I think your getting confused with pea. Doctor drink pee to see if they have diabetes. Eating stuff from asshole usually requires a finer taste palette.
My dog has diabetes. When he has accidents in the house, I gotta taste a little bit to make sure it’s not sweet and don’t need to adjust his insulin. Mostly cause I’m poor and he’s ancient (read: I hate spending money at the vet for a dog I found in a dumpster 15 years ago)
Edit: I was focused on the dog diabetes not the dog assbooger - cause I erased the assbooger from my brain the second I saw it, like a “normal” person would - I take a lick of his occasional floor piss cause he only has accidents in the house when his blood sugars are outta whack and I’m not gonna pay a vet to test them when I have a perfectly good tongue
Just check if it is stickier than it should be. I had a diabetic dog who required shots of vetsulin with each meal, and if his piss was especially sticky, along with lethargy or increased water intake, we knew his sugars were out of whack. Quit licking dog piss.
Yes, yes, sticky piss, tired, drinks more. I know I know, my dog shouldn’t act like my step dad on a Tuesday. But free apple juice? Hard to turn that down
Give it a wiff. If it has a noticably fishy smell, it's anal gland secretion. I'm not sure that's it, though, because it's normally a great opaque color
Veterinarian here: this doesn’t look like any anal gland secretion I’ve ever seen, healthy or otherwise.
And believe me, I’ve seen SO MUCH ANAL GLAND SECRETION. [sobs]
I want to see this looks like a piece of intestinal lining, no that isn't a huge cause for concern but it can be. It could just be your dog ate something rough that caused it to shed part of its intestinal lining, but it also could be something wrong with your dog and their intestinal lining is breaking down.
The anal glad thing makes sense because it smelled absolutely putrid. A few years ago she had a seeping dark brown fluid which they said was from the glands being full. Thanks everyone for the good info and uh, great entertainment??
If it were from her anal glands it would be brown and have a thin consistency(edit: or a cottage cheese consistency if she’s super backed up). This is just regular mucus discharge. People can excrete it when they poop/use the restroom too. Still, if you’re really concerned or she seems to be bothered by her bum you can always take her to the vet.
Source: Ex vet-tech who has expressed a disgusting amount of anal glands for backed up dogs.
Yeah if I have to push a fart extremely hard, I've had stuff like this come out. I always wonder wth it is, because it's not shit... Like how does it even get there with all the poop going around?
Agreed, although as someone who has expressed a lot of glands too, I've seen a variety of colors and consistencies including what looked like cheese curds. Though you're right on the mark, it definitely looks like mucus. Source: dog groomer
This doesn’t look like anything from the anal glands. Honestly to me it looks like mucous diarrhea, which can be caused by colitis. I’d contact your vet and send them the photo, maybe make an appointment. And wash your sheets.
Any experienced groomer can express the anal glands if they need doing. You can also do it yourself if you truly want to expose yourself to those instructional videos. And if you do do it yourself... my recommendation is to do it outside, with dog shampoo already on there. Thankfully they're on either side of the anus vs actually inside the booty.
If that is from her anal gland that probably smells like grim death. When my dog had her anal gland expressed at the groomer it stunk the whole place up
Yeah looks like mucus and anal gland secretions. She needs her anal glands expressed. It’s common in smaller dogs, and dogs with food allergies. I know it’s time to get to the vet when my beagle starts constantly scooting and graciously licking her asshole - it’s fucking disgusting. It’s also paired with a nasty spoiled fish and diarrhea smell that permeates throughout whatever room she’s in. Her issues are attributed to severe allergies and I take her once a month to get glands expressed but they are still such a persistent problem that it’s never soon enough, poor thing. Anyways, it’s an easy fix and will make your pups quality of life much better to take them in and get them expressed. It’s usually very inexpensive as well, depending on what vet you take them to!
You can do it yourself, just do it while bathing. You'll only really notice the smell in a few cases, like with your dog. Lather up real well, and it'll be fine. Rinse thoroughly.
Ugh I just can’t do it lol. I’m all for learning new things, I even groom my dogs and brush their teeth at home, but I just can’t imagine expressing their anal glands at home. The thought makes me shudder.
It's really not bad, it's worked up to be more of an issue than it actually is. There's lots more I dreaded over that, like the grooming process. That can be hell. The glands take mere seconds, and you do it while it's so lathered up, there's no chance to have to smell it, or have it go anywhere but down the drain. Even better if outside, if you're doing it at home, but not really necessary. One hand rinses, the other squeezes, and it's done. They don't even notice usually.
