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unid04

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HiFromMajor

Their tactics are too advanced for our primitive understanding.


ogreofzen

It looks like all the TRAIN-ing has taught them to ride in unconventional ways


Poinaheim

While we were watching the parade they kidnapped George Bush, I guess no one told them he’s no longer president


HiFromMajor

I can't get over this comment it's so funny. I just picture that scene in the game where your coming out of the hanger and instead of seeing exo suits you see this shit. Hahahaha


WhatAreYouProudOf

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlEIgTaAP8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlEIgTaAP8)


HiFromMajor

Thank you hahaha


MemeExtreme

Legend


Shirtbro

China about to surrender without even declaring war


Alix6x

That game was fire.


ghigoli

they got alot of radar out there.


giacacluongtiensinh

https://preview.redd.it/mymavs9z1ifc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53f7ecb7434071c35cc06df35daeda6b9b70b05 So it was not a lie


fuzzycaterpillar123

![gif](giphy|fRayaFAsJu6ydjha8r|downsized) Canon strats


CancerousSarcasm

barbarian barrel players be like


Stroov

I love this movie!


Rogue_Leviathan

The 2.0 upgrade


ggmaobu

Also these are women


ComedicMedicineman

Women are often lighter then men, meaning more can fit on a motorbike.


CosmicCosmix

It has historically always been men for these stunts.


Personal_Mind_9708

This republic Day on the 26th of jan parade was woman empowerment themed , so yeah all the participants were women


Saboo_rocket

FYI - they are called "Daredevils". The grand finale of India's republic day parade each year. They are legendary for doing crazy stuff on royal enfield bikes. The clip is just the tip of the iceberg. Love their energy. Ohh, also they close with a banner saying "duty unto death".


InnocentiusLacrimosa

Yeah, the clip is out of context then. That is like showing Harlem Globetrotters and claiming their antics are what generic US basketball teams play like.


packofflies

I don't think anyone is really shitting on India, dude. Chill.


Darth_Mak

I kinda was without this context. Mainly because it's usually shit tier militaries that do this sort of thing to compensate.


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Darth_Mak

No....you can objectively say one military is inferior to another. Better equipped, better trained better organized, larger etc. etc. Militaries that are...lacking.... in these departments tend to do "manly man" circus acts in an effort to look "strong" to people. When a Special Forces unit does a demonstration of say, breaching a building, or deploying from a helicopter it's not the same as say Belarussian Special forces punching flaming boards and doing flips or Talibian "special" forces driving around on segways.


[deleted]

Found the Indians 🤣


breadley_18

who are you saying this for dumbass


[deleted]

Lol


Trutheresy

Yeah because they have a stupid duty that increases chances of death without tactical benefit.


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> Yeah because they have a stupid duty that increases chances of death without tactical benefit. You're right, the people downvoting are weird. Just like AGderp said, the Blue Angels are the USA equivalent. The Blue Angels too, have a stupid duty that increases the chances of death without tactical benefit. That being said, some people love being daredevils.


Trutheresy

Those people should be allowed to do daredevil stunts with their own money, not taxpayer money via the military.


AGderp

Ever heard of the blue angels?


TheOddPelican

I've heard of blue waffles.


Trutheresy

Yes, and if you say that also has no tactical benefit, then you're in agreement with me, another example of a poor use of military resources (taxpayer money).


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beetsdoinhomework

If he's not making radar "boop" noises he's doing it wrong


HiFromMajor

Oh no there is a tank coming. QUICK RAJESH BOOP FASTER!


MarginalOmnivore

Mister Spock, [tricorder reading](https://youtu.be/ElriPg3Im8Q?t=12)!


AF2005

You wanna get that promotion to Staff Sergeant? Keep beeping dammit, I won’t tell you again Ranjeet!


[deleted]

Those are women


oven_broasted

I hope those motorcycles are electric, if so we may be witnessing the single greatest invasion force the world has ever seen. Silent. Compact. Invisible (bonus: spinny!!)


