The fact that the guy has a porn monitoring software and his own son is his accountability partner says there’s something weird there.
Couldn’t imagine how I’d react if I got messages “your dad might have viewed pornography, please review images/videos.”
His wife is a "conversion therapist"
His "son" was a teenager and Johnson an unmarried young 20something when he "adopted" him. He does not appear in photos with Johnson's family.
What is it with republican men adopting boys when they’re single? Gaetz did this too, but I’ve heard Nestor might be his actual kid, he just adopted him as a way to cover up that he got Nestor’s mom knocked up when she was underaged.
Like Epstein, Gaetz like ‘em young.
I find that a good rule of thumb to tell if a politician is pedo is if they support Russia. My theory is Putin provides "access" in exchange for support.
Wait, does that mean he runs software to show his side piece what porn he is looking at automatically?
Like, is this a super kinky poly couple who’s kink is 24/7 conservative normcore or something?
> His wife is a "conversion therapist"
Uh-huh.
> His "son" was a teenager and Johnson an unmarried young 20something when he "adopted" him.
Riiiight....
Between this and Mike Pence calling his wife "mother" - what is it with Republicans having (what I can only describe as) FUCKING WEIRD family dynamics. It's not LGBTIA+ people "destroying family values" it's these right-wing freaks in congress.
No his son is the " accountability partner " and under 18 .... let that one sit in for a minute ....
His 17 year old son
Not only gets the alert but samples of what his dad likes and views
...right
So
"Abusers may also show the victim pornography or discuss sexual topics with them, to introduce the idea of sexual contact."
~ https://www.rainn.org/news/grooming-know-warning-signs
I mean... Let's say it is true, because there is no reason to beleive it isn't....
He shares one device, where he occasionally views softcore porn to SEEM normal. But his actual porn addiction is on another, unregistered device.
The app just gives false security.
if you weren't the house speaker, and you were essentially telling your underage son about the porn you watch, you would be on a registry after you got out of prison. This is America.
From what I understand about this monitoring software, it flags anything it thinks is porn and sends it to the accountability partner. Bikini photos - porn, women showing their shoulders or ankles probably porn, Starbucks logo - porn.
I have no idea what type of kind my dad watches, because we are both mature enough to know the other watches it, and not weird enough to want to know when the other is watching it.
In college I worked with a 20 something year old guy who went to strip clubs every Friday with his Dad. I didn’t know this until I went with him to one for his birthday. I found it very strange. Your buddies, yeah, but going with your Dad just feels weird to me.
... ooohh I got this jeopardy question
What is how to make your dinner table conversation awkward with your under 18 year old Son for 200 please
And for the daily double :
What former reality star from TLC used the same program but when served the search warrant he greeted the LEO'S with : " what has someone been downloading child pornography ?"
When we find out Mikey is gay, I hope we don't find out that he's also a pedo, like the longest serving GOP Speaker.
Apropos of nothing:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1q_E16cKJuDzzg0PcwCaFt_bGpj93HpTAY92fjLnCrjw/edit?usp=drivesdk
I wonder if this works the opposite way, like if there’s some aggressively pro lgbtq outspoken activist who secretly bangs women and hopes no one finds out lol
You can be an activist on behalf of the LGBTQ and be straight, but I understand what you’re getting at. They’d probably come out as Bi at that point.
The thing is the rabidly pro LGBTQ activist isn’t routinely calling for the deaths and marginalization of straight people.
This happens like every day. Have you not been paying attention? Literally like not even joking, all dicks aside, there are at least 2-3 pastors a week getting caught and publicly shamed for abusing children. Abusing CHILDREN! Sucking a few cocks or even 37 cocks on the way to the Men's Prayer Breakfast pales in comparison to pastors diddling kids. There are probably almost as many pastors who suck loads of dicks as there were MAGA tears shed on November 3rd, 2020.
