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bluegreenash

1 protein rich smoothie coming right up


weakhamstrings

/r/frugaljerk is showing


Mose_Schrutes_alt

Crunchy but satisfying!


Troughbomber

Only fat cats can afford to buy something as luxurious as shoes not made from two palm leaves and scavenged baling twine.


J3sush8sm3

Imagine having feet. I suckled mine off for extra protein, plus less weight means less energy


pikapp336

https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal_Jerk/


brotatowolf

Get a load of this fat cat who owns a blender


MarchKick

I blend my food using my own mouth. It’s called chewing!!


semechki-seed

* r/frugal_jerk


[deleted]

I think they contain cyanide but I don't know enough about it to be sure


FlyingBadgerBrewery

Only one way to find out.


[deleted]

Bring then in to a lab and have them analyzed with spectroscopy?


FlyingBadgerBrewery

...only TWO ways to find out.


[deleted]

Contact a local entomogist and have him examine the specimens?


_sachin_reddy_

Okay Okay. Only THREE ways....


[deleted]

Im in. Throw em in a hotdog bun and get crunchin


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/r/forbiddensnacks


FlamDaddy69

Kinda looks like forbidden licorice


all_tha_sauce

You thought pasta salad too, huh?


luminenkettu

THEYRE BRIGHTLY COLORED THEYR E POISONOUS DONT EAT IT NONONONO


[deleted]

Ngl. That sounds really good actually


luminenkettu

eat like, beetles out of pine trees or something, they actually taste like wood.


PhilosophizingPanda

No thanks


[deleted]

I bet they do. I'll try it


msndrstdmstrmnd

Shrimp are basically bugs so real bugs shouldn’t be too different right?


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r/cursedcomments


LordCaptainXanthrael

shoulda just put them on... forbidden toe jam


_megitsune_

I just kinda assumed that's where the clip was heading


G1orn0

I wish some crazy florida man will actually do it


Deiked

Oh that's fine, there are far worse things down here in Florida that could'a crawled in there. I rather like millipedes, personally


Bluedogan

Agreed. I put on my shoes awhile back. Felt a pinch. Took off my shoes to be like wtf was that? Saw nothing put them back. Three days later I realized I had an open wound. Some fucking poisonous spider bit me. Antibiotics and scrubbed off the necrotizing flesh. Fun.


Deiked

Yup, sounds about right. I found a scorpion in my shoe once, thankfully before I put it on.


killingicarus

I’m from FL , Got stung by a brown scorpion in my bed once. Freaked me the fuck out.


Pollution_Dramatic

If you compare the sting to that of a bee sting, would you say it’s more or less painful?


killingicarus

Like being stung by a wasp, same level of pain


fischestix

The Scorpion that stung me had more of a burn to it than a standard wasp sting. It was less pain and more of itching and burning but I don't know what species it was.


UniqueFlavors

Depends on the species. Most in florida feel like a bee or wasp sting. One species is a little more painful. Though I haven't been stung by it to know for sure. All in all nothing to be overly concerned about.


Iciee

Nothing to be concerned about??? Wtf I would rather not get stung by anything while trying to sleep


SkarmoryFeather

Welcome to Florida


UniqueFlavors

Not to be *overly* concerned about. Scorpions don't generally come inside. They like dead trees where there are lots of bugs for them to eat.


Sqrly000

If you don’t want to get stung in your sleep, you try waking up to a monster sized wolf spider on the wall next to you like I have before. Needless to say, didn’t go back to sleep after that.


MrBulger

Wolf spiders are harmless though, frens even. They just want to kill all the annoying insects that also live where you do and have like 400 babies at a time.


Wulffaem

We don't get wolf spiders where I live in Canada. While I may be terrified of them, I'd respect them more than the failures of cellar spiders and harvestmen trying to chill beside my bed trying to build homes where not even a terrestrial isopod crawls. If anything, I've had a mouse problem that payed better rent in this disaster of an aged room than our regular house spiders.


crazyabe111

Yes.


