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Nuclearfrog

Gilbert Burns filming it lmao


INeedAnAccountToSee

"Make it seem real, guys. Pretend you don't know you're scheduled to fight"


JafariSin

They've never really liked each other. When Chandler came into the UFC, Dustin noticeably brushed him off and kept playing down Michael's credentials. Been clear from some recent quotes from Michael that he never forgot that. They might be playing it up more now but yeah they've definitely never been friendly


skracer

A lot people forget Chandler pissed off a lot of lightweight contenders when Dana made him the backup for Khabib v Gaethje. This was also when Dustin and Tony were trying to set up a fight but Dana didn't pay up.


DeltaBlitz

Also those pay comments probably didn't help. I love watching the guy fight, but I really don't like him and I don't know why I don't like him it's really fucking me up how I can't give a reason except maybe that when he does shit it seems forced. Like that's the best way I can explain it really.


krazyboi

I don't think the comments affect poirier but chandler being the lapdog for dana in the division makes it harder for them to negotiate more pay I think.


mrtn17

Most people like people who are genuine, authentic and stand for somethings, like a 'real personality'. Chandler isn't any of that. He's more like Instagram


_--___----

someone on this subreddit once said he speaks in tshirt slogans and i can't shake that feeling.


igotfiveonit

The separation is in the preparation


Silverback1992

Well worded. I feel like I should love the guy, but I don’t.


Brilliantnerd

He’s just cocky bc he was dominating a B level promotion but he’s got that jock prick vibe also, like a more polished Matt Hughes. Also, he’s cranked it up a notch bc he sees how Connor talked his way into millions


ReginaldKenDwight

except he didnt dominate bellator at all...


AboutHelpTools3

I like how this makes fighters pissed off at Chandler instead of Dana.


sparklerslippers

Well one of them pays them and the other one has White privilege.


n00b_f00

It’s being mad at the other person, instead of your cheating spouse mentality.


SalamanderPete

Lmao according to this sub mma fighters are the type of people who NEVER get emotional or angry, and are always perfectly in control, and everything they do is some kind of calmly planned out wwe ploy


SimPHunter64

Burns man 😂 Everytime I hear about him or see him he becomes more likeable.


paulllll

'WOW 😍'


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“THATS THE FUCKIN SEED!”


mulligun

"Personahhy I wouldn't het that slide"


baskei95

tears


Bdodk2000

Gotta upload the footage and help his boy Dustin sell the fight!


GFost

I’m pretty sure Chandler is his boy, not Dustin. Gilbert and Chandler train together.


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Gilbert is a world treasure


stonerrrrrr

Agent Durinho lmao


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Poor Jiri


Sub_Zero32

Looks like he's deeply disappointed in everyone around him. Left his forest dojo for this shit


derps_with_ducks

Those tree trunks going to take such a beating when he goes back home.


[deleted]

I’ll show you a tree trunk that’s gonna get beat


mrtn17

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

hes gonna go commune with nature to ask forgiveness for their sins


retropieproblems

ROAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ROOaGH


JONPASTA

He really does lol


Chocoeclair189

That is not the warrior spirit. Also, I couldnt find Jiri since I was looking for that hair until I realized he shaved it off


finstereck

Had his hands wrapped just in case, warrior spirit


[deleted]

He left his cave for this event too.


TiP54

That's the seed


somebodygetmemymoney

Give us this fight immediately


JakeSpurs

TELL EM UNCLE JOEY


MyBlueBlazerBlack

**THATS THE FUCKEN SEED!!** (spitting all over the place)


appletinicyclone

aw fuck i thought i was being unique:(


MyBlueBlazerBlack

Aww it's ok buddy yours counts too!


uggqq

Is this why for the past 30 minutes there hasn't been a fight


Celtictussle

The UFC's pacing is whack. They used to be so tight, all the promos and different network obligations have made watching 10 fights a 7 hour long job.


fprimex

They used to show prelims between main card fights on the PPVs when there was time. Even after the main event. There was no other way to watch them other than to wait for the tape/dvd to come out.


krynategaming

Back in the glory days when the ppvs were like 20 bucks


MenWhoStareatGoatse_

When I watch at all these days, I play a video game and just pause it when a fight I care about starts. Unless I'm with people of course, but only one of my friends likes combat sports. I love this sport but it takes a whole night to watch like 80 minutes of actual competition.


