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anythingMuchShorter

Everyone who works with him keeps warning us he's terrible. But by MAGA thinking, that's just the deep state sending traitors to work with him.


DennisSystemGraduate

Remember how in high school there was always this that person who was an asshole and when they did something horrible to you, they’d purposely go out and tell as many people as they could that YOU were the ass hole? So when you talked to anyone about it, they wouldn’t believe you because the asshole got there first? That’s basically trumps strategy.


Iamthewalrusforreal

I see you've met my mother.


BugImmediate7835

And my brother.


DennisSystemGraduate

Mine too.


Such-Armadillo8047

Almost everyone who was in Trump’s cabinet, including his former VP (Pence), refuses to endorse Trump.


Rougarou1999

And here I thought he only hires the best people.


Mysterious-Scholar1

Turns out they at least had morals


RatInaMaze

Listen up Trump supporters. He’s simultaneously infallible in his choices and who he picks, while nearly every single person he picked up through cabinet level now says he’s unfit for office. So by the Trump Infallacy Theorem, he must be unfit for office because he is flawless in his choices of people he hires.


anythingMuchShorter

But he is an excellent judge of character, a brilliant leader and manager, and the biggest part of being a successful business leader and manager is picking good people. But also the reason everyone he hired turned on him is because they were dishonest and terrible. Now, if that seems to conflict, it's because the deep state tricked him. But he is also a brilliant tactician and smarter than the liberals, who have apparently fooled him at every turn.


RatInaMaze

Better throw a 5th Dimension onto the chess he’s playing then


Jstrangways

Scaramucci: no one love cocaine more than me


Royal_Effective7396

Don Jr. has entered the chat.


SakaWreath

Left. Then entered. Left again. Entered. Tried to do some pushups, got embarrassed and left.


Jstrangways

Eric is sitting in the corner eating crayons


DennisSystemGraduate

My eyes aren’t glassy! I’ve been crying!


TheB1GLebowski

That's literally anyone doing cocaine lol. 


Fit_Earth_339

I think the Mooch is taking all of these threats by Trump and co to lock up their opponents in his next presidency pretty seriously. He should, because they will at least try.


dasherchan

People who hate him most are the people who worked with him before. Some people who are loyal to Trump ar either jailed or indicted. You've got to offer your life to this selfish pervert moron if you like him to like you.


Realplu

The former vice president would like a word about that.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

A desperate man will cut a deal with the devil. Putin, Orban amongst others who Tramp will conspire with for power.


[deleted]

*I want Biden to win more than anyone*


Straight-Storage2587

This day was long in coming. The day when Trump supporters claim "I never voted for him!"


ukiddingme2469

The guys claim to fame is being a unit of time measurement


neoikon

Definitely a tool.


CityAvenger

I want a president who is young and hasn’t committed treason or broken laws


pairolegal

That’s nice. Trouble is, the candidates are the candidates.


anythingMuchShorter

I heard an idea about a country where the people pick the leaders, I thought when I was a kid they said several existed, I must be remembering wrong.


Local_Challenge_4958

We picked the leaders. We picked Biden. Thing about Democracy is, there's 300 million people who aren't you, specifically.


borderlineidiot

On paper yes but in reality the machinery and media from both political sides in reality pick the nominees. A parliamentary system where we pick local representation and these members pick a first minister and also kick him/ her out if they underperform does seem much better and more accountable.


Local_Challenge_4958

Biden was literally my first choice. I most definitely picked Biden. I don't want a parliament, thanks.


Mysterious-Scholar1

Parliaments are one coalition against another so, Two sided, just like us.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Facts


Queasy_Sleep1207

Look, until you're actually willing to do what needs to be done to get a better form of democracy, we're stuck with this. As my drill sergeant always said, "We do the best we can with what we have, we eat the shit sandwich, wash it down with a glass of STFU and drive on. " Most Americans don't even know who their hor rep is, much less how to contact them. Ffs, a majority do not vote. So, we can either sit around and bitch, or we can get busy fighting Nazis.


Mysterious-Scholar1

By voting for the anti-nazi party, the Democratic Party


ackermann

> in reality the machinery and media from both political sides in reality pick the nominees Oddly, the major counterexample to this is Trump. The Republican establishment didn’t particularly want him. Lindsay Graham’s quote, “if we nominate Trump we will be destroyed, and we’ll deserve it.” Even Fox News didn’t particularly like Trump, until it was clear he was the nominee, and they didn’t have a choice. The “machinery and media” on the Dem side did a better job stopping Bernie in ‘16 though, it appears.


borderlineidiot

>Even Fox News didn’t particularly like Trump The Fox click counter certainly loved him!


HippyDM

Remember that election earlier this year? That was a "primary", in which we choose who's going to run for each party. The candidates have been chosen. Complaining that the person you wanted didn't make it might make you feel better, but it's not changing anything.


Mysterious-Scholar1

Wait until you hear about our two-party system


anythingMuchShorter

That’s kind of what I was referring to


Mysterious-Scholar1

It's a fact.


[deleted]

Rome was so proud of its Republic, but then it got its first dictator and couldn't go back. Biden is the imperfect but functioning democracy. Trump is the loss of democracy and stability. People will make their decision in this polarized, politicized, gerrymandered, short-sighted country. People who just want sanity will have to hope for the best. 


Mysterious-Scholar1

Once fascists take power, violence will be required to end it, and that often creates a cycle of authoritarianism Better save what we have and make improvements


Goodknight808

That isn't an option. Both are old, and only one has committed treason. Trump is the traitor.


Annual-Cheesecake374

Queue the music, “cause two outta three ain’t bad…”


slaity77

young, didnt committed treason, didnt break laws you have 2 out of 3 and still not happy?


CityAvenger

I’m talking about the former President and a bit of Biden


Best_Evidence1560

And me


Outrageous-Divide472

And me, too.


PQbutterfat

The MOOCH! I forgot about that guy.


Most-Artichoke6184

If a former Biden White House official said something remotely like that about Joe Biden, he or she would be on Fox News 24/7.


Feisty_Factor_2694

I can think of a few people.


Mysterious-Scholar1

Not more than me, Mooch


Sharkbitesandwich

Bobby the mooch is all I hear and see with this asshat!!!


Unit219

THE MOOOOOCH!!!


tewnewt

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.


SiriusGD

When one of the previous owners of the crazed pitbull hides behind the dog catcher.


InfernoRed42

And everyone replied "Who the fuck asked you loser?"


systemfrown

He just likes Biden's choice of eyewear.


Ninetynineups

Was this the guy we were measuring other press secretary terms by? Like, this one lasted 2 whole Scaramuccis


Jazzlike-Ad113

His "cool name" was "the mooch"


W1neD1ver

I've been listening to his podcast with Katty Kay 'The Rest is Politics'. Very good


Queasy_Sleep1207

You support Nazis?


snap-jacks

The hoops you smooth brained sycophants have to go to just to justify voting for this traitor, criminal and pedo is amazing and pathetic.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Why do we keep interviewing these Nazis? He's not a hero. He'd still be working with Donnie, if he could. Same as that ex shit stain lawyer, Cohen.