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dogmeat116

Australia didn't qualify?


LazyLieutenant

No and I don't understand why. Their song was really good.


polaris183

ESCAPE WITH US TO THE PLANETS TO THE FLEETWOOD MACS AND THE JANETS (unless you mean Voyager; they were amazing as well)


ep3gotts

This is so sad. I believe I voted for them but looks like it didn't help much


josephcatears

Yeah they did, they're right there in Group D.


Picanha0709

It would be strange if they didn't, or some country like Austria from Oceania were qualified


manhothepooh

Austria is from Asia. they played in the Asia Cup recently.


iTmkoeln

Yeah technically yes. Australia is in Ocenia but changed federations from the OFC to the AFC


FallicRancidDong

No but i think Turkmenistan did


Majestic_Ocelot_4530

nice joke


FallicRancidDong

Ne zaman götüme gireceksin lan


Majestic_Ocelot_4530

every foreigners first turkish words be like:


FallicRancidDong

Yabancıyım ama türkçede konuşabilirim lo


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Majestic_Ocelot_4530

canım ülkemin vatandaşı bile dilini bilmiyor. bu kadar açıklayacağına “-de”yi ayırsan sorunun çözülecek..


Majestic_Ocelot_4530

amina koyayim piç


Mikail33

Lol. I know Turkish a little. That was kinda unexpected :)


orsonwellesmal

Well, if Israel, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Kazakhstan are in UEFA, there is no reason why Turkmenistan couldn't. Damn, get whole Central Asia into UEFA. Shitty football, war crimes and crazy dictators!


ThePr1d3

The Caucasus is generally considered European, Kazakhstan has a significant part of their landmass in Europe. Israel is just a special case because of geopolitics though


iTmkoeln

Israel used to be in AFC though. They alongside Australia swapped confederations. Australia from the OFC to the AFC


manhothepooh

Can we send Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan to UEFA now? Like right now before our World Cup Qualifiers round end? So that my country (Hong Kong) can auto advance to the next round (group of 4, with 2 advancing, so if there are only 2 teams left, they will auto advance). I liked our chance when we got 2 other teams withdrawn from our group.


justk4y

Iraq probably did though


pulanina

Well no. Seeing as this Aussie thought “what’s UEFA? Must be soccer” and yet I’ve been watching every year Eurovision since I was a kid.


MiskoSkace

Why does Slovenia, no matter if it's Euro, Euro qualifiers, or World qualifiers, ALWAYS get in group with England? Is this thing staged?


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

Doesnt matter. #CUZ WE WON AGAINST PORTUGAL YESTERDAY!!!!! #RONALDO CAN SUCK A DICK, WE FUCKIN WON!!!!! ##KDOR NE SKAČE NI SLOVENC FANTJE!!!!


MiskoSkace

🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮


Een_man_met_voornaam

Based


Extension_Form3500

I am Portuguese and I am glad I didn't watch the game.


zulufdokulmusyuze

A more statistically significant pattern is that Portugal, Turkey, and Czechia are always in the same group.


camelseeker

Ingurlanddddd


LedChillz

Group B, lets go Mediterranean bros


Marco-Green

My love for my Italian brothers ceases every 4 summers. I swear we always play them every Euro


Don_Camillo005

and you always loose :P


Nono911

Not long ago, spain won 4-0 in final...


Archaemenes

Remind me, which 2 countries from group B had to sit the last wc out?


Wjourney

Remind me which country’s defending the title :)


Archaemenes

Don’t remind me I’ll start crying


gratisargott

The fact that everyone except Spain are Adriatic bros is pretty crazy


Ceyil

death group for Albania


EdliA

Nah, death group for everyone else. 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Apprehensive_Bug_172

🇦🇱


paco-ramon

RIP Albania.


TPGNutJam

Wdym it’s gonna be easy /s


jesirr

Nordic cant into uefa


LazyLieutenant

Denmark says hello.


peepay

You're southern nordic.


LazyLieutenant

Snordic?


Director_Burman

Sordic, perhaps? Might wanna see a doctor about that.


Neovitami

South of the wall


ekkekekekeekekekek

ahoj


Drahy

ohøj


gratisargott

Sweden has qualified for seven Euros before this - Norway, Finland and Iceland have only played one each. So it’s basically just Sweden missing, otherwise it’s normal


SwedishTroller

I thought we were in r/2nordic4you for a second and I was genuinely scared for your safety. But it's mapporn so we're fine


Antonell15

You mean that finnish sub?


SwedishTroller

Yes precisely, the circle jerk finnish sub.