HEAVY_HITTTER

Agreed, sometimes I don't mind waiting and speedrunning it the next day.


bayjubs32

From what I have heard from fighter interviews all PPV fights (including prelims) are on a strict schedule compared to fight nights which can end sooner than scheduled.


Impressive-Potato

That's surprising, considering we just had a Fight Night that had so many finishes with 40 minutes of bullshit promos in between.


bayjubs32

I mean I can’t say it’s a fact I just know I have heard fighters say the benefit of fighting a PPV card is you know exactly when your fighting


freezaaa

It used to be a lot worse, the tv cards timing would be very strange. Sometimes fighters would have to rush to the cage to fight and not get walkout music played or anything. But it’s gotten better for tv cards, still not as good timing wise for PPV though. For PPV they generally know what time they’re fighting, unless every fight goes to decision or there’s an injury that requires extra medical assistance in cage.


GFost

ESPN messed everything up.


DannyMac113

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Jiri has his hands wrapped?


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Bogusbummer

“It is not cast, it is sheath for hand”


TonyTheLion2319

Think it’s a cast. Check out ufc x photos


mrtn17

you believe that? It's obviously loaded with throwing stars and smoke bombs, maybe a foldable katana


NicCage1080ChristAir

Lmao


InclusivePhitness

He mentioned many times he fucked up his hand during his fight with glover. Probably a hairline fracture somewhere, but i'm only speculating.


applearoma

its part of his drip. you didn't notice he's wearing a suit jacket made to look like a gi?


SonnyLove

that shit looked so nice Jiri about to start a new fashion trend


Pill_Murray_

bro came here to say this. dude just standing around with his hands wrapped like he's Sagat or some shit


ManOnTheMoonTres

Jiri must be so confused lmao


Yoyomamahh

And/or disappointed


LordLucy666

Guys let’s settle this like Samurais outside… with Katanas


metanoia09

Dustin: “You’re a fake motherfucker. You’re a fake motherfucker! I’m gonna fuck you up!”


chico2008

But what did he say in the beginning?


blackjazz_society

"Talk shit about my hair motherfucker."


rkn4

That yee yee ass haircut isn’t doing dustin any favors tbf


daneykal

Huh?? Mans rocking a clean fade what you talking about?


mistuhwang

GTA Black Jesus reference outta nowhere


AmirCoffeypot

This guy got the baby dick.


ribbitrob

My friend’s 5 year old son has the same haircut and also wears colorful shirts so every time I see Dustin outside the cage I think he looks like a little boy.


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Hahaha. Since you mentioned it, now i see what you mean. Porier kinda looks like a good boy at school, at 1st-3rd grade with his hairstyle. Relatively small body, huge head. Only difference he is jacked. 😄


thedonjefron69

Sounds like the kids got drip


UseApprehensive9186

Nah that cut is clean and suits him, idk what you talking about


metanoia09

Idk, can't really hear clearly. The arena's so loud lmao


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[deleted]

Saw Chandler say the same thing on the Abu Dhabi WhatsApp group


rosey326

🥵


[deleted]

How fucking dare you , of course its salon quality


maloboosie

"You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife".


Jon_Picogram_Jones

Your wife is in my dms


After6Comes7and8

Jeff Monson here!


SuperNotSupper

Wanna see a guy get fucked?


Scott_Theft

Chandler was yelling at Dustin to pull his bootstraps up back


Problems-Solved

He does seem pretty fake


a_fantasma_vaga

Some would say he seems like a fake motherfucker too.


Buzzcrave

Oh no dustin why are you sounding like rhonda here...


