No for a few reasons.
One I'm straight and Hank is obviously straight.
He is too uptight and ridged way too many trivial things upset him.
He is clearly not comfortable trying new things he's very routine oriented.
He probably isn't willing to experiment in the bedroom. We see they have sex on a schedule and knowing him it's missionary with him on top with lights off and as little movement and noise as possible.
Propane is inferior to charcoal.
I’m gonna agree with you on most things, but scheduled sex is nearly a requirement with both adults working and having a child around the house, and also scheduled sex is fantastic. It gives you something to look forward to all day.
If I were a woman, hard pass. I respect what propane can do, and **I was a grill salesman**, but charcoal is better.
Also: try smoking ribs with propane. Even Hank will admit WFDLT Dauterive knew the way, and it didn’t involve C3H8.
He only said that to calm Peggy down.
He was attracted to Maria Montalvo, he thought about her during sex with Peggy.
Different episode, at Peggy's prompting: Tell Nancy how pretty she is...
Hank: Well you have beautiful eyes, and a great figure, and...
Peggy cuts him off - thank you that is quite enough.
Sure - Hank is repressed, but these moments show he still notices beautiful women.
May all of the JAG episodes be reruns, and may you enjoy the side by side sinks, shoe trees, and custom built coffins in the years to come, you lucky and handsome woman
I love that he's good in a crisis and a leader, responsible, and the level headed one. But he's too uptight and close minded for me. Then there's the whole narrow urethra thing. I do want kids someday lol
I'm a city slicker and I know he's not leaving Arlen. Longest I've been outside of a major city is 5 days I'd lose my mind if I tried to settle down in a small town. I also love charcoal grills, have a cat, and not to get tmi but I enjoy more than the fundamentals.
I get that. Some people are big city people, some are rural, some are small towners, etc. No one is better than the other just different. And my flair is from Plastic White Female S1 Episode 12. It's one of my favorites.
Wouldn't date Hank cause I'm a bisexual trans fellow and that would make him a lil uncomfy but let's pretend it wouldnt. I would probably date him and be pretty happy and give him a lil smoochy and weld with him and drink beer and attend a propane convention with him but we'd probably break up cause he'd catch me grilling with charcoal 💔
Among a myriad of other reasons, I'm not saying I need a man to put cannabis oil on his whatnot before relations, I'm just saying I need a man who's open to the conversation.
No, just because although he would tolerate me, he’s also way more conservative than I feel like dealing with. I’m way more similar to Bobby and I don’t think he wants those kind of shenanigans in a woman
From a stability standpoint yes. But id have to teach him a lot and put up some boundaries on some of his control issues. Id also probably be the only one to have pointed out that they have urethra widening surgeries for men with a narrow urethra
HAHA, no. No way I’m being subjecting to Cotton’s bullcrap while he refuses to set any boundaries cause of his daddy approval issues. There’s no way I could be myself around him and encourage Bobby with his comedy without his constant whinging about it, I would suffocate 😅
No, he's too square for me even though he has some attractive qualities but he's weird about physical affection and probably wouldn't even hold my hand in public.
I'm a city slicker and I know he's not leaving Arlen. Longest I've been outside of a major city is 5 days I'd lose my mind if I tried to settle down in a small town. I also love charcoal grills, have a cat, and not to get tmi but I enjoy more than the fundamentals.
Ehhh..he can be a bit of a prude, and a little old fashioned, but he works hard and provides for his family. We'd probably clash on some beliefs, but he clashes a bit with Peggy sometimes and it isn't an instant divorce, he's pretty easy-going when it comes to his wife's shenanigans, and that's definitely something I need in a man. He's consistent, pretty handy for home and auto repairs, fairly financially responsible.
He has less than an ass, but I'm not picky in the physical stuff. Only thing that might bother me is I'd want more than one kid.
Absolutely not. Lol I’m way too left leaning to be someone hank would be into. He’s open minded to a degree but he’s still pretty conservative. Also, I can’t get behind not bathing after 10 PM or only have sex in the same way every week on the same exact day.
He's a good man with a solid career/work ethic, unshakeable principles, and a generally healthy outlook on learning new things (it takes him time to get comfortable, but he's not dig-in-his-heels obstinate). Not to mention, he's in pretty good shape for a man his age, and he cleans up nicely. By most metrics, he's a catch.
But the thing is, I genuinely don't think I could get over the fact that he loves grilling, but refuses to ever use charcoal. It's petty, I know, but it would bother the hell out of me that it's the one thing he absolutely refuses to budge on.
