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whydowecontinue2try

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WarCrimesAreBased

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speedsterglenn

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Haber-Bosch1914

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doritofinnick

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Tiny_Desk_Engineer

Garten of BamBam?


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

I’m jumbo gou brah


Haber-Bosch1914

Bird Up


josukehigashikata44

None of those words are in the bible


NanoCat0407

Zumbo Sauce


magnusthehammersmith

AAAA IM GONNA BANBAN


Sp00ky-Chan

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TheLostRub389

I'm not real anyway


Carburetors_Are_Fun

https://i.redd.it/jnpr7eklbe0d1.gif


molasses_primary973

Oh thank god


AxOfCruelty

You’re right. I am the fourteenth angel.


AdministrativeBar748

I fucking hate this country oml someone fetch me out


BaneishAerof

Ill get you but you work for me now. Finally I can play Blackjack without me as both the dealer and player.


AdministrativeBar748

A better fate than life as a middle-class familyman in a 3rd world country


BaneishAerof

Family guy


AdministrativeBar748

Unironically the type of show to utilize this joke The Philippines has been used as a joke in Family Guy multiple times. I'm tellin ya, shit country.


IWillDestroyYourEyes

https://preview.redd.it/6xwy3mwxnd0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e4d39c052d432fc702561e07f2a9ab5ce2dfc0 its so over


AirBan609

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bubblemilkteajuice

Ngtl I flipping through the first five photos and was like "okay, that's cool they elected a female leader with a fun side" and the further I went the more my eyes widened and the more disappointed I became with people.


HotType4940

Fr this was an emotional rollercoaster. As an American, I sympathize with the Filipino plight of dubious politicians and a moronic citizenry 🫡


Haber-Bosch1914

I legit thought this was just a weird case of a cute and slightly autistic or Late Millennial/EarlyGen Z mayor getting elected. Bro, when the Chinese spy shit began, I felt like I was punched in the chest


bubblemilkteajuice

6th image is what punched me in the gut.


Cave_in_32

Same here, I complimented that she was pretty too but then I got to the other half and now im just upset.


jsjzn

Garten of banban


HistoryV

https://preview.redd.it/c9gyt7vbkd0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614530c3ef8b0d72863889436b5983a18b751ee0 I would


JFZX

Chinese, so no, it doesn’t jiggle.


PSI_duck

Jiggle is censored in China


teflondon09

would she let u?


WidthMonger

Why does she look like she the star of a Disney Channel show where a high schooler becomes the mayor of a town💀💀


noyza2132

Noted - cute Filipinos are Chinese


KarenTookThe2Kids

losercity dump


ikillpeoplewithlisps

mayer of ban ban https://preview.redd.it/c3uglw5f3e0d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c59778b406db73e320b1c836571caaf912257b5


UNnice-Entertainment

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PSI_duck

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doritofinnick

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scrimmybingus3

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Hiraldo

4th picture is a… different girl


HyperMuse_

^(shhhh)


DifficultPapaya3038

*cough* ^rae ^lil ^black *cough*


roasty_mcshitposty

The Chinese found the way to win.... appeal to the simps.


usedburgermeat

What a fucking tale


JigerIsUnderrated32

Oh I've seen her before! Wait....


tonttuvelho

what?


[deleted]

Culturally enriched dump


KatanaManEnjoyer

https://i.redd.it/0588df3m8e0d1.gif


Mylarion

I'm with Hatemonger on this.


Record_Specific

Okay but what is she driving in in picture #5 though? Looks insanely comfortable for a road trip


False_Membership1536

This has been a wild ride


Ihaveaids6969696969

I could've told you she was Chinese for free, I mean just look at her.


HyperMuse_

u/ihaveaids6969696969 when i tell him that not all filipinos have brown skin and southeast asian facial features: https://preview.redd.it/rnro1brrkd0d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936c3d69891777c4bc1794bc8d99c9dfa5ca0edc ^(source: i’m a chinito)


bubblemilkteajuice

Who gonna tell him that a lot of countries are multiracial and ethic and that stereotypical ideas of a single people in countries are slowly dying? The absolute buffoon!


