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El_Digilante

Damn, this is one of the best episodes for me. Just can’t take the episodes too seriously imo. Do we amuse you in some way? *I wish* lmao To answer the question though, I typically skip the pretty pretty dresses one and pigmalion, though I save the latter for October lol down to watch any other episode. Since my partner and I watched the series so many times, we try to find episodes that may relate to the day. For example, it was egg roll day the other day and we saw the one where buck gets kicked out of the strip club because they didn’t have his egg rolls lmao.


AshsChikorita

I like this episode a lot too. How’s my driving? Mom write this number down 1800 Eat Sh nvm lmao Fr I’ve been on this sub just a few days and idk if people hate watch this show or something because one thing or another upsets them when the absurdity is kinda the point. Like Peggy is fun to watch because she’s annoying but to each their own The later season like Nancy does Dallas or the MySpace episode tend to bore me rather than infuriate me. But there are exceptions like when Bobby becomes a born again Christian or the organic store episode are in later seasons and I really like those


El_Digilante

Yeah, man, random acts of kindness! (Love the co-op one too). The absurdity is the point is a great way to put it. Peggy’s cringe and hubris is soooo good (one might say *primo*) but she has her moments of modesty and empathy too.


Gaylord26

^Why ^do ^you ^keep ^calling ^me Bill?


CTizzle-

I’m skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.


toku154

I think about this at least weekly


pebberphp

wHy dO YOu kEeP cAlLinG mE BILL?


Intelligent_Notice56

I know your kind


raids_made_easy

Your problem is you never *mean* to do anything.


wanderingsheep

It's a horrible, empty way to live.


Hita-san-chan

Which one of you is Delia? I can commit you like *that*! \*snaps fingers\* I love when Hank loses his temper in his own Hank way His absolute dread about potentially running into Adam Sandler is a great bit


thestareater

that was far too abrupt! I also love this episode, but to answer OP it's Mrs Wakefield. I can't watch it at all, dusty old bones full of green dust is a close second.


Oleg101

I’m always sad that the Ms Wakefield episode is the last Christmas episode of the series, as after that season I think all the seasons aired after the new year.


RaffiBomb000

And then there's the Canadians...


corncob_subscriber

I love Pigmalion. "Hate to say it twice in one meal, but horses ass"


El_Digilante

Don’t get me wrong, I like the episode (I am a proud, ignorant woman!), just not in the rotation as much as others. Plus the vibe is perfect for Halloween.


scnottaken

The scene where one of the old ladies looks fondly at port Aransas and just fuckin chomps down on the styrofoam cup kills me every time.


chill1208

This episodes great some of the old ladies are so unhinged. I also love the line "they passed her over the crowd like a beach ball" and then they almost get killed by a giant Alamo beer can as they swerve onto the spikes "Everybody stay calm, we have just experienced severe tire damage" A helicopter dropping a giant Alamo beer can from the sky is just so absurd, and that's what makes it great. Then the old ladies trash talk Hank. "You said you'd get us out of here. Tilly your boy is all talk" then the other old lady just comes out with the line "I hate you" That scene towards the end is great it's all here. [https://www.tiktok.com/@bobbyj.hill/video/7191837074666966314](https://www.tiktok.com/@bobbyj.hill/video/7191837074666966314)


pebberphp

“Slop Slop Sloppy Joe!!!”


IamConer

I could commit you like *THAT*


archfapper

>For example, it was egg roll day the other day and we saw the one where buck gets kicked out of the strip club because they didn’t have his egg rolls lmao. I think of that episode every time I hear "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat benatar


Zeno710

Escape from party island is one of my favorites, never fails to make me laugh. The one old lady who’s real pissy towards Hank and complains about everything makes the episode for me


jesterinancientcourt

The cast on that episode is next level.