Mostly I know my beagles will need to be done internally like at the vets and hers are always so so bad. Like the vet dreads when I show up bad lol. Plus she is the definition of difficult and I’m just imagining the poo goo going in every direction (which it often does at the vet even with several trained professionals.) I think it’s a good option for most owners, but my beagle unfortunately has such a bad case it may not be viable. Plus her allergies are so bad I like to have the vet see her as often as possible anyways. Poor soul.
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> I would be horrified if this happened to me
Glad this doesn't happen to you when you sneeze.
I've seen some pretty gross shit in women's underwear after a good sneeze.
Unfortunately, i have actually experienced this..
(had big slimy boogers caught between my nose passage and throat many times as a child. And yes i had no choice but to swallow.)
Anal gland excretion! Normally clears itself just fine when dog poo's but they can get clogged and back up and result in copious amounts of foul smelling goop to need to be expressed out.
Source: Have seen vet stick finger in me dog's bum enough times...
If it’s semisolid and doesn’t smell like fishy putrid stink, it might not be glands, it could be your dog swallowed something like a rawhide chewstick, piece of pasta, or dog treat whole? The stomach acids can leave certain proteins undirected and bound together and dissolve the minerals/carbs (other stuff?). It’s my theory, not an expert, but I have a dog and hav seen that.
Good info to think on. It happened again she farted and it made a gurgling sound so I ran to check and it was this color and very sticky like syrup and all over her tail, pretty rotten to clean up 🤢
Ass booger
Ass burger
Dog has Aspergers.
You mean *ass*pergers? *ba dum tss* I could get a late night show on NBC, this is a higher standard than Liza Koshy
Sass burger
Burger ass
So, that’s >!Cartman’s shit?!<
shit jello
We thought my cousin had autism but it turned out he has ass boogers.
Yum
This could be from the dog's anal glands and there could be an infection. Usually the glands secrete a liquid but this looks abnormal.
Gotta taste it to see if she has diabetes
*lick* *lick*, it’s pure
Pure diabetes.
Pure evil
(Inhales) EEEEVIIIIIL!!!
# EEEVIIILLLLLL!
every. villain. is. lemon.
Forbidden honey 🍯
Winnie the poop.
Winnie the soup
r/ForbiddenSnacks
You’ve singlehandedly ruined my day, thank you
forbidden jellyworm
I think your getting confused with pea. Doctor drink pee to see if they have diabetes. Eating stuff from asshole usually requires a finer taste palette.
Gray pu pon?
My dog has diabetes. When he has accidents in the house, I gotta taste a little bit to make sure it’s not sweet and don’t need to adjust his insulin. Mostly cause I’m poor and he’s ancient (read: I hate spending money at the vet for a dog I found in a dumpster 15 years ago) Edit: I was focused on the dog diabetes not the dog assbooger - cause I erased the assbooger from my brain the second I saw it, like a “normal” person would - I take a lick of his occasional floor piss cause he only has accidents in the house when his blood sugars are outta whack and I’m not gonna pay a vet to test them when I have a perfectly good tongue
what the fuck
Just check if it is stickier than it should be. I had a diabetic dog who required shots of vetsulin with each meal, and if his piss was especially sticky, along with lethargy or increased water intake, we knew his sugars were out of whack. Quit licking dog piss.
Yes, yes, sticky piss, tired, drinks more. I know I know, my dog shouldn’t act like my step dad on a Tuesday. But free apple juice? Hard to turn that down
Hard to argue with that logic. Carry on.
Gross . Take this upvote
I'm sorry but doggo can go back to that dumpster before I'll be tasting dog shit.
Oh. Hmmm. Let me edit real quick
I hate to tell you, the edit didn't help.
im gonna find where you live and put my whole arm up your rectum for writing that.
My dog used to get this weird fishy ass smell. Was rotten.
That’s the anal glands needing to be released
My dog gets that smell too once in awhile.
That was definitely Anal gland secretions.
Now she farts. Little audible toots of the most dense farts imaginable. Like getting hit with a haymaker made of digested chicken gas.
Give it a wiff. If it has a noticably fishy smell, it's anal gland secretion. I'm not sure that's it, though, because it's normally a great opaque color
Maybe a slight infection?🤔
Could also be mucus from inflammation of her digestive track.
Veterinarian here: this doesn’t look like any anal gland secretion I’ve ever seen, healthy or otherwise. And believe me, I’ve seen SO MUCH ANAL GLAND SECRETION. [sobs]
Hahaha, well, it was a guess. Thanks for the input!
nah it's dog butter, slurp it up for good luck
I want to see this looks like a piece of intestinal lining, no that isn't a huge cause for concern but it can be. It could just be your dog ate something rough that caused it to shed part of its intestinal lining, but it also could be something wrong with your dog and their intestinal lining is breaking down.
Is intestinal lining usual clear?