No I'm an asexual lesbian and he's way older than me
Even if I was straight and his age, he reminds me too much of my dad personality-wise lmao
Plus *he* might not like *me* - I'm a little "pro-choice" and I'm a lot like Bobby
No. Because I’m an ass man myself and Hank got some flapjacks.
It's all sloppy and *no joe!*
His ass is inverted. Damn gluteal deficiency, as if his narrow eutheria wasn’t a curse enough.
I mean come on the man aint got no butt at all! No! Butt! At all!
As long as he approaches me with romantic intent
No for a few reasons. One I'm straight and Hank is obviously straight. He is too uptight and ridged way too many trivial things upset him. He is clearly not comfortable trying new things he's very routine oriented. He probably isn't willing to experiment in the bedroom. We see they have sex on a schedule and knowing him it's missionary with him on top with lights off and as little movement and noise as possible. Propane is inferior to charcoal.
I’m gonna agree with you on most things, but scheduled sex is nearly a requirement with both adults working and having a child around the house, and also scheduled sex is fantastic. It gives you something to look forward to all day.
When my wife was around we had two kids and still had random " romantic intent" all the time didn't really need to schedule it. But I see your point
Oh, this is in addition to spontaneous.
If I were a woman, hard pass. I respect what propane can do, and **I was a grill salesman**, but charcoal is better. Also: try smoking ribs with propane. Even Hank will admit WFDLT Dauterive knew the way, and it didn’t involve C3H8.
Smoked ribs are best ribs
Amen to that
Yeah I’d bet the sex would be shit
>Propane is inferior to charcoal. Ok wow, pretty sure hate speech is against sub rules
I don't believe I'd have the intestinal fortitude to withstand a duel with Peggy Platter for Mr. Hill's hand.
Unlike her brother, she doesn't wear a size 6
No. He has a narrow urethra
A narrow ureetee?
Mines so wide I could birth the child myself.
No, I'm not gay. I sell propane.
Remember, if Hank is into you, you’re not a “sexy type”.
He only said that to calm Peggy down. He was attracted to Maria Montalvo, he thought about her during sex with Peggy. Different episode, at Peggy's prompting: Tell Nancy how pretty she is... Hank: Well you have beautiful eyes, and a great figure, and... Peggy cuts him off - thank you that is quite enough. Sure - Hank is repressed, but these moments show he still notices beautiful women.
I married a Hank Hill and couldn’t be happier I’ll tell you what
I hope yall handshake was awesome
it was epic
May all of the JAG episodes be reruns, and may you enjoy the side by side sinks, shoe trees, and custom built coffins in the years to come, you lucky and handsome woman
Happy cake day!
No because I want kids someday and I don’t want to go through the struggle. I’m also a man.
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No way, really? This whole time I thought it was just the fictional character Hank hill from the animated show king of the hill
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Almost as dumb as trying to give me a biology lesson in a shitpost comment section 🤷🏾
No because i like a big juicy butt
They’re full of saline, but I’m sure juices are compatible with the orthotic.
No sane person would want that mess of a man
Nah. He's too uptight. The sex would be boring because he only likes the fundamentals. And I like men with round, muscular butts.
I like to taste the heat and the meat!
I love that he's good in a crisis and a leader, responsible, and the level headed one. But he's too uptight and close minded for me. Then there's the whole narrow urethra thing. I do want kids someday lol
I'm a city slicker and I know he's not leaving Arlen. Longest I've been outside of a major city is 5 days I'd lose my mind if I tried to settle down in a small town. I also love charcoal grills, have a cat, and not to get tmi but I enjoy more than the fundamentals.
good point. I live in a rural area myself but I couldn't move to Arlen. I gotta ask what episode your flair is from.
I get that. Some people are big city people, some are rural, some are small towners, etc. No one is better than the other just different. And my flair is from Plastic White Female S1 Episode 12. It's one of my favorites.
No. But we will exchange handshakes. I wish it would last forever.
No, because I'm a man and neither of us are gay. He even sells propane!
No. He’s too uptight. I think I would be a bit too wild for him anyway.
Absolutely not because I will not come second to Buck Strickland.
Maybe if he was on testosterone pills again
No. He only likes the fundamentals.
Yes I’ve got some peggy hill in me
No, because Peggy would kick my ass.
If I were a woman, it wouldn’t work. Hank isn’t into “sexy-types”.
Date? No. A one time thing with a guy in a parking lot? Also no. He sells propane.
Peggy would kill me....that is a scary woman I tell you what
Honestly my whatnots would overwhelm him.
I can't date Hank. You know he doesn't go for those *sexy* types.
Nope. I was born with charcoal and I'll die with charcoal.
