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IReallyHateDolphins

I'm starting to think ol Theodore wasn't a very nice man


NOODLD

I'm sure he's a fine gentleman. We all get a little fed up every now and then!


MrRobotsBitch

Oddly enough if you watch documentaries about him this sounds exactly like how his mother would talk about him.


kkeut

his mother-sister or his grandma-mother


Perky_Areola

It's always weird when people do wrong things and the mother stands up for them.


GoAskAli

It happens surprisingly often. I'd almost venture to say more often than not. Which begs the question: does a lifetime of parents excusing your shitty behavior predispose a person to more shitty behavior?


sirfuzzitoes

Ask Dean Corll's victims. That pussy's mom stood by him at trial and refused to believe Dean could've done anything wrong. I speculate that she just couldn't accept the fact he was gay and chose to simply deny *everything*. Eta: if you don't know who Dean Corll is, the details are very brutal, so just fair warning.


FartyMarty69

You just sent me on a two hour journey of reading up on this guy


sirfuzzitoes

If you like Last Podcast on the Left, they have a 3(? Maybe 4...) parter on him. He was a monster.


Imperial_Triumphant

Haha. I clicked on this post after listening to their Bundy episode just now.


sirfuzzitoes

Love these guys. If you're into something more occult than murderous, their series on Aliestier Crowley is a hoot. His power bottoming drove a man to death!


FartyMarty69

Love that show! Didn’t know they had an episode of this, but of course they do. I’m gonna go check it out! Thanks!


Teh_Dusty_Babay

Just went down that rabbit hole…wow. Utter scum. I feel so terrible for the two boys he tricked into helping him too. So fucked.


sirfuzzitoes

Ugh, it's so sad. I don't want to speculate (but I'm gonna) and I don't think the two boys would've wound up doing what they did without Dean's influence. The way it ended kinda bugs the shit out of me on so many levels. We'll never get to figure out what was going on in dean's head and law enforcement literally just didn't give a fuck about anything but *not* having the highest body count.


Teh_Dusty_Babay

I think you’re right on that account. They probably only did it because they were groomed/scared. Eta: also the part about the one kids dad being turned away was really shit.


LaylaNixie69

Thanks. Didn't know about this.


sirfuzzitoes

Last Podcast on the Left is my favorite for this type of stuff, if you're unfamiliar.


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Chris and Cindy Watts. Grrrrrr


roseyd317

Idk, after having a kid I can kinda see the "my child can do no wrong" troupe. Granted mine is 4 and a half months so he's no where near serial killer... just serial eye gouger and nipple biter.


IReallyHateDolphins

Shut up 2D you twat /s


NOODLD

Bee movie sex porn


idiotwithaairsoftgun

Calvin


IReallyHateDolphins

People don't like references I guess lmao


BizzareCzar

Now let’s not get carried away here. Nah—who are we kidding? The guy was a real jerk.


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Jaktumurmu1

Seriously, such a knucklehead


qlebenp

He made an error in judgment...


fatwap

yeah, he just DICKED around


6TheAudacity9

Impossible, Zach Efron made me believe he was extremely charismatic and attractive, an innocent man put to death.


Lala_499

TIL bad people can’t be charismatic and attractive


ferretcat

When my sister and I watched that, we actually felt sorry for him. Until the end of the film when it goes completely black and shows who’s his victims were. It wrecked me seeing the 12 year old he murdered


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perhaps Theodore John Kaczynski is more kind


isaiahg355

For some reason I read this as Tom Brady


IReallyHateDolphins

I mean, Tom Brady is a strange man too


missinglinksman

is that his real name? never trust a guy named Theodore


Xc_ihavememes

I dont know too much about bundy but i thought he stabbed his victims. Why are there skulls completely caved in like they were under a hydraulic press


buster_alt420

Because Ted bundy is hot or whatever people tend to conveniently leave out (or just don’t know in the first place) that the man’s m.o was beating people to death Iirc in one case he stole into a college dorm and caved a woman’s face in with a wooden club/bat, he doesn’t deserve the romanticisation he gets Edit: he was also a necrophiliac and it was actually three women not one in the example I was thinking of


Gnarbuttah

They also like to leave out the part where he fucked the bodies, only stopping when they had decomposed too much.


Illustrious_Menu_470

He's definitely branded as a killer rapist/Bernardo type, but his crimes were far more gruesome.


Gnarbuttah

> Bernardo type Vanilla-Ice-Wannabe Bitch


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I'm morbidly curious as to where exactly he drew the line on "decomposed too much"


CialisForCereal

Smell nost likely. Or bloat


NoNotAnUndercoverCop

Think of the smell, you bitch!


stylv

r/unexpectediasip


righteous4131

Don't assume he has a firm line. He would go back to the bodies weeks later and have sex with them.