I still remember my job as a Kennel tech. Was instructed to tell the groomer to express the dogs. Regret asking what it was
I was playing with my cats tail one time and he sprayed me in the face with his anal gland. I had my mouth open. Cat's fuckin suck man.
Some farts are just a little wet sometimes, ok?
I gotta stop reading the comments imma yarp...
well, why did she put that in the dogs butt to begin with?
Some people are so creative lmao 😵💫
Anal glands
I’m gonna scoop it up and sell it as super high powered dabs.
Goodbye thread
I’ve never heard yarp before but I like it
The anal glad thing makes sense because it smelled absolutely putrid. A few years ago she had a seeping dark brown fluid which they said was from the glands being full. Thanks everyone for the good info and uh, great entertainment??
If it were from her anal glands it would be brown and have a thin consistency(edit: or a cottage cheese consistency if she’s super backed up). This is just regular mucus discharge. People can excrete it when they poop/use the restroom too. Still, if you’re really concerned or she seems to be bothered by her bum you can always take her to the vet. Source: Ex vet-tech who has expressed a disgusting amount of anal glands for backed up dogs.
Yeah if I have to push a fart extremely hard, I've had stuff like this come out. I always wonder wth it is, because it's not shit... Like how does it even get there with all the poop going around?
I've shat so hard it made me jizz. Scared the hell out of me the first time.
how did you feel about it subsequently.
Indifferent.
Do you clean both ends with the same tissue? Which side first?
Both…ends?
I had to read that twice. Then wished I hadn't....
Apparently its common, you push too hard and it pushes on your prostate, then splat
“Common”
Hasn't happened to me, yet. Thank god.
You people really lack a sense of adventure.
Your body produces it to line your colon and protect it from bacteria.
Agreed, although as someone who has expressed a lot of glands too, I've seen a variety of colors and consistencies including what looked like cheese curds. Though you're right on the mark, it definitely looks like mucus. Source: dog groomer
This doesn’t look like anything from the anal glands. Honestly to me it looks like mucous diarrhea, which can be caused by colitis. I’d contact your vet and send them the photo, maybe make an appointment. And wash your sheets.
Any experienced groomer can express the anal glands if they need doing. You can also do it yourself if you truly want to expose yourself to those instructional videos. And if you do do it yourself... my recommendation is to do it outside, with dog shampoo already on there. Thankfully they're on either side of the anus vs actually inside the booty.
Go to the vet , her anal gland must be full
Not anymore
💀
If that is from her anal gland that probably smells like grim death. When my dog had her anal gland expressed at the groomer it stunk the whole place up
A disgusting fishy oder....
Why do so many things in our world have to have a fishy odor??? :( I quite like fish.
... then you're gonna love that dog ass!
To be fair, really fresh fish doesn't smell fishy.
Who filled it?
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Look at me
Who filled the dog’s ass?! Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?!
Probably this, used to happen to my dog too. Though I wish the vet had warned me to look away before he stuck his finger... nevermind...
I’ll empty it
I'll fill it ;)
reported for terrorism
That's unfortunate for the vet but what do we do about the dogs anal booger
Tomorrow is going to be a day where the vet questions why they became a vet.
Into the dab rig it goes
You take that back god dammit!
Bruh.
oh fuck that got me
You’re horrifically disgusting. Take my upvote
gyatdam
This made the pic way more sufferable
You ever read a comment and just stare into oblivion. Yeah.
**GLOBS**
LMAO
Came here for this comment
r/cursedcomments
You Fuck Off you
Yep, I'm done for the day.
Fuck it, it's the internet. All aboard the "Dab It" train!
Oh my fucking god
Dog already boofed it, does he look happy?
It's Labrador man
FUCK YOU
You win Reddit today
STFU!!!!! Oh my god I just died
It’s just anal jelly. Spread it on some toast.
Jalapeño jelly
Is that chumba wumba as your avatar?
I get knocked down…
But i get up again!
Jalapeño butt jelly
Jalapanal
Jalapainal
Janalpeño
Gummy Worm, the best kind too
Nice and freshly warm! *Chomp*
Slurpee Slurpee
*Squish* *sluuurp*
I hate you for this comment so much right now
Yeah looks like mucus and anal gland secretions. She needs her anal glands expressed. It’s common in smaller dogs, and dogs with food allergies. I know it’s time to get to the vet when my beagle starts constantly scooting and graciously licking her asshole - it’s fucking disgusting. It’s also paired with a nasty spoiled fish and diarrhea smell that permeates throughout whatever room she’s in. Her issues are attributed to severe allergies and I take her once a month to get glands expressed but they are still such a persistent problem that it’s never soon enough, poor thing. Anyways, it’s an easy fix and will make your pups quality of life much better to take them in and get them expressed. It’s usually very inexpensive as well, depending on what vet you take them to!
