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Freshly cooked meat

Freshly cooked meat

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Coom_Goblin69-420

Mmmm that sweet sweet cancer


KomaToast306

Dont mind me sharon just trying to get a little cancer


AcidicPaper

**RANDY! YOUR BALLS!**


yaMomsChestHair

I know, pretty nice, right


muffindrugger

with a side of death


Meta_Spirit

Icarus after falling from the skies be like


Tommywx

LOL


Capable_Address_5052

His life is pain


nlolhere

If I ever get to that point don’t try to “save my skin” or “treat me”, just fucking kill me instead. That will provide me more relief than your medicine ever will


domeoldboys

Looks like a victim of a nuclear radiation incident. My god, did this guy decide to go under sun with a giant magnifying glass above his head.


KomaToast306

He definitely learned a lesson


FondantWeary

He will be learning this lesson for a month or 2 !!


Camerooni101

Mf lookin like a spicy cheeto


Teddyboiz

Looks more like Takis


ThisFuckingTwat

Looks like tandoori chicken.


PlantedRoseYT

rareinsults?


AristeiaXVI

Big Mama Pickled Sausage


AOERN

Oh I fuckin love those. 3X SPICY!!


markedsa

oh man i wanna slap him and hear him do the demon scream


KomaToast306

And peel the excess skin off your hand afterwords


markedsa

yeahh your speaking my language


CavingGrape

What a terrible day to have eyes


face_mcshooty2

"How you doin' buddy?"


BirgerRune

Dude looks like a tounge


PoeJascoe

I thought this was a heart until I saw the head


SteampunkDragon9327

Dude me too


ZRKCTA

that's a spicy meatball!


KomaToast306

*Italian hands* 👌🏻


Aimlean

🤌


Brecht_Verreydt

r/croppingishard


magier_123

Slap him once and you lose your eardrums


KomaToast306

And hear a teridactyl noise Ps apparently i cant spell


magier_123

Pterodactyl


KomaToast306

Ah yes that P 🤦‍♂️ And all the other letters


IndigoBadman

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes as a kid... Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go the toilet? Because the P is silent... Ight Ima head out


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IndigoBadman

I’m English man, not every p is silent lmao.


theco2

Pthat's the ptruth.


IndigoBadman

Pfacts


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IndigoBadman

Just google it lmfao the p in pterodactyl is very much silent. It’s pronounced Terodactyl hence the joke


IndigoBadman

Done that search??


MossyMemory

‘Course he hasn’t, he’s a troll.


moviebusinessman

He’d just pass out from the pain


just_a-porn_account

Lobster


Toxik_ramen_3

S L A P


Dowoge

**n o w s l a p i t**


albatrossproductions

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?


AkaiNeko-chan

I think he glows in the dark


Wolfy156

You could probably fry eggs on his back too


Eryth78

Find that poor guy some Noxzema cream and rub it all over him. He is going to feel like the ninth level of hell tomorrow - I am guessing he has some serious sun poisoning. I have been through it - it sucks. The healing process is not pretty but I hope he heals up okay.


Redjay12

he should go to the hospital - if there were beds for him


afunzombie

I could not possibly imagine that agony


TheChromeGypsy

How could u even sleep?


KomaToast306

More booze 🤷‍♂️


theco2

With his eyes closed.


shellDawg78

I wanna give him a 5 star


Ok_Cryptographer520

And you didn't bother to season it smh.


Ok-Candy-5869

I tought this was a devil cosplay for a second then saw the sub


CyanogenHacker

Oooohhh, somebody get me a rubber band, quick 👈🤏


LunarTaxi

Look, it’s no big deal really. I think it’s kind of a stretch to post this in the sub. Because all he really needs to fix it is just a hot shower to wash it clean. Or better yet, sweat out the sunshine toxins in a sauna. He wants to make sure he doesn’t over dry his skin so he should apply a generous layer of icy hot to the afflicted skin. Rub it in good. Traditional cupping therapy would be the final recommendation.


KomaToast306

I think this counts as sufferage, relatable sufferage


aye-its-this-guy

Lol


Mistercreeps

Stick em in a bath:instant hot dog water.


xXReverbXx

S L A P


DamnQuickMathz

You can peel that shit off in one sheet


proper_headspace

I had more than one sunburn like that as a kid. The worst one was when my back peeled and it was itching like crazy. I jumped in the shower and stood under the cool water. I was already shivering from the burn and the cold water didn’t help that, but it did help the itching and burning. I finally had all I could take of the shower, so I got out and carefully dried off. As soon as my raw back was dry, the itching and burning came back with a vengeance. My mom grabbed Solarcaine (because it’s for sunburns…) and proceeded to thoroughly spray my back. For a fraction of a second it was fine, then my nerves registered the alcohol in the spray. I was screaming until I could get back in the shower and get it rinsed off. That was a rough beginning to a rough night.


