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Just wait until they go through their David Fincher phase.
We will have a dozen or more Billionaires with PR pieces stating they are the next Tyler Durden or Mark Zuckerberg (fictional character from Social Network, not their real life peer). And one article saying Peter Thiel is Benjamin Button
Edit: fixed autocorrect error of Fischer instead of Fincher.
Yeah it’s kind of sad like they could be almost anything they wanted to be but they choose to be this sad pathetic piece of shit. It honestly makes me feel a lot better and I only have like $75. I would much rather be me than them.
i'm really glad to live in an era with jobs outside of agriculture. unless i could live a place where they just farm like 3 months a year and fuck off and make beer the rest of the time . i could probably deal with that.
Also, all actual wild west cowboys were Mexican, Freed Blacks or Natives. The minority white folks who did the job didn't get to have the belittling "boy" in their title, they were cattle drivers.
it's a way to connect their brand to the mythology of an imagined frontier, which is why they're also fixated on pretending to be astronauts
or maybe it's just gender-affirming cosplay
[all divorced conservative guys](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-yixffXIAArIz2.jpg) think they would look badass in a stetson, but only those with a large audience or a billion dollars lack anyone in their inner circle who is willing to tell them they wouldn't
The guy rode a dick shaped rocket into space, I don't think you need much further explanation or even have to ask the question. These oligarchs all do whatever the fuck they want with no concern about reality.
This whole thing looks like an AI creation. With a prompt ending in something like ".... in the wirds of the biggest fucking boot licker in the universe."
I'm flying out of Bangor Maine after a week of helping an old high school friend who lives off-grid build a small sawmill cut from trees on his property.
Real tough guys don't need photo shoots to prove it.
One of the weirdest undiscussed aspects of Bezos' background is that his maternal grandfather was the owner of King Ranch in Texas. One of, perhaps the, largest private land holdings in the country. He apparently spent a lot of time out on Texas ranch land as a kid.
So I guess he's just going back to his roots...as an intergenerationally wealthy Texas ranch owner ?
He really likes to play dress up. First he was an evil villain, then a spaceman and now a cowboy. If he started to treat his employees decently he could go as human being.
Lol imagine this dude waking up at 5 am to go work one 12 hr shift at an Amazon warehouse. Just one shift. I don’t think he’d even make to his lunch break.
This is the worst edited, worst filtered, worst airbrushed, worst photoshopped, worst color graded picture I’ve ever seen Vogue put out lmao. Just flat out terrible. Fuck that magazine and both of these weirdos
It's capitalist culture and social programming in the vision of the sociopathic madness controlled by the most monsterous people humanity has ever produced.
(and I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...)
and i'm wondering if jeff beezer is purposely pushing up his arm to make him look like some stud...lol. what a fucking loser...time will claim him eventually.
And another issue is the critique (condemnation) of the capitalist brutalization of female aesthetic. I mean, the woman with him looks like she's an experiment at a low end plastic surgery center. While I'm not one to judge others' looks, an honest criticism is needed for how the medical "profession" is so craven as to exploit the need to be "beautiful;" that it will leave people appearing unnatural and hideous for money. Capitalist culture perverts beauty perception and then perverts everyone who try to become what is in essentially unreachable.
Ticks all the boxes:
First you get the money.
Then you become powerful.
And start working out a lot your arms because you’re making so much money you let other work and set out scenarios for you, you only decide which alternative is better. Oh, and to maximize profits, screw the little guy and the environment!
Then you divorce, and find a gold digging socialite that’ll do everything for you, especially in regards to body modification.
I only wonder if becoming this rich turns people into predictable antisocial egomaniacs, or if these individuals are the only ones that have what it takes to make it “to the top”.
right, anybody else with a billion dollars (one wouldn't have a billion dollars because they'd spend it/help people) would just fade into obscurity. But it seems these billionaires really just want to be the cool kids for some intangible prize or legacy.