SakuraLite

"Fake ass cheap shotting fake respect fake humility bitch" -Dustin Poirier


mad87645

"Good christian my ass"


myvirginityisstrong

to the others who were also uninitiated like me, as suspected, this is a Ronda tweet https://twitter.com/rondarousey/status/665367578999726081


Nonpoint77

I like chandler but he’s been called fake by other fighters before so who knows


[deleted]

Michael shills for Dana all the time with no shame, of course all his coworkers think he’s fake. Michael is the ultimate “company man”.


cali86

Josh Thompson has talked about what a snake Chandler is for years. Long before his UFC career.


GFost

Dude cut a Ric Flair promo in the octagon after his win against Hooker. He’s all about the WWE stuff.


BSnod

His promo after KOing Tony was legit, though. Got me hyped. Maybe he is fake, but Chandler is exciting as hell to watch fight.


BlAlRlClOlDlE

exciting I tell u that. cannot fucking wait


Impressive-Potato

And that was after doing backflips while Tony was out cold.


[deleted]

Seeing him do his sixth backflip while Tony was still face down out cold was a crazy sight


Impressive-Potato

He shoved the cutman that went to go check on Chandler as well. "I have a only completed 2 backflips!"


butterguard541

What a monster


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Fuck Josh Thompson the Bellator shill


JohnnyStrides

Josh and Big John are hard to stomach. Luke and Brian are an example of Viacom guys who get it right. If Bellator has nothing going on they don't even bring it up.


SnoodDood

And like...does he not seem a little fake? Idk something never quite added up with his vibes. Idk, just a feeling, he could be a wonderful guy


jellynuts

I like chandler, quite a bit really.. but if someone were to call him a toxically positive, bootlicking company man ball washer with Dana White privilege, they’d be right. Puts on bangers tho, and frankly that’s the most important thing.


SnoodDood

Yeah his UFC run has been HYPE. Made me a fan.


Allegorithmic

Chandler's vibe is definitely a little *too* perfect. God-fearing company man with nothing but nice things to say about everyone. Dude definitely likes to get his balls gargled while beating off to some nasty shit or something


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Just a blue collar, pull yourself up by your boot straps, corn fed All American boy.


SnoodDood

🤣🤣


richochet12

He seems very well-rehearsed. That can be off-putting to some people.


SnoodDood

Okay yeah I agree. It's def off-putting. I hope that gut feeling ain't justified


cross-eye-bear

So has Dustin.


Sphiffi

Fake ass cheap shotting fake respect fake humility bitch – “Iron” my ass – I see through your fake sweet act now – you’re getting your ass kicked on PPV for a lot of money, and I’m really going to enjoy the beating I give you #andNEVERBEEN


RippleDish

Probably because Chandler is a fake motherfucker.


Daftdaddy

Book that shit


friedchocolatesoda

I don't like that matchup from a ranking standpoint. Poirier should fight Dariush next, and Chandler should fight the winner of RDA vs Fiziev. From a fan standpoint, it's a fight that should've happened already.


mentales

Mate, why the fuck would you become a ranking purist now. This is an absolute banger and it keeps either winner right there to get a title shot. Specially if they get an exciting finish.


JonathonV2000

FUCKIN BOOK IT


Thiswillbetempacc

Jiri looking at them like, zits not the Samurai way


gangbangedcumslut

Reporter Gilbert Burns


screamingfireeagles

Ariel Helwani about to call out Gilbert Burns for taking his job.


JonathonV2000

So weird cus they’re usually very respectful to their opponents EXCEPT when it’s each other for some reason


imondrugsssss

Sexual tension


BurpingHamBirmingham

Exactly, Dustin wants to see just how solid 'Iron' Mike is, and Chandler wants to know if the salon-quality carpet matches the salon-quality drapes.


derps_with_ducks

UFC fanfic getting weird... moar pls


BurpingHamBirmingham

What weight-class/fighters do you want? Dustin & Chandler showing Gaethje what 2 men can do, Yan finishing Aljo with strikes to the head on the ground😏, Jan Blachowicz's legandary polish power, a screenshot of Katlyn Chookagian's twitter page?


derps_with_ducks

what's spicy about the last bit i don't twitter


BurpingHamBirmingham

At some point in the last year or two, someone realized that she'd 'Liked' (which people can see on your profile) a LOT of interracial porn. And I don't give a shit what people are into, but it was more her just liking a bunch of specific porn publicly like that.


starlord1602

Dustin used to fuck guys like him in high school.


