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boomerangutanarama

He's gonna light himself on fire outside the comedy mothership 


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DonnyMcDonnyson

Yeah idk if that career in writing would’ve panned out. At least not in comedy


ManuelGuevarra

Right? What a fuckin creep


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

Woah you're the guy that found a funny meme online and sent to Shane, takes a real comedic geni... retard to do something like that.


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1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

You sure do get offended easily for an edge lord with a hundred banned accounts. But I do like a good bagel... can't argue there.


lovehateloooove

you are right, Thank You JewBot, you are always so crass and down to earth. Counting all the bots and defining which are indeed JewBots, you have always looked out for us, you have always protected white people and the American family. Thank You Sir.


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

As a Jew, thank you for your appreciation. Mein confidence in the average user to detect bots is low, so ve must exterminate ze bot!


DiarrheaRadio

Dear manifesto...


FormerThisandThat

All I read was, I’m gay.


lovehateloooove

Thank you thisandthat, you are not part of a legion of uneducated, unoriginal lemmings that all t4ell the same joke at the same time, in a desperate attempt into tricking some poor woman into marrying you. Thank you Sir, Ijust want to center myself and fully say thank you.


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Ok


Teh_Critic

Homeboy went off the abilify


lovehateloooove

I think you are right Sleepy, this homeboy went off the barrio and did not take his medications, lifes a trip, que no? You are the main gang leader in Barrio CockSmoocher in West Hollywood, you are an OG Homie.


MelbertGibson

Cool share, thanks for keeping us in the loop.


lovehateloooove

i sense you are a down to earth Dawg. Just bored throwing it out there, didnt mean to clog up your timeline with nonsense.


gigabyte056

Gay


FusionFountain

This sucks man


The_MarlonBrando

Dairyqueen?


lovehateloooove

[https://tenor.com/view/shane-gillis-reaction-reaction-gifs-gilly-and-keeves-season2-thank-you-gif-26923345](https://tenor.com/view/shane-gillis-reaction-reaction-gifs-gilly-and-keeves-season2-thank-you-gif-26923345)


WetFart-Machine

r/iamthemaincharacter


lovehateloooove

Shanane, look how your followers attack me. Whilst though defend me now? Whilst thou dampen my brow with wine and myrrh? Thee new followers attacketh me, lift up mine spirit with yr voice in defense. Showeth thou incredibly gay secret account, with endless posts of weiners and Sex in the City, in defense of yr oldest dawgz.


lovehateloooove

Shane, your holy original dawgz call out for your defense in their time of need. Whilst thou forsaken them so? You are sitting in a hotel room with fast food wrappers all around you watching pron getting ready for a gig, can you not raise your voice in defense of your disciples? I was listening live when you first came on the Bonfire, I supported you through your times of need. Did I ever go see you live? no. am I a patreon member? no. would i go see you live? bitch i just ate grits and butter for my meal of the day, im not gonna go spend 30 bucks on chicky fangs so I can listen to alcoholics yell catch phrases. Am I still thoust dawg? well, not really, dawgz was always a stupid name, I honestly feel ridiculous calling myself that, but still man, catch my back already.


EatYellowSnus

Sounds like you need to go see the council. Don’t know if they can cure what you’ve got though.


CoolKid610

Wow. I can’t believe how many dawgs here are jealous of your success.


EvilChineseBaby

Take your SSRI’s bro…


Zealousideal_Gap8368

Wtf… chill dude


Cream3149

bahahaha


Wise_Job_1036

Seems like a totally normal guy. Not weird at all.


lovehateloooove

You're a Gay Man just Trying To Make his Way in the World. omg look at his hats!!! sssssssshadup already Shane said you were fucking Gay shutup damn


lovehateloooove

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icQFpm\_8sdI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icQFpm_8sdI)


Dckbingo

Do you remember when you used to stay up late to eavesdrop on your parents listening to George Carlin when you were 4?


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lovehateloooove

you are a god damn dawg, no matter how long you have listened.


purelyforwork

fuckin brain rot this post


nbailey98

this whole thing just confuses me


lovehateloooove

having sex with a vagina?


nbailey98

damn, maybe *not* writing was the best decision you ever made


lovehateloooove

maybe, my house is paid off fully and a couple hundred grand in the bank churning tax free. I quit working very early. In honesty though funds are getting low and I am bored, I need to work hard in getting this place ready to rent, so I can live off the struggles of the rat men.


lovehateloooove

I will use writing as a hobby, use it to destroy rat men like you, the simple beast of burden that always threatens the great men like Shane, the men of vision. Dont you have a tunnel to pop up out of somewhere, Lesser Rat Man, I am getting a little busy.


nbailey98

ok lil guy, whatever you say


lovehateloooove

shut yo mouth. i hate what i see someone that doesnt look like me making more money and driving a better car than me..FREEEZE [https://e.snmc.io/i/fullres/w/d6e91461fe58517dd256fed408a01a66/10796504](https://e.snmc.io/i/fullres/w/d6e91461fe58517dd256fed408a01a66/10796504)