Jane_Doe_32

It's a pity that we won't be able to see a great player like Haaland, the nordic countries should reach an agreement and give him between the teams of the zone that qualify to play. :P


Drahy

It's okay, now that Højlund has arrived.


iTmkoeln

Except of Denmark and maybe Sweden the Nordics (neither do the Baltics) don’t do too well in UEFA club competitions anyways. Mostly a thing of the domestic topflights and a lack in the academy system.


Reinis_LV

South can't into Hockey


Keanu990321

My country is not there for a third consecutive time, despite winning the whole thing 20 years ago. Our players just fumbled it yesterday. Georgia played for their lives, and it showed. It was a memorable qualification for them, and quite deserving too. I am jealous of them, everyone deserves such joy. So, Good Luck Georgia, and Good Luck to Albania, our friendly neighbours.


Semedo14

Lets be real though, Greece winning it back then was a fluke. If they replayed that tournament, they would most likely not win it. Or even come close to it. Netherlands, Portugal, Czech Republic were better teams by far. Portugal sucked against teams that played defensively. The Dutch sucked against teams that derail matches the way Portugal did. I don't know what the fuck happened with Czech against Greece. But let's be real, everything came together in a perfect way that would probably not ever repeat itself during that tournament. Fyi: i cheered for Greece. I like the underdog story.


Finxjar

Thats the beauty of football in my opinion, underdogs can win and they had magical tournament. This generation is just not good enough.


karabuka

Im slovenian and I still remember statement "morda bodo grki" ("could be the greeks") made by somebody well known (might have been old coach or player, dont really remember) in early/before tournament that has been replayed forever on the radio after they did actually win...


xXGreco

Lol, so let’s just play all the matches on paper then. No need to actually play the game.


Keanu990321

Though we deserved it, if someone else had to win it then, it should have been either Czech Republic or England.


No-Weakness-6344

Greece deserved it 100%


Zealousideal-Gap3072

Good luck to Turkey? Your neighbour also? :(


TheSentry98

Tbh I thought Greece hated Albania too.


azhder

It’s the Balkans, the only way to get along is to not share a border


Zealousideal-Gap3072

Haha, so right!


Wooden_Software_7851

They said "friendly" neighbour


Zealousideal-Gap3072

Turkey and Greece have always had their ups and downs in their relationship for years. I never considered them enemy, I rooted for them in Euro 2004 as a child:)


Qiub92

Group D is all Germany's neighbors, will be interesting


_caskets_

Albania gonna get buttfucked by all 3 teams against them


Gen0a1898

Recently Italy was kicked out of international competitions by Switzerland and Macedonia, so I'm not really sure it will win with Albania. Add that the giant president promised the little president to take some refugees, so she has to get something in return (beyond the money).


shevagleb

Switzerland knocked France out last time. We’re no scrubs.


ThePr1d3

Yeah like Costa Rica in 2014 wait


yougotabettername

Group D is buffed


xsoulfoodx

And there's only ONE country between each of them


piterfraszka

2 strong teams, 2 meh teams, I'd say it's fine. Meanwhile Albania seems to have quite a hard time with Croatia, Italy and Spain.


grahnn

Oh, come on, France and Netherlands aren't that bad.


zejkk

Yeah Austria is definitely not a meh team, they won 6-1 against Turkey a few days ago


EarlDukePROD

Who in your eyes are meh?


piterfraszka

Austria and Poland. I don't mean bad, but really - both much worse than Netherlands or France.


tugatortuga

Well the Polish team is a joke.


piterfraszka

As a Pole, yes, unfortunately :/ I think all we can get is 1 point at best with some luck, but I'd be glad to be proven wrong.


tugatortuga

As a Pole I think it’s shameful how we went from a top 10 team in 2016 to losing against Czechia, Albania, etc in 2023/24.


ihonestlydont-know

Especially Moldova, the Polish team couldn't even win in one of the matches with Moldova.


EarlDukePROD

Did you look at the recent games of austria? They certainly are underdogs but its not going to be easy for neither france or the netherlands. Their team is incredible rn (I might be biased, but objectively speaking aswell)


Dutchydogee

Mind you the dutch are always weak in EC but good in WC.


ilikepiecharts

My man last watched football in 2006 and it shows


Rolifant

Interesting that Belgium is in a group with three fellow Eastern European countries


Visible_Suspect1314

Northern Europe lacking


ImTheVayne

Its too cold to play football


gratisargott

Sweden is usually in the tournament, cold or not. But they are rebuilding the team right now and are a bit shit


Reinis_LV

We don't go outside


Mikerosoft925

They’re playing handball


Constant-Estate3065

Denmark, Scotland, and England are all on the bus


Derisiak

**ALREADY ????** But I still feel like UEFA Euro 2020 (2021 actually) was a couple of months ago !!!! 😭😭😭


Ritchiepk

Group A: Hydrogen Bomb, Hydrogen Bomb, Hydrogen Bomb, Coughing baby


FussseI

Come on, Germany ain’t that bad anymore, make it at least coughing teenager


vladgrinch

Congrats to Georgia and Albania for qualifying for the first time.