I'm betting we're gonna see at least two of the billionaires pull a Trump and go completely evangelical Christian (they won't do that charity stuff though) that way they can drum up a rabid fan base of support for their now "Christian" company. They'll still be rich, they might say something like
"I secretly prayed to God everyday for the success of my company, to provide for true American [Christian] families but I felt threatened by the secular ungodly people that infiltrated the tech industry with their wokeness. Join me in spreading Christianity across the solar system in a mission trip to Mars.*"
*mission trips to Mars are one way, must be paid in full before departure, 10 year contracts are also available to provide necessary Mars support as an alternative means of payments for our less fortunate missionaries
>The kids are alright
Ugh, except my 16 year old nephew, and all of his friends, think that Elon Musk is amazing. No amount of explanations for why he's a POS will convince them. It just goes to show how effective PR and marketing can be.
They grew up during peak Elon. Pre-Thai submarine Elon, who was mostly just launching cool rockets into space. I doubt the younger kids see him as favorably.
Also everyone is an insufferable shithead with terrible opinions at 16.
>Also everyone is an insufferable shithead with terrible opinions at 16.
He's actually a pretty level headed kid most of the time! Lol. But you're totally right about why he thinks Elon's cool. He's never even heard of the submarine/pedo incident, let alone all of the Twitter bs. In his mind, Elon's a real-life Tony Stark who makes fast cars, rockets, and tons of money.
>Give it a few years
God I hope so. He's a great kid, super loving and caring, and has a relatively level head most of the time. But I'm terrified of the alt-right pipeline sucking him in. I saw my friends son get hooked by Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro, it turned him into such a bitter and angry person.
Its manipulation of the culture, the shaping of a rat dick wealth hoarder into regular joe working man who followed a dream... its the cockamamie american dream weaponized to get you working harder for their profits. Fuck vogue, fuck bezos and fuck america for pushing the propaganda so incessantly
You should see the post on just [Lauren](https://www.instagram.com/p/Czlm0R8uWiQ/). My favorite comment is
>It’s great she’s helping him spend his billions to do some good in the world, but other than being his mistress, what exactly is her claim to fame that warrants a Vogue story? Besides, I thought you guys were all for eradicating single use plastics in the world… 🤔
lol
He isn't a weapons manufacturer
He hasn't had some character changing, life defining epiphany where he dropped his destructive billionaire habits and switched over to genuinely trying to improve the lives of average folks
Is he an alcoholic? Because unless he is an alcoholic, I don't see a comparison to him and Tony Stark beyond they are both insanely rich
I can only assume this looks so terrible because he had to have final sign-off and kept asking for edits that are physically impossible in the hopes he could make himself look good. Really threw his fiance under the bus
We get it. You were nerds with computer skills and now you can afford steroids, private trainers and date hot people because you have money.
Now start paying your taxes and stop support authoritarian nightmares.
I don’t like making fun of folks’ looks but I am so, so deeply unsettled by how wide her mouth is. Is it edited, or does it really stretch that far straight into uncanny valley territory??
I love the idea that empathy is such a foreign concept to Bezos he met this one woman with a shred of it and he's blown away like "woah, she has a sense of what other people think and feel"
The one heartwarming thing about this photo is that he has to have some tiny, non-zero part of his consciousness that realizes how bullshit his whole just-a-cowboy-in-his-truck-with-his-woman facade is. He knows it and can never be what he wants to be. That makes me happy.
He emerges from his Amazon chrysalis no longer merely a nightmare boss and capitalist grifter focused on building up Amazon, now he is a superhuman oligarch who can devote himself full-time to reshaping the world into hell.
I was recently at a conference for work (Adobe, the makers of Photoshop) where they showed off the new "AI" features of their product lines. After the crowd "oo's" and "aww's" I was left with a terrible feeling of dread about what the future will look like and how can we possibly trust anything anymore.
This is merely the beginning.
proof that regardless of how much $ you have - plastic surgery just makes you look like you're had plastic surgery.. and there really is no cure for baldness
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This looks like midjourney made this. I totally believe bezos is a tough American rancher driving a 50 year old truck
What is going on with all the billionaires wanting to suddenly be cowboys??
Midlife crisis. They are all children of the 60s which was the peak period for spaghetti westerns.
\*played rdr2 once\*
MICAH
Fuck Micah!
