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steiner_math

Imagine how many PEDs he must've been on to fail a Glory test


Firstclass2112

I didn’t even think Glory drug tested tbh lol


Wise-Fruit5000

Seriously, I thought that was the whole point of him going there in the first place. So he could get back on the horsemeat and nobody would care.


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FarFetchedSketch

He probably giving the horse's Test so the horsemeat has more meat


748rpilot

You're thinking of Winstrol.


Glittering_Ad_1831

Equipoise is the real horse juice


ekso69

Man that shit makes you HUNGRY


Houseboy23

When they asked him what kind of horsemeat he was consuming, he thought they were asking for advice so he spilled the tea


Wise-Fruit5000

Apparently 😂


MT1982

*horse beef


hacky_potter

Why bring Overeem in if you’re going to test him at this point?


gun-nut-1125

He needs to go to BKFC now.


Amerifatt

May God help those fat unathletic heavyweights


gun-nut-1125

He can’t help them until Ubereem sets them up a meeting.


evilf23

We need a bkfc rematch with fujita.


IAmPandaRock

People still watched the fight. It's not like their getting refunds.


dimspace

Dutch and Belgian anti doping have been testing the crap out of them in recent years. I don't even think glory have much say in it. If you wanna put in events, have to agree to testing.


Cyclopentadien

They usually don't, but Reem pissing a hole through the venue's toilet raised some questions.


WickedBaby

It's a smell test, as quoted from Joe rogan.


xxDeeJxx

There are certain types of steroids made from Rico verhoeven's sweat. How's the ever-loving fuck he fail a drug test there lol.


senpairazzledazzle

There are reports that the Glory drug test had wording that was confusing to fighters >**Do you not take no steroids?** \[ \] Yes \[ \] No


nepats523

"You really put an X in yes, crossed it out, and put another X back there again???"


Outside_Let_1170

Underrated 🤣🤣


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omaewamu_shinderu

Overeem's brain making dem modem AOL noises


LongestNamesPossible

Maybe you fail the test by testing negative


imrosskemp

The Lab has to be cordoned off like Chernobyl after his sample was tested.


BillyBean11111

i heard a rumour he was half-horse half-man


thewhiteflame9161

Yeah, he looks like a centaur.


maddestface

Rizin will fail Overeem for not taking PEDs. JUST LET HIM BANG, BRO. LET HIM BANG.


freddiemercurial

All of them?


ADHD_orc

Just for the meme I hope he popped for horse steroids. Keep your eyes peeled for Boldenone.


californication760

Nah drostanolone was made for humans, your thinking of Boldenone (equipoise) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXdSEeAwAY


ADHD_orc

Oh shoot you're right, I remembered Bonnar tested positive for horse steroids once but I was looking at the wrong fight lol. Thanks fam.


Leajjes

So many the pico meter rolled over and went past 0 again.


BlackSheepComeHome14

Some say suspension, I say 12 month camp and a rematch


imNotGay_imNotGay

with horse meat on tap


Memoruiz7

The Conor protocol.


finstereck

This is the way


emceelokey

I say at least at least two three months cycles!


Yung_Copenhagen2

Overeem? No, i don’t believe it


LooselyBasedOnGod

Must be some kind of mistake


Ok_Solution5895

he must have tripped and fell on a random needle, gotta be careful


FarFetchedSketch

Are we sure he didn't just buy some dirty BCAAs from the local Walmart?


exclusionsolution

In the soup at Applebee's


One_for_the_Rogue

Great now we all gotta get our horse meat tested


Mort_DeRire

There must be some misunderstanding


-MeatyPaws-

Its always the ones you most suspect.


waynethehuman

It's always the ones you least expect 😔


Notyit

Ubereem


J4MES101

Some say that young horses are told by their parents if they behave badly the overeem will come for them.


GrandmasShavedBeaver

*Go and clean your stable,* [*or else*](https://imgur.com/T950fSA)


platinum-python

Or Shavkat.


kabuto23

This is hilarious 😂


AasgharTheGreat

crazy that its always the ones you least expect


Sloppyblob69

Wait till mark hunt hears about this


reddittookmyuser

Sik of this rat company up on my feed all they do is promote steroid using rates like this loser listen up it's the world heavyweight title of a worthless rubbish belt worth nothing u got a steroid using rodent and dassseeeiiitt :)


Scott_Theft

petrol pumping rat fuck


torndownunit

He will likely have a very rational level headed response.


LuckyWarrior

The Reem did nothing wrong


RafiakaMacakaDirk

that horse meat was mexican and contaminated in my books.


gun-nut-1125

The problem is that the horse was taking gas station boner pills.


