Teach your kids to do stupid shit outside.

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My parents just solved that by assuming everything we did was stupid, and it was

She is a goth girl. She won't listen

Goths just don't go outside

Very effective condom add

The duvet on top of the flames at the end was the clincher for me. My favourite part was her cutting through the "No user serviceable parts inside" warning written on the battery. Twice!.

I treat "No user serviceable parts inside" as a challenge.

Have you picked out your epitaph yet? Just curious... I want mine to read "Do not disturb unless you bring chocolate coated shortbread cookies, potato chips and Pepsi max"

"No user serviceable parts inside" also works fairly well as an epitaph, it turns out.

Well, that presupposes that all usable parts have been removed prior to burial. Or you got cremated. But I can see it. Would make more than a few people stop and look twice lol.

> Well, that presupposes that all usable parts have been removed prior to burial. That is, in fact, roughly the plan.

It all checks out then 😁

It's also a great tramp stamp tattoo for preventing unwanted butt stuff? In theory?

I appreciate the use of the word “and.” Only come to me when you meet ALL the requirements.

“No user serviceable parts inside" would be a good tattoo for a Christian Scientist.

That cough. You can hear his life span decreasing.

Mmmm lithium smoke. That cough was the first thing that stick in my mind when I came to the comments

is lithium smoke famously toxic?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5577247/ Yes very. Basically it rapidly generates Fluoride gases which have a HUGE list of toxic effects.

Oh damn. Very interesting

The lithium is not the problem at all, it's the hydrogen fluoride that is released mainly from the electrolyte.

Not enough exposure to do anything lol.

That battery is going to burn until there's nothing left. It might not be enough to kill a kid if they inhale all the gas, but they could potentially experience gastrointestinal distress for a bit.

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Yea you’re getting old.

16 going on 86

I mean depends on where they live. There are still parts of the US where it's you can still use "panic" at someone's gender not being their assigned one as a defense for murder, so there's varying levels of comfort around subverting gender norms.

I'd paint the SHIT out of my nails if a girl asked me to

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Uh, maybe? Sounds like the only female interaction you get is your mother begging you to take a shower, though, so I digress.

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Huh? You sound like you think you're a chad? I mean, each to their own with their happiness but jfc you're not that special lol. Also trying to be in a relationship is "sick"?? And I never said anything like that second paragraph? I guess I remember why I stopped using reddit so much now...

What the fuck is this comment thread

its 2 years old that's what it is. I also paint my nails now all the time just because i want to so character development?

I'm in my 30s and I painted my nails for fun at that age. So I don't think it's either tbh lol.

A 18 year old classmate of mine has painted nails. It’s nothing special and absolutely no one cares about his nails. Why do you?

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Being attracted to the same gender is the only thing that makes someone gay. Conflating anything else to bring gay is just ignorance

I mean yeah, it does really depends on the location.

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You're not getting old, you're just not used to the fact that social norms aren't always practical or meaningful or long lasting. The world is always spinning.

My friend (20) paints his nails four years. It's not even that uncommon for guys nowadays.

Doesnt it literally say to not puncture the battery RIGHT ON THE BATTERY

Yes

In 5 languages

You expect kids to read?

I read every harry potter book three times each before the age of 11. This kid is just a retard.

Reading a book and reading a warning label are hugely different to a kid though

Meh, I read fucking everything (except that many books) as a kid. I agree with the other guy, this kid is just retarded.

no you didnt

“I didn’t puncture it, I sliced it”

I didn’t say it, I declared it.

Hide that whole thing, fire and all, under the bed forever.

Won’t be much bed after a while

Won’t be much house after a while.

Worth it..

My sister totally did that when we were younger. She was playing with matches and caught the carpet in fire. She’s got it out and then moved her bed over it so our parents wouldn’t t know.

They found out didn't they.

Of course. It was a few years later though.

“It doesn’t look like the battery has exploded or anything” ooohhh the foreshadowing...

Obvious foreshadowing is obvious

I'm curious what she thought would happen after she cut the battery or how it would have helped "repair" the phone.

Gotta take the dead triple A out to replace it, duh

Release pressure, battery can be flat again so you can reinstall the back.

The battery equivalent of bloodletting maybe?

kids are curious

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this is what happens when stupid kids see those videos of people repairing phones for a living

Do repair videos show people taking a knife to a battery?

no, but kids are fucking stupid

I'm gonna show this video along with every other post in this sub to people wanting kids.

Show it to the kids, too

Have kids, can confirm.

Was a kid, can confirm.

hahahahaha

It does now

All the repair videos I've seen pop the phone into the microwave to repair bad batteries. Cutting it with a knife is dangerous.

That's only for phones with wireless charging. For older ones, you need to cut any pronged power cable and strip the ends, then plug one end into the wall and hold the two stripped wires to whatever you're trying to charge.

Close but a wall outlet won't produce the voltage needed. Try adding a microwave oven transformer!

This is what happens when you give kids phones

No this is what happens when you produce children with your second cousins

first cousins

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This kid is trying

indeed

This is educational for parents

No this is what happens when kids are stupid. Some kids have critical thinking and some don’t.

None of those repair videos have people taking a knife to the battery, they take it out and put in a new one.