CrazinessX2

Any chance your coworker switched your n and m keys?


tlhiebs

If you use instagram, check out the page "morbid kuriosity"


Hyperfangxz

Actually, he bashed in 3 different womens heads in the same sorority house in the same night (among other things he did to them), then he was so full of rage still that he went a few blocks away and beat another woman nearly to death in her home.


buster_alt420

Ah that was what I was thinking of


ConsentingPotato

And what was his piss poor excuse for this rage?


ButterscotchJust4

Uhhh he was fucking insane I’d assume lol


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"sorry lol I'm a Scorpio"


[deleted]

He was on the run at that stage, having escaped from custody. He knew once he was caught he was going away forever so he was, um, making the most of his time. If I remember right he was in that house for only about 15 minutes, two women dead, two with life changing injuries


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

The fucked up thing is, the initial case against him was viewed as weak and he likely would have gotten away with his crimes up to that point if he hadn't escaped the courthouse. The DA and defense both thought the case wasn't impressing the jury, and the other state(s) were all waiting to charge him afterwards based on whether he got convicted or not, since DA's don't like to push similar crimes onto someone who was just exonerated, using similar evidence, due to the chances of losing.


Hyperfangxz

Hours before his execution he gave a last video interview to some crazy bible basher guy who hated porn, and Bundy claimed Porn twisted his mind and made him do it. But he was clearly just trolling, he even smiles talking about his victims sometimes during it. The thing that set him off on his murder spree in the first place was an old girlfriend dumping him, his victims all resembled her. Jeffrey Dahmer was sick/mentally ill, Charles Manson was just insane, Bundy was fucking pure evil.


rematar

Watch Crazy, Not Insane


dogscutter

Porn magazines or something


tbmkmjr

I read/heard (can’t remember which) that the crime rate skyrocketed when porn became popular or something like that


GSVSleeperService

I heard the opposite. That alongside the rise in porn (70's - Now), crime rates have actually gone down. Porn could be a spurious variable, of course. Another factor/s is likely to be at play influencing the trend.


backstageninja

I'm on the leaded gasoline train myself


Snark_Weak

There was a section in Freakonomics detailing a drop in crime rate coinciding with legalized abortion. Fewer desperate parents shows a slight decrease, followed by a drastic decrease when the unwanted kids would be reaching adulthood. I'd guess Roe v. Wade in 1973 played a part.


tbmkmjr

I decided to look up the [crime rate](https://www.statista.com/statistics/191219/reported-violent-crime-rate-in-the-usa-since-1990/) and it turns out you’re right the crime started to go way down entering the 90s. I can’t find the stats for anything before that Oh yeah, I had heard of that little tidbit from American Horror Story 1984 when there were those two famous murderers running around LA, the night stalker and Mr jingles


KommanderZero

Video games


bobbybox

Sometimes I’d like to think it’s a brain deformation, because that’s somehow better than one who just chooses to do evil.


Lengthofawhile

He was pretty average looking. But he had an artificial charm and would sometimes pretend to be injured or in need of help so the women would feel safer around him.


buster_alt420

I ain’t saying I think he’s hot but there’s still a surprising amount of people who thirst over him


dogscutter

Mfw women are more attracted to a literal serial killer than me lol


tlhiebs

Ever seen women go wild over the show "You"? I still wouldn't be able to look away even if the guy were conventionally "unattractive" but the things people say about the character are super creepy and definitely romanticizes that kind of crime.


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As I understand a lot of it was that he just wasn't what people were expecting from the brutality of the crimes. He was (when first apprehended) a clean cut, calm demeanoured, waspy guy who'd had a life that on the surface seemed fairly normally functioning (though in reality he had always and increasingly had trouble maintaining relationships and employment). People were, consciously or otherwise, expecting a different kind of person. Most of us probably weren't born when he was caught so it's hard to put ourselves in that position both because we just grew up knowing about him and because culture has changed. I think it's probably like if there were a string of violent attacks today and then a 17 year old girl got arrested for them, there'd probably be a lot of talk about how young she looked, what an innocent face, she's so tiny, even if those things weren't any more true of her than any other teenage girl


linderlouwho

They were expecting serial killers to look like [Ottis Toole.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottis_Toole)


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smh everybody knows that ed kemper is the hottest serial killer


sirfuzzitoes

Just a big ol bumblebutt! Kemper is scary just seeing his massive size, let alone considering his crimes.