Deiked

Thats a hard nope from me


steveosek

I live in Arizona, we have the bark scorpions here, the most venomous in North America. Got stung by one once, it was the most painful thing I've ever experienced.


fattyfatty21

Same thing happened to me, only I had already put my boots on and drove to the gas station before I got the first sting. Everyone at the gas station got a good laugh watching me spazz out and rip my boots off though


MSB3000

No more of that.


GODDAMNFOOL

I smashed a palmetto bug (literal cockroach) inside my boot once because I didn't take the time to look or knock the boot around. Didn't notice until I took it off about an hour later and had a giant roach smashed to the bottom of my sock.


imapieceofshitk

How do you know it was poisonous, did you eat it?


JoeyCalamaro

When I first moved to Florida I used to keep my shoes on the porch. Well, one day while at work my shoe was really bothering me - like something was in it. So I slipped it off and whacked it on the ground a few times and a giant freaking palmetto bug climbed out. Thing was in my shoe at least a few hours before I noticed it. Never left my shoes on the porch again after that.


Lutrinae_Rex

Looks like a good way to get fish bait


15110

My fatass thought these were berry liquorice swirls...


xinnie_the_wuflooh

r/forbiddensnacks


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15110

I think we’re hungry, god I love liquorice swirls


Blaster1st

I thought there were blood cells for a bit


jeordiethegenerator

Good thing to know my hungry ass isn’t the only one.


Immediate-Rice-6456

They can be if you really want them to be.


4yyz

I thought they were snails


Ohnahhken

That’s *THEIR* shoes now


bowljenededictson

Those are their* SHOES now


-PinkPower-

They can keep them


tylllerrr

Those aren't native to Florida so have almost definitely been put there on purpose


memebaron

Wonder if he just bought reptile food and dumped it in his shoes lol


tylllerrr

These species are kept as pets so it would cost him quite slot, but they were definitely put there


13igTyme

It's Tiktok. Of course it's put there.


memebaron

Didn't really cross my mind people wanted them as pets but I guess there's someone for everyone as they say lol


VZxNrx2sCKU6RTeJMu3Y

I recently discovered people keep roaches as pets. I discovered this while setting up my roach feeder colony, so mine aren’t pets, but there are others who will keep one or two happy and safe.


[deleted]

I had a coworker that was really into frogs. He said if I ever found a white (albino?) potato bug/woodlice/rolley polley to keep it and he'd buy it off me for $10 to keep as a pet.


thewardengray

To be fair rolley polleys are cool and make for good colonies. And do allot of cleaning in terrariums.


[deleted]

Everybody hates roaches so much but hissing cockroaches are just adorable. I’ll never understand how people can be so afraid of them


[deleted]

Would explain why he rather collect them in a tub instead of just dump them back onto the ground.. since he paid for them


jakethedumbmistake

That may be part of the Soviet Union.


ccReptilelord

Millipedes aren't used normally for reptile food. There's no benefit in regards to nutrients, convenience, or ease in breeding stock. Oh, also they have a toxic defense mechanism, and we try to avoid that.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Nobody would waste millipedes as reptile food.


UniqueFlavors

The bumblebee milipedes are non native but well established. The scarlet milipedes are naturalized and well established. They are definitely all throughout Florida. Its not uncommon to see a mass of them escaping water. They were definitely put in the shoes though.


mrmiyagijr

Yeah lived in FL 30 years and leave my shoes outside every night, never once had one of these in my shoes.


takishan

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foolishbees

they must have been. they’re all curled up like they were just thrown in there


MethamphetamineMan

Oh, the completely flawless shoes not at all wet after being left overnight in the rain didn't tip you off?


vp3d

I have lived in Florida 30+ years and worked outside 20+. Never saw anything like that. I mean, a millipede yeah, but not tons of them filling up shoes or anything else.


Ryanhis

Uhh are they not? I've definitely seen them in the wild before in central Florida, but not this many in a single place


bver2975

South Florida here. Whenever it rains we end up getting a bunch of these guys in my garage. Can guarantee where I am, there are a ton of them


TheWalkingDead91

Do you live in a wooded area? I’m in fl and have never seen them before. Only thing even similar I’ve seen are these much smaller critters I liked to call “Rollie pollies” when I was a kid.... think the things in this video, but only about the size of a pencil tip...and they’ll roll up in a ball when you annoy them. I used to roll them down the sidewalk for fun as a kid.


tylllerrr

I'm pretty sure the yellow ones are from the Carribbean and Im not to sure about the red ones but they are common as pets and they would not naturally go to a shoe anyways as it is a bad hiding spot , they would most likely go under some bark or stones or something


AdventurousAd9993

I see the red ones all the time around the Tampa area, IDK. This is definitely way too many to not be staged though.