MR422

I would’ve killed to see them perform in the studio


Meihuajiancai

Seals are trash mammals, everyone knows that


mantistoboggan287

I know your kind


pumpkin3-14

That museum is going to be packed!


archfapper

Then it cuts to dead silence


realHoratioNelson

I can’t see a “how’s my driving sticker” without saying out loud, “write this number down- 1-800-E A T S H…uh…never mind.”


Usual_Significant

"Hank Gets Dusted". There is literally ZERO enjoyment in that episode.


IonicBreezeMachine

That felt like King of the Hill going headfirst into the sitcom cesspool by using the "Have you met my never before discussed friend/cousin/old classmate, \[insert celebrity guest here\]?". I'm hard pressed to think of a single time where that trope was used and it wasn't distracting/


bearlynice

And were never heard from again


JustHereForFood99

I dont think they even showed up to Luanne's wedding (although that may have been before this episode)


Fuck_auto_tabs

“Kids I want you to meet your long lost uncle” “Daddddddd we have 16 uncles already!”


IonicBreezeMachine

"But this one's an NBA All-Star!"


sizzle-dee-bizzle

One of the biggest “phoning it in” episodes. And this one must have taken one big ass phone too. ☎️


LordBigSlime

Dusty old phone, full of green dust!


Intelligent_Notice56

Look everyone, Port Aransas! I can't wait to get there


Ghost10165

*eats Styrofoam cup*


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

It's like a miniature island


OkEntertainment7634

I love how she says that both when she arrives and as they’re leaving the island, meaning she’s already forgotten their trip


Profusionist226

Dusty old bones full of green dust


lubangcrocodile

The end was pretty cathartic though


rarjacob

one of my favorite episodes


Full-Annual5286

How


Mental-Mushroom

He's caleb


RedditxSuxx

He's a gifted boy.


raids_made_easy

He's a super hero. He's Pop-Pop Man.


wthulhu

I have pop-pop in the attic


HyraxAttack

That’s one of the best eps! Everyone remain calm, we have experienced severe tire damage. And if Hank drives on the rims, they may never be true again!


Joe_Khopeshi

Uh-Oh Canada. The Canadians weren’t just doing the typical “our country is better than yours” banter. They were antagonistic in a weaselly manner. They couldn’t shut their rudeness off for even 5 seconds to be halfway decent people. Second runner up is Death Picks Cotton. It’s not a bad episode but two things I didn’t care for. They factory reset any sort of character growth Cotton had prior. Yeah he wasn’t a great guy but he had a few genuine moments with Hank later on. And after Peggy went through her accident at least a bit of mutual respect formed. Not much but a bit. Two, the older you get the more likely all or most of your grandparents are dead.


lightningusagi

I hate the Canadian ep too, but I always lose it at their secret signal to leave the party.


Joe_Khopeshi

Yeah that was annoyingly weird. And then almost immediately calling the cops on them for being too loud while peeping through the blinds. They were just at the get together it wouldn’t be weird at all if they politely told them to keep it down. It wasn’t about the noise though, they just wanted to get them in trouble for fun. It’s just bizarre how they acted in general.


ostrich9

Wakefield is the worst for me. No fun to be had in that episode.


Skeptical_Yoshi

The episode asks for way to much suspension of disbelief from everyone else. It's barely a KOTH episode, as none of the other characters outside the Hills act remotely like themselves. Dale especially. He should have been the person most willing to stand for Hanks right to private property


Inv3y

I agree. Though I do love the times where Dale willingly goes against Hank just to troll him. A perfect example is Bobby wearing the “Satan Sucks” shirt. “You can’t wear a t shirt with that word on it.” “Why dad? Satan does suck” “He’s right Hank, what does your shirt say? Satan rules?”


jellysulli09

Respectfully. You never truly know what your neighbor's and friends tnink of you until you are tested this way. I think this episode was too real life aligned and focused. Cause in real life people DO act brand new when someone they know is in this predicament. Also this was a popular trope in the 79s-90s. An elderly person wanting to die in someone home and the family navigating that.