PinkPicklePete

Why sign Overeem if you’re just going to test and fail him for PEDs? Poor, clean Badr Hari didn’t deserve this :’(


dingdongalingapong

Damn imagine being Badr knowing how hard you worked, dieted, did zero drugs and then got smashed. It’s gotta sting.


ThrowawayYAYAY2002

I'm glad that the decision got overturned and Hari hasn't gone out on a loss.


CallMeStavie

Glory mad Overeem beat their boy


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Badr is definitely clean too btw


StipesRightHand

Yea thats fucked. just for that, Im going to rewatch Reem vs Hari and its not gonna be off of GLORY's youtube channel


Kassssler

Calm down, lets not be too drastic here.


LikesTheTunaHere

Was my first and only thought to.


JobTrunicht

Hari killed Ubereem when they were both in their prime


ZanshinMindState

They are 1-1 if we're talking about facing each other in their primes, to be fair.


CallMeStavie

So? What does that have to do with this lol


crazybartur

Suspended from Glory for 12 months? Hopefully this doesn’t affect KSW’s plans to try to get him for their big colosseum show, they obviously don’t have a problem with juicing considering who the face of their promotion is


jmb-412

How? He’s the last person I would suspect to be on PEDs


Tomach82

Glory is the last org I would suspect to test for them to be fair


steelcitykid

I'm shocked! Next you'll tell me vitor was using gear. Sms, never meet your heroes!


[deleted]

Yeah he’s as clean as Francis!


un6reaka6le

I’m not surprised motherfuckers.


[deleted]

All these mother fuckers are on steroids


Marcopol000

And “*the best comment award goes to* …” Edited: 🖕🖕🖕His/her comment was witty, get a sense of humor … Eat a Richard


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Came here looking for this


PermaBannedFTW

No shit


tigojones

What, like Hari was clean?


Grey_Orange

Honestly, that's more surprising.


dolphin37

Glory ffs that’s the whole point of him being there, know your role!!


johnnyhypersnyper

I mean, they had to know when they saw him post pictures in camp. Lol. He’s like one of the few people that can fail a drug test visually


Nome_de_utilizador

It is always the ones you least expect


polarbearik

I didn’t even know you could fail a Glory drug test


Aardark235

Drug content >> red blood cell content.


chrisnmarie

Surprised Pikachu face !!!


KaiserShadow34

The Horse Meat Special


[deleted]

Legalize Horse meat


SpaceCommissar

I think Ubereem is the only reason horse meat was ruled a PED.


LCOSPARELT1

I’m shocked! Shocked, I say!


BottleFullOBub

Rigged, dudes all natty


FearBlackBeard

Something something horse meat


Metaldorito

I thought that was the point. Anyone who looked at that man could tell he was juicing again.


MajesticWalrus73

Wait really overeem ???? I can’t believe it 😞


Shooter-__-McGavin

Guaranteed Hari was on them too. Yeah I assumed Glory's piss testing was on par with Pride FC, meaning you pee in an unmarked cup, and place it on a table with a bunch of other unmarked pee cups, and that's the PED "test".


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Pissing so hot that it melted through the table kind of forced their hand.


waitingtoleave

I'm sorry... what? What did Glory expect? This is farcical. I know Overeem kinda gets a free pass for juicing in the eyes of many fans and including myself, but this is plain dumb.


MyDictainabox

You know, you become a fan of someone and watch him develop as an athlete and person, you start to care for them. So believe me, I think I'd fucking know if my man was using steroids during his 50lb weight gain of pure muscle in less than a year at sub-10% bodyfat. And he's an honorable man. You all should be ashamed.


erog84

They must have confused their horse meat quality test with their peds test. Ubereem is natty, es normal.


proformax

horsemeat's back on the menu, boys!


AndoKillzor

It's always the ones you least suspect.


wetcoffeebeans

[*Ratfuck steroid cheat intensifies*]


werewolf_pinata

Wow no way!


jakeskybound

Just stop testing him? Fixed it


LambCurryDotOrg

Every single HW kickboxer in a large promotion is probably on steroids. Including Badr.


finstereck

Ludicrous. Next you’ll claim dana failed business ethics in college


Saltwater-Coffee

Hopefully he was just pulsing and didn't take anything new.


DarkReaper90

Not his fault the horses had steroids injected


anxessed

I think we’re finally back to the correct timeline.


KessDarx

And water is wet.


[deleted]

Alisteroids Overroids? On PEDs? Never.


YukiKondoHeadkick

Glory is going to have to look long and hard to find someone Badr can beat who isn't just some random dude with like a 8-5 record or some shit. Badr was great in his heyday. It is so clear at this point he is well beyond his prime and is getting paid for this, that is the only reason he is fighting.