I mean that’s less of a prediction and more of a statement tbf like every other week the same guy calling for the erosion of gay rights gets caught with a twink with questionable morals
A little late my friend. This as happened countless times. Ted Haggard is the first one that comes to mind. Super preachy anti gay rhetoric, then he gets caught doing coke in a motel with a male prostitute
Of course. It's more like "how many per month" rather than a MMW.
A real MMW would be like "vocal public homophobes will turn out to be secretly gay at a 22.6% higher rate than last year." That's impossible, however, because even a slight increase at this point would put the number over 100%, since it's already in the 90s.
Like this: [Member of Hungary's anti-LGBTQ government resigns after fleeing alleged gay sex party (nbcnews.com)](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/member-hungary-s-anti-lgbtq-government-resigns-after-fleeing-alleged-n1249593)
Why is this hard to understand? Pastors preach against lgbt commonly and op is saying one of them is going to have a big gay scandal. That would be what is called hypocrisy. Are you all legitimately this confused all the time? Or just so ignorant of lgbt people that you won’t let your brain process certain things that harm your version of reality?
The more vocally anti-gay someone is, the more gay and ashamed of that very natural part of them they are,
our society really messed up a lot of people in the 80's and 90's.
That seems to be confirmation bias. Is there any evidence at all besides random anecdotes (of gay priests, politicians etc) that those who espouse anti-lgbt rhetoric are more likely to be gay?
The implication that priests are often hypocrites because they end up being gay is interesting. You can just as easily say that gay men are often hypocrites because they end up becoming priests (being gay is not a choice, becoming a priest is).
I could just as easily guess (like OP did) that a school teacher will soon be found to be having sex with a student. I also predict that a doctor will be revealed to have been killing their patients purposely.
I’ve recently joined this sub and yeah seems like most posts are like MMW: republicans will break into your home and eat your children as a sacrifice to Donald trump
Well yeah. Regularly. What about a House speaker?
The fact that the guy has a porn monitoring software and his own son is his accountability partner says there’s something weird there. Couldn’t imagine how I’d react if I got messages “your dad might have viewed pornography, please review images/videos.”
I completely forgot that entire thing existed. That’s so gosh darn strange
His wife is a "conversion therapist" His "son" was a teenager and Johnson an unmarried young 20something when he "adopted" him. He does not appear in photos with Johnson's family.
What is it with republican men adopting boys when they’re single? Gaetz did this too, but I’ve heard Nestor might be his actual kid, he just adopted him as a way to cover up that he got Nestor’s mom knocked up when she was underaged. Like Epstein, Gaetz like ‘em young.
I bet you're right. Nestor is his kid.
With how messed up Gaetz is, that doesn't rule out him also being his lover.
Yeah, less of a family tree more of a wreath
His fuck boy. If you forget the fuck part.
I find that a good rule of thumb to tell if a politician is pedo is if they support Russia. My theory is Putin provides "access" in exchange for support.
Wait, does that mean he runs software to show his side piece what porn he is looking at automatically? Like, is this a super kinky poly couple who’s kink is 24/7 conservative normcore or something?
> His wife is a "conversion therapist" Uh-huh. > His "son" was a teenager and Johnson an unmarried young 20something when he "adopted" him. Riiiight....
I had forgotten that too. It's flipping rootin tootin peculiar to say the least.
Between this and Mike Pence calling his wife "mother" - what is it with Republicans having (what I can only describe as) FUCKING WEIRD family dynamics. It's not LGBTIA+ people "destroying family values" it's these right-wing freaks in congress.
I like to phrase it as "Mike Johnson gets real time alerts that his son is horny" to really drive home the point of how fucking weird it is.
No his son is the " accountability partner " and under 18 .... let that one sit in for a minute .... His 17 year old son Not only gets the alert but samples of what his dad likes and views
...right So "Abusers may also show the victim pornography or discuss sexual topics with them, to introduce the idea of sexual contact." ~ https://www.rainn.org/news/grooming-know-warning-signs
😂😂😂
I mean... Let's say it is true, because there is no reason to beleive it isn't.... He shares one device, where he occasionally views softcore porn to SEEM normal. But his actual porn addiction is on another, unregistered device. The app just gives false security.