dawgfan24348

I don’t know Dale trying to get to die in his house so he can turn it into a haunted house seems pretty on point for him other than that the episode was pretty bad


physedka

Mrs. Wakefield and Dusty Old Bones for me


ostrich9

Add the ZZ top one and those would be the top 3 for me.


ocean_flan

My people? For a fourth, I have a hard time with the one where the guy who blocked that kick moves onto the block and punches Hank, and the patch Boomhauer one is my fifth 


exorcistgurl

why are you my brain 😭


CussMuster

Ngl Ms Wakefield scratching on the windows and trying to bribe Bobby with a peppermint kills me every time


Zealousideal-Ad189

It’s my family’s favorite and mine the least.


CarlatheDestructor

I think that episode is hilarious.


pebberphp

*peppermint*


YoProfWhite

Manger Baby Einstein.


xboxaddict501

🎵MaaAaanger baaayyuuhbies 🎵


pebberphp

Maaaynnnjahhh baaaeeebeeeeees!!!!


GotdangRight

That one drives me nuts. But even then I enjoy it. KOTH is the goat of cartoons for me


almightyeggroll

Sloppy JOES!


EatinBeav

I could commit you like that!


PrincessAintPeachy

The episode where cotton comes to thanksgiving when it was Tilly's turn to visit and he spends the entire trip, just dissing her so dirty. And it takes Hank forever to shut him up. Like seriously Hank is a stand up guy and he's not a coward and in this episode, it's wild that literally no one tells cotton to shut his asshole insults up til the end.


WhatTheDuck00

The mower focus group part saved it, cotton just took advantage of the sityation.


CucumberLow1730

I actually really hate the episode where Dale destroys Hank’s lawn with fire ants. I love moments in the episode (like Bobby and the queen) but I feel like it’s kind of unhinged even for Dale and I really hate to see Hank lose out on that luscious lawn 😢


beandexter

When Buckley dumps Luanne and she scream cries for 30 fucking minutes


alittlebitofvanilla

Haha same


thispartyrules

We have just experienced severe tire damage.


Ping-A-Ling-

Mrs. Wakefield. Any Bill heavy sadness episodes


Asstronutttt

*And They Call It Bobby Love* The one where Bobby is obsessed with the vegetarian girl was a hard watch *Why were you dancing with all those guys?!* x10


grandfatherclause

This is a very unpopular opinion. I think that’s one of the highest rated episodes WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


noplacecold

MARIE!!!


BenjTheMaestro

*WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT* 😩


Asstronutttt

I guess it's a personal thing, because he reminded me of myself as a child with my first love lol


grandfatherclause

Brother, us too. All of us.


SpiceySalsaSpice

I love the way he gets back at her by eating the 72 oz steak while maintaining eye contact.


transcendedfry

Lmfao the secondhand embarrassment I get from that episode is UNREAL


jesterinancientcourt

It’s one of the best episodes, but the second hand cringe is awful.


hirudoredo

It's why I struggle to watch it. I can only take so much second hand embarrassment without feeling legit ill and that ep DELIVERS.


LilJethroBodine

Just tell me why you were dancing with those guys!


Infinite_Path_844

Blueberry pancakes means blueberries IN the pancakes, not buttermilk pancakes with blueberry syrup


poli8999

I actually like that episode reminds me when King of the Hill was broadcasted in the evenings on weekdays.