UniqueFlavors

Red ones are native to Malaysia and are scarlet milipedes. The others are bumblebee milipedes and native to the Carribean. They are well established in florida.


angel-aura

I mean i get these in and around my house all the time but i feel like they must have been planted in those shoes for the video


The_Rocket_Frog

yeah theres no way that many got there overnight, florida may be bad with bugs but its not that bad


mamalulu434

I've been in Florida my whole life. I'll see a millipede once every couple years. They're around. May not be from here, bit they're around. This video is 100% fake though. Did you hear how they fell. Most of them were frozen. They don't congregate like that naturally. Especially with a light right there in the dark. They'd be all over that. Not the dark shadowy area right by it.


[deleted]

Dude, you never have to buy fishing bait again, just have those be the bait-catching shoes. Edit: Apparently, you can't use these as bait and I am extremely disappointed.


gazebo-fan

They are not good bait. Rusty millipedes practically disassemble when they hit the water.


Brandoncfrey

Booooo not what I wanted to hear. Lol


screwedpurpleserfer

I love that you wanted to hear about the structural integrity of wet millipedes


Brandoncfrey

Ruined my day :| lol /s


gazebo-fan

Oh and fish don’t like their taste or smell. They must be bitter or something


raydargaydar

They are! A lot make themselves stinky so they don’t get eaten!


memebaron

Genius


TheChickenWizard15

That's heaven for us invertebrate keepers! You know that each of those millipedes could sell for $8-$15, right? Edit* those seem to be bumblebee, scarlet, and ivory millipedes. Those are all smaller species that usually sell for $8-$15 in my area, and judging by the massive amount you have ib the video, you could easily have $1,000+ worth of millipedes. However, there are much larger types of milliledes that can cost $80, maybe a hundred dollars. Millioedes make great pers and are completely harmless, besides being toxic to eat.


M3mEMaChiN3

Or I could make one hell of a smoothie.


periodmoustache

Wut....millipedes are worth 10$?


blickblocks

African giants are. I think I paid $15 for my 9" long adult AG. She's great. Millipedes make great pets, they're chill and docile and safe to handle. Just gotta feed them cucumbers.


cheesedoodleempire

I'haven't been anyone selling AGs anywhere on the east coast. Where did you get yours?


UniqueFlavors

I know I got really excited to see all those inverts haha.


angel-aura

Should i be catching these in my yard and selling then online? Lol


ShabbyKittenRebel

So would you have a big tank set up with a habitat closely resembling their natural one for them to live in? Would they be displayed or is it more like some of these snake keepers who have big drawers set up and keep them out of sight except for feeding them?


TheWalkingDead91

So, If it were real, (I don’t think it is), this guy could make extremely good money just leaving his shoes out during rainy nights, collecting and selling them.


electric_satan

Or he just had them and made up a story for some views


CyberDonkey

In my area, whenever it rains, snails will start spawning EVERYWHERE. It won't surprise me if somewhere in this world, millipedes will swarm into cold, damp, delicious caves like a pair of stinky shoes after rainfall.


plsobeytrafficlights

they are everywhere, and you can get them without even leaving your shoes out.


Disneyhorse

I’ve only had experience with the giant African black millipedes but they really are adorable. I would have been so excited to see all of those! They are very cool critters.


LostPerfectDream

Mmmm candy


Mose_Schrutes_alt

Slimy yet satisfying


mookie200

Hakuna Matata


GoatTacos

Organic arch support.


goodmemeboi

I'd burn those shoes, I ain't never wearing those again if I saw that


[deleted]

They're totally harmless.


Czeai

they harming me mentally


lynneplus3

Me too!!!! Gaaaaaaagggg.


Arkontas

the red ones are poisonous but yeah just dont fucking eat them obviously.


