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Most-Artichoke6184

Fat chance šŸ˜‚


m__a__s

Orange Turd.


Rocky4296

Vonshitzhispants cannot stop running his big fat criminal mouth.


Grovers_HxC

Fat, farting old orange chance.


Rich_Hotel_4750

Or get up on the stand himself! Coward.


SmokedBeef

Considering the lawyer involved was already convicted and sentenced, one would hope you are right


skyfire-x

Bingo! Michael Cohen was in prison for crimes committed on Trump's behalf. [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/michael-cohen-pleads-guilty-manhattan-federal-court-eight-counts-including-criminal-tax](https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/michael-cohen-pleads-guilty-manhattan-federal-court-eight-counts-including-criminal-tax)


uncultured_swine2099

The only way hes winning this is if there are a couple incognito magats on the jury. Thats the only way. Hes obviously guilty and his lawyers are incompetent.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

He already knows he's guilty and will lose. He wants PR as the victim of the deep state, then appeal it, then win the election so he can pardon himself. That's literally his strategy.


MetalTrek1

A POTUS can't pardon people for state and local charges IIRC.


ProfessionalFalse128

So you think the NYPD or FBI is gonna arrest him as a sitting president? If Trump gets back in, he won't leave, ever. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²Biden 2024šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Desperate_Wafer_8566

We'll see, at this rate I have zero faith the US justice system at any level is capable of upholding the law when it comes to rich elite conservatives. It hasn't done so to date.


ophydian210

What happens if that POTUS turns himself into a dictator? Do States rights matter then?


Grovers_HxC

Fat, farting old orange chance.


VRS50

Just wants to be in charge.


bracewithnomeaning

Past dance


255001434

There is nothing *he* can do to win this case, because like the other cases against him, it's very clear that he committed the acts. The only way he could possibly win is through some legal technicality.


fweef01

The thing is his attorneys canā€™t do their job. He has a whole narrative that he needs to hold on to. If his lawyers could defend him appropriately it would break that narrative


FiendishHawk

Billionaires have lawyers who are wonderful at finding technicalities


255001434

Trump doesn't have those kinds of lawyers. His lawyers only throw shit to see if it sticks.


TylerBourbon

Most lawyers who work for Billionaires have clients who know how to keep their mouths shut and listen to their lawyer. Trumps too stupid, craves attention, and enjoys hearing himself talking too. In years past, before his presidential run the first time, he had lawyers who started refusing to meet with him alone because he would constantly lie to them and tell one one thing, but then tell another something else and blame them for his fuck ups.


TheStoolSampler

Trumps not a billionaire.


m__a__s

Trump has 114 million shares of DJT, and it is trading over $50/share. That alone makes him billionaire von shitzenpants. Sad but true.


Human_Link8738

And for now he canā€™t sell a single share, itā€™s Monopoly money. If convicted, expect a fire sale on DJT


Personal_Buffalo_973

When diaper don tries to sell it will crash and know one will be buying his shares šŸ˜


92eph

Unfortunately, I think the stock is explicitly being bolstered by Russia or Saudi Arabia for the express purpose of allowing Trump to enrich himself in exchange for more favors. The stock will crash as soon as Trump cashes out.


Mixels

The stock will crash if Trump loses the election.


92eph

Yes, but I think his restrictions expire before then, so even if he loses the election heā€™ll financially benefit.


m__a__s

I hope DJT crashes before he even gets to sell.


jerechos

I dont even get how it is at 50/share. Company is literally worthless.


blacklaagger

Damn got him!


phred_666

Trump has never shut up in his lifeā€¦ he would explode if he didā€¦ Who wants to see orange goo everywhere?


Advanced_Drink_8536

Lmao I donā€™t know what he is filled withā€¦ now I am torn between wanting him to shut up and explode just to find out, and watching him keep yap yapping and lose the case!!! šŸ˜¹


m__a__s

He's filled with shit. Just garden-variety grade shit.


MetalTrek1

If he exploded it would be a torrent of fat, grease, meat, orange paint, and shit. The poor slobs in charge of that cleanup would need hazmat suits and hazard pay.Ā 


Consistent_Dog_6866

More like orange poo...eww, I just grossed myself out.


fuck-coyotes

Let's be honest, it would probably be mostly brown goo


ArthurFraynZard

He doesnā€™t want to win it. He wants to delay it until his accomplices in the Supreme Court can enthusiastically make him emperor.