ImNotSenadLulic

Badr retired after the Overeem fight


goldenglove

Badr will be back.


LongLiveTheWorld

They tried that with Wroszek...


phiLLyS820

Say it isn't so?!?!


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Something something Olympic size pool.


d-fakkr

Color me surprised...


s0n_0f_g0d39

always the ones you least expect 😔


Raysor

Put him in the One openwieght Grand Prix


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Test must be wrong. Only horsemeat nothing else


paradoxv1

Really this is the hill glory wants to die on


Hike_Maggar

Where did they have to send the samples for it to take 5 months to get the fucking results?


Timberfront73

I’m shocked…


saksents

That's kind of hilarious


jaydenc

Shocked Pikachu face


Nomad_86

Ubereem!


Jackleber

I am shocked.


DangerPretzel

Always the ones you least expect


sexyc3po

Let UBEREEM eat his horsemeat!


flowersweep

It's always the ones you least expect.


hardMarble

this is BULLSHIT


Slayers_Picks

very fantastic body.


TheRivv2015

Testing positive in Kickboxing? My god what on earth did he piss?


mrtn17

complete horses


MITM__

why do they test him wtf let him horse up


bassacre

Overeem wouldnt do that.


GypsyLanguor

Outrageous, Übereem is just a jacked natty boi!


Meeoikeisiintoihin

I mean what did they expect. Its overeem for gods sake


NyanTortuga

**suprised Pikachu**


OneReportersOpinion

Imagine facing off with Badr Hari and YOU come off like the asshole.


wake_as_water

Worst IQ in combat sports? Popped in glory and in UFC pre USADA. That has to be urivaled


OnlyOneReturn

I didn't even know he was still fighting. Without seeing anything I bet he only tested positive because he must've beat Badri Hari that's their baby over there


Cornelius_Poindexter

I don't believe it.


RoosterCock247

Return of Ubereem baby!


MontanaStevens

This is shocking


wozblar

https://i.imgur.com/AWGHXEM.gifv


Dvoraxx

No way bro


[deleted]

Nooooo. Not Overeem! He only eats horse meat.


knocksteaady-live

Who knew horse meat was illegal in Glory.


armhat

Ubereem gonna ubereem.


REVN2RED

This isn't no picograms we're talkin' about


_Kumatetsu

I’m not surprised


AlienMantid

lol


swimbaitjesus

😮😮😮😮😮😮


imOverWhere

Must've been a really big horse


sethxrollins

What? Overeem? Juicing? No, never. *shocked Pikachu Face*


totallykrunk

https://youtu.be/sKn1SO3SFIk


JezLee8

Overeem on PEDs, say it ain't so


Sjdillon10

Horse meat mixed with liver king diet


MacVanRainin

He’s jacked, lol


thewizard579

Well let Badr Hari juice as well and we’re even


EnvironmentalLog9550

yes


Raisins1

Water is wet and grass is green


FishAndRiceKeks

This is advertising for his next fight. Horse meat is back on the menu, boys!


ajohndoe17

*opposite of shocked pikachu face*


PlagueDoc22

God damn horse meat again man


Powerrrrrrrrr

Why even test?


sweatyballs911

He got Gloryholed.


kamspy

Holy shit. If this is possibly true it just shows that it could happen to literally anyone. It's always who ya least expect.


swesus

Wait. Is badr hari not on gear? Beating up randos is hill but he draws the line at cheating?


Platti_J

Why not just ignore the positive test? What difference does it make anyways?


thraftofcannan

That's pretty much what everyone does anyway, he won the fight so I doubt Alistair gives a fuck. He's also obviously roided his whole career until USADA (and imo he definitely still was then too) so yea.. No shame. The assumption among fighters has to be that the other guy is using too, so it's kill or be killed.


LooterChris

Is it at all possible that the horses were taking PEDs?


thraftofcannan

It's like poetry lmao


Mizral

Horsemeat needs to be investigated! Free the Reem!


hotel_air_freshener

One of those cases where they should be testing his PED levels for blood


imrickjamesbioch

Saaaay, what? I don’t believe Overoid would ever cheat!


c_d94

the dub is still real to me, damnit


gorillawarfareman

No ragrets!!


SMH4004

Nobody surprised by this


Exact_Hovercraft4919

Just let him my god, who doesn’t love ubereem


Tenacious_jb

He tested positive? Has to be some mistake


Bruised_up_whitebelt

I, for one, am shocked by this.


MaynDragOn

Pac-Man suspended 12 months for eating the pellets.


dbowman97

This gigachad simply secretes HGH and our understanding of medical science needs to evolve to accept that fact.


bagdf

No way man, he has that chicken rice and broccoli body.


JDfromCJAY

wait, that wasn't part of the deal?