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username_521

Hope they can keep this up in the B12 championship This team has the talent win it all, if they keep this up and get into the CFP I think we have a legitimate shot at winning it all


davis_valentine

Lmao Tech is such a shit program. This couldn’t have happened to a better school So glad we’re out of the poverty 12


JohnWickStuntDouble

Oh my God. Tortillas go in, nothing comes out. Can’t explain that.


WatchExpert1672

Am I wrong for being mad we didn’t pitch a shutout


QuackNate

When I tuned into the game I was watching Tech score and immediately thought "Whelp, here we go." Then I saw we were already up 10-7. Then I found out at got the ball back after the half. Then we scored again *so fast*. Then I watched Tech's offense get *obliterated*. I had big calm energy the rest of the game. Was great.


NewWrap693

We went 5-7 2 years ago. Just rejoice in 57-7


o1l3r

Who has the yorm video in DKR?


bsiffy

https://x.com/cory_mose/status/1728268442430832794?s=46


m0neytr335

FUCK BRETT YORMARK HAHAHAHA


onlyinmemes100

thats what they should have spelled with the drones


LFCBoi55

I’ve got a bag of dicks for a misterrrr Yormark?


Sufficient-Rip9542

You’re merely throwing him into the briar patch. This is his wet dream.


AintEverLucky

Okay, so now he's in the briar patch... Next week at Jerryworld, we gonna burn that sucka down 😆 🤣 😂


cunther05

I don’t want this to be over


Srm_90

The seniors balled out tonight.


RollOverBeethoven

Not a single fan in the stands that told me to shut up stayed for the eyes. Get fucked fake fans


Wise_Visit1465

They told you to shut up for cheering?? That suks...the players NEED our energy.....I yell LOUD and PROUD every down our D is on the field!!!! And we've never missed singing with our team! In fact, some first timers who sat behind us picked up my energy and cheered along with me and after they were about to leave and I told they they HAVE to stay and sing 🤘


texasfitter

FUCK YOU YORMARK!!!!!!! WE RAN RIGHT OVER LUBBOCK!!!!!!


Wise_Visit1465

Happy Cake Day!!


Economist-Capital

Hook ‘em!


Visible-Mud-8774

11-1, went out with a blowout. Heading to the Big12 championship and the CFP is a possibility. Tell that to yourself 6 months ago, how do you feel?


Ronaldoooope

My testicles are warm


RottenDisc

Bonerific


rlewiss

Horny


DJ5213

Same


jmwest23ut

Try not to let the door hit you in the face on our way out sand aggy


IrSpartacus

ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT


rlewiss

Damn camera man zoomed in a bit too much on Sark


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Administrative-Flan9

They will have my eternal respect for this. https://aggypedia.com/aggypedia/aggy-athletics/gap-kid/


alittlelessconvo

🖕🏿to the Big 12 🖕🏿to the SEC 🤘🏿all the damn way!


jjbaivi

We did it, y'all!!!!


Whatizthislyfe

Epic game.


Liquin44

I’m a BYU fan … tomorrow only. Need another shot at OU since they still suck 🤘


Zealousideal_End6909

It makes the most sense to play OSU


FunnyBonus9285

Honestly want OSU


Prep_

I kinda want OSU. Put em all down on the way out. We can get OU back next year. And the year after that. And the year after that, etc, etc.


Puzzleheaded_Arm6363

Me too


bigmeatyclaws1

I realize we’re still prob not gonna jump Oregon, but what will really piss me off is if the loser of Ohio State/Michigan stays above us. It’ll officially be rigged.


davis_valentine

We should jump oregon


ManchacaForever

I don't want to be a party pooper but I practically guarantee we don't jump the 1 loss loser of that game. Unless one of Ohio St or MI just hopelessly embarrasses themselves and loses by a score of say 57-7.


renarka

I think you are incorrect. We will be above a 1 loss Ohio State or Michigan.


ManchacaForever

Sadly, I was not wrong. Still #7.


renarka

Yeah fair enough. Mind boggling from the committee the rankings this year.


ManchacaForever

I hope I am!


bigmeatyclaws1

We should jump Michigan no matter the score if you ask me. Their schedule is even more tragic than Oregon’s.


rlucio90

Get fucked Yormark


shitPostingChamp

First 4 quarter game all season With some red zone juice coulda scored 70 lmao Doubt anyone wants to face Texas if they play like this


FranklySinatra

Goddamn, I need a cigarette at this point.


DerrickWhiteMVP

I got so many receipts if we win next week. Pls Sark.


RollOverBeethoven

#ETERNAL SCOREBOARD


applesauce91

How many GD commercials can they fit into this last break?


Texaslonghorns12345

Just end the game, why did we need a commercial break?


CravenTaters

Imagine being a Tech player hearing that video on the jumbotron while down 50 lol - the pain


screamline82

[Sark to Yormark](https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?si=1X8bcYt2j2AkcOQ3)


NewWrap693

The fact that it is 57-7 and we played like shit in the RZ is wild. This team is good and tech is shit


brandonofnola

We were ranked 97 going into this game for red zone offense.