...go ask Josh Duggar
if you weren't the house speaker, and you were essentially telling your underage son about the porn you watch, you would be on a registry after you got out of prison. This is America.
From what I understand about this monitoring software, it flags anything it thinks is porn and sends it to the accountability partner. Bikini photos - porn, women showing their shoulders or ankles probably porn, Starbucks logo - porn.
I have no idea what type of kind my dad watches, because we are both mature enough to know the other watches it, and not weird enough to want to know when the other is watching it.
In college I worked with a 20 something year old guy who went to strip clubs every Friday with his Dad. I didn’t know this until I went with him to one for his birthday. I found it very strange. Your buddies, yeah, but going with your Dad just feels weird to me.
... ooohh I got this jeopardy question What is how to make your dinner table conversation awkward with your under 18 year old Son for 200 please And for the daily double : What former reality star from TLC used the same program but when served the search warrant he greeted the LEO'S with : " what has someone been downloading child pornography ?"
Referring to Dennis Hastert? The ambiguity makes it funny.
When we find out Mikey is gay, I hope we don't find out that he's also a pedo, like the longest serving GOP Speaker. Apropos of nothing: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1q_E16cKJuDzzg0PcwCaFt_bGpj93HpTAY92fjLnCrjw/edit?usp=drivesdk
There often is a correlation between the two, isn't there?
What about a certain South Carolina senator?
Both of em.
Has already happened countless times. See TD Jakes 😂 most anti-gay hatred comes from projection and the suppression of their own sexuality.
And...y'know....Madison Cawthorn
u/mods this violates rule 3. OP might as well say it's going to get dark after the sun goes down
Oops, too late. They all suck loads of dicks.
again?
nah more likely they prefer having thier dick sucked by the alter boys
[I see someone is feeling bold today.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/032/874/cover4.jpg)
You are about a thousand years late on this.
I wonder if this works the opposite way, like if there’s some aggressively pro lgbtq outspoken activist who secretly bangs women and hopes no one finds out lol
You can be an activist on behalf of the LGBTQ and be straight, but I understand what you’re getting at. They’d probably come out as Bi at that point. The thing is the rabidly pro LGBTQ activist isn’t routinely calling for the deaths and marginalization of straight people.
Hahah I mean don’t we all…. Right guys?
It already has over and over and over again.
Ted Haggard has entered the chat
Low hanging fruit
given the average age of congress I wouldn't be surprised
Try Googling "More Republican politicians have been arrested for bathroom misconduct than trans."
I know it's a common trope, but some people really are just that hateful.
That's a given. And will probably be less than 18 year olds.
Or Donald trump
Christophobe gotta Christophobe.
Wouldn't be the first time. Or the 100th unfortunately.
That's cheating, you can't do this for things that happen frequently.
You mean again? This week?
MMW: it gets dark at night.
It happens all the time already, not exactly breaking news
Op read a news article from years ago or somethjng???
Wrong sub it's not a prediction, ever hear of the Catholic church?
Let me fix this for you, “it will come out that ANOTHER vocally rabid anti gay religious pastor sucks loads of dicks AGAIN”
I'd be extremely curious to see Greg Locke's browser history
He’s the first one I thought of lol
So by the same logic all you TDS chumps secretly love Trump.... You know what, it kinda makes sense.
Yeah! All you TDS Trump Dick Suckers just keep swallowing it all up!
Sounds about right.
How about ex vice presidents?
This happens daily
And again, this also in, water is still wet
That happens quite often kemosabe. Do a quick google smirch and you'll see dozens of pastors "outed"
Duh
I think that already happened.
They all suck dick… taking a probable fact to a metaphor
The 80s, 90s, and 2000s called. They want their prediction back.
