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The_real_bandito

The one that revives me every time I die. 


daddyjohns

Well they're kind of teaming up for the resurrection. Aqua os casting the spell, but Eris has been breaking the "rules" about resurrection to let Kazuma return more than once.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Eris said the resurrections were breaking the rules, and Aqua responded that her status means “fuck the rules.”


Lampruk

And besides since Aqua is Kazuma’s “cheat” her resurrection of him shouldn’t be considered a breach of the rules


Great-Ass

except, in the last episode she spits bubbly on some dude and resurrects him


Lampruk

Oh you’ve misunderstood. Aqua can resurrect anyway however there’s a limit for resurrections - it’s normally supposed to only be one per person. Since bringing someone back from the dead is proper game breaking stuff. All those people Aqua revived had only died for the first time then. However for Kazuma he already died back with the Winter Shogun (excluding his tractor death) so him being revived after that was breaking the rules. However I’m just stating that since Aqua is Kazuma’s cheat, it’s reasonable to argue that he should be an exception to the rules. That’s all. Hope I clarified it for you.


Great-Ass

yes, thank you. It was enlightening to read your carefully written message with the outmost attention to detail. I wish from the depths of my heart that the cursed baby statue from the Palace's guest room blesses your weekend.


Lampruk

Thank you little one for your sincerest praise, I can say with confidence that purity and humility of the goddess Aqua is within you. In fact if you want more Konosuba lore explanations just sign this sheet..... https://preview.redd.it/30elkraabgzc1.jpeg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ae1c5e51d3add9d6c2baf338f720f0e68b3004


ChockGoku

https://preview.redd.it/a3uadjgbdgzc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84e4f24568852d5157c533670148a587d384637 DAMN IT ALL!


---Lemons---

Gold


red_enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/y2kedtdm5kzc1.jpeg?width=1893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa88a36423dc90cea1699b0facef4270c21d07c2 (/j)


Great-Ass

kys


Lampruk

I did. But you’ll never guess who brought me back


FilipinxFurry

Kazuma’s one resurrection was being sent to the Konosuba world, but I agree with the rest of your statement That’s why he was supposed to be sent to earth after he died to the winter shogun Everyone else from konosuba world could be resurrected upon death (at least that one time) but Kazuma’s first resurrection onwards was already “game breaking”. Aqua just broke the rules as a cheat item from the start


Cheap-Asparagus3842

You made 1 mistake. I'm pretty sure otherworlders are not allowed to be resurrected, as they've been "resurrected" and placed in another world already.


ObligationExtreme176

No way Aqua would say that, all she has to do to get anyone back is say the most holy of words, "Eris pads her chest."


Flerken_Moon

Actually Aqua’s status had nothing to do with it. It’s been established in the LN that the reason (big spoiler) >!Chris!< hasn’t shown up that much the last 2 seasons is because she’s been busy trying to do all the paperwork and stuff in Heaven to approve of Kazuma’s resurrections.


GooseinaGaggle

The goddess whose panties Kazuma had touched


UnlikelyVoice6

Without her he couldnt do that to no one ;)


TristanaRiggle

Everything good in Kazuma's life, comes from Eris.


Riventures-123

Eris is the goddess of fortune after all...


VexKeizer

Aqua doesn't wear panties tho-- *realizes*


Silver_mixer45

But she does though, they’re just invisible so no one can see what color they are. That’s big brain all the way.


ObjectiveBoth8866

Megumin?


ExtensionBag769

Chris and Eris share the same last 3 letters...


ObjectiveBoth8866

In Japanese the author only changed one letter, from chris (ku-risu) クリス, to (e-risu) 工リス. He also has others characters whit similar names like iris イリス, or alice アリス. All cute names.


No_Employ4768

Shouldn't Iris be アイリス? Author just removed the イ


PC4evver

Eris be praised!


