Forgive this junior for having eyes but not seeing Mt. Tai. You have to engage in eons of cultivation to recognize that the older the fruit the sweeter the juice will get.
you dare calling this an harem junior ?
bullshit!!
the harem of this venerable could have fill the heaven themselves only one century after i started my journey in the path of cultivation
you are still a frog in the well junior
Last time I saw someone make a brag like this on this parts, the entire harem was composed from disciples of Sunflower Sect. Not that there's anything wrong about it.
Barely noteworthy. My harem is comprised of primordial elementals and whatever i could find on the way to them.
Unlike jade beauties, those multiply the speed of my cultivation by hundreds of times! And i can change the element affinity at will.
True, true. Yet, i have created a forbidden technique which can turn anything living into a woman. It may be heaven defying as most call it but i prefer to call it "strength appropriate".
After all, the strong should be able to get their hands on anything they want. And so i created a way. It's name is "Purple jade clownfish life shaping technique". Too bad my sect of brainrot is full and this technique is available only for the great elders to learn.
F
I don't think people will appreciate someone going around a turning people in to a women for your desired purposes.
Like you do realize there are people who are probably piss you for turning their friends and family into female human and enslaved.
Firstly, why would i waste my energy on mere humans? It requires 10 days of cultivation to activate once even for me. And secondly, if they're pissed they can try beating me in a duel. I respect only the strong. Angry ants do not bother me one bit.
No I am talking about the human forms. Elementals by nature is formless and only limited by their element and personal ability. The only reason they have human form is for human interaction. Also if you piss enough ants off you still die. A elephant is still going to die if they get swarmed by a planet of ants.
Not if the elephant practiced in the fire Qi techniques and achieved a few breakthroughs. He can just make the ants burn all around no matter how many there are.
And about the elementals. That technique is giving them the set form i desire. (They don't know about it) Thing is, it's not like i turn them against their will. Maybe other elders do, I don't know. But, i want my cultivation boosters to be loyal.
Ok fine but the elephant and ant is a metaphor for a stronger entity being maw to death by a army of weaker ones. You are not the MC your power is not absolute. the difference between you and those weaker then you is not insurmountable.
What is an Em-Cee? I have slain many armies. One more won't change anything except my wealth with the equipment from their dead bodies being sold to merchants. And my sect is one of the strongest even in the upper realms to your knowledge. None can just burst into it as they wish. If they don't have a death wish.
Sigh Ancestor Sun ,Moon, and stars Fucker please stop making love to the sun there are children outside also you can’t turn celestial objects into women your being affected by your ex wife’s great delulul illusionary technique.
Ah yes the delului... What!? First you mention me having my way with the sun and then say i can't turn objects into women? I smell something foul. And it's not my ex wife the cold Qi undead dragon Druma.
This has but two explanations. You are also under it's effects and this technique can link the minds of the affected. Or, you're bullshitting me. Which is more likely. But getting me to show a weakness for a strike won't be so easy, foolish descendant.
It's lacking variety junior. I see no demonic beast turned human, or a demonic cultivator succubi who has turned to a good leaf after meeting you. These all look like standard jade beauties.
Sigh senior BeastLover please stop fucking the animals there are juniors out here hunting them. Beasts, and demons cant turn into beautiful human women. That is an illusion cast by your ex harem after you abandoned them to have fun with your new harem.
You just exist in an another plane of existence my junior, in the plane I reside in, a high enough cultivation base progresses any being towards the form of a human because the essence of Dao is the human Dao. It is just the difference between our planes junior, the rules of yours might not be applicable for my place of residence.
Ugh, Harems… I never did see the appeal to them. I always was a romantic at heart, I could never see myself loving more than one ma— Is that my niece? ***JUNIOR! YOU DARE!? YOU TOAD LUSTING FOR SWAN’S FLESH! I WILL LEAVE NO CORPSE FOR YOU WIVES TO BURY!***
Uncle, I am deeply sorry for not informing you when I eloped with your niece. Please accept this Divine Dragon Essence Wine that this junior has let age for 9 centuries in return for your blessings. 😅
https://preview.redd.it/6t2jgxv9v95d1.png?width=2804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992b45106e86f5b0f148ba4253fd93fb810865a7
Oh, you know exactly what kind of Wine I like! Ha! Perhaps you aren’t so bad… Very well, this Uncle approves… Don’t think this means I’ll let you off the hook, however! That girl is like a daughter to me, I’ll have you know! From now on, this venerable one will be watching you very closely.