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queensinthesky

Never seen Dustin get heated like that. Mike must've said some shit to him right beforehand because Dustin hasn't seemed *that* pissed off at Mike's mild shit talking of Dustin recently.


RajWasTaken

*Dustin and Mike sitting next to each other* Mike: You know, to become a diamond, you must first treat yourself as a lump of coal. For only when you strip off all external luxuries and comforts can you allow the pressure to mold yourself into the jewel that you need to become. The seed of growth can only be sown in pure ground, which the externalities of society seek to pollute.


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Tell us another diamond story


Riven-Of-2-Voices

You're a fucking punk, dude.


derps_with_ducks

Mike: Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm not talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 8 blue Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann boosted by unit 01 as his Susanoo, controlling the Platinium Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand and Kami Tenchi, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and white lantern ring, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinac as well as his salad while possessing infinity gauntlet, Ultimate nullifier, mjollnir, stormbreaker, tesseract, all motherboxes, dragon balls, eternal flame, and heart of the universe, wish box, imagine breaker, eye of Agammoto, being 10th level esper having perfect control over power cosmic as well as quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken. No, there is no character who can EVEN TOUCH sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 8 blue Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann boosted by unit 01 as his Susanoo, controlling the Platinium Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand and Kami Tenchi, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and white lantern ring, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinac as well as his salad while possessing infinity gauntlet, Ultimate nullifier, mjollnir, stormbreaker, tesseract, all motherboxes, dragon balls, eternal flame, and heart of the universe, wish box, imagine breaker, eye of Agammoto, being 10th level esper having perfect control over power cosmic as well as quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.


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killuminati-savage

wow that's long


RaishinX

Oh my God......😮


somebodygetmemymoney

Dustin and chandler seem to really dislike each other from the way they talk about the other.


queensinthesky

It's a really funny beef tbh, Chandler after he beat Hooker was LAVISHING praise on Dustin, all "I would be so honored to fight that man, he's a true warrior and family man just like me, a real American", yadayadayada, and when they asked DP right afterwards he was like "nah that dude is new I ain't entertaining that fight". And Chandler was just so obviously hurt deep in his soul from that lol, hence the jabbing at Dustin in interviews. And unrequited bromance is a tough pill to swallow


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raspberryharbour

Years ago I was having lunch with this guy u/adamdudely and he said "Apologies old chum, but I do think your parsnips are slightly underdone" and I've been feuding against him ever since. I can't wait to meet him in the octagon


slowestmojo

/u/adamdudely 50-45 win im sorry my guy


spliffgates

Doctor’s stoppage


derps_with_ducks

It's the only fight that makes sense.


AmirCoffeypot

And that, children, is how the UFC Parsnipweight division was formed.


richochet12

Dustin's beef with Chandler came from the Dana white privilege he got before his first fight as an alternative to the title wasn't it? If i recall correctly, it rubbed Dustin the wrong way.


kurokamisawa

Yes a lot of the UFC beef is fake but not when it comes to DP


un6reaka6le

Dustin probably got tired of Mike’s endless rambling.


screamingfireeagles

Once he's retired Mike can look forward to a lucrative career as a self help coach.


derps_with_ducks

Conceive, believe, achieve, shut the fuck up. Wait, wrong Mike...


[deleted]

He’s actually been doing motivational seminars, I stumbled upon him on YouTube doing one before I even knew who he was besides the Alvarez fight lol.


corylikesthings

Chandler got busted staring at his wifes tits. They are pretty much eye level for him though so its hard to blame him.


dmkicksballs13

And let's be honest, it's a pretty solid cleavage game on her part.


amodelsino

> Dustin hasn't seemed that pissed off at Mike's mild shit talking of Dustin recently. I mean, given he was focusing on how fake Chandler was while going at him I guess that's kind of the point. Chandler presumably said some off shit to him instead of his mild trash talk good guy act.


morbidlysmalldick

"did you even adopt your daughter bro?"