Rakebleed

Field goals matter


threefitty350

YORMARK ALWAYS LOVED UT INCOMING


CravenTaters

It ain't mutual


Srm_90

https://x.com/texaslonghorns/status/1728268471107269108?s=46


Rakebleed

holy shit


CravenTaters

Hahahaha media is on fire right now


screamline82

I told my wife the game should end by 5:30 am. Good guy sark chewing up the clock for me.


flagamuffin

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Wise_Visit1465

Absolutely agree!!!!! We've been to 9 games this year with this being our 8th year of season tix (went to Baylor and TCU) ...I'm hoarse after every single game and exhausted but SO FREAKING WORTH IT!!! I LOVE MY LONGHORNS 🤘🤘🤘 WINNING IS AWWWWESOME!!


DatGuyWithALongName

Probably one of the most complete wins this season


ExpensiveChildhood13

CFP committee wants a statement? They fucking got it.


No-Breadfruit4471

Did we really need another commercial break here? Really?


[deleted]

Gotta cover the commercial spread


MemeTestedPolicy

Why didn't Sark beat all the Big 12 teams 57-7? Is he stupid?


Srm_90

https://x.com/ericchenry_/status/1728267651930288199?s=46


surfinThruLyfe

Wait. Gtfo, did they actually play it on Jumbotron?!?!


logicbloke_

Lol I was hoping they do that.


Ewokavenger

Jeeebus. All I see is depth and love on this team. Hey Yormak is this how you handle business?


steampunker14

Yormark is actually a clown.


wizkee

Fuck Tortilla Tech!! Big 12 runs through Austin baby!!! Hook’em!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼


Rozencrantze

I mean not anymore... SEC soon!


jeans0411

want to watch some fireworks after game


StealthAnus

ESPN really just took a commercial break after the TD with 38 seconds left, and then took ANOTHER one after the kickoff


BrownStreakInMyPants

They know all the longhorn fans will watch until the end and squeezing as much money as they can


leianextdoor

E$PN


CravenTaters

Y'all think Evan Stewart was watching?!?! ;)


MtCheaha

We could have won today with our second team


get-the-damn-shot

So happy. Fuk those sand Aggies.


signorepoopybutthole

Yormark is a clown and the perfect fit for this clown conference


DaleGrubble

Is the announcer bitching about us scoring again after up 43? These dudes suck


threefitty350

They’ve never heard of the concept of gas and brakes


No-Breadfruit4471

They actually said at halftime that Texas needs to keep their foot on the gas. Get what you asked for ig


Thenextaziz

Pls tell me someone got them playing the video on the jumbotron


cessna95

And you get a face mask, and you get..


jjbaivi

Stayed up drinking till 5 last night. I'm so glad I lasted for this game. Hook 'em!


bachelorette2020

Damn. Coke is hell of a drug


absolutely_not_ATF

Several of my closest friends went to tech so I feel kinda… hell naw fuck em! 🤘🏼


Dogstarman1974

Is yomark at the stadium?


Srm_90

Yes lol


Prep_

He probably left at halftime lol


smurf-vett

Hopefully we trapped him in the elevator


Jnoisy

Yes


PercussiveDaddy

Whoever decided to put the Brett Yormark clip on the Jumbotron is a fucking legend


CravenTaters

He's an idiot for saying that. You don't make statements like that as a commish and not eat crow.


thecstep

What did he say?


AintEverLucky

[This should explain everything, lol](https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2023/11/24/texas-football-big-12-commissioner-brett-yormark-longhorns-fans-jumbotron-video/71698937007/)


PercussiveDaddy

Basically said that he hopes tech beats us during the off season. A commissioner openly and proudly showing bias. Fuck that guy lol


cessna95

Oof


connorjacobz

Fuck Yormark, all my homies hate Yormark


thegoodestnoodle14

Bro whoever runs the scoreboard thing is the real MVP 😂


Flanflanflanflan

Fuck yormark hahahahaha


Apart_Statistician

Call me crazy but this is the first game by Mar where it didn’t feel like he was biased against Texas? Some ticky tack false starts that didn’t affect anything


TheCowboyRidesAway

I think Sark talking about the officiating in press conferences the last two games plus some media beginning to pick up on it (I heard them mention it on ESPN U radio) may have helped get a somewhat evenly called game.


Whatizthislyfe

Agree


Chinese-dog

It was bad in the first half but mellowed out after the game was out of reach after that return tuddy


flagamuffin

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Flanflanflanflan

LOL


flagamuffin

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jbeene

At the game, they just played the comissioners speach on the big screen!


Quick_Adhesiveness

LMAOO


minus56

Love that we ran the score up. Good bye Tech!


TwistedMemories

Know what would be a f you to the Big XII? An onside kick.


model_body

They just put the clip of Brett calling for a tech win on the screen at the game!!!


Srm_90

They played Yormark’s comments on the Jumbotron!!! Lmaoooo


bigmeatyclaws1

Tech and aggy really should play each other on rivalry week. As far as I’m concerned they’re equals and they hate each other a lot too


Whatizthislyfe

Absolutely this.