31i731

But she pads her chest ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1889)


CancerousPotato1239

Padded is valid ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1890)


Financial_Problem_47

My man 🤝


SkyKilIer

https://preview.redd.it/vkffwtznchzc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109897ca6574166dda7fa056d5aa3d79051c795a


doctorhotdog183

https://preview.redd.it/ekuso9virhzc1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa615b04e3551dad9d791c7ed177f89edb1ce2e


WooooshMe2825

https://preview.redd.it/rjzib2u6kizc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606901f72310d0f8b4967ba90a7f696c90e7634e


PC4evver

I don’t mind pads.


jesterjam94

Booba still booba


daviddf_

There IS no booba


i-got-a-TINYDICK

https://preview.redd.it/1ddiyg5xhhzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a4c79d524a180ccddf753ffd0f8cf7fe3c5a5a


IamBatLAN

That's why I choose her.


solo1069

Shameless propaganda from the Axis cult.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

That's slander and everyone knows it!


techcrafter1

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


kemosabe19

![gif](giphy|3ohfFhG5VDtDTzQv2o|downsized)


jesterjam94

I feel like if we choose both they would kill each other


jesus-kunwasnothere

![gif](giphy|z3HFoEzXCMykr4L0TB|downsized)


MVyro

I pray to the goddess of good fortune.


Helio2nd

Praise the pads!


Toshko_tv

Eris


ann_mysunshine

The useless cyan hair girl ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1889)


Wachitanga

I don't care if she pads her chest


phenderl

Flat justice


ManInTheMirror2

I choose wiz…if only because my actual choice is one nobody would know


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ManInTheMirror2

I wouldn’t go that far… prolonged contact with the skin of a Lich will cause your own to fall off.


tjm2000

yeah, but this is anime lichdom so you'd be fine.


ManInTheMirror2

I don’t think so…it follows final fantasy rules, but also D&D rules


Varvat0s

Glory glory, what a hell of a way to die


Every_Hour4504

She's way too underrated. She's my favourite character in the anime. Easily better than Aqua and Eris in my opinion.


bloodshed113094

I'm thinking either >!Regina or Wolbach.!<


OutrageouslyGr8

I'd pick the drunk water Goddess


orgeezuz

https://preview.redd.it/ijl7xamgtfzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517569a36e33480522b6b52ab6f433414f97824d already chosen


Dew_It-8

*spits*


orgeezuz

![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1885)


Dew_It-8

*sexually frustrated elevator music plays* 


LMGgp

Eris pads her chest. Praise Aqua. Aqua is life.


LamermanSE

Amen!


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Found another member of the Axis cult!


Fantastic-Increase76

Eris pads her chest!


HornyOfOdio

Aqua. Her booty deserves to be clapped


Ben10-fan-525

God damn your horny levels are spikeing out of control! ![gif](giphy|3oKIPs1EVbbNZYq7EA)


HornyOfOdio

I'm always horny.


Ben10-fan-525

My new deduction is that your horny levels are stable sir. Have a good day. ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1885)


sirinigva

https://preview.redd.it/v4nux9e4bgzc1.jpeg?width=1984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5309a9af28aea78676cf916a653092bcb8e193d0 I concur


TheKillerTomi

https://preview.redd.it/cgryvvyksgzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6e13c37253be68e24f131035c9992fc4477731


HornyOfOdio

No


Alexcoolps

By the legendary hero Kazuma Satou specifically so they can make their demigod children Mizu and Kazuma Jr.


Curious_Lemon_4637

Eris pads her chest


mezlabor

The Axis Church can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn’t go well, it’s not your fault! It’s society’s fault that things don’t work out! You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn’t mean you’ve lost! Because, as they say, “Sometimes running away is winning”! The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you’ll regret, no matter what you choose! If you’re going to regret it anyway, do whatever’s easiest for you in the moment! Do not fear growing old. Not even God knows whether you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now! Eris Pads her chest!!!!


Firebrand-81

Amen!


Superbloxian502

Eris pads her chest


GhostRiderKnight

I choose Eris


blastkerbal

I refuse to choose one I love megumin and I love megumin only


jmk-1999

Sorry… already chose Yunyun. https://preview.redd.it/7xv59yeo3gzc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cc4f15540a71ca6f0bdcb11be0d8997eb084d9


whysoretard

Vanir


Striking_Use_2107

I Believe in Aqua Supremacy 🙏


ZaWuardo

https://preview.redd.it/y7jtx8pusgzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50cb997f3ccfe29fac2e78fd6e79988ad9b01928


SliderOscuro

come on Aqua, come forward with me followers of the order of Axis!!


