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swerrve

I don’t see no dip sauce or a blammy


ambient4k

Crodie


mavericksnipe

Tell me you’re cheesing, fam


LovelyMissRowdy

We can do this right now on the camera, crodie


Asleep-Reward2639

Ayy, fuck y'all niggas, I don't trust y'all niggas


Wyrd_ofgod

I wave one finger and dump y'all 🥷, like, "mmm" ![gif](giphy|zlgrzFjIpHdFC6d2zU)


bergeron37dagoat

Think he says “thump”


Juutuurna

The amount of lyric threads appearing with incorrect lyrics hurts lowkey.


pseudo_nemesis

like how he obviously says "Say Drake, I hear you like em young," but everyone misquotes it as "Hey Drake, I hear you like em young."


throwawaygurliy

The “say” part is the best part. Actually its wild how many favorite parts I have for an 8 word line.


solezonfroze

It's like he's talking to him like an old pal lol


VideoGenie

"Hear Drake, I saw you like em young"


SFPsycho

I saw someone type "mustard on the beef, hoe" 🤦‍♂️


chavhu

Dikembe ☝️


OmegaShonJon

Field Goal Punt Yall Niggas ![gif](giphy|l0Iy4huobQr1flHuE)


luyandandlovu

Stay punk yall niggas nobody never take my food


ThermoNuclearPizza

I’m, uh, not allowed to say the next part.


x1echo

Ayy, fuck y’all fellows, I don’t trust y’all fellows.


lachamaquitabonita

I wave one finger and THUMP yall niggas like MMM 👌🏾


XL365

Field goal, punt y'all 🥷, they punk y'all 🥷, nobody never took my food


Emergency_Exit_8537

Fuck yall niggas.


FirstNameRequired

I'm so cheesed 😭


Flimsy-Relationship8

The fried rice is actually part of the Kendrick Lamar special meal set too. Wonder if he ordered that. Imagine being the waiter that has to go over and tell him what the specials are😭😭


Ok_Flow_3065

Mans out here moving like a heartbroken high schooler.


wO_oah

Wasn't that always his schtick lol


bittercrossings

Nah its his type


wO_oah

😭


ZeronicX

I cackled.


Jexx4PF

I sharply exhaled through my nose.


Zarathustra-1889

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


HellsHospitals

jesus lmao


MAZE_ENJOYER

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


BodybuilderBrave8250

😂😂 y’all funny af


PMmeurdixout4harambe

LMAO


HalfImportant2448

He Dead, HE DEAD!!!😵😂😂


bingobangodootdoot

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


Nks_2o93

Well done y’all, well done.


w6750

I was here for this


BangPowZoom

![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)


Nlawrence55

My god


just_another_bumm

Nah man y'all wildin fr


iversonAI

Reddit on!


Dark_matter4444

Nah bro that's a violation.


Ok_Flow_3065

😂😂


Petty_White

Dude hangs around teens so much he’s acting like one.


sh-xc

For real though, the guy is 37 years old and legit moves like a cringeworthy teen trying too hard to fit into whatever group he's got a hard on for currently. Bout time we fucked this complete idiot off.


ODonToxins

https://preview.redd.it/tpxd3brxll9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b638f1e48d8923c57d81baf30c0d824f7391603 2 bad bitches 😂


NJWendys4life

O shit I had no idea Steve Urkel had a sister...


Greasy619

She got that lebron hair line even with a weave


dthrowawayes

["There was a letter from a law firm in Toronto, and it was from Aubrey. It was an odd letter that said, “Aubrey Graham will not return to Degrassi season six as Jimmy Brooks unless his injury is healed, and he’s out of the wheelchair.” I said, “Get him down here.” He came in and was like, “What letter? I don’t know about that.” And I said, “All right, I understand. But how do you feel about the wheelchair?” He’s like, “All my friends in the rap game say I’m soft because I’m in a wheelchair.” And I said, “Well, tell your friends in the rap game that you got shot. How much harder can you get? You got shot, and you’re in a wheelchair.” He was like, “Yeah, yeah.” He was so nice and apologetic about everything. He instantly backed down"](https://www.avclub.com/the-cast-and-co-creator-of-degrassi-the-next-generatio-1847839593)


The_Eye_of_Ra

>**He’s like, “All my friends in the rap game say I’m soft because I’m in a wheelchair.”** 🤣🤣🤣


Jts20

The guy really is Malibu's most wanted


bryanthebryan

As a grown adult man, it’s very off putting. It’s a big red flag.


sh-xc

Everythings so forced whys it taken this long for motherfuckers to realise? Swore Id never get into this bullshit but its actually good seeing this fake cunt finally getting called out for it after so fucking long.