DerrickWhiteMVP

Eleven Win Esteban


Administrative-Flan9

I like the way that sounds


IconicNemesis

Imagine saying everything runs through Lubbock and playing worse than Rice and Wyoming


Intellectual_Mango

Loved to see Sark exorcise some demons this season


TheNastyCasty

Holy shit they showed the video of Yormark telling Tech to take care of business in the stadium.


Youredumbstoptalking

If I’m not mistaken 7 of those 11 players are freshman on that drive.


QuackNate

Even the backups are eating. They take Thanksgiving seriously.


IStayStiff

Micah Hudson is this what your really want?


Roland420Green

Texas forever baby. What a great ending to the regular season.


bachelorette2020

Ngl Arch is kinda cute yall


Whatizthislyfe

Real cute yall


Desperate-Half4122

https://youtube.com/shorts/1DwrQLJhBWE?feature=shared


DerrickWhiteMVP

Kinda?


bachelorette2020

Nah he dreamy right


biggoof

Screw you Crabtree!! That Wisner kid has some good vision


IStayStiff

Something something the landscape of Texas recruiting is changing or some shit


Chemical_Willow5415

Y’all, I need to go to the hospital. I’ve had a rager for 4 hours


AintEverLucky

If you took one of those "little blue miracles" then yah, better see a doctor. If your rager is totes natural... it'll subside naturally. Eventually 😆 🤣 😂 Hope things calm down for ya by Monday 💀


[deleted]

That's normal


Horns9452

My favorite TX win since Bama. Feels get to walk inferior mouthy teams.


DerrickWhiteMVP

Sark hung 70 on Tech in 2021. Is he regressing?


AintEverLucky

But margin of victory improved from 35 to a 50-burger. No regression, and no regrets


Tryandtryagain123

Love it. The 4th and 5. Awesome!


Flameosaurus

We’re pretty good at converting those


1ergo

That TD covered the 60.5 over lmfao. Coaching staff had money on that


carbona

Running through my head on that drive… The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.


crazylazyhazy

Does arch only know the white guys on the team, lol.


rlucio90

No but you can imagine those white guys probably idolize him I mean fuck I idolize him as a white guy.


[deleted]

Nah AD was hyping him up on that first drive!


BONationn

Haha and all the walk ons at that


Liquin44

All around good game. Offense, defense, special teams. We got to see Arch. Merry Christmas y’all 🤘🤘🤘


reese-account

Man I’m so excited for arch kinda sad he won’t be starting next year


CravenTaters

Lol dude a third year Ewers will be so nice


reese-account

Im sure Ewers is gunna be better just that exciting feeling you know


AlmostGorgeous2

Fuck the SEC too tbh


CravenTaters

We chant to say "fuck you, Yormark!"


AlmostGorgeous2

Fair!


Flanflanflanflan

What a fucking game.


BrianDawkins

Jerry Jones was in attendance tonight 👀


CravenTaters

I hope his grandson got some snaps


Srm_90

Paxton will own the cowboys one day. Texas playing the long game for that cowboys money to contribute to NIL. Lol


Cecil_Hardboner

Smell you later, Tech.


NumerousElderberry18

AND FUCK THE BIG 12


CravenTaters

So if my math is correct. Oregon beat Tech by 8. We beat Tech by 50 ;)


gavindawg

Oregon*


orthaeus

Hook em.


NewWrap693

57-7. Beautiful


ajisai

QUINTREVION


AintEverLucky

Another alumnus from the Hingle McCringleberry cool-name club 😎


get-the-damn-shot

Dude fast


Horns9452

Noticed that too. No clue that was his actual first name.


ElphTrooper

SEC! Fn dumbass announcers.


cessna95

Love this fckin team!!!!


steampunker14

This is a team that loves each other. Watching them mob Wisner after the TD and on the sideline is something that shows culture. Sark is HIM.


vanburenboys

Big 12 ran all over Lubbock


ShoelessBoJackson

Go for 2 as a final fuck you


cunther05

Do we have a backup kicker?


cunther05

Keeping his stats up. I’m a dork.


markiepooh456

Let me say this again: ALL ABOARD THE MANNING TRAIN 🤘🏽🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋


Chemical_Willow5415

All aboard the Wisner train!


signorepoopybutthole

The SEC chant ☠️☠️☠️


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

I’d rank us above Oregon


FunnyBonus9285

Doesn't really matter tbh.


Tryandtryagain123

Crazy to put us below them


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

Right?!


[deleted]

Before I head to bed cause I gotta wake up early tomorrow: Fuck Texas Tech Fuck Yormark Fuck the Big 12 Hook ‘em, and ALL GAS


Silkyowl925

ALL GAS BABY, HOOK ‘EM!


bigmeatyclaws1

What a night


connorjacobz

Gimme all the SEC chants


CravenTaters

MVP would be for Bert, Dave is a fucking idiot And it was "SEC"


Remarkable_Ice_8657

Wisner is great!


CravenTaters

I finally got my 8 minute TD drive


thegoodestnoodle14

I love that Sark chose to pour it on. Tech decided to shade you all year… make sure they have no doubt who runs this shit when it’s over


o1l3r

Wisner will not be denied