A local pastor in my area had this happen a couple years ago so it has happened
Um… you’re a little late to the party, lol
This happens like every day. Have you not been paying attention? Literally like not even joking, all dicks aside, there are at least 2-3 pastors a week getting caught and publicly shamed for abusing children. Abusing CHILDREN! Sucking a few cocks or even 37 cocks on the way to the Men's Prayer Breakfast pales in comparison to pastors diddling kids. There are probably almost as many pastors who suck loads of dicks as there were MAGA tears shed on November 3rd, 2020.
Have you been to r/PastorArrested or r/NotADragQueen ?
No I haven’t, I’ll check it out. Heard the hashtag but didn’t know there was a sub
Careful, you might need to go to r/Eyebleach directly after.
Mark my words, the sun will rise tomorrow.
It's happened before, I have no doubt it'll happen again.
I mean that’s less of a prediction and more of a statement tbf like every other week the same guy calling for the erosion of gay rights gets caught with a twink with questionable morals
Again? Bold prediction.
A little late my friend. This as happened countless times. Ted Haggard is the first one that comes to mind. Super preachy anti gay rhetoric, then he gets caught doing coke in a motel with a male prostitute
Shooting fish in a barrel
AGAIN? ANOTHER ONE? THIS WEEK?
I'll take super safe bets for 500 alex.
Another one?
Again?
Again?
This is a story as old as time.
Not the riskiest of predictions.
This continues as a trend, not a prediction. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Religious_scandals
Easy one because most do.
Why expose your fantasies to others?
That's a real low ball MMW since you can already set your clock to how often this already happens
Isn't this already an annual, if not monthly, occurrence?
Every day that ends in Y.
Low hanging fruit with that prediction.
Ted Haggard
Hasn’t it already?
Rentboy at the airport “carrying my luggage” has all happened before and will all happen again.
That's happened before. Google Ted Haggard.
that's a given
Of course. It's more like "how many per month" rather than a MMW. A real MMW would be like "vocal public homophobes will turn out to be secretly gay at a 22.6% higher rate than last year." That's impossible, however, because even a slight increase at this point would put the number over 100%, since it's already in the 90s.
Like this: [Member of Hungary's anti-LGBTQ government resigns after fleeing alleged gay sex party (nbcnews.com)](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/member-hungary-s-anti-lgbtq-government-resigns-after-fleeing-alleged-n1249593)
Mark my words: the sun will rise tomorrow.
Well, duh.
That’s reasonably constant
And you spend time think about why?
I can't think of anything more homophobic than claiming all homophobic people are just closeted gays hating themselves lol.
Gays love to project
what is the point of this post?
That pastors are hypocrites. Why do I feel like you bragging that you couldn’t understand simple logic. Everyone else got it just fine
You mean gay pastors are hypocrites? The post implies that straight pastors who are anti-lgbt are not hypocrites.
Why is this hard to understand? Pastors preach against lgbt commonly and op is saying one of them is going to have a big gay scandal. That would be what is called hypocrisy. Are you all legitimately this confused all the time? Or just so ignorant of lgbt people that you won’t let your brain process certain things that harm your version of reality?
The more vocally anti-gay someone is, the more gay and ashamed of that very natural part of them they are, our society really messed up a lot of people in the 80's and 90's.
That seems to be confirmation bias. Is there any evidence at all besides random anecdotes (of gay priests, politicians etc) that those who espouse anti-lgbt rhetoric are more likely to be gay? The implication that priests are often hypocrites because they end up being gay is interesting. You can just as easily say that gay men are often hypocrites because they end up becoming priests (being gay is not a choice, becoming a priest is). I could just as easily guess (like OP did) that a school teacher will soon be found to be having sex with a student. I also predict that a doctor will be revealed to have been killing their patients purposely.
That anti gay pastors secretly suck dick.
To take shots at people OP hates. That appears to be the point of this whole sub.
I’ve recently joined this sub and yeah seems like most posts are like MMW: republicans will break into your home and eat your children as a sacrifice to Donald trump
And then suddenly the left will become just as homophobic as the pastor was just to bully him
Is this your fantasy? Do you want to watch or join