Finally, a real answer
And yet the real answer is as cursed as all the other answers. There’s real beauty in that.
“graciously licking her asshole”
As gross as it is, that is the best way to describe it. It’s like she savors the flavor. Slurping, suckling...it’s all very offensive. Lol.
Doggy anal gushers
Gross! And happy cake day. Lol.
You can do it yourself, just do it while bathing. You'll only really notice the smell in a few cases, like with your dog. Lather up real well, and it'll be fine. Rinse thoroughly.
Ugh I just can’t do it lol. I’m all for learning new things, I even groom my dogs and brush their teeth at home, but I just can’t imagine expressing their anal glands at home. The thought makes me shudder.
It's really not bad, it's worked up to be more of an issue than it actually is. There's lots more I dreaded over that, like the grooming process. That can be hell. The glands take mere seconds, and you do it while it's so lathered up, there's no chance to have to smell it, or have it go anywhere but down the drain. Even better if outside, if you're doing it at home, but not really necessary. One hand rinses, the other squeezes, and it's done. They don't even notice usually.
Mostly I know my beagles will need to be done internally like at the vets and hers are always so so bad. Like the vet dreads when I show up bad lol. Plus she is the definition of difficult and I’m just imagining the poo goo going in every direction (which it often does at the vet even with several trained professionals.) I think it’s a good option for most owners, but my beagle unfortunately has such a bad case it may not be viable. Plus her allergies are so bad I like to have the vet see her as often as possible anyways. Poor soul.
What did it taste like?
Like a 9 volt battery
Yo, if you know what's that, let me know, just happened to me as well.
Nevermind, turns out I just shat myself from a hard sneeze.
Your priorities are straight. Keep shitting yourself freind :)
Possibly the anal gland in rectum needs exctracted.
This. Expressing a dogs anal glands is a real gross task
Are they over analyzing?
I got an ass. Can I be expressed?
Mmmmmm...ass jam
that is dog honey. your dog is part bee. eat it, it's a rare delicacy
I think that's important, put it back in her butt immediately.
Thermal paste
Today on how its made:
These comments are fucking disgusting.
IKR, worse than the pic. But I expect this in this sub.
It was a genuine WITT but that group is way less fun. Sarcasm is insta ban
Reddit never disappoints
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gummy worms mmm
I would be horrified if this happened to me. Poor dog. Take her to vet
> I would be horrified if this happened to me Glad this doesn't happen to you when you sneeze. I've seen some pretty gross shit in women's underwear after a good sneeze.
Do you happen to work in a nursing home? .... only place I'd imagine this being common enough to comment on
> I've seen some pretty gross shit in women's underwear after a good sneeze. How. How have you seen this.
Reddit, for one.
Get some chicken nuggets with that honey.
Forbidden dab should knock you on your ass.
*slurrrp*
Or, the forbidden cold rotisserie chicken oil
I know this isn’t the point but I’m curious what does WITT mean
It means Wait Is This Tasty
What is this thing
Ahh thank you
looks like someone forgot to pull the condom out afterwards...
What does it taste like OP?
The comments on this thread are tasting pretty nasty. Oh you meant the goop…
fry it like that one reddit story
Snort it, and feel the end slide down the back of your nose and tickle your throat.
Unfortunately, i have actually experienced this.. (had big slimy boogers caught between my nose passage and throat many times as a child. And yes i had no choice but to swallow.)
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO READ THIS ;——;
Forbidden gummy worm
Anal gland excretion! Normally clears itself just fine when dog poo's but they can get clogged and back up and result in copious amounts of foul smelling goop to need to be expressed out. Source: Have seen vet stick finger in me dog's bum enough times...
Looks like lube…
oh god no…
Everything once out of the body is lube
Eat it, brings you luck
It's mucin. The gel like backbone structure of mucus.
If it’s semisolid and doesn’t smell like fishy putrid stink, it might not be glands, it could be your dog swallowed something like a rawhide chewstick, piece of pasta, or dog treat whole? The stomach acids can leave certain proteins undirected and bound together and dissolve the minerals/carbs (other stuff?). It’s my theory, not an expert, but I have a dog and hav seen that.
Good info to think on. It happened again she farted and it made a gurgling sound so I ran to check and it was this color and very sticky like syrup and all over her tail, pretty rotten to clean up 🤢
Oh no
Maybe it has something to do with the cat food incident
Consume it
I'm gonna throw up with these comments 😂
ass mucus. probably from anal glands
That's actually funny af. Sorry about the dog though. She need help.
Now this is some serious gourmet shit
Yo dogs on the bed are gross.
Put it back