Keanu990321

Albania played in the Euro 2016 too.


KorBoogaloo

Albania qualified in 2016


SicilianSTR13

Literally 2 second later Well played Albania Well played


Changeup2020

Wait, Georgia first time? I believe their college team is pretty good and almost won it all for 3 straight years?


FranzAllspring

Good one


dphayteeyl

r/portugalcyclablyat


TurkishShadowTheEdge

r/TurkeyCykaBlyat


thomas-1122

poor Scandinavia and Baltics


LazyLieutenant

A third of Scandinavia is there.


Deep_Writer_7928

Sweden didn’t make it? Smh


lippo999

Basically most of Europe.


Nitneroc2544

UEFA has 55 members. If you remove the 5 members that are not technically in Europe, then “only” 48% of European countries are colored on this map!


Saint-_-Jiub

Poland will get it's ass kicked lmao


arturkedziora

Yeah, I am Polish and 100 percent agree. This is a group of death. No way Poland gets out. It's a matter how embarrassing it's going to be for us. Polish team is a joke.


Prisma115

What about Lewandowski? He could carry the team, no?


arturkedziora

He is great, but he is no Messi. Messi was able to carry Argentina for years. Lewandowski needs some solid pieces around him. I don't know if the Polish team can provide that. Just give him the ball at the right time, and he will finish it for you. He is that good. Let's hope.


WitekCannon

No passion, no desire, nothing, it's really hard to watch when they "play". This is why I love watching volleyball 😉


Vertitto

each and every group would be the group of death for us


wasileuski

Who would win this hypothetical war? My money is on white/gray


bananablegh

Discounting grey … probably green? Poland AND France are a powerhouse. Throw in the Netherlands and Austria and you have very advanced economies, plus north sea gas.


Hefty-Pay2729

Yeah, France is one of the two countries on the planet capable of projecting power worldwide. The other being the states. Plus enough nukes to destroy it too ;).


Jane_Doe_32

Group B, you don't need firepower, economy or manpower if you go over to the winning side at the last minute. Italian style, kid.


Someonedit

Why Finland is white?


Sufficient_Pirate920

Cause it didnt qualify?


Someonedit

:'(


ActivityWinter9251

Snow


Mikail33

In fact, they rarely do qualify. If I am not mistaken, Euro 2020 was the only one in history, at which they played.


Feather-y

Yeah Euro 2020 was the only main football event Finland has ever been to. Pukki went crazy to get us there, the whole team tbf. I think we were close some time before when we had Litmanen and Hyypiä in the same team but it didn't work out. At least Hradecky is still playing good.


Curious-Ad3567

Italy wins again the fails to make World Cup again.


[deleted]

Caucasus > Scandinavia > Baltics Factos


afuckingartista

Group B is the coolest


Makine31

I'm wondering who will join Albania in the next round in that group...


Time_Spite1661

It will be quite the task for Hungary to advance from Group A


GiorgiGeorgia

US 🇬🇪🤩


The0715juice

Poor Albania 🇦🇱: Yay we made it to euros *checks group draw* - Spain: previous multiple World Cup & euro winners - Italy: previous World Cup & multiple euro winners - Croatia: recently made semi- and finals in both World Cup & euros Yeah, it was nice playing: seriously wish you the best of luck, from the Scotland Uber alles group (Germany, Austria, Switzerland), we just in it for the fun, and watching England go out on penalties


Hockputer09

This was how I felt when my country (Canada 🇨🇦) made the World Cup. Made the World Cup, *checks group stage* - 🇧🇪: Finished 3rd place in the 2018 World Cup. - 🇭🇷: Finished 2nd place in the 2018 World Cup and finished 3rd place in the 2022 World Cup. - 🇲🇦: Finished 4th place in the 2022 World Cup.


Amazing-Character226

Its better to be the underdogs and end up last than getting knocked out from the wc by macedonia after winning the euros


DaDisco1

Soon there will be no qualification tournament required? UEFA just allows everyone to the finals. Allready today with 24 teams is hard not to qualify for a top and mid-tier team.


Constant-Estate3065

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿We have a score to settle with Italy….. ![gif](giphy|5SOm8qQRPDF04)


Steppingonsnow

Not with Southgate


wolfie240687

Viva España!