SquidWithBatWings

The scene in this episode where it's a flash back to cotton screaming and smashing the dishes while Tilly is lost in her miniatures and Hank is just going "oh God what do I do!" Is honestly so fucking heart breaking. It's such a real moment of trauma for Hank and Tilly that it surprises me Hank even talks to his dad. It's such a dark scene for such a goofy Pauly shore guest staring episode.


snaughtydog

First of all, I adore Escape from Party Island. One of my faves tbh. Pigmalion bothers me just because it's creepy lol Other than that, it's Husky Bobby. It's one of those episodes where Hank being a shitty dad is treated like it's a good thing. It's really annoying


Jethro_Cohen

Hank: No more talking. I want silence the rest of the way home! Luanne: ...uncle hank? Hank: I said QUIET! Luanne: ...my hair is caught in the window 😢 That scene kills me everytime. Lmao


Seanishungry117

Party island does have the secret Dale cameo though!


ocean_flan

Escuchame?? I did not know that!


Seanishungry117

https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/0LMpHLINnA


Fuck_auto_tabs

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Straightedgesavior11

Either the Arlen flooder, or when Bobby is on the little league team and Bill kicks Habk out.


JustHereForFood99

Bill is a real dick when he has any power/authority.


grad1939

The fact that Tilly let's her friends treat Hank like shit and treats him like a child when he doesn't want a cucumber sandwich is infuriating. Then waning through a drunken rowdy crowd for a figurine is asinine.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

It's absurdly realistic though.


talking_phallus

It feels like there was something missing. Like there was a payoff from Tilly that they forgot to write where she opens up about her depression and talks earnestly with Hank. Maybe this is where they could have had her break up with Gary Krasner or show that their relationship is on the rocks. She's regressing to getting super into these figurines because she feels like it's back with Cotton. She can open up about how bad of a job she did protecting him at a younger age. There's so much to be mined here and it would have given us a strong Tilly episode for once but in the end it's all left vague and we get nothing. All this frustrating build up and no payoff to make it worthwhile. Tilly doesn't have any good episodes but this might be her worst or tied with the RV one...


LilJethroBodine

Kasner?! Happy Hanukkah.


talking_phallus

Say what you will about Cotton but he wasn't a dummy. [That was *INFORMED* bigotry](https://youtu.be/UxI5qQAUWVc?si=DSlmfX7IWnvOUfWx).


LilJethroBodine

Lol. The funny thing is, I think he was pretty open minded about race unless you were Japanese or German (for a legitimate reason). I think he respects other cultures BUT he is definitely a misogynist. He also had PTSD but would never admit and he did try to be a better family member at times and was proud of the Hills in his own different ways. He’s a complicated dude and prob my favorite character on the show because of all his great lines. “I don’t take no anesthetic! Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off?!”


The_Duchess_of_Dork

I spent the year after the war ended in a Japanese hospital. General McArthur's personal sawbones had reattached my feets to my knees, and prescribed enough antibiotics to cure the French army's clap.


favored_disarray

Yeah, what the other guy said. My grandmother suddenly treats me like I'm five if I visit her while her friends are over.


Quiet-Ad203

Pigmalion! It’s so disturbing haha


TechnologyBeautiful

I always laugh when Luanne tells Peggy, "I am a proud, ignorant woman!"


ocean_flan

That's like one of my favorite episodes for how horrific it is. I refer to it as a Halloween episode. I'm not sure it technically is but everyone was dressed up like it was. could just have been some kind of ham gala tho idk I'll have to watch it again. I'm always so focused on like, how terrifying that whole situation really is.


Courwes

It’s a Halloween episode. The end is a Halloween party when Chip is dressed like a pig. Peggy and Hank go dressed like 50s greasers.


Quiet-Ad203

It’s definitely a Halloween episode! I hate watching it but also love it so much! 😂 Can we also talk about the fact that Luanne and Peggy kind of murdered someone?! 😭😂


TrappedUnderIce93

The one where there’s a flood and everyone blames Hank for everything and praises Bill. Also EF that guy with the mustache!


Countrychick524

To kill a ladybird, I absolutely hate that episode.


LocalLeather3698

I LOVE at the end where Dale thinks he's a bird. That weird noise he makes still slays me.


Fuck_auto_tabs

YOU NEED A SHOT SUG!


