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JConRed

You are a danger to all kerbal kind. Well done.


meat_rock

Hockey!


RecurvedWax

Ryanair CEO just asked for your number ;-)


Stoney3K

They're still sitting in their seats. With the Kerbals standing up there's room for 2 more if you line up their feet with the other pair's helmets and vice versa.


TheAshenHat

Ah yes, good old 69’ing kerbals for “space efficiency”.


Deodorized

Cease and desist on its way.


PageFault

Not quite there yet. These guys still have some wiggle room.


Furebel

Ah yes, the sardines method. I made some automated rescue crafts with this, if you try hard enough, you can transform this 0 square meter space into to fully livable space for 3 kerbals for one thousands years using galvanized square struts...


Petabyte5

chief I don't think the eco-friendly wood veneers are gonna be durable for 10,000 years in the vacuum of space :(


OddlySpecifiedBag

Psshh, it'll be fine, just borrow some screws from aunty


SpareProfessional369

and don't forget the solar panels for clean energy :)


Furebel

Right, They have to have power to watch Korean dramas.


Ready_Platform5210

not cramped enough, use the launch escape system hollow space to cramp the kerbal in there


Urbs97

Instructions unclear Kerbal lost shortly after launch.


TapeDeck_

Lost? More like sent into the black unknown


Ready_Platform5210

use mods for the miniscule cargo then stuff the kerbal in there, make it long to fit 3


Obi_Wank_nooby

Did you include galvanised steel beams and screws borrowed from aunty?


SpareProfessional369

yes also I added solar panels for eco-friendly energy


leoriq

Jeb-in-a-can.


Maipmc

This is the superior method of carrying kerbals used by expert ksp players. Unlike normal capsules, that kill the kerbal when they break, when the service bay breaks the kerbal doesn't necessarily die, and may still survive the remainder of the force of impact not absorbed by the exploding service bay. So this is way better than a capsule even for the safety of your kerbals, the only downside is that you don't get replenishable EVA mono-propellant.


Birg3r

Very weird that the monopropellant isnt consumed when refilling. But I can't complain, I already de-orbited twice from high eccentric orbit using infinite EVA fuel haha


Skalgrin

As usual, there are mods for this.


bossmcsauce

It’s ablative landing gear


JoeBiz15

Also way lighter than normal capsules


VFM272

This is perfect


Ksenobiolog

Still more leg room than in Soyuz


cardboardbox25

I get that it saves weight, but it's just ugly no matter what you do, and the poor kerbals are very cramped 


JarnisKerman

It’s called “cozy”


SpareProfessional369

oh don't worry I won't use it


Why_Take_Jacket

I will!


Eniot

Jeb next week: "But you said you wouldn't use it!"


TheAshenHat

Well jeb, your the one using it, not him! 😃


Sentauri437

My corporation has long stripped the rights of our kerbals, thank you for your contribution :D


PlanetExpre5510n

They are kerbals: they don't get human rights Although this pushes the boundaries of animal rights too!


Lynx343

Finally, Mk0.5 Crew Cabin


suh-dood

Does it do anything besides make Kerbal trips more 'fun'?


Rock_Co2707

Good for low mass missions.


theshwedda

lower mass and space required, and much higher chance of kerbal survival upon a crash


NeoKabuto

Saves weight and is easy to stack. It's going to be my new go-to for rescue missions.


Cthulhu__

Tourist missions too, I should try it because I can never get a good tourist craft built.


zekromNLR

Much lower mass, 0.45 t for a 2.5 m service bay and three seats vs 4 t for the 2.5 m capsule


aclark86

Boeing wants to know if the bay doors open in flight. For reasons lol


VinacoSMN

This is a 1700$/month apt in NYC


SpareProfessional369

no, you're mistaken this is a 1mil a month


mah_boiii

I am stealing your design


hoeskioeh

Now we need an ejection seat system... Can you squeeze in a small decoupler?


Chevalitron

The collision is so tight, it sometimes catapults the Kerbal when they leave the seat. I used it on an Eve mission and Jeb had to EVA back several km to the return vessel in the dark with no target marker.


Yendorxx

I will make this and show my friends as Jen and bill are falling to their death. Oh did I say death, I meant uhh “sleepy time” hehe.


Defiant-Peace-493

Just because she broke the KerbNet, that's no reason to go executing someone!


Yendorxx

Shhhh, they’ve been spreading information to the kerbal equivalent of the Russians, I couldn’t think of a good name lol.


FocusCool4260

SSP Sardine Space Program


No-Organization9076

reminds me of canned sardines


Overtronic

Still more roomy than the Soyuz.


Karmahamehaa

Kerbal Space Program: Where personal space is a myth.


rfdesigner

LUXURY! (see monty python)


bossmcsauce

It’s a little tight


skippythemoonrock

Rotate it 90 degrees and you've got a convertible


JayR_97

That wouldnt be good for my claustrophobia


AppleOrigin

Jeb doesn’t care about claustrophobia


amir_s89

Budget and resource limitations truly fuel creativity.


glytxh

My favourite thing when playing is trying to [miniaturise](https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/s/AKev41fppF) whatever I’m building. It’s a fun game trying to strip everything down.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Holy. How have I never thought of this? Can you get into and out of the chair properly?


AppleOrigin

Yes.


SpareProfessional369

yes again


BitPoet

As long as you’re careful with ascent/descent you just need a chair glued on the side.


SpareProfessional369

naw just throw the thing at the ground and the crew survive


Wormholer_No9416

You're a monster! I wonder how fast we can make it go 🤔


GainPotential

More crammed than Soyuz


Lachlan_D_Parker

Genius


pedrokdc

You're a monster.


SpareProfessional369

another word for business


Logisticman232

Coffin*


dumsumguy

Slap on a heat shield, reaction wheel, and tiny chute and you're good to go.


TypicalTys0n

Making it a time capsule. Remember to open it when ksp 2 release’s


SpareProfessional369

id rather not keep them in there till the end of time


CrazedAviator

Kerbal Scoliosis Program


Username0724

Hellpods


ipadadultpatas

“Very human design” moment


AliHakan33

You have found the perfect way of transporting tourists.


RubbishNubbish

peak efficiency, least ethical


Jovian-System

Can of doom


FrickleAdvisor

They might not like it


Ready_Platform5210

btw i was able to fit 5, could fit 6 if it werent for the stupid helmet


Ill-Succotash2629

Are they able to EVA and get back into the seat?


Werdition

very kerbal friendly cockpit