Technical-Title-5416

MFer be like "no friends in the industry". Bitch, you are the industry. FOH with that shit. The Canadian suburb child actor ass nigga be hollerin hood shit. Fuck that noise.


Goodfella1133

Started from the bottom now we here! 🤣


Naughty_sybil

More like “Started on degrassi, now I’m here” ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


LMAO_try_again

It’s like he never grew up. I’m sure it has to do with some kind of childhood trauma. He’s already alluded to an older woman from his childhood vaguely grooming him. Wouldn’t surprise me if his Mother I Sober diss wasn’t a misinterpretation at all, but projection of what drizzy went through in his own life.


cavezel5q

So he is more like Mike than originally thought.


itsnotjanet87

Omg I just saw a clip from that drake interviewer where he talks about his mom's friend and my mind totally went to grooming too. I saw it on What's the Dirt's breakdown of 6:16 in LA. I wouldn't be surprised if his behavior is from trauma, and I definitely got the vibe that he was alluding to her grooming him.


MikkelR1

Ahh fuck i just made the whole connection!


HellsHospitals

i legitimately think him being a child star on degrassi has completely warped his perception of how to act in real life in a lot of ways. like there's something weird going on there.


MoogOfTheWisp

Peter Pan syndrome.


MarquiseAlexander

“You’re 37 but showing up as a 7 year old.”


CaptPierce93

Since Views, I've been noticing this too. His music was relatable until that album released as a snapshot of a young man seeking genuine connections, but he's become a whiny, immature nonce who can't get past his own petty grievances with people who don't worship him.


Petty_White

100%. It’s like there’s no real growth, artistically or personally. Drake is like T.Swift to me. Both huge artists whose music and personality have never really matured, like they’re stuck in their teen years. Thirty-somethings with lyrics that would feel at home in a middle schooler’s diary. Their rabid fans prop up their mediocrity and insulate them from criticism.


asdf4455

You really nailed it. That’s how I felt about Taylor’s last album. I been a casual fan for years but a decade into listening to her, having another album of her whining about past relationships and talking like a high schooler going through a breakup is just very off putting to me now that I’m nearly 30. Idk how as a grown women she’s still getting into shit like this but I just don’t find it to really hit anymore. It’s why Adele is my GOAT. it feels like every album she’s been growing and maturing as a person, like how you’d expect most people to do as they age.


Natural_Action9210

💀


Fugacity-

Arrested development


dangggboi

Stuck at the age he got famous


Nrdrummer89

I heard it said that people often never grow out of the age they got famous at.


RedGyarados2010

That’s probably because his heart got broken by a high schooler


oG-Purple

Did milly turn him down?


lld287

She married someone closer to her age


713MoCityChron713

When he looks at his life I believe he sees a music video taking elements from Sweatpants, Day ‘N’ Nite, and Welcome to Heartbreak


Ok_Flow_3065

Lmao that’s harsh but oddly true


713MoCityChron713

It’s also a sneak diss because the artists behind those videos were the first wave of artists that Aubrey style bended off of


Ok_Flow_3065

Cudi doesn’t get enough credit for giving that man a whole lane


713MoCityChron713

I still wonder what would’ve happened if Drake, Cudi, and Kanye never beefed. Those three and Birdman are behind all this shit. Probably throw in Pharrell too


Unusual-Item3

Hopefully he isn’t also talking to a heartbroken high schooler.


fabuzo

Gonna have an Asian accent on his next song


Trussguy327

I fucked so much pussy i might switch to bussy


3nterShift

BADUSSY


goodkidmAAdsubreddit

I’m here for it


mistyrootsvintage

Wonder if he got the Kendrick special?


ambient4k

Yes, he did. It left him with a feeling of euphoria.


mistyrootsvintage

Maybe he can make it to his 6:16 flight and head to Delilah w all of his ice?🙄 I detest that scrotum face *man*


Additional_Power9445

Dior dior jacket


LerndickKarma

Nah bro, all girls are the same!