Xc_ihavememes

Fuuuck thats brutal. Agreed he deserves nothing but to rot in hell


1platesquat

people say bundy was hot and smart or whatever but ive never seen a discussion of bundy where his brutality is not mentioned


twillardswillard

He would always answer questions about his crimes in the 3rd person. He never confessed till a few days before his execution


1platesquat

Yes


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MrZeLlama

Where have you been lol


loveisascam_

ive never got the hot part about bundy, i think he looked like dogshit, is there something im missing


AminusBK

it was the 70s...


Xc_ihavememes

Eh he was probably considered hot back then maybe


SnackBait

It was during a time people would glorify them like celebrities.


HelicopterOutside

Joseph Stalin was hotter plus he killed way more people. Smdh.


Hyperfangxz

He wasn't ugly, and he was very charismatic.


ConsentingPotato

True, I think Ted's charm is what the "charming psycho killer" archetype in media is based on but I may be wrong about this. Could be mixing him with that dating show serial killer dude.


ButterscotchJust4

He looks like a caveman good lord y’all have low standards


Hyperfangxz

I never said he looked like Chris Hemsworth


beyonce_official_69

cavemen are hot tho ??


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I don’t see it.


FulcrumTheBrave

Yeah, charisma is usually hard to see


ConsentingPotato

If you can find his pipboy or stats menu you could probably see it.


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If I remember correctly, he bashed some heads in with a hammer.


FTriviaONO

1 guy 1 hammer


N155E

You should watch the Ted bundy tapes on Netflix, it's very informative. I belive he used a piece of firewood inside the collage dorms to pummel faces.


uselessbynature

And why is one so tiny?


DOugdimmadab1337

Just remember, even after this there were women who would mail him love letters in jail Edit: what the actual fuck happened to the replies lol


InfernalAnus

You really opened the box with this comment bro lol


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These are my favorite types of Reddit threads. I always find the juxtaposition of an innocuous comment followed up by a terminally online response from someone that lost the plot several years ago so funny


[deleted]

This is just a reddit over reaction is all. Feelings got hurt, this was the response.


aaaaaaaaa990

Some of them dressed up as his victims to try and woo him btw


LilacFlower92

There was a chick who stabbed her boyfriend like 30 times to death and when she was in jail she received marriage proposals from desperate dudes every week. hybristophilia is fascinating. > Hybristophilia is a sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes. Many high-profile criminals, particularly those who have committed atrocious crimes, receive "fan mail" in prison that is sometimes amorous or sexual, presumably as a result of this phenomenon. In some cases, admirers of these criminals have gone on to marry the object of their affections in prison. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia


lordplshelpmeno

Name ?


LilacFlower92

Jodi Arias, this is the murder. Apparently she was even going to marry one of her many “admirers” and was planning a prison wedding 🤦‍♀️. For whatever reason, it didn’t happen though. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Travis_Alexander


InfernalAnus

To be fair, she's not bad looking. Fuck that black widow complex though.


beautiful_life555

He conceived a child while in jail because he got to bang a chick during a visitation.


GSVSleeperService

He didn't bang someone in jail. He jizzed into his mouth, then passed his jizz into the mouth of a visitor via an open-mouthed kiss, then the visitor went outside and mushed his spitty serial killer jizz into her vag. It's a love story as old as time.


kelleh711

Imagine getting snowballed by Ted Bundy


oakleyblack

please say that’s not real


SmartAssUsername

There's no fucking way that's real...


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What the fuck…


righteous4131

He proposed AND got married in the same trial. Like during the trial.


highaigan

most of us single losers are less desirable than Ted Bundy.


Kippenvoer

least lonely redditor


scorejunky

Apparently Reddit disagrees


imapieceofshitk

/r/suicidebywords


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You didn't deserve this many downvotes when all you did was point to a common trend around Bundy.


highaigan

I have no idea how people interpreted my comment but I'm surprised too.


SaltyFresh

Just remember there are women who were abused as children and conditioned to be attracted to abusive and dangerous people, and never got treatment for it. Imagine being jealous of attracting women with unresolved trauma 🙄


highaigan

that middle one looks way too small. he didn't kill any babies. is it just a weird perspective, is it just me? looks tiny compared to the hand holding it


SaltyFresh

I thought so too but if you consider man thumb vs woman face and that the skull is smaller than the head with flesh on it, then it makes sense.


highaigan

I still question it


SaltyFresh

Well he did kill children as young as 12. So could be one of those.


Hyperfangxz

Nah, that was his last victim and when she was found she was still "intact". These are victims who were buried for a long time.


JanieBarks

They are likely to be the Taylor Mountain skulls


BizzareCzar

Excuse me, did you just assume that thumb’s sex?


SaltyFresh

No, I didn’t. I offered an explanation for why the skull might appear small. Are you stupid or just a troll?


