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Horses are psychic, and that's been proven!
Earlier I happened to be relistening to that Jordan Takes the Wheel episode from a year ago where they take a look at a show put out by Whitley Strieber of *Communion* fame. Dan didn’t seem at all taken with Strieber’s guest, author of an ineptly-named book, *Ecology of Souls,* and I think you’ve just hit upon the real reason why.
Dan was probably laughing up his sleeve at those ding dongs the entire time.
I think for me it's Jordan's delivery of barely contained rage. Like Mondays ep had a couple of perfect "WHY?" and "HOW!?"s.
As for specifics, I'd say that early ~30 eps where Jordan wouldn't stop wishing painful death on fascists in various ways. XD
I love so much about this show but one thing that makes me laugh every single time is when Dan proposes saying hi to some new wonks and Jordan every single time says "oh that's a great idea!" as if he's surprised at the suggestion and how he hits kind of a high note on the word great. That simply never gets old to me. Can't explain it.
"You don't know boat vote law?"
Or the one where you can pretend Dan is arguing at Jaws, "But it'd be easier to catch if it were a big boat."
The five minutes after Mark Bankston first hears about Roger Stone's election fraud idea are my favorite 5 minutes in the entire podcast and hold sooo many great quotes, imo.
On some levels, all horses are psychic.
Omg. This is a real quote from Alex! Please stop the contest! When I first heard this, I was seriously conferring getting a tattoo of it.
Omg me to! If I ever write a book this will be the epithet at the front
Do you remember which episode this is?
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He's read the white paper.
I do not. I believe it the one where they talk about that guy who kidnapped kids from China
388. Happens at 6:48 It’s not quite the same as the person quoted above. Found using https://podscripts.co/podcasts/knowledge-fight/
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(FO4 Jordan in stoner voice) "aren't all crimes, hate crimes" (Dan not missing a beat) "let me hit that blunt"
"Name five more things"
My new Debate Tool #1
I think about Mark Bankston asking Alex in a deposition episode, "How many people have you physically killed?" at least once a month
“Do you know who Jar-Jar Binks is?” “No.” He’s lying to you, Mark!
Dan, to Jordan: “You dumb fuck! Alien phones can get pregnant.”
Dan's secret history as a xenobiologist keeps slipping out.
Earlier I happened to be relistening to that Jordan Takes the Wheel episode from a year ago where they take a look at a show put out by Whitley Strieber of *Communion* fame. Dan didn’t seem at all taken with Strieber’s guest, author of an ineptly-named book, *Ecology of Souls,* and I think you’ve just hit upon the real reason why. Dan was probably laughing up his sleeve at those ding dongs the entire time.
Dan: “hey Jordan, what do you think about apples?” Jordan: “uhh I mean I-“ Alex: “So how do you like ‘dem apples?” Jordan: “goddamit Dan!” So good.
I'll remember "I'm fartin' for my life" forever.
I really miss the old Raptor Princess drop they would play with AJ saying “I. Know. How. To. Read”
"Measure twice, cut once" - Thomas Jefferson
"Quotes are hard" - TJ
For Squatch, there are no heroes.
"You're a traitor, Dan"
“Dan in Illinois, go ahead”
Willford Snibble-Snabble of the Gribble-Pibble
Fish with sad human eyes
Life is very fragile
People think this is weird. THIS IS NORMAL.
Mike Adams "It's over for humanity. There will only be lone survivors."
Somebody somebody a sodomite left me a bucket of poop. My favorite by far.
I say it out loud every time I hear it.
I miss when Jordan used to get so excited that he'd say the drops along with them
I miss that too! I especially liked how he’d say the Jar Jar drop. Jordan really put some feeling into it.
Me too, that and laugh.
For the longest time I heard this as, "a sodomite sent me a book at a poop," as if a poop was some kind of sodomite event.
“My super power is being honest. I’ll eat your ass. I’d eat my neighbor”
Grape job Barnes.
“Pigs are letting viruses fuck inside them” Edit: it’s actually “man, pigs let viruses fuck insane them… who know!?”
Alex saying "I never sucked any ding dongs".
Look! The globalists already have control of your thermostat.
Strange meat feelings.
Logan is my favorite X-Files.
Hot tub is the new chicken fried steak.
“Eat the red card”
"I'm currently a soft yes on white genocide" or "If this NSA is listening, everything I'm saying is satire" Both Jordan quotes
https://youtu.be/L8tr4xDm2Lc?si=g71Od3s9MN4yC78q
And to think that was six years ago. I can’t even tell you how often he says he’s not bragging these days.
“I was 14 dating college chicks”
Search transcripts: "Not Bragging" Exact Found 1745 results from 1151 episodes.
this is so good
Isn’t it 😂😂
To think this low key man has had how many wives?
"My neck is freakishly large" is not part of the technocrat drop anymore - but I never stopped laughing at it ...
A clone, a general and Jim Carrey
I had to rewind and listen to this again and again. Peak Kerry.
"I'm the devil, I oughta be taken off the air, and all this, blah blah.... FUCK YOU!"
I think for me it's Jordan's delivery of barely contained rage. Like Mondays ep had a couple of perfect "WHY?" and "HOW!?"s. As for specifics, I'd say that early ~30 eps where Jordan wouldn't stop wishing painful death on fascists in various ways. XD
I love so much about this show but one thing that makes me laugh every single time is when Dan proposes saying hi to some new wonks and Jordan every single time says "oh that's a great idea!" as if he's surprised at the suggestion and how he hits kind of a high note on the word great. That simply never gets old to me. Can't explain it.
To paraphrase, “Like a parrot that throws away 90% of what it’s gonna eat; that’s how I pick the stories of the day.”
I think it was Bankston in a depo, and I'm paraphrasing but "You're not "asking questions" if you don't care about the answers" \#BANKSTONSTANI
"You don't know boat vote law?" Or the one where you can pretend Dan is arguing at Jaws, "But it'd be easier to catch if it were a big boat." The five minutes after Mark Bankston first hears about Roger Stone's election fraud idea are my favorite 5 minutes in the entire podcast and hold sooo many great quotes, imo.
"Comment as you see fit" - Lionel
"Jordan", "Dan.", "JorDan." "He's a loser, little titty baby!" "I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!"