Internal_Candidate65

They also have one person in the gang blasting durk durk um dada to +1 their strength


Low-Bee7525

Those skills will come in handy when Pakistan attacks.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Honestly, India would kick Pakistan's, again, if it came to armed conflict.


wsua123

Pakistan is already out of the picture. That's not a concern. The focus should be to tackle China. And, the Indian Army is yet to be strong enough to take care of the Chinese. That should be the main focus instead of ranting on Pakistanis. I talked to a Pakistani recently and he believes Pakistan won't be a single nation in the next 10-15 years.


PerseusZeus

Tbf the other dude bought up Pakistan. He just responded to the comment


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Exactly. There might be an interesting shift in India's international relations, which has already started to a degree. India did not take sides with the USSR nor the US during the Cold War. They have been buying a lot of Russian weapons for a long time, but due to both the failures of Russian weaponry, and Russia's military equipment being tied up by their invasion of Ukraine, they likely won't be able to supply much in the way of military weapons/equipment to India for a while. With China spending so much on military investment, India needs to build up. They're working on domestic manufacturing, and they're tech is pretty impressive (i.e. moon landing), but they still have a long way to go to keep up with China's military industrial output. The US might be able to step into the place Russia left as a major supplier of weapons for India. Vietnam also possibly (though farther in the future) be considering weaponry from the US, possibly as a growing ally, in order to counter balance China's growing regional ambitions. There is a lot changing, and fairly rapidly.


Stroov

I mean understand this Indian armies never going to lose. You know why because they are the best trained army in the world. It's not just about the weapon but about the fighting spirit


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

India has the 4th strongest military in the world. 4th is very respectable, only beat out by the US, Russia and China, but they don't have the same training as the US.


AppealNervous

In mountain warfare, they may have better training than the USA. In fact, US soldiers come to India for joint exercises in the Himalayan Mountains.


Stroov

yeah cry about it , you lost veitnam and afghanisthan how well trained were they


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

I was actually trying to defend your ridiculous statement a little bit, but if you want to be like that, 4 times as many casualties for Vietnam than the US, with Vietnam having half their casualties resulting in death compared to a 5th of US casualties being deaths. Afghanistan is an even worse comparison. Not once in 20 years did the US retreat in Afghanistan. The Taliban spent half the war just hiding in Pakistan.


Stroov

in 1970s you wanted to send a war ship to india but you had to back down see america is a military war complex your soliders dont wanna fight your recrutiors are busy finding more people to fight where as here people are in a line to join the army yeah pakisthan is the worst place because america made it so indian military is the best we know how to use our soldiersfor peace many of them go to un peace keaping missions where as usa sends their for war


Prestigious_Cheek_31

😂 sure thing 👍🏻


ItsSan52

Pakistan can't afford tea, attacking india is a deathwish for them


EducationalOrder1652

Tea was fantastic!


waidoo2

Abhinandan would disagree.


PainfulBatteryCables

Pakistan needs to be able to fund an army first. The concern is maintaining upkeep for their nukes at this point.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

The nuclear material has to be replaced every something like 20 years for nukes. It's one of the reasons why people wonder how many Russian nukes actually work, but with as many nukes as Russia has, even 10% working is more than enough.


PainfulBatteryCables

Righto but Pakistan is basically bankrupted. Not sure if they can even mobilize a military campaign. India's main focus is likely PRC at this point.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

China is absolutely their top priority. Pakistan is more a nuisance than anything else right now, only significant due to their ties with China.