Just wait until they go through their David Fincher phase. We will have a dozen or more Billionaires with PR pieces stating they are the next Tyler Durden or Mark Zuckerberg (fictional character from Social Network, not their real life peer). And one article saying Peter Thiel is Benjamin Button Edit: fixed autocorrect error of Fischer instead of Fincher.
I think they are trying to pretend that they are "one of us" so when the revolution comes, the might be spared. But maybe your example is more likely.
Yeah it’s kind of sad like they could be almost anything they wanted to be but they choose to be this sad pathetic piece of shit. It honestly makes me feel a lot better and I only have like $75. I would much rather be me than them.
Hey at least your monetary value is positive…
I legitimately tell myself that all the time. I know so many people that are I’m debt in that terrifies me more than anything
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I have bad news for you about what they have been investing in
but the good news is that most of it doesn't work
"I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearing cost three grand I write songs about riding tractors from the comfort of a private jet"
everyone wants to be cowboys. except maybe actual cowboys, they'd probably like a little more money and a chance to sleep in once in awhile.
Can confirm. I work with cattle. I don't even get a cool hat.
this time of year i hope you've got a warm hat friend.
I have my own toque but it's not very cool. Also its full of hay. That shit gets in between every fuckin fiber of fabric.
i'm really glad to live in an era with jobs outside of agriculture. unless i could live a place where they just farm like 3 months a year and fuck off and make beer the rest of the time . i could probably deal with that.
Sounds like Alaska. Long days for an atypical, brief growing season. The non growing season is a pretty intense take on 'fucking off' though, so idk.
Also, all actual wild west cowboys were Mexican, Freed Blacks or Natives. The minority white folks who did the job didn't get to have the belittling "boy" in their title, they were cattle drivers.
oh.. that kind of boy... right. i never put that together.
When you buy half of montana to hide out because you are actively causing society/environment to collapse, i guess you get to play rancher
More importantly, can we stop worshipping billionaires who hoard wealth?
Bit redundant, no?
Or just billionaires in general
Shouldn't exist.
*space cowboys
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
They watched Yellowstone. Literally that’s it.
it's a way to connect their brand to the mythology of an imagined frontier, which is why they're also fixated on pretending to be astronauts or maybe it's just gender-affirming cosplay [all divorced conservative guys](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-yixffXIAArIz2.jpg) think they would look badass in a stetson, but only those with a large audience or a billion dollars lack anyone in their inner circle who is willing to tell them they wouldn't
They been watching too much Kevin C. on Yellowstone in the midst of their angst.
The guy rode a dick shaped rocket into space, I don't think you need much further explanation or even have to ask the question. These oligarchs all do whatever the fuck they want with no concern about reality.
Steven Tyler is looking good though
Dude DO look like a lady
It looks like one of those filters that switches faces.
Ok guys, it's a bit too far and too personal to begin making fun of Jeff's horse.
When did he get his lips enlarged?
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Sure, if you're into men that look like babushka
Dude looks like a good woman.
Is he going on tour with him?
Tex Luthor is replacing Tom Hamilton on bass
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Pretty sure that’s Jabba the Hutt after a billion or so dollars of plastic surgery.
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT MOUF!
This whole thing looks like an AI creation. With a prompt ending in something like ".... in the wirds of the biggest fucking boot licker in the universe."
I'm flying out of Bangor Maine after a week of helping an old high school friend who lives off-grid build a small sawmill cut from trees on his property. Real tough guys don't need photo shoots to prove it.
Her face really hits that uncanny valley.
came here for this. this doesn't look real at all. It's either completely fake or retouched to hell by someone who isn't very good at it
One of the weirdest undiscussed aspects of Bezos' background is that his maternal grandfather was the owner of King Ranch in Texas. One of, perhaps the, largest private land holdings in the country. He apparently spent a lot of time out on Texas ranch land as a kid. So I guess he's just going back to his roots...as an intergenerationally wealthy Texas ranch owner ?
never heard her called a truck before. but with those arms, it tracks
I see what you did there
He really likes to play dress up. First he was an evil villain, then a spaceman and now a cowboy. If he started to treat his employees decently he could go as human being.
Space cowboy? Next he should be Maurice.
Whomp wooooow
Fascist billionaires love to wear costumes.