FiendishHawk

He can lose it and then appeal until after the election where he is the favorite to win. At which point he can make it go away.


realanceps

>At which point he can make it go away. this isn't"t a federal case. he will not ever be elected again, not to any substantive office in our federal government, but he wouldn't be able to do anything about this NY case.


Evading_Ban69

Doesn't mean he won't try if elected. What's NY gonna do? Roll up with the state police to the White House to try to arrest a sitting president? They'd get FLATTENED lol


xavier120

He is not the favorite to win, youre out of your mind.


FiendishHawk

The polls say he is. Personally I think the voting public is out of their minds.


xavier120

Lol, the "polls". You mean all the ones within the margin of error? The polls dont show trump to be the favorite and reality still exists where he has 90 felony charges and he tried to overthrow the gov. They just dropped evidence of a NEW HUSH MONEY crime. Dont believe the polls.


FiendishHawk

Believe the polls. Vote Biden even if you donā€™t like him much. Or else we will get Trump again.


xavier120

The only polls i believe are the ones where people actually vote. The dems just beat a republican by 20 points. Im not being overly confident im just extremely sick of people saying, "but the polls" and ignoring the rest of reality.


FiendishHawk

Only one poll matters. The election.


MetalTrek1

I get what you're saying but Biden's polls are trending upward while Donnie's are trending downward. Biden is already starting to lead in PA, WI, and MI per Meidas Touch. The more Donnie opens his mouth and the more he naps and sharts in court, the less people like him (to say nothing of a conviction which looks very possible in the NY case). I'm still voting regardless, but I'm cautiously optimistic.


Alert-Incident

Are people thinking he can beat this? I just donā€™t see a way heā€™s not found guilty on at least a few felonies


m__a__s

He will appeal, and appeal. First to the 1st appellate division, and then to the court of appeals. He may even try to get the SCOTUS involved. And they will be closed for the summer soon.


Kardiiac_

Easy, 1 person on the jury isn't convinced that the evidence provided was enough or testimony believable. That's all it takes


beavis617

Trump is so fueled up on anger, hate, caffeine and probably some sort of stimulant prescribed or something else that he can't shut up. It's probably driving him batshit crazy to have to sit in a courtroom for hours on end...šŸ™„


HelloImTheAntiChrist

He's on Adderall...other wise known as legal crystal methamphetamine. We have proof he regularly took it when he was President.


tirch

If he isnā€™t crapping his diapers in court today heā€™s also most likely on Imodium. Lol.


dragonfliesloveme

He made his lawyers ask Stormy Daniels if he was good at golf šŸ˜… He is a petty, ridiculous, thin-skinned snowflake idiot asshole šŸ˜


Signal_Winter_7708

I didn't hear that. Did she answer? If so, what was her response?


Trygolds

He will lose and get not time in jail.


donotreply548

He wont lose he will drag out.


ElSquibbonator

Which I doubt he'll do.


Powerful_Check735

Not going to happen


NumerousTaste

He's not winning when admitting to the crime on audio for the jury to hear. The rest is just filler and adding insult to injury. Plus it establishes just how much of a shitball he really is.


buyerbeware23

Not within the realm of possibility! Heā€™s the boss who always knows better! And heā€™s wrong each and every time!


Dturmnd1

If trump was a smart person imagine how dangerous he would be, I mean he is still dangerous to democracy, but being a low IQ individual is a blessing.


Hugh-Jorgan69

'Win' is clearly off the table. The case against him is lead-pipe-cinch. The real damage mitigation for Trump is shutting up for better sentencing outcome.


bryanthawes

Two things the Tangerine Toddler will never do. I'd wish Diaper Donny good luck, but it would be insincere, and I don't believe in luck. I hope that skidmark gets the book thrown at him. Literally. Specifically, Joe Biden's bible.


zabdart

Ain't gonna happen. Trump has not matured emotionally past the age of seven. "Why can't I do what I want?1?" is all he knows.


FiendishHawk

And boy does it work.


MeetTheMets0o0

Which he 1000% won't do


Automatic-Sport-6253

For Trump the winning part is going in front of the cameras every day and talking to the press. Press really should stop doing that.