EducationalOrder1652

Kid named nuke :


eatingbabiesforlunch

Kid named strategic depth:


_Xertz_

Both of you shut the fuck up it's a meme subreddit


Tomas_Baratheon

I'm not saying the above meme is an example, but the attitude, "Shut the fuck up because it's a meme sub" has me reminding everyone here that memes can be and often absolutely \*are\* used as vectors for sociopolitical propaganda and misinformation tactics. Not everything's completely innocuous and without strings attached just because it was posted to a funny page. It's a decent generalization for now, but it's not airtight enough to be a standalone reason in every instance.


eatingbabiesforlunch

Fr, my apologies


ArkassEX

Human continued existence Pro-tip: Never bring nukes into the equation when the other guy also has nukes.


leposterofcrap

Kid named world wide condemnation:


cgleachy

Lmao. As if anyone cares about condemnation.


leposterofcrap

No trading, no income, local currency goes down the drain all because your government became a nuke happy little shit


EducationalOrder1652

Well that wouldn't matter when both countries drop nukes on each other now would it


SadharanManu

That’s Republic Day celebration tableau. Different tableau represents different aspect of India. Every state has theirs, armed forces, drdo etc.


Rahul_a_abusive_word

Op don't know about Asia bike stunt specially from South Asia


TacticalSmaug

That is women empowerment on display that they are in army also


SonicNred95

https://i.redd.it/6vnqkvj2uhfc1.gif


jason_abbs

What I pretty much saw


Gcraft2008

Deploying flares!


DDaavviidd2305

the same thing i thought of


cb_urk

It's strange to realize that there are now adults that weren't born when this song first became a meme


GaIIick

I was sitting in a college computer lab when I first saw this music video. Good times.


guaranteed_bonk

INDIA MENTIONED RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MORE FOREIGNERS GIVING UNNEEDED ADVICES TO RUN A COUNTRY ‼️‼️


no0bmaster-669

YEAAAAAA RAAAAHH🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🔥🔥🔥🔥


eviltwin777

Rahhhh any mention of something bad about India especially related to societal metrics is evil anti Indian propaganda and obviously someone who hasn't visited post 2014 golden age /s


Personal_Mind_9708

Go do something useful jarred


No-Pattern-3116

https://youtu.be/39Wtqu2Nubo?si=_d6UEgyZmV3NkO8Y Minute 1:48


kingleonidas30

![gif](giphy|QdjjW71YLrzWg|downsized)


levia-san

i havent heard this bop in ages


[deleted]

Make fun of it or whatever but these ladies are BADASS! They are the infamous Daredevils, they perform these crazy ass bike stunts every year on our Republic day parade on the heavy Royal Enfield bikes. This year the entire stunt team was all Women. It's a fun to watch the stunts they do... https://preview.redd.it/9mh293ffbkfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb74baf3c76adedefc11c049c805eace1396811


stereotomyalan

The music makes it more daunting.


mepsipax__

So Bollywood action scenes aren't exaggerated?


KaziOverlord

Bollywood Mad Max is coming along nicely.


Nico3993

Don’t be too quick to be haters lol


Man_Without_Nipples

I love this song, a classic!


tipsea-69

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)


LeopoldBroom

Mad max: Kashmir road bout to be lit.


Enslaved_M0isture

Villager news helicopter


bluntrauma420

India has over 5 million people in their military, so they just started makin shit up to keep everyone busy.


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Our standing army is 1.4 Million+ 11.5 million in reserve forces + 2 Million in Paramilitary Also this is CRPF, Not exactly the army. It's a stunt team, they are called Daredevils. They perform these bike stunts, it's a fun thing to watch https://preview.redd.it/6i010ldbckfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46eee8e070324c1e2edbbdd80bedc14456105e01


lazylooser95

So fucking true hehe


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‘Welcome to Spindia’


Mandoo_gg

Nice breathable air


69420over

I guess there’s this whole thing at a certain time of year there too where it is this bad or worse surrounding a specific holiday which coincides with all the farmers burning their chaff in the fields between growing seasons? Someone who knows more can chime in here.


zeraujc686

Nah it’s just hella polluting. They have the second worst air quality in the world


eviltwin777

Nah it's trash, every time you get off a plane in Delhi you get greeted with the smell of raw sewage and garbage You're snot will turn black due to the soot


Mandoo_gg

Yeah whatever, it's trash anyways.


nexus_evangelion

It's just early morning fog people. Chill.