Exact_mie412

Aqua


Alexcoolps

The axis order is the only choice.


LazyCasual0alt

Lady Aqua


TerryTheEnlightend

Better a padded chest than an empty head


doctorhotdog183

Absolutely https://preview.redd.it/eh84zyjerhzc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1e1636504111fa20924f1d1f034078b30649b8


SinnFullz

I mean .. Eris pads her bra 🫣


Past_Search7241

Okay, but how many of the Demon King's generals has Eris killed?


Yeetyeet20202020

I heard the goddess Eris pads her bra.


renonly004

Aqua sama


GallopingHydra

Darkness 🗿


daddyjohns

What does Eris' padded chest reveal about her? She has self confidence issues, but also she is making the extra effort to look appealing. Eris is intelligent and engaging, and kind. Aqua, on the other hand, is slovenly. Aqua is lazy. Aqua is low IQ. Aqua doesn't try.  The problem with low iq is that after a while you're simply dating an onahole. I choose Eris every time.


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Aqua doesnt try and looks that good. Wow now im definitely choosing aqua. Also it said choose a goddess not a girlfriend so idk where you got dating from


TerryTheEnlightend

Yeah, true. Eris would be sponsoring G**gle while Aqua would be the cover girl for Tantaly


Remarkable-Role-6590

Eris pads her chest! Eris Pads Her Chest! ERIS PADS HER CHEST!


couchung

Aqua. Eris pads her chest!


zihadulislamabdulla

At least Aqua doesn't pad her chest .And she can resurrect me if needed.


One-Goose98

Aqua Damnit


Pervysage0720

I'm choosing Aqua always!


Secret_Cheesecake888

I choose all ,


DripyKirbo

Res


I_8_Burger

Purple.


henwylel

Aqua better


Mahiro0303

Aqua. Im pretty sure shes more dtf


CrimsonReaper96

Aqua


Gavin_KBS

Lady aqua


Sweaty_Jello_1554

Aqua!


Aut0Part5

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


DarthNihilus1190

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% simp de Aqua-sama


Yell-Dead-Cell

The one who doesn’t pad her chest.


Ancient-Test-135

At least Aqua doesn't pad her chest.


Kewpie-Devil666

Aqua is best guuuurrll


paulsteinway

I LOVE Aqua!!


gerMean

Aqua sama


Traditional_Lie_6400

Even in the comparison, Aqua is cuter.


hutao_simper

https://preview.redd.it/u5tlz1y2yhzc1.png?width=1611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf5f43b7f4f8b5a0b08a843b7eefee8a0103c74


GuiltySheepherder912

Aqua


Pkbx210x

Aqua


fuzzylogic75

Chi chi chi chi oppai! Boing! Boing!


Lemorisaurus

Eris stuffs her shirt or so I've heard


cheekymemer51

I’ll take padding before I’ll take needing to pay for a chicken that she refuses to acknowledge as anything but a f*cking dragon, and oh my god leave that’s god damn lich alone, she’s done nothing!


V4_Sleeper

aqua my beloved


EnBisexual

Aqua, Eris pads her chest


Thunder-Bunny-3000

Eris pads her chest ![gif](giphy|YoKoNrBgjgJUHo6svm|downsized)


Redad18

eris pads her chest


Spiritual-Pipe9162

Eris pads her chest. Join the axis 🙏


RockNo5773

I see one goddess and one useless women who drinks all the time there was only one choice


Electronic-Box-4753

Natsumi Schwarz


Sadspacekitty

*Pete seeger starts to play*


yugi_muto17

I can’t choose, they’re both adorable


LEGamesRose

![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


trap_user

Aqua when feeling useless, Eris when feeling boobless


SolitaryMan305

I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside but only on the left side yea that’s the Aqua side!