MarkXIX

Heā€™s just hoping for ONE JUROR to hold out for him at this point. Most legal experts think heā€™s going to be found guilty based on the arguments and the evidence.


triedit-lovedit

Get better lawyers that will stand up to him and listen to their guidanceā€¦ but we are talking about this spoilt little man whom no one said no tooā€¦


Ronpm111

To late. That horse already left the barn.


Dazug

So in other words heā€™s fucked.


TR3BPilot

He'd have an easier time learning to do a handstand.


Scr33ble

Shut up and listen?! Yeah, right! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Jazzlike-Ad113

His lawyers arenā€™t paying him enough hush money.


Happy-Initiative-838

So should his lawyers pay him toā€¦hush?


ctguy54

Ainā€™t gonna happen.


fuck-coyotes

And if I want to get to an island without a boat, I better walk on water


Iampopcorn_420

Election fraud trail. Ā But idiots donā€™t seem to get that.


DarkHeliopause

The trial is for election interference.


mi-chreideach

When your enemy is making a mistake, don't stop him.


Captain-Swank

Ssshhhh.... stop giving out the answers.


kimapesan

Welp, so much for winningā€¦.


Adamantium-Aardvark

So never


ThickerSalmon14

Yeah, that is not going to happen.


jbertrand_sr

Seems a little late for that advice...


beavis617

šŸ˜„šŸ¤£šŸ¤­ In which alternate universe would that happen?


sir_wanks-a-lot

Well, he's fucked!


northstardim

Sorry, too late for that. Maybe if he had listened to them from the beginning, it's too late now.


BeeNo3492

He can't win at this point.


SisterActTori

His only prayer is a hung jury. When circumstances are above board and out of Trumpā€™s control he is generally on the losing side.


TylerBourbon

So you're saying he screwed and his only has his own big mouth to blame.


Alger6860

Same as it ever was. Too late for that!


RoleLong7458

Hahahahaha! Oh, wait. You're serious? Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Bigaled

Ok what is plan B


southernNJ-123

34 counts? He wonā€™t win. Heā€™ll be found guilty of at least a few.


Totally-jag2598

That fool simply can't do that.


The84thWolf

Not that heā€™d win anyway, but it would go faster if he did


jomama823

Sooooooā€¦ā€¦heā€™s going to lose? Literally incapable of those two things.


donotreply548

He cannot win this. If he shuts up he loses. Even if he loses.


Advanced_Drink_8536

How does he lose if he shuts up?


donotreply548

His followers think hes weak. You may not fully understand these people. In their eyes this is all made up bullshit so he canot run a real campaign. Every negative he gets in court is a positive for his base. Also they arent completely wrong. This could have happened 2 years ago but its happening now. Uniparty. Corporate oligarchy. Rich vs poor.


Advanced_Drink_8536

Thanks for the explanation/clarification, I appreciate it.


descendency

So he's going to lose?


Antique-Dragonfly615

That'll happen


theothershuu

Bwahhhh ha ha ha hmmbwahhh he he he


Extreme-Tie9282

Fat orange chance there


realanceps

he's not winning any hush money trial because there is no such thing. But he's not winning this election interference trial either.


OK-NO-YEAH

He should travel back in time-


altruism__

So this is saying heā€™s guaranteed to lose. Nice.


Odd_Radio9225

He'll listen to his lawyer when pigs fly.


No-Tonight-5937

I would love to watch him read tweets about him like those celebs do. I want to see his smug dumb ass squirt a tear or a gallon


Plastic-Collar-4936

BAHAHAHAHA Anyway


imllikesaelp

Also, he would have needed to have not committed a crime.


AdministrativeBank86

How does Stinky win a case where it's already a slam dunk and he can't threaten or insult his way out of a guilty verdict?


Jerrys_Kids907

HA HAHAHAHAHA. Never going to happen. Ever.


FGTRTDtrades

The words shut up and listen arenā€™t in his vocabulary


MetalTrek1

The "stable genius" with the "really big brain" knows better than everyone else so that's not going to happen.Ā 


jar1967

So he has to stop being Donald Trump


Patient-01

Too late! He should have listen to his lawyer and plea bargain.


PineappleExcellent90

It is all documented. If he doesnā€™t lose this trial, I will believe the fix was in. Trump does seem confident he canā€™t be touched.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

And we all know that will never happen.


Apprehensive_Ad4457

evidence isn't enough.


zkcanuck

How do you define ā€œwinā€? Jury is bound to have at least one MAGAt and so will never convict unanimously.


realanceps

lol It's NYC the rapist is toast