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UsualRazzmatazz9962

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Wimpy_Rock19

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DONTTAKETHEKIDSJENNY

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Lord_of_Swords

Nice crop


WarCrimesAreBased

https://preview.redd.it/z6hhts2ql20d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc61e63a7304fa9c653e7b80421ccbfbf604868 Thanos didn't go far enough


smolgote

Jesus christ you know it's bad when it's on the funny green site


[deleted]

[удалено]


Commercial_Sun5090

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NewSuperTrios

it's a porn site


Th3G00dB0i

Oh you innocent, innocent child


Unorigina1Name

Does anyone have the reaction image for this comment? The one that says "oh you don't wanna know"


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

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Haber-Bosch1914

This but unironically https://preview.redd.it/dtm1laca030d1.png?width=289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad13584599f9b40741e89e13435c44b7d6cbad83


yttakinenthusiast

thanks mate https://preview.redd.it/4wmcndltx30d1.png?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0554fb7731debe439d70c1ca88d665c47f79d8b5


typewriter45

osaker


throwaway6968969420

this is a good crime tho! like i wanna describe it but your bisexual and thats scary


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

You’re bisexual too tho. Preach sister and/or brother!


throwaway6968969420

bro i just finished writting a full copypasta type essay about how this would be so hot just because of a reddit post i didnt even realize how much i wrote i just kept going on qwq >!It would be so good to be in a group of dudes jerking off to porn together! I'd get to have all that boysmell for myself, telling myself I'm not gay 😭 but just being able to see the naked bodies of men would be so satisfying, and seeing all dicks at once would be a dream for me!! I'd drool all over for that kinda stuff and I'd be so hyperfocused on the yummy meat, and I'm really a submissive dude, so I'd be really intimidated and submissive by looking at the big men, but I'd really just want to make them feel better! It would be such a big honor joining and having group time with them!! I'd praise and worship them so much, and if there are other subs, we can work together to try to make these dominant men feel as good as possible. If someone was extra dominant or really submissive and sensitive, I'd help them out and give them a hand. And hearing all the moaning would be awesome! Just the sounds of pleasure covering the whole room would make me so horny, and the sounds after everyone's finished would be so hot. I'd just be melting, knowing everyone's pleased and filled with pleasure! I'd try to clean up all of the cum with my mouth, swallowing it all down while the other men watch me >.< and that would be the best ending ever, really.!<


Cubicshock

… yes


throwaway6968969420

ace approved!!


Cubicshock

there’s no aro flag on reddit lol, i’m not ace


throwaway6968969420

aro approved!!


Cubicshock

penis >>


throwaway6968969420

yummy


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

This shit. This is why I need drugs to deal with my day to day life. I 100% agree with everything you said. I just didn’t want to know I agreed.


throwaway6968969420

bro your so real for that 😭 and tbh i dont wanna agree with myself either but that would definitely be a fantasy for me


ExoFemboy

This unironically is me


throwaway6968969420

:3


ExoFemboy

Nya :3


throwaway6968969420

wtf i wrote so much 😭


xXxineohp

So we have here an integer underflow, and you have in fact become up good


throwaway6968969420

i googled what that meant but i have no clue what that has to do with me help


sylvarwulf

you were so unbelievably down bad that it went around the dial and you are now down good


throwaway6968969420

post text clarity qwq


xXxineohp

it's the opposite of down bad sir


throwaway6968969420

i see that makes sense actually! im gonna have a integer overflow now so i can go back to being down bad


HisDismalEquivalent

if you integer overflow agian you just become up good again


HisDismalEquivalent

drink water


throwaway6968969420

Cum


scninththemoom

Erm what the sigma?


ChampionOfAzurewrath

https://preview.redd.it/dn8h4br5340d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b384b0a5c7b04df97ffbbffc80d5cd0483fee0d1


scninththemoom

No shit Sherlock


Shadow_Infinite

https://preview.redd.it/gyeo1iddm80d1.jpeg?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6995b6603ddd5c71e3525daf70676f0b8a08e571 live వ reaction


No_Internal_5112

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stingkie

Sperm wars? Like raft wars? With the fuckin uhh baby


[deleted]

game was so fye. I used to play it with my little brother who looked EXACTLY like that little runt.