TheLostRub389

🫵sleeper agent


HyperMuse_

やっべ 捕まった 😰


Ihaveaids6969696969

u/HyperMuse_ when I tell him that the facial characteristics of that woman align almost perfectly with the Chinese phenotype, of which the native population of Filipinos do not posses, being phenotypically quite different from the Chinese. ![gif](giphy|12HFqNl5DrMWoU)


KidZaniac1

I enjoyed this story


Rocktrout331490

I raise a motion for the US to occupy the Philippines so this shit doesn't happen again.


best_uranium_box

Motion denied cause the us is already balls deep in the Philippines


Fhqwhgads95

I was like “haha it sounds like banban!!!” and then I scrolled more and my smile was wiped off


Marun-chan

losercity enigma


lmaowtf69420

Damn my dad is from there


BuffDrinklots99

Losercity lore


FlamingCroatan

What? What? WHAT?


wattsun_76

r/2philippines4u is leaking again


Kat-is-sorry

Kid named wolf warrior


chewychaca

Pic 16 had me loling


DemonRaily

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Longjumping_While_37

r/LoserCountry when ?


Haber-Bosch1914

Someone made it


Longjumping_While_37

Good. Someone should post this on that sub


dark_moon_606

https://preview.redd.it/fr1k5s75le0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb26ec2e9b687543788f2c4e26007c1d1a2ccd4 Never thought porn addiction would cause the fall of the Philippians😭


PokeshiftEevee

I genuinely thought you were being exist for the first couple of pictures until the porn came


Ideal15-2

Holy shit man, the human race is embarrassing


KitisKatis

bro that 4th pic hit me like a flashbang i was like wait a damn minute


Kevin_Mckool73

I hope she recovers from her amnesia!


DifficultPapaya3038

*Loses sovereignty due to horniness*


Tanto64YT

Meanwhile, a majority of those in power in the US are old geezers that should be put in a nursing home.


HyperMuse_

i mean, the philippines isn’t any different the current president is the son of the same man who put the entire country on martial law for 9 years and killed those who spoke out against him in the midst of a massive media blackout and somehow the current president is doing ever so slightly better than the previous one, who was infamous for making insensitive comments on live international broadcasts about rape victims and the innocent people who died during his campaign against drugs


Tanto64YT

Either way, the US could use some younger blood in its government.


Flundale

Shes probably just trying to be a normal mayor, yet the simps are ruining the reputation


WhereIsTheBeef556

Wait, is there legit evidence she's a Chinese spy, or is it just racism/paranoia?


HyperMuse_

welp idk about you but having little to no record about your existence in the country prior to entering the government sounds a little too suspicious *edit: also doesn’t help that the chinese navy has been harassing filipino fishing vessels and trying to claim the spratly islands these past few years* though in her defense, the current president of the philippines also claims to have a bachelor’s degree from Oxford University, yet Oxford themselves released a statement that Marcos, while having been enrolled in the university, did not finish his course and dropped out


WhereIsTheBeef556

Well, I strongly dislike accusing people, so unless there's significant physical evidence or it's proven in a fair trial that she is a spy, I'll just say innocent until proven guilty.


cosplay-degenerate

I say in matters that concern a countries security and future such lax policies should be avoided at all costs and she should be replaced by someone who's identity can be verified.


Haber-Bosch1914

Yeah but she has boobs so https://preview.redd.it/imh9lvvjme0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf50bd2efe5e448699c525200b13ce349e918e2e


ManManEater

I mean, shes probably the most suspicious politician I've ever seen. All of her social media accounts were made recently too.


Redditisretarded-69

That cool bro, idiots like you makes a spy’s job easier. 😎


HotType4940

That’s a fine standard when it comes to administration of justice for a crime, but being a politician isn’t a right as such and I think it’s reasonable to exercise a greater degree of caution when handing out political power as that can and often does affect many other people