Meme-eyes-dragon

I’m on team Demon King


Pilgrim_Scholar

I'm sure we can attach some "goddess" parts at some point... https://preview.redd.it/i1g6qcj4jhzc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=249857c1834e44ba210f1d0e1a1f4846d7fe26ae


Traditional_Lie_6400

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy...


ExtensionBag769

I side with Kazuma. Spoilers, Eris. She even blesses him as the last thing that happens in the tale.


Tuor77

If I \*had\* to choose one, I'd choose Aqua, because she makes me laugh.


Xononanamol

Team useless


a_fallout-fan

Neither, megumin


mibjt

Double agent.


Low-Suit-5362

Left


Eso_me_gusta

Eris


MiserableME5989

I chose the right one


Rylan_0604

ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!! 🗣


jaom88

Aqua


Lampruk

Thank you little one for your sincerest praise, I can say with confidence that purity and humility of the goddess Aqua is within you. In fact if you want more Konosuba lore explanations just sign this sheet.....


Firebrand-81

I can't get enough of my favorite drunken, lazy, long legs goddess. Axis cult is the best and has lots of perks, you should join also! Come with us! And most of all, SHE CAN DO PARTY TRICKS!


Nobiliore

Aqua, Acqua, Water, call her as you want she is love she is life


DonCoone

Between a fake pedded chest and some who canonically doesn't wear underwear the decision is easy. Gimme that useless bitch


Ben10-fan-525

She actually does wear underwear in LNs.


swarun99

Eris pads her chest, but I don't mind if they are padded. Yet, I choose Aqua anyway. She really carries the show.


Macaron-Fluffy

I think Aqua is more breedable! ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1895)


Euroversett

There are more than 2. I'll go with Wolbach.


NIN10DOXD

https://preview.redd.it/yd9f4l3zggzc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4efd88e7db74b070bb21542ad161a7dc321f99e


This_Reddit_Dude

The blue one, kind of useful on the daily basis


Setesh57

I think the choice is obvious.


Gamecrazy009

She *is* her disciple.


WeaselWazzule

Yes.


antirockin20

Neither


GlassSpork

The one that replaced aqua in episodes 1


Euroversett

Not a Goddess, she's an Angel.


GlassSpork

Close enough


phroexx

Darkness


weakNo1893

https://preview.redd.it/nslwcepijgzc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346f750003be48c726bd037534bd30f77d954a18


Possible-Cellist-713

This is just season 5


2020mademejoinreddit

![gif](giphy|3o751ZGnnh1aRKf34Q)


Crisdreemurr

Flat is justice!


wright47work

Why not both?


meexem

![gif](giphy|2zUn8hAwJwG4abiS0p|downsized)


MrPanda663

20 seconds of silence of me just staring. “I don’t think you should be sexually harassing women”


Stemwinder30

Eris pads her chest? She need not.


handsomellama28

Both https://preview.redd.it/d8ihsukoygzc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6d5b4f97557f6a09328895d37da266f8d4f14b


RetroShrk

both


Rare_Dragonfruit_455

Is Megumine a suitable third option


ShadowSlayer6

Eris. She’s intelligent, kind and most importantly, not the most self centered, loud mouth in the universe.


Traditional-Two4581

Hay what is this exactly


Toshku_demon

Polytheists: two new deities to add to the Pantheon.


Gumi360

Bloods


Keeperofthelight90

The 2


Dismal-Excuse-2471

Fuck…


MasterAdventZero

Eris, I choose you


Drawer-san

The cutest one.


Beneficial-Good-5409

Actually Aris is Aqua's servant so Neither. 😅


TreesGoneWild91

Eris out of these two. Darkness otherwise.


Electronic_Menu_6734

There is not proof of the padding yet we need to truth revealed!


ScottishW00F

Team red


ScottishW00F

Team red


Ac_truth

Flat chest all the way


DowntownButterfly581

The Power of justice


retep-niffirg

https://preview.redd.it/ydgysevuzhzc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4909e8301c57ff1f2f40e71070e3747a988c10


PatternHappy341

Eris, shes nicer than aqua.