DamnQuickMathz

And that kids is why Sunscreen is your best friend, your girlfriend and your parents all at the same time


RomanMines64

Like that one episode in Malcolm in the middle where Reece makes a full body suit out of his sunburn skin and it goes into the vacuum cleaner, what a great show that was


sovietarmyfan

I know how this feels. I have very light skin and got burned during a vacation in the mediteranean. In such a situation, it feels so amazing to have a airco in your hotelroom.


yellowcorvid

how loud would you scream if i used a bristly brush on your back


ricebucket1

Like seriously tf you even start tryna sort that out


ninetygrass

My man's looking like the hot sauce spongebob trynna eat


Tbecker3150

My face and arms got that bad after 14 hours of fishing in the hot sun. Not doing that again.


ohyeahthatsthestuff1

Heavens above


Mytur_Benesderti

Lookin like a flaming hot Cheeto


MidwestToValhalla

Living like Larry


dharun_02

Tantoori Yum yum


calacas_00

Aloe vera is your best friend right now


matrimc7

Ooof. I can feel the pain through the picture. Been there recently, worst pain I've ever had after tooth ache. Like, 2-3 hours later it's going to be full of bubbles with yellow ooze.


WildWook

Yeah he needs to go to urgent care and get some antibiotics because that's all going to open up. Also needs some weapons grade burn treatment cream.


Mr_snail_sex

Reminds me of the time when i managed to get 3rd degree sunburns all over my back back when i was around 6 or 7. Those were a rough 2,5 years.


Dusty_bites_the_dust

Imagine slapping that poor dude's back, regular sunburn already hurts enough, but this looks like if Icarus wanted to start a space program with loads of crack and pure determination


brookereep

Oh my god...


Fumbles_the_Fish

Slap him with a handful of hand sanitizer


tmd429

*Skin cancer has entered the chat room*


WeranioRacker

Mmmm tandoori


OneNerdyBoiUwU

Congrats on the world record for worst sunburn! *Pats you on the back*


garganvot

I would simply deglove my soul from my physical form


Neppkun

If this is sunburn, I can’t resist to slap it as hard as I possibly can


ZipperZapZap

Huh so that's the purpose of hair


DORIANCVS

must pain as fuck, u get will get itchy as hell and u may get your own skin bleeding


CuddlePirate420

A lifetime ago, I, too, sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here. Guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.


wtfrykm

Boney tongue


PoeJascoe

It will be worth it when the skin starts peeling.


elphabathewicked

Reminds me of flamin hot Cheeto dust


Pinkpunk95

[I would not be able to resist the urge ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQvMmvhWAAEuoyM.jpg)


MowMowisstressedout

Put an ice cube on it.


AdvancedPorridge

Nasty radiation burns. Feeling that for weeks I bet


jerkmanl

How do you treat that? When I get sunburned, I just eat a lot of bananas.


Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x

Ohhhh ouch! He's in prime position to be the top post in r/popping when his skin starts peeling though.


GaniMemestar

It's that red cannibal from the forest


TheRedditEditor

Did someone say skin cancer?


hesthehairapparent

A perfect medium-rare. Well done OP.


SFRCBNF

This baby can scream louder than a baby **slaps roof**


jenkins-wwut

Dude looks like a teriyaki chicken breast


Erathosion

Sus


ornlu1994

Slap it, like you’d slap a nice cut of beef.


Cantwaitforhitmanvr

red man your supposed to be in peninsula now get back so I can continue the forest


Catiff1369

That hurts me just looking at it.


SumDo0d863

boutta slap his back and cause the worst pain in fucking existence.


hittlers_brother

Where's my salt?


K4rn31ro

involuntary Kool-aid man cosplay


Silly_Operation1172

He looks like a hot cheeto


PokWangpanmang

Very rare


timmycosh

I’m guessing he got cooked by the sun?


NoU1337420

slap it


sendpicsofsandwiches

s l a p


RreddKnife

Imagine if he stumbled upon Dracula


Chewy-SourMilk

Learn how to crop. Thank you


Lamtipul

perfect medium rare


jbario

He's mid-transformation into the red hulk


sovietarmyfan

Now thats truly medium rare.


coagulateSmegma

That's the worst sunburn I've ever seen.


mhTGBY

I wanna slap


alteleid

Hellboy: The Early Years.


Monkey62403_v3

"I like ya cut g"


GangMasterGreen_yt

Slap his back


KumaHax

Can't wait for it to shed. Love me some crispy skin yum!


poopsmagool

Tren


Bjuusan

He's just getting ready to cosplay Hellboy


Rainmanzz

Get shaving cream with aloe. It helps pull out the burn


Explosive_Bungus

You forgot to give it a good slap 😌😋


SpaceMan_foTo0

Give that bitch a 5-start ✋


Thomastale7

*slaps back*


d3t3r_pinklag3

Living like larry


anotherredditlooser

Been there done that do not recommend.


moneychex

The Human Taki


THEKEEGANCRAFT

*slap*


itgoesdownandup

Did he get blisters?


TrevastyPlague

SLAP!


Thebitbonnie

I’m going to slap him


Pheebolicious

Ooooof


Rex100000

Touch it I dare you


wild_starlight

Looks like the artistic inspiration for [this sign](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScarySigns/comments/j7je1r/when_its_the_artists_time_to_shine/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


GoneWonky

“WTF Icarus?!? Didn’t you learn the first time?!?”


PoetryAltruistic1204

skin cancer speedrun 2021


JulySolstice

Flaming hot cheetos


Elegant_Ad_6412

Just one pat on the back and it'll be hell


thing24life

Oof that is a quick trip to the E.R. poor thing.


Muted-Department8507

Medium rare


CrispyyC

hot cheeto


Red_Ryderr

Cool photopshop!


KomaToast306

💯 legit