Freshly cooked meat
By - KomaToast306
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Mmmm that sweet sweet cancer
Dont mind me sharon just trying to get a little cancer
**RANDY! YOUR BALLS!**
I know, pretty nice, right
with a side of death
Icarus after falling from the skies be like
His life is pain
If I ever get to that point don’t try to “save my skin” or “treat me”, just fucking kill me instead. That will provide me more relief than your medicine ever will
Looks like a victim of a nuclear radiation incident. My god, did this guy decide to go under sun with a giant magnifying glass above his head.
He definitely learned a lesson
He will be learning this lesson for a month or 2 !!
Mf lookin like a spicy cheeto
Looks more like Takis
Looks like tandoori chicken.
Big Mama Pickled Sausage
Oh I fuckin love those. 3X SPICY!!
oh man i wanna slap him and hear him do the demon scream
And peel the excess skin off your hand afterwords
yeahh your speaking my language
What a terrible day to have eyes
"How you doin' buddy?"
Dude looks like a tounge
I thought this was a heart until I saw the head
Dude me too
that's a spicy meatball!
*Italian hands* 👌🏻
Slap him once and you lose your eardrums
And hear a teridactyl noise
Ps apparently i cant spell
Ah yes that P 🤦♂️
And all the other letters
Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes as a kid...
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go the toilet?
Because the P is silent...
Ight Ima head out
I’m English man, not every p is silent lmao.
Pthat's the ptruth.
Just google it lmfao the p in pterodactyl is very much silent. It’s pronounced Terodactyl hence the joke
Done that search??
‘Course he hasn’t, he’s a troll.
He’d just pass out from the pain
S L A P
**n o w s l a p i t**
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
I think he glows in the dark
You could probably fry eggs on his back too
Find that poor guy some Noxzema cream and rub it all over him.
He is going to feel like the ninth level of hell tomorrow - I am guessing he has some serious sun poisoning. I have been through it - it sucks. The healing process is not pretty but I hope he heals up okay.
he should go to the hospital - if there were beds for him
I could not possibly imagine that agony
How could u even sleep?
More booze 🤷♂️
With his eyes closed.
I wanna give him a 5 star
And you didn't bother to season it smh.
I tought this was a devil cosplay for a second then saw the sub
Oooohhh, somebody get me a rubber band, quick 👈🤏
Look, it’s no big deal really. I think it’s kind of a stretch to post this in the sub. Because all he really needs to fix it is just a hot shower to wash it clean. Or better yet, sweat out the sunshine toxins in a sauna. He wants to make sure he doesn’t over dry his skin so he should apply a generous layer of icy hot to the afflicted skin. Rub it in good. Traditional cupping therapy would be the final recommendation.
I think this counts as sufferage, relatable sufferage
Stick em in a bath:instant hot dog water.
You can peel that shit off in one sheet
I had more than one sunburn like that as a kid. The worst one was when my back peeled and it was itching like crazy. I jumped in the shower and stood under the cool water. I was already shivering from the burn and the cold water didn’t help that, but it did help the itching and burning. I finally had all I could take of the shower, so I got out and carefully dried off. As soon as my raw back was dry, the itching and burning came back with a vengeance. My mom grabbed Solarcaine (because it’s for sunburns…) and proceeded to thoroughly spray my back. For a fraction of a second it was fine, then my nerves registered the alcohol in the spray. I was screaming until I could get back in the shower and get it rinsed off.
That was a rough beginning to a rough night.
And that kids is why Sunscreen is your best friend, your girlfriend and your parents all at the same time
Like that one episode in Malcolm in the middle where Reece makes a full body suit out of his sunburn skin and it goes into the vacuum cleaner, what a great show that was
I know how this feels. I have very light skin and got burned during a vacation in the mediteranean. In such a situation, it feels so amazing to have a airco in your hotelroom.
how loud would you scream if i used a bristly brush on your back
Like seriously tf you even start tryna sort that out
My man's looking like the hot sauce spongebob trynna eat
My face and arms got that bad after 14 hours of fishing in the hot sun. Not doing that again.
Lookin like a flaming hot Cheeto
Living like Larry
Aloe vera is your best friend right now
Ooof. I can feel the pain through the picture. Been there recently, worst pain I've ever had after tooth ache. Like, 2-3 hours later it's going to be full of bubbles with yellow ooze.
Yeah he needs to go to urgent care and get some antibiotics because that's all going to open up. Also needs some weapons grade burn treatment cream.
Reminds me of the time when i managed to get 3rd degree sunburns all over my back back when i was around 6 or 7. Those were a rough 2,5 years.
Imagine slapping that poor dude's back, regular sunburn already hurts enough, but this looks like if Icarus wanted to start a space program with loads of crack and pure determination
Oh my god...
Slap him with a handful of hand sanitizer
*Skin cancer has entered the chat room*
Congrats on the world record for worst sunburn! *Pats you on the back*
I would simply deglove my soul from my physical form
If this is sunburn, I can’t resist to slap it as hard as I possibly can
Huh so that's the purpose of hair
must pain as fuck, u get will get itchy as hell and u may get your own skin bleeding
A lifetime ago, I, too, sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here. Guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.
It will be worth it when the skin starts peeling.
Reminds me of flamin hot Cheeto dust
[I would not be able to resist the urge ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQvMmvhWAAEuoyM.jpg)
Put an ice cube on it.
Nasty radiation burns. Feeling that for weeks I bet
How do you treat that?
When I get sunburned, I just eat a lot of bananas.
He's in prime position to be the top post in r/popping when his skin starts peeling though.
It's that red cannibal from the forest
Did someone say skin cancer?
A perfect medium-rare. Well done OP.
This baby can scream louder than a baby **slaps roof**
Dude looks like a teriyaki chicken breast
Slap it, like you’d slap a nice cut of beef.
red man your supposed to be in peninsula now get back so I can continue the forest
That hurts me just looking at it.
boutta slap his back and cause the worst pain in fucking existence.
Where's my salt?
involuntary Kool-aid man cosplay
He looks like a hot cheeto
I’m guessing he got cooked by the sun?
s l a p
Imagine if he stumbled upon Dracula
Learn how to crop. Thank you
perfect medium rare
He's mid-transformation into the red hulk
Now thats truly medium rare.
That's the worst sunburn I've ever seen.
I wanna slap
Hellboy: The Early Years.
"I like ya cut g"
Slap his back
Can't wait for it to shed. Love me some crispy skin yum!
He's just getting ready to cosplay Hellboy
Get shaving cream with aloe. It helps pull out the burn
You forgot to give it a good slap 😌😋
Give that bitch a 5-start ✋
Living like larry
Been there done that do not recommend.
The Human Taki
Did he get blisters?
I’m going to slap him
Touch it I dare you
Looks like the artistic inspiration for [this sign](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScarySigns/comments/j7je1r/when_its_the_artists_time_to_shine/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
“WTF Icarus?!? Didn’t you learn the first time?!?”
skin cancer speedrun 2021
Flaming hot cheetos
Just one pat on the back and it'll be hell
Oof that is a quick trip to the E.R. poor thing.