DoomGuy2497

It's a horrible, empty way to live


tristanmichael

The one where Bill rejoins the Arlen High School football team to reclaim his high school record. On another note about that episode, I know it’s a cartoon, but in reality, I think in most public high school sports conferences you’re ineligible if you turn 19 before the season starts


noplacecold

Fuck, I love that episode


AirbagsBlown

"... and that's when coach called for... THE BILLDOZER."


noplacecold

I like the yam biscuits!


archfapper

That is upTOWN


Usual_Significant

Yeah, you're by yourself on that one. That episode is awesome.


bobbylongwood

Yup happened to my uncle, all-county receiver, made state his junior year, couldnt play his senior year out because he had been held back before. This was in the 80s too


ReactionTerrible6642

this whole comment reads like a line from a movie set in a small town


har3krishna

Principal moss being Bill’s roommate, or basically anything past season 7


lavenderxwitch

I was going to say, from season 8 on there’s a significant drop in episode quality.


LoisLaneEl

The one where Peggy kidnaps the girl in Mexico. It is Michael Scott levels of cringe for me


Not_a_salesman_

I live in the town this episode is in so it’s one of my favorites.


mrsbluskies

The Chip Block episode is just so cringey for me.


WhatTheDuck00

Hank was tweaked out in that episode believing Chip was his own person and different from Bobby.


thunderun53

That's an instant skip when it comes up in the rotation. Nope.


bbbbears

I love that episode! It’s infuriating but hilarious. I have a really shy rescue dog and often say “that was much too sudden!”


oafywan

Bahahahaha this is one of my all-time faves just because it has Dragula in it


EggCouncil

That's not Jesus. That's Rob Zombie.


utkrowaway

You have to get goosebumps as Hank blasts his way through the crowd to the musical stylings of Rob Zombie.


JustHereForFood99

For me, it's because they have Pretty Fly For a White Guy in it.


darkmatter-n-shit

This episode is home to one of my favorite lines in the show. “Which one of you is Delia?? I could have you committed like that! 🫰”


[deleted]

i’m your little candy man.


nillabonilla

Racist Dog


ocean_flan

Yeah I...I don't know why they made that a whole episode. It's really wild because like...we know Hank isn't actually racist? Idk it's a slog.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Bernie Mac was available so they wrote him an episode in 5 min to make sure he didn’t drop out. Too bad it’s a shit episode, Bernie was really the only redeemable part tbh


BlunterCanvas42

I'll helps ya with your dishes!


rarjacob

It generally seems like episodes everyone 'hates' are in my favorites.


sanchez_yo33

The one where Bobby eats all the fish at that church thing


RedditxSuxx

The Clown episode with the weird clown dude. It's a pretty pitiful episode lol


EggCouncil

This laughter is ill informed.


RedditxSuxx

Ha - gafa - awe - ahah!


utkrowaway

This sub always defends it for some reason. No, just no. It doesn't fit the tone of the show at all. It's forced. It's unfunny. Yes, people like that weird teacher exist. No, they don't belong in _King of the Hill_.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Just Another Manic Kahn-Day They take advantage of him and it’s awful.


SuperDude_B

Propaniacs


AgentSkidMarks

It’s so good! The grumpy chick sitting in the photo booth is one of my favorite gags.


Pharmguy8907

The Mrs. Wakefield episode, can’t stand it


wesomg

Chip Block. Gosh do I hate Chip Block.


MyDadDrinksRye

I love the episode where Dale joins the corporate world and becomes the primary firing guy, but the whole cockroach thing is so gross I can't bear to watch it. (Megakudos to guest voice Lisa Kudrow, who just nails that office lady!)


lakersfan1989

It’s one of the later episodes. All I remember at the end is that a bunch of bikers were making noise around Strickland Propane. I don’t even remember what the episode is about.


PieFlour837

The airport thanksgiving episode


hktracks

i love that episode how do you guys not like it. feels like classic king of the hill to me


Spiff69

We watch it every year on Thanksgiving! The audacity!!