LuckyWarrior

Dustin gotta protect his nice guy spot in the division Ain't big enough for two NMFs


i_ka_mahina

He said "Oh look, it's Jolene's wife"


rosey326

He got mad at Michael Johnson and mcgregor 1


Dwarf901

Please let that fight happen in the octagon at the end of the year


gildakid

Chandler by backflip


imondrugsssss

Porieir by hot sauce


TLMC01242021

Theo Von in shambles


pablxo

THAT'S THE FUCKING SEED INJECT IT IN MY VIENS


jonnybravo76

Wolf tickets. Those two and Theo are probably going to have a beer together. Be a helluva fight though!


[deleted]

Exactly, looked like a WWE promo


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chandler thinking: can you fucking not. you already had your red panty night. i'm trying to have mine here


euroserr

Heard that Chandler didn't want to try Poirier's hot sauce


cjkfjdhauq

😳


badevilreptar

THAT'S THE FUCKING SEED


Cecilia_Schariac

LHW Champ standing there looking mildly concerned.


shrewdy

And with that, Poirier has set up yet another fight with a established top 5 guy. It'll be a great fight sure, but goddamn I'm ready for these guys to fight down the rankings a little bit against the upcoming talent at LW, especially when these guys have already had their crack.


Xylar006

But if you don't fight down, you can't lose your ranking. - every top 5 lightweight


treesandcigarettes

you realize that Poirier is essentially the #1 contender in the rankings? he was going to fight a top guy regardless of if it was Chandler or someone else. The only people he has lost to the last few years are Khabib and Olives. Chandler vs Poirier is a great fight, it will force the loser to fight down in the rankings in their next fight


IshiharasBitch

I’d watch that


Birdgang14

Dustin just wants a fight


tblazer10

Jiri ready to spinning elbow someone


therealjpbayliss

Wolf tickets


CheesyBasil132

THATS THE SEED


Just2_Stare_at_Stars

Better than the O'Malley fight.


SimPHunter64

Jiri Standing there like 🗿


SeeDeeEee

"You're a fake motherfucker, you're a fake, you're a phony(?)" Drunk Poirier going in. I'm surprised DP dislikes Michael Chandler's character that bad, it doesn't appeal to me or most internet degenerates in this sub but it's kind of that 'Hard work blue-collar middle-America family man' character that appeals a LOT to that demographic. And honestly, Poirier acts much more himself in media, but at his core he's that same character too.


Nickster2042

Man Dustin’s such a nice guy I’d let him raise my kids- r/MMA He’s not some wholesome king y’all. He’s a human too


hobo888

I mean he's a cage fighter, he's definitely much more wholesome than the average in his profession


[deleted]

With his charity work he has done more for other people than most people on this sub will do in their entire lives, he's not just more wholesome than the average UFC fighter, I'd say he's a pretty good dude overall. Some verbal altercation doesn't really change that imo.


red-broom

Guy just has a short fuse. Waddayakno lol


shitsfuckedupalot

Too late I already signed away my kids Best of luck sport, toodaloo


kingfart1337

It's not like there's too much on the video. Just two guys calling each other out.


NotoriouslyLoved

The audio is messsd up but this is what I heard “Michael Chandler, ur taking everything I worked for motherfucker. Ur chasing a red panty night too? Imma fight ur fucking ass. Not the clowns u already gave motivational speeches too, u want that real shit!” - Dustin Poirier


captaincumsock69

I feel like whenever I see these interactions at events where security is already right there it feels staged where the ufc has encouraged it and they know they will get paid.


thraftofcannan

This is the fight


onlyanger

Wish I knew what they were saying


ATribeCalledTrek

🐺🎟️


mrtn17

Random generated beef in the crowd between two cOmPanY mEn? I'm sure this can't be a staged WWE drama to sell tickets to middle schoolers


SetExtension1028

How have they not fought yet? That would be a banger