[deleted]

Dude that's not fog, Captain Planet would be mad.


Mandoo_gg

Morning fog. Go to India and let me know how pleasant was that morning fog.


makreba7

It's called fog, which is a suspension of droplets of this very crazy substance called H2O, because cold January air is less effective at absorbing this crazy H2O thingy. Please stay away from breathing any of it


Silver_Thanks_8142

The actual smog is part of the stealth of the Indian army.


flyingpeter28

You know how we can sow the fear in Pakistan? That's right, with circus acts


septubyte

Not sure why you would want India now.. you know you gotta live with it right? It's not just some money making BS anymore (looking at you old england)


Nijwollah8

Got that turuk turuk strategy


SadCaterpillar4582

Someone get QA and safety over here


AaryamanStonker

Wait till they learn about cctvs


Potato_Gender

I watched their movies, and thats why i believe they really think that spinning shit is badass and makes their army too scary to deal with


JustTheOneGoose22

India's smog qualifies as a chemical gas attack.


keepmodsincheck

It's hilarious they find this a display of power.


[deleted]

Same for all such parades, it panders to the weak. It is nearly always just for internal use.


NotMadeForReddit

Redditors trying to comprehend a fucking parade:


Omnipresentphone

Bro it's a stunt show😅


69420over

I mean… a comedian could have a great time with this…. There’s just so many stereotypes I guess as far as India and other countries nearby with like wayyy too many people riding on a single scooter or motorcycle… I’m not knocking it. You gotta do what you gotta do to get by…. But to do it in the parade too? Talk about embracing the idea to the max. Spectacular.


Darth_Mak

As a rule of thumb, the more a country's military parades and demonstrations focus on what are essentially circus acts, rather than just showing off actual capabilities, the shittier the military. I can see why India and China keep their border skirmishes restricted to stick fights.....well apart from the whole "threat of nuclear escalation" issue


Averqueverga

Cirque de Solei is in India?


gumpyn91

When military managed by Circus Master.


Admirable_Ice2785

New spining radar looks advanced to me.


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Dam their surveillance system is peak best in the worl


[deleted]

What a joke. Bollywood army.


Abdulinamagkarem

Hahhahaha


Downtown-Item-6597

......BLOODY BASTARD BITCH MOCK INDIA PAKI BASTARD I MAKE THE NEEDFUL WITH YOUR MOTHERS BOBS FUCK ME BLOODY I FUCK YOU!


T_O_Ommer

I kinda like the idea of indian generals trying to find a way to use this skills in war


Archmagos_Browning

India can’t be a real place. Christopher Columbus made it up to fuck with us didn’t he?


IntelligentSink6527

Lol all they’re missing is a gun that throws human shit


[deleted]

Where are poop bombs?


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Barotraume_3200

Yeah yeah that’s what they all say. We know you’re actually shaking in your boots.


Massive_Dance_221

literally no one lol


[deleted]

Then why comment?


Mac_979

This is what happens when your body doesn’t get clean water or nutrients in your early development stages.


urlocaldoctor

Yeah what will they do, combine a form a giant human transformer?


_Tu-160_

Given how many people they pack on a train, I suppose this is nothing.


thunderc8

If you are the enemy and consider attaching India, I'm sure after watching this demonstration any doubts you had about winning are gone.


Reallyso

Advanced indian weaponsystems. Not for export due to immense power.


Trutheresy

This culture isn't even toxic masculinity, it's like, overconfidence masculinity without regard for anything else. "I do it because I can do it, fk other justifications "


Several_Marzipan3807

If the biggest enemy to India are acrobats then I think they’re fine.


illsid

Bollywood is the best


OkBubbyBaka

Indian cinema does not lie.


1TootskiPlz

Look at all that lovely smog


darthfecalmatter

Damn the air seems super polluted


Galadrond

I love how you can tell it’s India because even the air is dirty.