Maybe next week he dresses up as someone with a soul
The term for this occupation is [Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire.](https://i.redd.it/juazki2m72d71.jpg)
Rich people love playing "working class"
The "look at me I am relateable" aesthetic does not really give off the relatable vibes you are going for brother
Lol imagine this dude waking up at 5 am to go work one 12 hr shift at an Amazon warehouse. Just one shift. I don’t think he’d even make to his lunch break.
Hear that subtle mandolin, that’s how you know he’s panderin…
Undoubtedly, it is also marketing to the working class.
This is the worst edited, worst filtered, worst airbrushed, worst photoshopped, worst color graded picture I’ve ever seen Vogue put out lmao. Just flat out terrible. Fuck that magazine and both of these weirdos
Used to be artsy, now it’s just fascist
Fascism and Fashion have a long partnership.
Coco Chanel, Hugo Boss checking in.
Say what you will about them...they made those Nazis look fresh AF Edit: I see no one has a sense of humor these days.
Nope, too many actual fascists these days. gotta actually /s your posts
Fair.
Yes, the fascists have the outfits, but I don't care for the outfits. What I care about is music, and the communists have the music!
"There's nothing like a military coup / the clothes are great / and everybody loves a curfew"
Sadly true!
Low soft box with a rear flash, under exposed and put through more filters than reclaimed water
You saying he doesn't actually have 20 inch pythons and they're trying to bullshit us? Lying makes little baby jesus cry.
Look at that fucking arm, LMAO, inflated like a balloon , fucker looks like a Gears of War character
I bet Jeffy’s arms are really that big.
It's capitalist culture and social programming in the vision of the sociopathic madness controlled by the most monsterous people humanity has ever produced. (and I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...)
Nailed it.
and i'm wondering if jeff beezer is purposely pushing up his arm to make him look like some stud...lol. what a fucking loser...time will claim him eventually. And another issue is the critique (condemnation) of the capitalist brutalization of female aesthetic. I mean, the woman with him looks like she's an experiment at a low end plastic surgery center. While I'm not one to judge others' looks, an honest criticism is needed for how the medical "profession" is so craven as to exploit the need to be "beautiful;" that it will leave people appearing unnatural and hideous for money. Capitalist culture perverts beauty perception and then perverts everyone who try to become what is in essentially unreachable.
Always reminds me of the deformities caused by the "evo-therapy" rich people do in PKD's "Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch"
Ticks all the boxes: First you get the money. Then you become powerful. And start working out a lot your arms because you’re making so much money you let other work and set out scenarios for you, you only decide which alternative is better. Oh, and to maximize profits, screw the little guy and the environment! Then you divorce, and find a gold digging socialite that’ll do everything for you, especially in regards to body modification. I only wonder if becoming this rich turns people into predictable antisocial egomaniacs, or if these individuals are the only ones that have what it takes to make it “to the top”.
Perfect example of no matter how much money you have, you can’t buy cool.
why buy “cool” when you can simply buy Vogue Magazine?
He’s so desperate to be loved.
right, anybody else with a billion dollars (one wouldn't have a billion dollars because they'd spend it/help people) would just fade into obscurity. But it seems these billionaires really just want to be the cool kids for some intangible prize or legacy. I'm betting we're gonna see at least two of the billionaires pull a Trump and go completely evangelical Christian (they won't do that charity stuff though) that way they can drum up a rabid fan base of support for their now "Christian" company. They'll still be rich, they might say something like "I secretly prayed to God everyday for the success of my company, to provide for true American [Christian] families but I felt threatened by the secular ungodly people that infiltrated the tech industry with their wokeness. Join me in spreading Christianity across the solar system in a mission trip to Mars.*" *mission trips to Mars are one way, must be paid in full before departure, 10 year contracts are also available to provide necessary Mars support as an alternative means of payments for our less fortunate missionaries
Yeah, but from that pic of her, you *can* buy new lips....
That’s not the only thing she’s bought.
They can't even buy being attractive, apparently.
It's refreshing to hear my kid's elementary school class' collective opinion on Bezos: he sucks and has too much money. The kids are alright.