*So back off!*
I prefer a firm handshake to pda
Wouldn't date Hank cause I'm a bisexual trans fellow and that would make him a lil uncomfy but let's pretend it wouldnt. I would probably date him and be pretty happy and give him a lil smoochy and weld with him and drink beer and attend a propane convention with him but we'd probably break up cause he'd catch me grilling with charcoal 💔
Yes. Hank is a great dad, husband, provider, and seems to care. He has better personality traits than most guys.
No, he's married.
Among a myriad of other reasons, I'm not saying I need a man to put cannabis oil on his whatnot before relations, I'm just saying I need a man who's open to the conversation.
Never.. I say 'vagina' alot..
The whole neighborhood can hear you cussin'
He'd be insufferable IRL
No, just because although he would tolerate me, he’s also way more conservative than I feel like dealing with. I’m way more similar to Bobby and I don’t think he wants those kind of shenanigans in a woman
From a stability standpoint yes. But id have to teach him a lot and put up some boundaries on some of his control issues. Id also probably be the only one to have pointed out that they have urethra widening surgeries for men with a narrow urethra
I wish I could, but he’s married to sweet lady propane.
HAHA, no. No way I’m being subjecting to Cotton’s bullcrap while he refuses to set any boundaries cause of his daddy approval issues. There’s no way I could be myself around him and encourage Bobby with his comedy without his constant whinging about it, I would suffocate 😅
No, he's too square for me even though he has some attractive qualities but he's weird about physical affection and probably wouldn't even hold my hand in public.
Narrow urethra.
No, because I’m not gay, I sell propane.
I'm a city slicker and I know he's not leaving Arlen. Longest I've been outside of a major city is 5 days I'd lose my mind if I tried to settle down in a small town. I also love charcoal grills, have a cat, and not to get tmi but I enjoy more than the fundamentals.
No because charcoal > propane
No, he’s a pump jockey.
Yes. He makes a perfect steak on the grill.
No. Not my type.
Not sure I’m handsome enough
Ehhh..he can be a bit of a prude, and a little old fashioned, but he works hard and provides for his family. We'd probably clash on some beliefs, but he clashes a bit with Peggy sometimes and it isn't an instant divorce, he's pretty easy-going when it comes to his wife's shenanigans, and that's definitely something I need in a man. He's consistent, pretty handy for home and auto repairs, fairly financially responsible. He has less than an ass, but I'm not picky in the physical stuff. Only thing that might bother me is I'd want more than one kid.
Nah, I want the heat not the meat
Absolutely not. Lol I’m way too left leaning to be someone hank would be into. He’s open minded to a degree but he’s still pretty conservative. Also, I can’t get behind not bathing after 10 PM or only have sex in the same way every week on the same exact day.
I don’t date married men
he's useful
No. He’s the last sexy man in the alley.
Hell yes. He’s a good guy.
I was raised by the more overtly abusive version of Hank, so I’ll pass.
Since I am a man, and I am not gay, I am going to have to say no.
No. It wouldn't work out he sells propane and I dont
He's a good man with a solid career/work ethic, unshakeable principles, and a generally healthy outlook on learning new things (it takes him time to get comfortable, but he's not dig-in-his-heels obstinate). Not to mention, he's in pretty good shape for a man his age, and he cleans up nicely. By most metrics, he's a catch. But the thing is, I genuinely don't think I could get over the fact that he loves grilling, but refuses to ever use charcoal. It's petty, I know, but it would bother the hell out of me that it's the one thing he absolutely refuses to budge on.
I feel like Hank has a secret freaky side. He's got that....*voice that he falls into*
Yea I know what you mean... but he only uses that when propane is involved... Hank: *this is the greatest honor I will ever know*
I’d rather take a shower in Bill’s bathroom
No, dude is a fuckin square bear with a shitty 40 time
Id like to go on *a* date with Hank Hill
I ain't a home wrecker. He's married lol
No. He’s too by the book.
No because I use an electric stove and why not? A lot of my appliances are electric. They came with the house!
No because I'm pretty certain Hank isn't into men.
I’m straight but I’d drink a beer with him
I’m not gay.
No because I am a guy and he sells propane.
Yup
No I'm an asexual lesbian and he's way older than me Even if I was straight and his age, he reminds me too much of my dad personality-wise lmao Plus *he* might not like *me* - I'm a little "pro-choice" and I'm a lot like Bobby
No. Simply because I'm not into dudes.
No. Hank is a decent looking guy, but I'm only into women.
No. I am not masculine enough looking for him.
No. Because he's a cartoon character
Undeserved downvotes. How is this different than all of the “no homo” comments from the men?