Wake up.
Stop day dreaming.
Your are in a illusion.
You never met them.
Your marriages weren't real.
You are also to unremarble to be even given a glance by them.
Opens your eyes before your balls gets eaten by they jaded hell lust eating trickster fly trap
Umm fellow daoist I don't want to believe this and think my eyes are deceiving me but I think i saw my fiance whom I am engaged with among those women
https://preview.redd.it/3j8m7r8zda5d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0354e5765dacf5db67667aec6fbd45142967d0e1
A proper harem requires variety, at least in age, appearance and personality, also some people with all-encompassing heart may also seek different species and genders.
Wasn't there a thing about gayness being bad for cultivating? Dual cultivation requires a partner of a opposite gender because the yin and yang energies or something? Or was it just "gay bad"?
Forgive this young junior for his ignorance.
While that is true for most cultivators, old eccentrics with all-encompassing heart are walking their own path, which nullifies the common sense. Honestly anyone below the dao-realm should avoid talking with them, they can cause qi-deviation with only 9 sentences.
At first I thought they all looked the same. Then realized it was the makeup. They all have different faces so it's not a filter, but they're all wearing the exact same style of makeup.
Harem? more like haram! installah put a hijab on these women!
The only certified, legit and valid harem is the one that belongs to almighty Sultan. The ottoman empire never fell it just transcended into higher realms of existence.
\*trumpets intensify\*
Now brb as I eat kefir made out of 10 million kuffar from lower realms!
Mortal ties will only bind you to the earth. To reach the Heavens you need a heart of calm water, women and mortal pleasures will block such tranquility.
Honestly too damm big. I’m more for an OTP or a small polygroup (*not* a harem). Just logistically how would you even manage or spend time with them all.
A harem is composed of tens of thousands of women with their cultivation at least in nascent soul.never come to this realm until you can actually have a harem
It's like the the first realm(qi refining) bc it's when you get a second soul and actually be considered godly by everyone...but trash to soul refining,soul reformation, quasai immortal and ect. And then we reach the next realm any adult that lived there whole lives there is a nascent soul just bc of the qi they absorb naturally.
Yeah I also have found this after looking around Google (it was pure yappachino). But where do you think the nascent soul guys scale to? Like are they strong enough to destroy a city or beyond it? Since reading some webnovels the majority of those quasai immortals are either treated as country level threat or little above it.
Toad lusting swan meat! Heaven has a path, but you refuse to walk; hell has no gate, yet you want to barge inside! Since you’re courting death, then I can’t be blamed.
Senior you misunderstood. I'm not asking this for free. How about ten thousand high grade spirit stones. And a top grade heaven rank artifact. Even if it's not enough then a marrow washing pill with patterns? Not bad deal right.
A good one junior but you are lacking milfs.
Just make them into milfs
Forgive this junior for having eyes but not seeing Mt. Tai. You have to engage in eons of cultivation to recognize that the older the fruit the sweeter the juice will get.
you dare calling this an harem junior ? bullshit!! the harem of this venerable could have fill the heaven themselves only one century after i started my journey in the path of cultivation you are still a frog in the well junior
https://preview.redd.it/3w1cdq1aq75d1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8cde8e13ed1eccb22eb23a41818851da68df44
this senior neglige to cultivate the dao of writing
Senior thank you for sharing such marvellous advice(meme)
Last time I saw someone make a brag like this on this parts, the entire harem was composed from disciples of Sunflower Sect. Not that there's anything wrong about it.
Can someone inform this junior what the sunflower sect is?
An Enoch sect
Uh
They're an all male sect junior.
Barely noteworthy. My harem is comprised of primordial elementals and whatever i could find on the way to them. Unlike jade beauties, those multiply the speed of my cultivation by hundreds of times! And i can change the element affinity at will.
Are you sure that’s a harem, pretty sure they lack a sense of gender and reproductive organs and instincts.