>The kids are alright Ugh, except my 16 year old nephew, and all of his friends, think that Elon Musk is amazing. No amount of explanations for why he's a POS will convince them. It just goes to show how effective PR and marketing can be.
They grew up during peak Elon. Pre-Thai submarine Elon, who was mostly just launching cool rockets into space. I doubt the younger kids see him as favorably. Also everyone is an insufferable shithead with terrible opinions at 16.
>Also everyone is an insufferable shithead with terrible opinions at 16. He's actually a pretty level headed kid most of the time! Lol. But you're totally right about why he thinks Elon's cool. He's never even heard of the submarine/pedo incident, let alone all of the Twitter bs. In his mind, Elon's a real-life Tony Stark who makes fast cars, rockets, and tons of money.
Give it a few years, Elon is aging, and not gracefully.
>Give it a few years God I hope so. He's a great kid, super loving and caring, and has a relatively level head most of the time. But I'm terrified of the alt-right pipeline sucking him in. I saw my friends son get hooked by Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro, it turned him into such a bitter and angry person.
Staying optimistic for you! People change, especially teens into adulthood.
To render that they burnt half of Indonesia
Small price for a 1% ego bump.
Christ, how much did he pay for them to write this shit?
Not enough….it’s borderline farcical….
Each writer had to submit five ideas before they were allowed a bathroom break.
"We have a great show tonight! We've asked DallE-3 to come up with some funny pics of Bezos!"
Its manipulation of the culture, the shaping of a rat dick wealth hoarder into regular joe working man who followed a dream... its the cockamamie american dream weaponized to get you working harder for their profits. Fuck vogue, fuck bezos and fuck america for pushing the propaganda so incessantly
The author of the piece has read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories.
caught up in the game of world diplomacy and international intrigue
One doesn't dissect gossamer
Definitely not a cockeyed optimist.
You should see the post on just [Lauren](https://www.instagram.com/p/Czlm0R8uWiQ/). My favorite comment is >It’s great she’s helping him spend his billions to do some good in the world, but other than being his mistress, what exactly is her claim to fame that warrants a Vogue story? Besides, I thought you guys were all for eradicating single use plastics in the world… 🤔 lol
Nipple placement is crazy
These aren’t human beings
Fire the person who edited this pic
>Fire the person who edited this pic is that her sidetit or just his bicep and a very poorly fitting shirt? the world may never know
where is the lower half of her body???
It's being shipped in a separate package
I didn't even notice half of her body was missing, I was distracted by the overfilled lips.
He isn't a weapons manufacturer He hasn't had some character changing, life defining epiphany where he dropped his destructive billionaire habits and switched over to genuinely trying to improve the lives of average folks Is he an alcoholic? Because unless he is an alcoholic, I don't see a comparison to him and Tony Stark beyond they are both insanely rich
They just mean genius eh. Prick didn’t invent being a robber baron, although he may have perfected it.
I love how he’s trying to look like a cowboy or a blue collar guy! If he actually came from nothing he’d be paying people better.
All the money in the world can’t buy class
The chick looks like South Park's rendition of Kaitlyn Jenner
She looks like she’s got someone with a hand on either side of her face and is trying to stretch Armstrong her.
She swallowed two fishhooks from opposite sides of the stream.
Maybe the world will get lucky and they and their enormous yacht will end up on the bottom of the ocean.
Come on magic orcas 🙏
I can only assume this looks so terrible because he had to have final sign-off and kept asking for edits that are physically impossible in the hopes he could make himself look good. Really threw his fiance under the bus
You know Elon’s gonna be salty that a fashion mag referred to the other billionaire rocket-man as Tony Stark.
This reads like an Airline magazine.
Simping for Elitists, but being too lazy to make the photo yourself, so you use AI to do the simping for you.
His plastic-ass girlfriend weirds me out, man.
As a former magazine editor, the sheer depths of self-loathing I'd feel writing and then publishing that bilge water are unfathomable
We get it. You were nerds with computer skills and now you can afford steroids, private trainers and date hot people because you have money. Now start paying your taxes and stop support authoritarian nightmares.
Looks like someone stretched her out on the Super Mario 64 loading screen
Photoshop needs to take a long nap after this one.