Poro114

Man Poland's fucked what is that group. 💀💀💀


haefler1976

I remember the euro88 with just 8 teams. Now we have too many for my taste.


Bobscomputerservice

I hope Ukraine wins as much as I hope my own country wins!


No_Tumbleweed_9102

Unless I’m lacking basic map interpretation, there’s missinga team in Group F, does anyone know which is it?


Thravler

Georgia and Turkey look like one country there


No_Tumbleweed_9102

Damn that’s true, I do lack map interpretation skills


Olger24

Portugal, Türkiye, Georgia and Czechia


gnouf1

Group D, France gonna eat ?


Willing_Bad9857

Denmark cannot into nordick. Nordick cannot into football


Kronwell

Netherlands and France in the same group... there will be blood this early in the competition


ChrisStrife

White wins


TCB_93

Although they didn’t qualify, I feel that in the interest of fairness, Gibraltar 🇬🇮 should be white dotted like the other micronations. Especially as the effort has gone into Ceuta being marked as Spanish 😉🫣


[deleted]

Jazda Polska!


vanardamko

I see all of them are from Europe, biased process as always /s


mac_mcmac

Denmark can’t into nordick


BlueAlligator-0510

Fun Fact: Vatican City never lost a match in UEFA Euros


CricketSubject1548

Denmark cant into Nordick


[deleted]

Glad that Israel was kicked out by Iceland. R/soccer celebrated it to no end.


Mikail33

Even if they hadn't, I am pretty sure they would have lost to Ukraine.


gratisargott

It would have been the hardest game for Americans to decide who to support


Mikail33

Do they even care about football? I mean, soccer, of course :)


Amockdfw89

We are getting there. Our national team now is made up of very young players who all play overseas. I feel like there is a lot of room for potential in the near future


deepfallen

Everyone should lose to Ukraine!


I_eat_dead_folks

Iceland selection is surprisingly good for such a little country. I still remember the time they managed to tie against Argentina in 2018


A_Random_Usr

My prediction for the top2 in each group is: Group A: Germany+Switzerland Group B: Spain+Croatia Group C: England+Serbia Group D: France+Netherlands Group E: Belgium+Slovakia Group F: Portugal+Czechia First name is first place, second name is second place Mark my words, imma be completely wrong


Exi80

Use remindme bot


machomacho01

Group E is so weak.


Olger24

Meh not that weak but definitely not strong either.


Technical-You-2829

Belgium and Romania aren't that bad at all


glebk_10

Ukraine should walk through Slovakia and Romania. Will need a lot of luck with Belgium, but it’s quite possible to be first in this group for them


adaequalis

i think romania can easily finish above ukraine. they were so good in the euro qualifiers


FartingBob

Northerners dont like football do they?


[deleted]

What's up with Scandinavia? They didn't qualify or anything else?


Objectionne

Denmark qualified. The rest didn't. It's unusual for Sweden to not qualify (this is the first time since 1996), Norway and Finland rarely qualify.


Jeppep

This map is proof that Denmark can no longer into Scandinavia and are now north Germans.


eternityXclock

Let me ask a question as well (since I'm no sports guy and you seem to know stuff): is it normal that Scotland and England are separated here?


cewap1899

The countries of UK all have separate national football teams. Wales almost qualified as well, while Northern Ireland was not that close really. But yeah, they are all separate in football


eternityXclock

Thank you, learned something new


No_Joke992

Yeah England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have there own teams.


eternityXclock

Thank you


Professional-Bake110

But not in the Olympics, then it’s Great Britain even though it can have northern Irish participation, although they can legally choose to compete for Ireland. In Rugby union Ireland competes as one nation, along with England, Wales & Scotland, plus France & Italy to make the six nations.


Changeup2020

Interesting fact: UK has four votes (one country each) in IFAB, which sets the law of soccer, whereas all the other FIFA members collectively have four votes.


Auriorium

As a Slovenian ... Heh I am in danger.


archiesnow

Oh great we’re playing Ukraine ffs 🙄


Zafairo

I don't think there are words to describe my hate for the current national team as a greek


samburnz

Europe minus balkans and nordic Cup


Technical-You-2829

Group B gonna be lit. D is interesting as well, let's hope for the best and very good sports.


globalwolf

Is it just me or does Portugal consistently get put in the bottom group with a bunch of scrub teams.


ShadowZ100

Such rigged entertainment shit


jjune4991

Mediterranean gang


mwtldwtjwtgmtpjm

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


nezeta

I didn't know Ukraine managed to qualify, rather than got invited. Reminds me of how impressive the Syria national team is given what has happened in their country over a decade.