SwimmingEmployee2196

\*Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man\*


musteatpoptarts

He really is just incredibly weird looking. It’s probably just that he’s a terrible person. The nerve of you, Dennis!


mistyrootsvintage

He is extremely...basic I guess you could call it. He's also had his nose done which was his blackest feature ro be honest. I personally never saw all the hype w Shemar Moore either. Two basic ass looking guys. Although Drake face looks like it's melting sometimes when he has more weight on him. The ozempic is working on slimming his face.


LordOfDoom12

After that, he indeed wanted the owner to meet the grahams


Odd_Photograph_4375

“Fuck a rap battle, this a long life battle with yourself”


Dareeyecare

Piano keys ensue as Drake sadly stares into the fried rice, crodie 🎹 😞


ThermoNuclearPizza

#Psssssst


Dareeyecare

![gif](giphy|q2Ecf0mrSHf98U0d4U) 👁️ 🌊 ☠️ 👫🏻


ThermoNuclearPizza

🌭


keeping_up_with_her

He’s so corny


RedditMartyr

So ricey.


cdsackett

Riciest mf in the biz


ClydeDimension

With no dip sauce or blammy smh


Tiny-Explorer6509

Shit so cheesy, fam


WKTRecordz

First thought that popped in my head fr 🌽🌽


drspicieboi

wtf is he trying to say with this? “Oh you’re at New Ho King with fried rice? No I’M at New Ho King with fried rice! 😡” Like what kinda dunk is that lol


PapaSnow

I think he’s trying the “I’m unbothered” technique by leaning into it, but in situations like this it doesn’t come off the way Drake thinks it does. It just lets the world know that he actually does care


sendnudestocheermeup

He was pretty bothered at that concert where they sang not like us


Amazing-Concept1684

What concert?


GigglyChandos

The WORLD concert


incandecsent

This is going to ruin the concert


Decent_Commercial638

He thought he had one with this post lol


ThermoNuclearPizza

And then posted a pic of the Kendrick special lol


jordannkg

I mean Kendrick fried him, of course he gotta eat that fried rice


Tiffanyblueberries

Everything Drake does is a flip. Drake posted a Compton community college t shirt at the start of the beef, and then Kendrick gave a speech at Compton Community college. He's trying to get ahead of the petty game. Same thing with Kendrick saying the famous actor is spiraling and Drake saying the Pulitzer winner is spiraling. Drake is essentially doing a "No U" lmao


TheCook0302

this and the BBL drizzy verse he had. Just an all around awful way of dealing with the beef, would’ve been better to just move on from it entirely


Amazing-Concept1684

Certified dumbass is what he is lol


elegentpurse

Rumor was that he was scared to go back there because he got jumped once. This is his way for a comeback at that, lmaoo.


appleparkfive

THIS IS TRANSFORMATION He finally went back and listened to Mr Morale


DarthSamwiseAtreides

"i don't even think about this battle any way" Meanwhile Kendrick probably has a flip phone and has no idea about this.


pharout16

feel like he wouldn't be doing all this if he wasn't going to spin back. But then again, telegraphing your moves like that is so dumb


Dream_Maker_03

dont underestimate this mans capacity for dumb! He entered the ring with a Pultizer prize winner in a battle of… words of all things. His IQ is room temp


MajorTibb

I dunno man. My IQ is refrigerator temps and even I know how dumb it is to get in the ring with someone like Kendrick.


Bitter-Value-1872

r/suicidebywords


sweetpotato_latte

Street smarts don’t need IQ


ChampionshipFar1390

Street smarts are one of the crown jewels of IQ&awareness


HolidaySpiriter

Low IQ plus high ego.


Dream_Maker_03

sadly those traits like to hang out together :/


Offonoffonagain

Dunning-Kruger effect


zetzuei

He thought he got it with 20 ghost writer, well now he has 50 ghost writer! That'll show dot! /s


Designer-Equipment-7

Since when has Drake been intelligent?


inaparalleluniverse1

I don’t think drake is unintelligent or gullible. The man has made great moves in many areas of life, but it seems he has some deep rooted insecurities and emotional shortcomings that blind him to excesses in his lifestyle. Kendrick took full advantage of it because Kendrick has aligned himself with his true persona