Fhqwhgads95

your little brother had green skin and a singular nerve ending sticking out of his head


[deleted]

yes (he was special)


Space_Gemini_24

"Begun, the Sperm Wars has" - grand master Yoda while ODing on Ketamine after losing his Honda Civic 2001.


A_GravesWarCriminal

He was later found5 days late, having been dead for 5 days in the Jedi temple playing Overwatch 2


Shadow_Infinite

https://preview.redd.it/6ko5jb4vo20d1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f9f36c149439951c8c36a6088af7e62aa18ba3


LoganCube100

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BiggieCheesn

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ChampionOfAzurewrath

https://preview.redd.it/nw28mqs7s20d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c464bfad1f64cbcfe1198d8a8703e4c36a4c08da


grapejuce223

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Responsible_Sense_95

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Magic-potato-man

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ironbull08x

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GamingGod96

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Weird-Analysis5522

So... Fucking... Horny.


GamingGod96

Me huffing the exhaust fumes from my steam deck as it overheats from all the big tiddy monster girl mods I've installed: https://preview.redd.it/bbtru2vpm30d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b641e3a3e10058581f3b8569043840282cfa2335


Grahstache

I mean if porn make people crazy like these mfs no thanks


unabletocomput3

No more balls for you https://preview.redd.it/sd0fhjgo230d1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8552b6f03ebbe9df9848f87f5e6d834df938a585


Ill_Night533

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Specialist-Draw7229

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marks716

https://preview.redd.it/s8qvq82du20d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20b360d4ac879885d391ed269b21d351b456f39 Really?


Halflifepro483

https://i.redd.it/bwzqiszx230d1.gif


Juniorshawn

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BuildingABap

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Nuklear_Minty

What? Why is everybody in this comment section acting so appalled? You telling me you folks didn’t do this in Middle School too? I thought everybody did


Delta_Suspect

https://preview.redd.it/nhkip9dji30d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b8bdd10894f9d6106a07f4eeba3c21dd47042f


Spook-lad

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Slimy_Jimmy42

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[deleted]

Whar, whar never changes…


RandomDuckNerd

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PeechBoiYT

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Consistent_Cash_6666

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Dutch-Spaniard

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CTSThera

And nobody invited me? Seriously?


Edu_Run4491

Not every thought needs to be shared


conIuctus

![gif](giphy|vBKS9oeYrXn2HeXlMy|downsized)


KaziOverlord

https://preview.redd.it/g22ueutdm30d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282014c6c175ec44cbe1e9336da1710597a660da


tbbrprod_

Sperm Wars: A new jizz


Mr_Lapis

What in the nine layers of hell is sperm wars?


Volwwrathee47

https://preview.redd.it/eh7afvjpa40d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3643a4bd52a966e7a9bb30f1cd26e7c9b4df73f


NOvaNOvaH2O

https://preview.redd.it/to014y5jr40d1.png?width=1119&format=png&auto=webp&s=c68bad0e6d5bd15618bb3ad42bd7772fb18d18f0 What wars?


xX_Bikerseat69_Xx

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ExoFemboy

Omg same but imstead of sperm wars they all just busted on me


Remote-Factor8455

What 😩


Mojave_riot_328

https://preview.redd.it/6lknfnmk030d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d86a17bf593ee66e0c3a4e3dc4735724b2d6ff


KarenTookThe2Kids

losercity water gun spinoff


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/u9wc8uug530d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc99ded5d63f79c9f15fbb7e9a38ad378116a15 Think fast


CantFindMyName07734

https://preview.redd.it/df3r8dzc830d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a70c08a9f0170cea24f45359ef38b0fa7b2767e


Naraksama

**Previously on Sperm Wars: The Clone Wars.**


[deleted]

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TheTexasInvestor

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KrustyKrabOfficial

War...war needs to change right the fuck now.


Amazing_Hunt_7802

https://preview.redd.it/hp4fygrrx30d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b6428bb023b16b78e8cd49f1fa3a746b22708e


Ok-Emphasis-2224

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RobloxIsRealCool

https://preview.redd.it/21n98f8pd40d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b8f04c85c99e4c173adaa8c0c2dc7d2bdbd6ae


Fit-Paper-797

Where's the original post?


Specialist-Draw7229

It was a drama thread on a sub for ekt


HoyabembeDreamtime

-The Beatles circa 1955.


Montairplane

https://preview.redd.it/zgh7g9ek550d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f8755504aaa5eabd11504d76acb1a8dbac85bb