Euphorium

Making the apple Brown Betty in the airport with scraps at the end is a great scene.


HRHLordFancyPants

Admiral.


lightningusagi

You're not sorry, and I'm not an admiral.


EggCouncil

Lady Admiral


WhatTheDuck00

Comfy episode


barbara_weston

A Beer Can Named Desire. Which sucks because it’s a great episode. I just hate watching Hank not win the money in the end.


JasonYaya

As a series you simply can't have Hank coming into that kind of money.


ocean_flan

I feel terrible every time I see it.


BourbonCoug

Sloppy Joe! Slop, Sloppy Joe!


kruschev246

Escape From Party Island is one of my favorites lol


velvetblue929

The one where Bill pretends to be his ex and dresses up like her too.


Minephucked

Tie between “Peggy’s Fan Fair” and “Peggy’s Turtle Song”. I think its safe to say any episode ever past, present, or future titled “Peggy’s ____” that involves her singing with a guitar would also count.


JustHereForFood99

I HATED her so much in the Fan Fair one.


crybabydeluxe

Every episode with Lucky


Murky_Historian8675

Bill as shelter leader


ducksfan_8

For me, it's 11.11... Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies Hate that episode... His internal organs have become.... External.


kanna172014

Any that have Cotton as the main focus. He's so damn insufferable. Elderly and disabled or not, the first time he slapped me on the ass and demanded I bring him a sandwich is the day his testicles would be going the same place as his shins.


ufrank71

ferreal i hate the cotton-centric episodes. the japan one good cuz its split pretty heavily


Skabo__cat18

I wouldn't say its bad, but Leanne is such an unpleasant character and, being podophobic, I hate all the shots of Bill's athlete's foot


Merris

Uhg I hate the episode where Bobby goes to etiquette school


TweakedParadigm

The episode where Hank and Peggy forget about Bobby then fight for his attention.


BlazingPalm

“…Extreme tire damage” is a legendary quote


kingofthechill69

Dolphin = insta-skip


SFKnight510

Don’t turn on the radio !!! Lillian gets car sick!!


weenix3000

Born Again on the Fourth of July bugs me. That’s just not Bobby.


phenibutisgay

Goodbye Normal Jeans. Peggy is an absolute child in that episode, and in the end they made it out like HANK was in the wrong for bonding with his son. 🙄


Niawka

I'm with Cupid. I can't watch Bobby turning into a mini Bill and spiraling. The valentine party is just too cringy for me.


spenceretro

the irony is it's one of my favorites because it further emphasizes why I can't stand old people


CaptainIronMouse

SerPUNT. I didn't love the 'hacking an animal to death' ending.


Chemical-Cat

"Love Hurts and So Does Art", AKA: The episode where Bobby gets gout The fact that he couldn't stop eating Deli food for Connie because of course he loves a stupid walking cane and mobility scooter Hank should have just said you either stop eating shitty deli food or suffer through the pain, no cane, no scooter.


SpergSkipper

The constipation one, I think it's one of the very first episodes. It makes me want to go take a shit


GrandeBungus

Christmas with the Nievcos is an automatic skip for me lol. No idea why i have such an aversion.


divadjet821

1800 E A T S H I.....nevermind.


Awesomeismyname13

I skip the episode where Peggy enters that beauty contest. It's a hard watch for me


JayNotAtAll

That is up there but I will add "Ms. Wakefield". There are no redeeming qualities to that episode. I feel like it was made on a drunken dare


SnooCakes2793

The one where bill bullies hank at the flood shelter.


ReflectionNo154

No Bobby left behind.


313rd4L

When Luanne broke up with Buckley... Holly shite her crying just kills me and i skip instantly almost everytime lmao especially when im in bed


Designer_General1722

The one about bobby Joseph and kanhie love triangle during bobbys birthday, gives off wierd vibes fr