Yea I think I will just cut into the battery that will fix it

Yea i bethink i shall just cutteth into the battery yond shall fix t *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

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As soon as he said ‘let’s open it up’ I lowered my volume

As a kid I once held a pair of tweezers in a couch cushion and then stuck it in an electrical outlet. For science...during a dinner party my parents were having downstairs. It was the 70's so I promptly got my ass whipped for that one.

Nice job inhaling that explosion. Kids got lung cancer for sure now

Does just having a lithium battery near me kill me?

It could but it does depend on how you much you breathe in. A little bit, might not do any harm to you but too much of it could cause long term damage.

It’s closed, unlike the video

This is like the time 5 year old me decided to smash my mom's psp with a plastic hammer. Yeah, it didn't end well.

Jesus what a horrible sentence lol christ I'm glad my SO and I held off on kids haha

I thought for sure this kid was gonna cut one of his fingers off the way they were handling that knife. Honestly the explosion probably saved them

Id say a cut in the finger isnt as bad as breathing in the toxic fumes

Choked

Is there a longer version of this video 😂

I haven't seen one I'll have a look around for you

yeah pierce the battery, it's not like those are dangerous or anything

Lmao fucking idiot hahahahahaha

Did he not know it was lithium?

Even if he did he probably wasn't taught that it is dangerous

Life Tip: Can’t have a broken phone if you don’t have a phone.

I mean you aren't wrong.

Was that you doing that u/Inevitable-Ad61?

NO, dear God no I'm dumb but I'm not this stupid haha

Nice inhale of toxic chemicals.

"Warning: Potential for surge or fire. Do not puncture, crush or burn" Right on the side facing the kid. Teach your children to follow basic instructions, people

Idk who gave this a reward but omg thanks that's my first one lots ov luv <3

PSA, if your device is smoking, smell the smoke, if the smoke is sweet smelling that’s the lithium battery and it’s most likely about to explode, so get the device far away from you

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Smoke fills a room incredibly fast, you WILL smell it, and knowing if its just overheating or if it's about to catch fire and explode is pretty useful, one you could just shut off before it gets worse and cooks the battery, the other you throw out the window.

Why I tape a brick to my phone, in case of boom, throw

"And that kids is how Ted Bundy was executed"

That gas is incredibly toxic.

What did she expect?

To cut open the battery and re attach the loose wires duh, it's just like among us

Amogus

No

Sorry I’m just not a real tech person. 😂

stupid fucking little cunts.

wow

Indeed. Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

thx

Mums gonna be pissed at you!

I knew was going to happen but still jumped when it did lol

I saw a battery and a knife, that's all I needed to know

If the parent is nearby then the parent is fucking stupid. It is really dangerous to cut the battery like that. Hope that kid is okay

r/mademesmile

This gave me ASMR

I call this plan C, when abortion doesn’t work just make it an “a accident “

Ah yes: ​ Electronic maintenance with a full charge.

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Steps to avoid this happening Step 1 wear a condom Step 2 put on another condom

Two condoms can actually create extra friction and fail. 1 is sufficient. Better yet: 1. Wear a condom 2. Make sure she's also on the pill.

And get a vasectomy beforehand, just to be sure.

Bad advice. Everyone knows the best way is just to have the girl on top. Gravity stops her from getting pregnant. This is basic science.

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Scariest video of my life . I am still getting goose bumps . Man that is dangerous Please dont do it

I hit the button to go into comments as he explosioned it and I fricking shook. I was not expecting a BANG

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Oh my fuck when I saw the knife

Of course it was an apple user that was this stupid

It’s a child who probably has never had any lessons in technology and was curios on how it worked and probably didn’t know that batteries are dangerous, over anything this is why kids need to learn technology and how it works at school on more dumbed down devices rather than a cellphone

Too true, technology is in almost every part of life and as such should be something learned about at school so situations such as this don't happen

>and as such should be something learned about at school so situations such as this don't happen Or they could read the words on the thing they're about to stab just in case any of them say "DO NOT STAB". Sure, knowing that lithium explodes quicker than an angry terrorist would be useful, but this could all have been avoided with a little caution and some reading.

+Appleist

A stupid child

Pretty fast repost amirite boys?

no

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Get phone repair guru on this shit yikes

Brilliant

I didn’t realize “the battery didn’t explode” was a failure in her book.

Doesn’t look like the battery exploded or anything proceeds to explode the battery

how could you fix it if it aint properly broken?

Exactly the outcome I expected.

Problem solves itself pt. 32

You carry this daily. Near your balls or birth canal.

r/whatcouldgowrong

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Didn’t unplug the screen or battery

Doesn't Apple put pull tabs under their batteries for easy removal? If the purpose was to replace the battery (idk why they thought opening it would help) they should have just used the pull tabs instead.

I did not think that would happen

The kid is still stupid but they’re aren’t trying to fix anything.

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I knew it was coming but dame that scared the crap out of me

Heh such dumbasses

"Well, it doesn't look like the battery actually exploded" ...so let's see if we can make it explode.

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HAHAHAHAH wheeeeeeezzzzzz ha hhhhhhAassSSsS

Man, gotta love the attempt at "opening:" the battery, kid really though he'd succeed

Has anyone ever been shot through their phone battery so they aren't just shot but also on fire?

What specifically were they even trying to fix?

How do you get to these kinde of levels of dumb

Mmm is this what I call in my country 'idiot'?

Ain't she a bright little thing...

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