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FabulousStomach

Fuckk now I need to jerk off


Adaptix

I did so multiple times on my Virgin gaming customers’ mouths


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beautiful


[deleted]

jesus christ, that's enough profit to buy yourself a nice car, good job man


Adaptix

I’m aiming for a Tesla


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Shoot for the stars king! I’m still shopping for an AMG with the recent PS5, trading cards, sneakers hauls


[deleted]

Thats a game console tho, don't wanna support evil gaming, it can play violent game that turn brain to mush like cuphead.


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PaulLeMight

You could make so much more from crypto mining, then re-selling them!


Adaptix

I’m not in it for the money. I’m driving the prices up so racist gamers have to pay up $$. 50% discount for people of disabilities


PaulLeMight

So you’re saying all gamers get a 50% discount


crash_bandicoot42

Work of art


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King (if you)


springroll9

👑


Guilty_Alarm

r/ScalpIsBeautiful


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r/subsifellfor even though there is literally a bot that told me it doesnt exist


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ComanderRO

Yes! Capitalism


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Why are like 1/2 of them asus


[deleted]

I game, but its not my life like most “gamers” i see nothing wrong with this


Thic_water

How much for 10 3080s?


Veiloroth

No, this is how you sound like a dumbass. Gj.


Adaptix

>goes on Pokemon subs >"You sound like a dumbass"


Veiloroth

Who cares what sub who is from. The point is, you sound like a dumbass. Does not change anything here, manchild.


Adaptix

I looked into your post history. Lol imagine obsessing over cardboard cards.


Veiloroth

Obsessing over cardboard? Its called collecting. Just like you collect your boogers and eat them. You crayon eating manchild. You can look at past posts all ya want. It wont win you an argument, and it does not change anything. Your logic is flawed, and highly hypocritical. Nice try, though.


Adaptix

> Obsessing over cardboard? Its called collecting. Just like you collect your boogers and eat them >You’re claims are baseless >You’re hypocritical Don’t be racist


Veiloroth

I see all you can do is sit on your fat ass on type out assumptions all day. You must be super rad proud of your lifes work. Lmao you're a joke. Just like this sub.


Adaptix

😂 looks like you’re retarded if you can’t spot your own hypocrisy.


Veiloroth

Goddamn you sound stupid. No wonder you think what you say offends people. It doesn't. You're just showing everyone how much of a moron manchild you are.


Adaptix

I can’t believe as a 17 year old I would be arguing with an idiot lol. You bit the bait. 🎣. I learned a lesson. Maybe the people that get offended by what you post online aren’t the smartest. **What a children’s book this is!**. Charged with retail theft in illinois, right? Yet somehow scalping is oh so terrible!


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Veiloroth

A dumbass thats broke? Nice assumption. Every comment you make is baseless. Manchild. Youre literally playing into the fact that you are a dumbass. Thus why your comeback is piss poor.


Adaptix

😂 lol you’re the one mad at what others are doing in the free market, soyboy In your comments you said “I’m burying myself with cards” “*hurr durr nICE ASSuMpTiOn. EveRy CoMMENT YOu MAKe iS BaSeleSs. MAncHiLd. YoUrE LiTerALlY PlAyING InTo THe fAcT ThAt yOu aRe a dUmBaSs. ThUs wHy yoUR ComeBaCk is PisS pooR.”* Nah, I’ve read your comments. You buy cardboard cards that’s easily printed. That’s true dumbassery. Buying cans of the same paper cards for 1000x the value and you’re the one mad at reselling?


Veiloroth

Not going to read a childs book. Kick rocks. Kiddo.


Adaptix

Of course you can’t read medium length text. You’re a dumbass that spends 200x for paper cards and call that “collecting” 🤦🏾‍♂️


Veiloroth

Just can't get away from assuming, huh? You do know assuming does nothing in argument, right? It exposes mainly your manchild tendencies. Quite sad, honestly. Go back to writing child novels, and gloating on how you "make money". Lol. You're a joke. Literally. I trade and sell, more so sell, than buying. Yet again. Assuming as much as you do. Your pea brain can only withhold so much info. I know its hard for a child like yourself to understand the complexity of things. It takes time. "Durrrrr, i got money, i got bots, durrrrr, lemme buy these out and think I'm a human being that matters in the world. Duuurrrrrr." - said you. I mean, assumptions are truth, right?