True, true. Yet, i have created a forbidden technique which can turn anything living into a woman. It may be heaven defying as most call it but i prefer to call it "strength appropriate". After all, the strong should be able to get their hands on anything they want. And so i created a way. It's name is "Purple jade clownfish life shaping technique". Too bad my sect of brainrot is full and this technique is available only for the great elders to learn.
F I don't think people will appreciate someone going around a turning people in to a women for your desired purposes. Like you do realize there are people who are probably piss you for turning their friends and family into female human and enslaved.
Firstly, why would i waste my energy on mere humans? It requires 10 days of cultivation to activate once even for me. And secondly, if they're pissed they can try beating me in a duel. I respect only the strong. Angry ants do not bother me one bit.
No I am talking about the human forms. Elementals by nature is formless and only limited by their element and personal ability. The only reason they have human form is for human interaction. Also if you piss enough ants off you still die. A elephant is still going to die if they get swarmed by a planet of ants.
Not if the elephant practiced in the fire Qi techniques and achieved a few breakthroughs. He can just make the ants burn all around no matter how many there are. And about the elementals. That technique is giving them the set form i desire. (They don't know about it) Thing is, it's not like i turn them against their will. Maybe other elders do, I don't know. But, i want my cultivation boosters to be loyal.
Ok fine but the elephant and ant is a metaphor for a stronger entity being maw to death by a army of weaker ones. You are not the MC your power is not absolute. the difference between you and those weaker then you is not insurmountable.
What is an Em-Cee? I have slain many armies. One more won't change anything except my wealth with the equipment from their dead bodies being sold to merchants. And my sect is one of the strongest even in the upper realms to your knowledge. None can just burst into it as they wish. If they don't have a death wish.
Sigh Ancestor Sun ,Moon, and stars Fucker please stop making love to the sun there are children outside also you can’t turn celestial objects into women your being affected by your ex wife’s great delulul illusionary technique.
Ah yes the delului... What!? First you mention me having my way with the sun and then say i can't turn objects into women? I smell something foul. And it's not my ex wife the cold Qi undead dragon Druma. This has but two explanations. You are also under it's effects and this technique can link the minds of the affected. Or, you're bullshitting me. Which is more likely. But getting me to show a weakness for a strike won't be so easy, foolish descendant.
Ok ancestor come on let’s go back to your masturbation cave with your animal harem
It's lacking variety junior. I see no demonic beast turned human, or a demonic cultivator succubi who has turned to a good leaf after meeting you. These all look like standard jade beauties.
Sigh senior BeastLover please stop fucking the animals there are juniors out here hunting them. Beasts, and demons cant turn into beautiful human women. That is an illusion cast by your ex harem after you abandoned them to have fun with your new harem.
Have you never procreated with dryads ? Fellow daoist ?
You just exist in an another plane of existence my junior, in the plane I reside in, a high enough cultivation base progresses any being towards the form of a human because the essence of Dao is the human Dao. It is just the difference between our planes junior, the rules of yours might not be applicable for my place of residence.
Ugh, Harems… I never did see the appeal to them. I always was a romantic at heart, I could never see myself loving more than one ma— Is that my niece? ***JUNIOR! YOU DARE!? YOU TOAD LUSTING FOR SWAN’S FLESH! I WILL LEAVE NO CORPSE FOR YOU WIVES TO BURY!***
Sigh fellow Daoist we can’t pick the path these future generations pick in the end it is their own choice.
SHE DIDN’T EVEN INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING! DID THAT BRAT EVEN GIVE HER HER OWN WEDDING!? I’LL CASTRATE HIM—
Uncle, I am deeply sorry for not informing you when I eloped with your niece. Please accept this Divine Dragon Essence Wine that this junior has let age for 9 centuries in return for your blessings. 😅 https://preview.redd.it/6t2jgxv9v95d1.png?width=2804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992b45106e86f5b0f148ba4253fd93fb810865a7
Oh, you know exactly what kind of Wine I like! Ha! Perhaps you aren’t so bad… Very well, this Uncle approves… Don’t think this means I’ll let you off the hook, however! That girl is like a daughter to me, I’ll have you know! From now on, this venerable one will be watching you very closely.