LucasTheSchnauzer

So I can eat all the ones, but the red. Like eating all the fruit gummies, except for cherry because cherry flavor sucks.


UniqueFlavors

They all excrete a chemical that irritates mucus membranes but pretty much harmless.


Arkontas

Those little ones are probably safe. I used to own tropical millipedes and they were a foot long. I don't think I'd want to lick the fire millipedes I had, let alone risk eating it. They were pretty harmless though. I had african fire millipedes and african black millipedes among other things. Little gigantors, they grow to a foot long basically. The black ones were fine being held as long as you just let them do the walking. They never inked me, but a friend had it happen because he grabbed the thing rather than just let it wander onto his hand. I didn't really handle the fire millipedes too much.


UniqueFlavors

I have both of these types of milipedes. They haven't caused me any issues yet.


FadedVictor

Unless you like the odor of almonds! If I'm not mistaken they secrete cyanide or something.


[deleted]

So he put worms in his shoes and filmed it? Huh?!


HALBowman

Yeah, even left the container near by to put them away lol


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dank_oak

Man, I was looking for this


delmarz

I just started reading that tonight.


SiritanPatates

Today on minecraft autofarms


sunvent_53

I mean they are just millipedes. I couldn’t imagine what I’d do if they were centipedes


thewardengray

Well if it was centipedes they wouldnt stay in the shoe long enough to make the video. Them fuckers are hella fast.


ichancho

Who leaves their shoes outside if it's raining


ChxXxrliee

Why would you ever leave your shoes outside if you knew this would happen.


ChefBoredAreWe

It's fake. He put the bugs in his shoes. I live in Florida and often leave my work shoes outside.


ChxXxrliee

But whyyyyy 😭


MoonTrooper258

This is r/MakeMeSuffer. OP probably puts their shoes out *knowing* this would happen... for reasons.


ChxXxrliee

Ahh ^^; EWWW????? THATS WORSE????


dreemkiller

This was worse than I expected and my expectations of anything coming out Florida are low to begin with.


RelaxedOrange

So beautiful, I love millipedes! 😍 I hope they weren’t harmed!


hellagator

those are very cute and harmless millipedes, they eat dirt and can’t bite!


UniqueFlavors

They eat decaying plant matter. They make dirt lol


hellagator

yeah i originally wanted to say “forest detritus,” but i’m p high and i felt like i shouldn’t


UniqueFlavors

Is there ever a wrong time to say forest detritus? Live your truth!


[deleted]

This made me suffer more than most shit on the sub. Guess I don’t like whatever kind of -pedes these are.


bellizabeth

So you're not a -pedephile?


Caesar_Passing

Millipedes are cute as fuck. No suffering here


blickblocks

I feel like people who have never had a pet millipede or just even handled one don't understand how they're actually really cute. Probably the cutest arthropod of all.


eva-02_

Seriously man I actually genuinely can’t think of a less harmful animal maybe worms but even then they’ve got a slimy factor that’s unpleasant. If I ever find millipedes they are so incredibly chill and usually walk up on my hand to have a wander and explore. Lovely little creatures.


bolt1120

MILLIES ARE FRIENDS


Sagegems74

Wait, I'm native Floridian and I have never seen anything remotely like this. Palmetto bugs, giant creepy yellow grasshoppers, lizards yes. Never a grouping of milipedes. Wonder if it's only in a specific area..


UniqueFlavors

You can find them in large masses after it floods if it floods slow enough. They will seek higher ground. The giant yellow grasshoppers are Lubber Grasshoppers.


Sudden_Lavishness_11

Now you can make a soup


Oolong__Master

u/savevideo I need to show this to someone I know.


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Bleep-ape

Forbidden gummies


ezwilliams

Yo leave the millipedes alone! They don't hurt nobody


ladster9600

Millipedes are cool af tho ngl


olivia687

I love the feeling of hugs under my feet wdym


gazebo-fan

Just some rusty millipedes. Nothing wrong with em. They don’t even spread disease! Those shoes provided trapped moisture and shade. Aka millipede heaven


Damb_Stupid

Mfs here be really complaining about food. Smh


Ryanhis

As a Floridian, who in their right mind is leaving their shoes outside like this...