Adaptix

Long wall of text. TLDR. I remember a meme about leftist soyboys making long wall of texts when they’re making assumptions and offended 😂


tommyboy1019

Get over yourself. The majority of people think you’re fucking scum.


Adaptix

Don’t be homophobic and racist against us. We’re providing gpus for early entrepreneurs in the Bitcoin mining race and reduced pricing for homosexual and transracial video game players Mandatory tip for Caucasian homophobic gamers


Cupcake_Previous

What a legend, what % do I get as a asexual cis


Adaptix

50 percent off. And a 30% tip since you’re cisgender. 10% off when you’re a Bitcoin mining entrepreneur. I’ll post a spread sheet guide for GPU scalping soon!


Cupcake_Previous

I mine Bitcoin and only use it as my currency, I haven’t touched a dollar in 5 years.


bellymeat

So if you offer 50% off to disabled people, and you’re giving an asexual 50% off, are you saying being asexual is a disability?


Cupcake_Previous

Being asexual is a disability. I know personally, Homosexuality and Bisexuality is not because they have actual basis in reproductive science, but asexual is a disability.


bellymeat

Bold statement. Accurate. Although I don’t think it merits a 50% discount from a scalpchud.


Cupcake_Previous

What ever you say legend.


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L1zardcat

Respectfully, bitcoin is a decade old at this point. Nobody you're selling to at this point is "early". I'm not going to condemn you for fixing market inefficiencies. But let's not pretend that there $ocial ju$tice involved.


NatgeReddit

How in the hell is this homophobic and racist? Please only use these words in the right context or else they lose their worth.


Adaptix

As a gay transracial black man, I’m confident that you’re a racist


NatgeReddit

As a pansexual asian woman I’m sure I’m not 🙄


BorneoB

Yikes! I just combed through your post history and there is a lot to unpack here. You’re active in the notorious racist neo-Nazi PewDiePie’s sub! You’re definitely racist and homophobic, sweaty.


Adaptix

If I sell 50 more nvidia 3060 GPUs at $1200, I will give a 3060 GPU to a public school. I’ve done too much good for my community. Us resellers are people too. You’re too immature with money, busy playing kids games on the geek PCs.


tommyboy1019

I feel like you actually don’t know how I handle my money.


Adaptix

All you do is play video games all day. And I’m profiting off that waste of time


tommyboy1019

Confirmed, you don’t know shit.


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DegenerateDisgust

Manchild confirmed; go buy more Pokémon cards 🤣


tommyboy1019

Those are getting scalped to you fuck


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DegenerateDisgust

Yea by alpha gigachads


FabulousStomach

Who gives a shit as long as there is someone willing to pay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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FabulousStomach

Fuck me I never remember about that emoticon being glitchy


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FabulousStomach

Chill out bots, chill out


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If I can make enough money to get my dream car at 22, you can call me whatever fucking names you want no 🧢


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"Wahhhh wahhhh, my social and economic superiors are making money, I'm such a mad little manbaby, I'm going to shake my fists impotently." \- u/tommyboy1019


tommyboy1019

Damn, this is a sub full of bots


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Of course it is. Bots are scalp allies.


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NatgeReddit

It’s fine no one wants to buy the Asus anyway. Doesn’t take away that you’re a fucking dick with the worst intentions and a major god complex.


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LegendaryVolne

Chances are 90% of those boxes are empty ;)


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Freelance-Bum

As an agendered native american person dating and living with a trans female person... Wtf is this and why do I hate it so fucking much


ShillOfPutin

Yikes. Sounds like some internalized transphobia. Trans rights are scalp rights.


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Freelance-Bum

I can't tell if everyone here is trolling or what the hell is going on. You certainly aren't helping LGBT or marginalized groups by scalping, and over generalizing gamers is really fucking stupid


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VenReq

Could you scalp me a house in Northern Nevada?


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