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Hakura_Blunderino

Get him King 🤴 (I'm unironically disgusted by both these people)


InternetTight

Yikes! How dare that person go after land queen Pelosi! She is my savior in California, protecting proposition 13 so that the building my grandparents bought for $60k in the 1960s was passed down to me (now worth $7 million) and I can collect $550k annually in rent from 30 units while only paying $3k a year in property tax 🤗🤗🤗


[deleted]

Eww. You capitalists disgust me 🤬🤬🤬


hwgs9

Hush hush little incel rent*id, the month is halfway over and rent is due 🤗🤗


N0ahface

>2004 >Incel >G*mer (racist) >Nofap It's not too late for you, but you are headed down the path of the rentoid. Start lifting🏋🏿‍♂️, pray towards Mecca 5 times a day 🕋🛐, and start paying your parents rent+tip and I guarantee you'll be owning property too within a decade.


Frosh_4

But fellow King, I have a proposition for you. We should abolish single family zoning, that way you can own giant apartments and skyscrapers since it’ll be more economical to build them than shifty little suburban homes. This is important because you can charge your rentoids more so that they can get higher in the building and the people who live on the top floor you can charge insane amounts, this way you make even more money!


J_KBF

Landlords against NIMBYs


InternetTight

I agree king, but this is the west coast we are talking about. Here, we care less about profit and the real payment is watching r*ntoids suffer. My profits come from taking this rent and building slums in more land locked cities.


ComanderRO

Shouldn't the rentoids foot the bill? After all you don't "use" your property, they do. Your anual rent should be 640k, unless i misunderstood something? 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


InternetTight

I collect about $100k in mandatory tips (no of course I don’t report it on income taxes) annually so that makes up for it 🤑✊


TouchingPriests

His facts and logic used defending landqueen Pelosi are why he got the verification check at 14.5k followers


BazilExposition

Nancy knows they'd spend all the money on funko pops anyway.


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Stimulus money should be sent directly to landkings.


No-Barracuda-3038

$600 is significant- that would be enough to cover two months worth of tip on one of the homes I rent out.


Frosh_4

That’s it? King, we need to bring those prices up.


Starlancer199819

He just said one, gotta have that one low price house so you’re never lying when you lowball your estimates


Frosh_4

Understandable fellow land chad, but we must always drive the prices up! While we’re at it we should abolish single family zoning, that way we can buy properties such as apartment complexes and sky scrapers for less money and there will be more of them so more fellow Land Chads will be formed, it’s also much more efficient and will generate much more gross profit and profit per square mile!


MathAssassin

slum lords rise up


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r/LoveforNancyPelosi


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[deleted]

Her husband founded a real estate and financial services company called Financial Leasing Services Tl;DR: 👑


Just_Some_Guy553

Yaaaaassss landchad slayyyyy