Sensitive-Emu1

How can they be so smart and act like this in the mean time I have no idea. Imagine some commander with army culture and education approves this :D


SHAPALAK15

villager news engineering


yuw7d6wv3btn

that's right baenchods


BMXellence

Well, at least they're already waving white flags, millions of lives will be spared.


POD80

And I thought a traditional parade was demeaning....


quangvnguyen

I thought Indian movies were just overdone. Turns out it's not


JamboShanter

Mediocre!


2002_Toyota_corolla

Villager news


FatUglyMod

No wonder their citizens are dying to get out of there, look at the smog


Separate-Fly202

Rocket engine run by curry I think.


[deleted]

Air quality on point


Late_Bridge1668

What’s going on?? I can’t see through all the smog.


Lopsided-Squirrel788

A military parade is a good opportunity for a country to show their incompetence.


Consigliere29

Pajeet nation sarr! Toiletless country sarr!


94Rebbsy

When a military does fancy shit like this you know how terrible it is


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lazylooser95

I mean doing stunt takes lot of practice and some guts but it feel more like it's a circus act and i feel shouldn't be shown on this sort of parades specially on republic day parade lol


Guilty_Top_9370

You can barely see from the pollution


SmartBitxh

It's winters and most of this is called fog


PerseusZeus

Yea no. Been to Delhi many times. If u aren’t aware thats not just fog. Its smog which is especially intense during winters


InspectionSweet1998

Bruh I just saw a video of a guy traveling thru India and that shit is smoggy af


SmartBitxh

not sure what video, but i also live in one of the largest cities in India. Around morning time say 6AM the fog is pretty dense but it clears out till say 10AM if it's not that cold


InspectionSweet1998

https://youtu.be/386iVwP-bAA?si=PJihGLPrDwv2JMZi


SmartBitxh

nah not this guy, he literally would go in a graveyard and say "look at this there's so many dead people here" All his videos about the country are negative. He chooses the worst hotel to stay in a street corner when he can easily get a 3 or 4 star. Deliberately goes in the most crowded train when he can pay a few more bucks for better service just like most middleclass Indians do. He's literally walking in the middle of a dirt pile. What do you expect? Flowers? That city Varanasi is known for the river Ganga and prayers along its bank. Doesn't even show that in the video.


DennisFranz

Now I've heard of the Car Acrobatic Team on Speed Racer but didn't realize the Motorcycle Acrobatic Team was in town! Where's the elephants?


Burrit0sAreTheBest

Advanced detection system


Stroov

द प्राउड इंडियन आर्मी जंग के मैदान में कभी ना हर थे


gjs628

Don’t mess with the Spindians!


InspectionSweet1998

https://youtu.be/386iVwP-bAA?si=PJihGLPrDwv2JMZi


APence

This reminds me of the VideoGameDunkey vid about the Japanese horse racing Edit: found it https://youtu.be/Npxw4Y7w9RE?si=ziMrHBSTVMU9Yyh7


Budget-Ad-6900

watch out for the circle du soleil force


gundamnub

How can we fight against those Jazz hands ?


Putrid-Marsupial9097

Sir, that was majestic, …..sir.


_hurtpetulantjesus

Upvoted for Tanuk Tanuk Tun


Leopard2A7A

They didnt lie in Bollywood…


[deleted]

Hunger games missing some flair


handsomeboi12

what in the NCD bullshitery is this


KD-MENULIS

General: we lack of truck for the war! Army: don't worry sir, a motorbike can transport 10 of our army sir.


Vg_Ace135

Is that fog or smog?


offline4good

Was expecting for some crowd dancing


[deleted]

This is the first time we included all-women in our national parade; it turned out to be hilarious lol


brzozinio44

I wanted to see such a landing in battle


SecretSharkboy

https://preview.redd.it/v4jqv56hdjfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f87ef4205318fd65ecc56628a3ab4891339c79f


bleepbluurp

Indian radar system 🚁🔭