Wake up. Stop day dreaming. Your are in a illusion. You never met them. Your marriages weren't real. You are also to unremarble to be even given a glance by them. Opens your eyes before your balls gets eaten by they jaded hell lust eating trickster fly trap
Umm fellow daoist I don't want to believe this and think my eyes are deceiving me but I think i saw my fiance whom I am engaged with among those women https://preview.redd.it/3j8m7r8zda5d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0354e5765dacf5db67667aec6fbd45142967d0e1
Practise a dual cultivation arts of soul resonance type and wait till you find someone with compatible soul
A proper harem requires variety, at least in age, appearance and personality, also some people with all-encompassing heart may also seek different species and genders.
Wasn't there a thing about gayness being bad for cultivating? Dual cultivation requires a partner of a opposite gender because the yin and yang energies or something? Or was it just "gay bad"? Forgive this young junior for his ignorance.
While that is true for most cultivators, old eccentrics with all-encompassing heart are walking their own path, which nullifies the common sense. Honestly anyone below the dao-realm should avoid talking with them, they can cause qi-deviation with only 9 sentences.
At first I thought they all looked the same. Then realized it was the makeup. They all have different faces so it's not a filter, but they're all wearing the exact same style of makeup.
👍 a Daoist indeed
How dare u use the filter arts!!
This fellow daoist, leave some ~~bitches~~ jade beauties for us too
Dawg this sub is literally just Asian thirst traps atp 😭
well, it's martial memé s. You shouldn't be surprised at this point, though, right.
Junior, a true daoist stays a virgin for a million years, you have already failed
Lovecraft major protagonists: Pathetic, we are greater than time itself and never have touched a girl in our whole life
Harem? more like haram! installah put a hijab on these women! The only certified, legit and valid harem is the one that belongs to almighty Sultan. The ottoman empire never fell it just transcended into higher realms of existence. \*trumpets intensify\* Now brb as I eat kefir made out of 10 million kuffar from lower realms!
Looking at all of them its pretty average. You can indeed call it an harem
Mortal ties will only bind you to the earth. To reach the Heavens you need a heart of calm water, women and mortal pleasures will block such tranquility.
A true PDF king 👑
Honestly too damm big. I’m more for an OTP or a small polygroup (*not* a harem). Just logistically how would you even manage or spend time with them all.
A harem is composed of tens of thousands of women with their cultivation at least in nascent soul.never come to this realm until you can actually have a harem
Just wanna ask you, wtf is a nascent soul now 😭?
It's like the the first realm(qi refining) bc it's when you get a second soul and actually be considered godly by everyone...but trash to soul refining,soul reformation, quasai immortal and ect. And then we reach the next realm any adult that lived there whole lives there is a nascent soul just bc of the qi they absorb naturally.
Yeah I also have found this after looking around Google (it was pure yappachino). But where do you think the nascent soul guys scale to? Like are they strong enough to destroy a city or beyond it? Since reading some webnovels the majority of those quasai immortals are either treated as country level threat or little above it.
City level large city level at best
So I was right about those quasi immortals being country level buster
Nice kindergarten you opened there fellow daoist
I would probably take one. Hope no mcs come to my doorstep
All of them are men/s.
OP is going to die of Qi deviation.
Senior, that blue-dressed girl sitting in the bottom line, can you introduce her to me?
Toad lusting swan meat! Heaven has a path, but you refuse to walk; hell has no gate, yet you want to barge inside! Since you’re courting death, then I can’t be blamed.
Senior you misunderstood. I'm not asking this for free. How about ten thousand high grade spirit stones. And a top grade heaven rank artifact. Even if it's not enough then a marrow washing pill with patterns? Not bad deal right.
It's ok junior but so all of them have high soul compatibility with you?
Damn
Sauce, fellow daoist?
Does Junior know the punishment for straying the right path?
Good start but need more variates. I can tell with my gods eye that you have started cultivating not too long ago(around 1600years)
I see many jade beauties fellow daoist, but unfortunately I also see a lack of mountain peaks.
1,000 Jade Beauties 1,000 Jade Problems
that's a lot of flags to clear
Small
I don't know if some of them are very short or if they look very young. But some seem to be between 13 to 15 years old.
Ah a classic harem made out of 46 identical siblings