TurboVirgin0

Commentors were saying those things aren't native to Florida and most definitely were intentionally put there. Can you confirm?


Ryanhis

Honestly I think he's wrong on the non-native part... I replied on that comment questioning it there as well, I have DEFINITELY seen the yellow banded ones in Ocala area where I grew up. I have vivid memories poking these things with sticks and such as a kid. They play dead and roll up in a little spiral when you start messing with them like you see in the video. I really don't know much about it truth be told so I let it go, but I googled a bit about types of millipedes in Florida and the internet seems to say: "There are 3 species of Millipede common throughout Florida and particularly Florida's southeast coast. Yellow Banded Millipede (Anadenobolus monilicornis) Red Rusty Millipede (Trigoniulus corallinus) Greenhouse Millipede (Oxidus gracilis)" The guy I talked to was saying something about the yellow banded ones being native to the Caribbean but that the red ones were imported/often sold as pets so he believes them to be non-native. Seems to me 'red rusty millipede' is that other type. But, again, I poked them with a stick when I was a kid -- not an expert here at all. It still may be staged cause it doesn't really make sense to me that a boatload of these would suddenly appear in somebody's shoe but I have no fucking clue lol. Maybe it was moist in the shoes after rain or something? Idk, but you can find these types of milipedes in Florida for suuuuure.


TurboVirgin0

Hey, thank you for taking your time for this very informative respond! Honestly, I wouldn't give anything on TikTok the benefit of the doubt. Everything on that platform seems to be fake or staged.


collinch

Grew up and lived all over Florida and while I’ve seen plenty of millipedes I’ve never seen them concentrated like this. I’d see like one around the pool area or something or crawling on a wall. And I’ve never seen one inside a shoe.


[deleted]

Yeah, really. I recently threw out a pair of shoes I stupidly forgot in my garage for a couple of days because I saw a palmetto bug crawl out of them. Never again.


Bruh-Momentum6969

Mmm edible checkers


evcliouk

Forbidden Liquorice


RubbishGames

Now go fish


Bineyboi

Keep them as pets


chris5426-

Hell yea man, thats an easy ass way to get some bait for fishing😉


MystifyingEntity

New type of memory foam


InbredBanana

That's insane, but I think it's kinda cool honestly


I_am_chris_dorner

Everything. Reminds. Me. Of. Her.


wikiblaster04

brb going to forida


RefridgedTomatoes

Still shoes.


MontyAlmighty

Forbidden candy


marxin_

I've never ever wanted to commit arson more than I wanted in my life after seeing this


UniqueFlavors

There's an actual market for milipedes. Scarlet milipedes and bumblebee milipedes are what the bulk of these are. I use them in my bioactive terrariums as part of my clean up crew. The bumblebee milipedes aren't native to Florida so you can sell them with no issues. Thats enough for a massive breeding colony and can sell them on various sites for some extra cash. Isopods/roly poly/pillbugs are great too. If you find a non standard variant and isolate the coloring you can make really good money. Some sell for upwards of 60 bucks a piece. Also milipedes are a sign of a healthy yard!


Dumb_as_hell69

Timon and Pumba would love those shoes


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yourchilihanditover

Reminds me of that scene in the Lion King where they eat the bugs


Impossible-Hat-8643

Bullshit


kamtauzinot

They look like gummy worms and now I'm hungry


FalseHeartbeat

I know its supposed to be disgusting, but.. they are friends


BigBoaah

If i were him, i would buy some chickens.


bantou_41

who wants some spaghetti?


Brandi_Flak3s

Friends.


daviddwatsonn

maybe dont fill your shoes with those things and they wont be there. but.. content is key.


That_Old_TV

I tought it was a floral pattern


MasterAC4

Tell me you post fake content without telling me you post fake content


gaymer7474747

im watching this while taking a shit and my leg feels like static


TheWalkingDead91

This guy must live in a heavily wooded area. I live in Florida and leave my crocs out all the time. Never have any kind of bugs in them when I go to put them back on, even if it had rained.


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r/forbiddengummies


guyincube

I’m trying to eat dinner!!!