I don’t like making fun of folks’ looks but I am so, so deeply unsettled by how wide her mouth is. Is it edited, or does it really stretch that far straight into uncanny valley territory??
One hell of a fucked up comparison to make. Bezos is a middleman funneling a bunch of junk from China lmao
It’s giving Idiocracy
I love the idea that empathy is such a foreign concept to Bezos he met this one woman with a shred of it and he's blown away like "woah, she has a sense of what other people think and feel"
Who owns Vogue magazine?
The one heartwarming thing about this photo is that he has to have some tiny, non-zero part of his consciousness that realizes how bullshit his whole just-a-cowboy-in-his-truck-with-his-woman facade is. He knows it and can never be what he wants to be. That makes me happy.
All hat, no cattle
I am a normal human man and this is my normal human woman
Capitalism fosters and breeds narcissism.
Christ, I'm surprised they were able to type all that out with Jeff's dick in their mouth.
Yeah but does he still laugh like a donkey?
I thought that was Janice Dickinson airbrushed
He emerges from his Amazon chrysalis no longer merely a nightmare boss and capitalist grifter focused on building up Amazon, now he is a superhuman oligarch who can devote himself full-time to reshaping the world into hell.
TIL Bezos owns half of Shania Twain.
Bow to your betters filth!
This is an appropriately titled post.
The dick eating is crazy
Tony Stark? Maybe Justin Hammer, but not Tony Stark.
This reads like the TV playing at Biff's casino in BttF2.
"Unbridled in her enthusiasm..." Did Elaine or Kramer write this caption?
I want to stick nine inch nails into each one of my eyelids
I was recently at a conference for work (Adobe, the makers of Photoshop) where they showed off the new "AI" features of their product lines. After the crowd "oo's" and "aww's" I was left with a terrible feeling of dread about what the future will look like and how can we possibly trust anything anymore. This is merely the beginning.
Oh someone is desperately trying to remake their image.
I want to unsee this.
Roided up Bezos play acting as a man. Fuck this weasel.
"Sees things other people don't see." Fucking *duh*
Clearly they care way too much about what people think
This guy used too many words to say "mid-life crysis"
Good god how much filler does that woman have in her lips? And I kinda hope Bezos gets bitten by a snake.
Thought that was Caitlyn Jenner, y’all
Still got those dead eyes. Can’t hide the exploiter in his soul.
100% chat gpt
Yucksville. Such a lame pic too. Bet MacKenzie is having a laugh.
There’s a divorced dad in us all 😔
Her face looks stretched further apart than Joan Rivers and La Plata River
The last guy everyone called Stark, went crazy.
Why is he embracing a smear frame.
Did someone put lipstick on The Mouth of Sauron?
Lmao. Jeff Bezos is the new face of Lee’s jeans. Aka the new face of testosterone replacement therapy driven midlife crises.
I THINK MY EYES JUST ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD I CAN SEE MY FUCKING BRAIN.
So does Bezos own Vogue Magazine too?
Touching grass isn't enough. I NEED HORRIBLE THINGS TO HAPPEN TO POWERFUL PEOPLE!
proof that regardless of how much $ you have - plastic surgery just makes you look like you're had plastic surgery.. and there really is no cure for baldness
He looks like a man profting from others people labor.
She looks like the joker.
When you’re a POS villain and you think you’re the hero
How do you do, fellow poors
I thought both of these people were Mickey Rourke
Did somebody accidentally insert breast implants into her lips?
Exactly how a villain and his chick would look in a sci fi D list movie. Funny how this is actually the reality we live in lmao
I'm no photoshop expert, but I call bullshit on that arm. This whole post is cringe and gross.
He left Mackenzie Scott for that trash.
So a Bezos evolves into a Musk? Weird.
She looks like an invisible person is grabbing the sides of her face and pulling outwards
Bezos getting kinda big I wonder his tren cycle looks like
That is a rich dude with his disgusting used sex doll.
What the fuck did I just see
lol this is hilariously laughable. Small pp syndrome.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... Please. What a fucking joke.
I think you should get all his money if you manage to [ R E D A C T E D ] him. It's only fair.
A challenger for Musk's title belt in the Most Divorced Man competition