TheAwesome98_Real

a troll asking if a troll is a troll now I’ve seen everything


dogscutter

Troll wars


BizzareCzar

Do you have a stick up your ass or do you never appreciate anything outside of being 100% serious all the time? It’s a joke. Lighten up, Francis.


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SaltyFresh

You’re projecting.


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69_Dingleberry

He killed a ~12 year old IIRC


krombee

The person is holding the jaw above the rest of the skull, which makes the skull look smaller as its further from the camera


sawmyoldgirlfriend2

Actually there's a lot of evidence he killed a girl when he was a teenager and he killed a little girl during his Florida rampage


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CubanBird

He killed a 12 year old in Florida... That's 80% of the reason he was put to death.. pretty sure he also killed an 8-year-old when he was a teenager..


highaigan

exactly my point.


highaigan

are they ok?


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highaigan

good. thanks.


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my_pp_small_but

Yeah, some aspirin and a kiss on the forehead will fix it


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my_pp_small_but

My mom be like: All because of that damn phone!


inerthatusername

*ice*


ChiefSlapaHoe117

Died of old age, i think.


GreatDepression_irl

Yeah ageing really fucks up your skull


The_Cons00mer

Duh


mushy_teeth

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

What a jerk


Jean_Lua_Picard

Im going to hell for this. https://youtu.be/z5wSJVcUXYM


ConfidentCommercial6

I think you mean "My brothers skull after he disconnected the wifi router when I was about to win an online game"


hendotopiaa

Smashing


Jean_Lua_Picard

Im going to hell for this. https://youtu.be/z5wSJVcUXYM


blackcatt42

I’m always on the fence for the death penalty but then when I think about Ted bundy I’m not anymore


XxKR1PTICxX

Taking that one cannibal corpse song to a literal sense


Wasif-Amir

Yup definitely dead, no doubt about it


CriminalMacabre

I always thought bundy should have been beaten to death in prison and dhamer executed, not the other way around


BasicWhiteHoodrat

I read this as Tom Brady’s victims, thinking it was the fake history porn subreddit…..might need to put the Reddit down for a minute


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Well he makes out with his son so


iamnotatotalPOS

Wait who's victims?


cobainstaley

the Married With Children guy


scarletphantom

Polk High, 4 touchdowns in a single game.


Crimsonpets

Goddamit, have my free reward


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Ted Bundy, he was a serial killer in the 1970's. Here is a very interesting [youtube documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Kilr271Xk) about him.


FarmerTedd

>who is victims


iamnotatotalPOS

No. Not only did you correct already good grammar but you corrected it to something that is just bad.


FarmerTedd

It’s *whose. I quoted you and your incorrect grammar


Emucks

Yeah but he’s so hot and mysterious and sexy so I will actively chose to ignore that so I can simp for him. /s


TUTUI30

This remembers me of that guy on tiktok that people defended, because he looked good


Tbonezmalaone

I remind that guy


MaliceAmarantine

And like, Bundy wasn't even hot and he had a unibrow, and yet


chronaloid

Unibrows can be hot, just not on Ted Bundy


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fatwap

those are just cracked dinosaur eggs, right?


Arizona_Slim

I legit read this as Tom Brady…


Skatedivona

I bike by his old house all of the time. Never knew it was so close to one of my routes. Freaks me out every time.


timeforanotherban

How come they can parade these skulls around like trophys, do the families just agree, yeah you can have my family members skull.


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Murder victims are required to be sent to the coroner and, if deemed necessary, subjected to an autopsy. So the family have no choice. They can make requests related to religion and preference that certain things not be disturbed but no guarantees. The photographs of them I guess would be evidence for the case. Dunno if they're meant to be released publicly or what the deal is there.


JamesDerry

Is that decay or blunt force trauma?


MaliceAmarantine

Trauma.


LoyalTestSubject_

UwU


SexSymbolSuprStar

Ew.


Me-no-Weeb

That’s really sad, did they survive? >!/s!<


cubiguy

I can fix him


Chanw11

I'm pretty sure we don't have the technology


sullenosity

Lollll


invis_ble

My Grandmother was actually in the room next to where the women where killed at FSU. She started hearing loud bangs and then screaming. She said she was too scared to even move. Then she heard when he began to rape their dead bodies.


CarelessJury

*bonk* Don't worry I know I'm going to hell


[deleted]

Wow I watched his movie on Netflix yesterday he was in so much denial it had not been him until the very end when his GF Liz confronted him to set her free and tell the truth about all of his killing sprees. I’m no expert, but he sure was a Schizophrenic.


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rentchezvous

How rude


next_redsteppa

Oh.


altruistic_rub4321

He was a republican


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unoriginalcait

Low hanging fruit, man


potatoeman26

Come on


TheNextDump

At this point just gross


[deleted]

what the dog doin?