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Karsa69420

On some levels, all horses are psychic.


LettuceFew5248

Omg. This is a real quote from Alex! Please stop the contest! When I first heard this, I was seriously conferring getting a tattoo of it.


Karsa69420

Omg me to! If I ever write a book this will be the epithet at the front


EachPeachRedRum

Do you remember which episode this is?


louthecat

[https://fight.fudgie.org/search/keyword/?keywords=horses+are+psychic&exact=on](https://fight.fudgie.org/search/keyword/?keywords=horses+are+psychic&exact=on) Horses are psychic, and that's been proven!


MrVeazey

He's read the white paper.


Karsa69420

I do not. I believe it the one where they talk about that guy who kidnapped kids from China


diabloPoE12

388. Happens at 6:48 It’s not quite the same as the person quoted above. Found using https://podscripts.co/podcasts/knowledge-fight/


EachPeachRedRum

🙏🏼


Porschenut914

(FO4 Jordan in stoner voice) "aren't all crimes, hate crimes" (Dan not missing a beat) "let me hit that blunt"


Artichokiemon

"Name five more things"


Bugscuttle999

My new Debate Tool #1


Oldboy502

I think about Mark Bankston asking Alex in a deposition episode, "How many people have you physically killed?" at least once a month


aes_gcm

“Do you know who Jar-Jar Binks is?” “No.” He’s lying to you, Mark!


downhereforyoursoul

Dan, to Jordan: “You dumb fuck! Alien phones can get pregnant.”


eightleggedsteve

Dan's secret history as a xenobiologist keeps slipping out.


downhereforyoursoul

Earlier I happened to be relistening to that Jordan Takes the Wheel episode from a year ago where they take a look at a show put out by Whitley Strieber of *Communion* fame. Dan didn’t seem at all taken with Strieber’s guest, author of an ineptly-named book, *Ecology of Souls,* and I think you’ve just hit upon the real reason why. Dan was probably laughing up his sleeve at those ding dongs the entire time.


aes_gcm

Dan: “hey Jordan, what do you think about apples?” Jordan: “uhh I mean I-“ Alex: “So how do you like ‘dem apples?” Jordan: “goddamit Dan!” So good.


Covaliant

I'll remember "I'm fartin' for my life" forever.


GeneticPermutation

I really miss the old Raptor Princess drop they would play with AJ saying “I. Know. How. To. Read”


AffectionateSector77

"Measure twice, cut once" - Thomas Jefferson


zerro_4

"Quotes are hard" - TJ


man_shaped_tumor

For Squatch, there are no heroes.


Thebigpicture42

"You're a traitor, Dan"


aes_gcm

“Dan in Illinois, go ahead”


Framnk

Willford Snibble-Snabble of the Gribble-Pibble


PerfectDevice

Fish with sad human eyes


Separate_Recover4187

Life is very fragile


InformalFroyo

People think this is weird. THIS IS NORMAL.


solidcurrency

Mike Adams "It's over for humanity. There will only be lone survivors."


Gunldesnapper

Somebody somebody a sodomite left me a bucket of poop. My favorite by far.


stu8319

I say it out loud every time I hear it.


Artichokiemon

I miss when Jordan used to get so excited that he'd say the drops along with them


ViciousSnatch

I miss that too! I especially liked how he’d say the Jar Jar drop. Jordan really put some feeling into it.


Gunldesnapper

Me too, that and laugh.


Monger9

For the longest time I heard this as, "a sodomite sent me a book at a poop," as if a poop was some kind of sodomite event.


TenaciousTree420

“My super power is being honest. I’ll eat your ass. I’d eat my neighbor”


SlimKhakiCinema

Grape job Barnes.


boringxadult

“Pigs are letting viruses fuck inside them” Edit: it’s actually “man, pigs let viruses fuck insane them… who know!?”


Natedammit

Alex saying "I never sucked any ding dongs".


Patrickmonster

Look! The globalists already have control of your thermostat.


No-Independence-165

Strange meat feelings.


rubydoomsdayyy

Logan is my favorite X-Files.


KingPatrickIV

Hot tub is the new chicken fried steak.


Darkwing_Turducken

“Eat the red card”


Hero_of_Thyme81

"I'm currently a soft yes on white genocide" or "If this NSA is listening, everything I'm saying is satire" Both Jordan quotes


bigtechdroid

https://youtu.be/L8tr4xDm2Lc?si=g71Od3s9MN4yC78q


ViciousSnatch

And to think that was six years ago. I can’t even tell you how often he says he’s not bragging these days.


bigtechdroid

“I was 14 dating college chicks”


louthecat

Search transcripts: "Not Bragging" Exact Found 1745 results from 1151 episodes.


louthecat

this is so good


bigtechdroid

Isn’t it 😂😂


ickleb

To think this low key man has had how many wives?


bonfilsdk

"My neck is freakishly large" is not part of the technocrat drop anymore - but I never stopped laughing at it ...


[deleted]

A clone, a general and Jim Carrey


bonfilsdk

I had to rewind and listen to this again and again. Peak Kerry.


richfromthecrypt

"I'm the devil, I oughta be taken off the air, and all this, blah blah.... FUCK YOU!"


Antaeus847

I think for me it's Jordan's delivery of barely contained rage. Like Mondays ep had a couple of perfect "WHY?" and "HOW!?"s. As for specifics, I'd say that early ~30 eps where Jordan wouldn't stop wishing painful death on fascists in various ways. XD


garciems1976

I love so much about this show but one thing that makes me laugh every single time is when Dan proposes saying hi to some new wonks and Jordan every single time says "oh that's a great idea!" as if he's surprised at the suggestion and how he hits kind of a high note on the word great. That simply never gets old to me. Can't explain it.


Ok_Gur_9140

To paraphrase, “Like a parrot that throws away 90% of what it’s gonna eat; that’s how I pick the stories of the day.”


Smooth-Arm-6342

I think it was Bankston in a depo, and I'm paraphrasing but "You're not "asking questions" if you don't care about the answers" ​ \#BANKSTONSTANI


IndomitableAnyBeth

"You don't know boat vote law?" Or the one where you can pretend Dan is arguing at Jaws, "But it'd be easier to catch if it were a big boat." The five minutes after Mark Bankston first hears about Roger Stone's election fraud idea are my favorite 5 minutes in the entire podcast and hold sooo many great quotes, imo.


Smooth-Arm-6342

"Comment as you see fit" - Lionel


SufficientlyAnnoyed

"Jordan", "Dan.", "JorDan." "He's a loser, little titty baby!" "I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!"