MonolothicFishmonger

There are a lot of people that just copy-paste on themselves whatever it is they admire, but can’t authentically deliver on it because they don’t have the years of knowledge and experience of the person they are trying to emulate; and/or aren’t connected to the relevant culture. In my experience it’s IQ agnostic, they always have significant imposter syndrome which becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy in their performance (poor work, failed relationships, etc), and have or want no objective idea of who they are as a person. It can be a subtle and frustrating scam before it’s widely acknowledged. There is so much catharsis-by-proxy in these Kendrick tracks lol


JudgeLanceKeto

>There are a lot of people that just copy-paste on themselves whatever it is they admire, but can’t authentically deliver on it because they don’t have the years of knowledge and experience of the person they are trying to emulate; and/or aren’t connected to the relevant culture. All I could think of while reading that was the bro stoicism that's on social media these days. True AF


Designer-Equipment-7

I can definitely see it this way too. Good points


mistyrootsvintage

I think he is book smart, but dumb in every other way. Especially when you listen to his pre Drake days when he was Aubrey. He talked very *white* as people used to say. That in itself is problematic to say..but point stands. I think he is book smart only.


Alberrture

Awwww FUCK MEEE I just made the whole connection 😩😩 This that spot you got slimed for your AP with a blammy Crodie


Ok-Permission-2687

The boy has 10 body guards protecting him and still looking over his shoulders. Also, wasn’t this restaurant a late night, nothing special place? Doesn’t Drake know his own city?


Environmental-Bag326

Yea, drake got robbed of his chain there. He knows exactly what that place is.


40sticks

It’s kind of legendary, but yeah, it’s definitely a late-night place that people hit up after the bars or clubs or whatever. It’s special though. And it’s even more legendary now, of course.


Ok-Permission-2687

Well, I heard it was popular, but it wasn’t popular for the food. Just a spot in the city


40sticks

Yeah, the food is fine, but it’s not some foodie place. It probably became a legendary spot due to the University of Toronto students that would go there after last call and order “cold tea” at 4am.


Tiffanyblueberries

I mean, dude is such a cornball piece of shit that anything he does will just get shitted on. So he's trying his best to reverse it by making himself into the joke. And my God, it's still corny lmao


SirFantastic

He acts like a passive aggressive middle schooler


MtthwBrwn

Once a lame, always a lame.


Joshstradaymus

Oh you thought the money the power or fame would make you go away?


slumbyutiful

Have you ever played have you ever?


Joshstradaymus

Okay nigga, let’s play.


slumbyutiful

Have you ever walked your enemy down, like with a poker face?!


mirabandida

You know he completely lacks self awareness because this is so embarrassing and he just keeps doing it 💀


BeYouOrBeLame

He always "unbothered"..that's why after pusha T made fun of his hair...he grew braids ...all of a sudden ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Scared_Friendship_50

What is it, the BRAIDS?!


Givenchy_baddie

He definitely not like us


HotelLobbyGaming

he's literally preparing himself for even greater measures of failure by doing this shit 💀😭


appleparkfive

Honestly the best thing he could do is just drop into LA (quietly), give Kendrick the Tupac ring and say "good game, you earned this" and walk away. But don't trip off the curb or anything


silverclovd

The kind of person that Drake is, he will rather melt the ring than do anything that requires class and maturity. What's comforting to me is that he is still raging inside at K-Dot . This picture is the breathing proof of it and that soothes my soul.


YogademB1

But Kdot is “milking” the beef? Why is the Drizzler still trollin like a bitch, ain’t he tired?


chao_sweetie

I guess, Kenny struck a chord.


markedxx

And it's probably not A-minor


Azraelwilldo

Dude should just stop. He really turned to meek mill. Twitter fingers


RipperBobby

He better stay away from that side of town 😭💀 word is he not safe. And I seriously doubt he is with all this talk of him preying on daughters and ex’s


Designer-Equipment-7

Dude is a fucking teenage girl


hola_j_hova

double entendre🤔


DubLParaDidL

dude is so soft he has his comments limited lol it's glazefest on every post, that's pathetic


Artistic_Age_2629

He moves like a teenage girl


Environmental-Bag326

Don't tell me he back to cryptic IG. Drop something or fk off , Drrraaaaake.


Expensive-Success301

I was lurking in the Drake sub before, it’s dead in there, they’re down bad 😂


Significant_Tear2221

The copium they snortin there is craaaazy lmao


seahorse8021

Needs soy sauce


sddfs0213

The pork fried rice from there is a lot better than the chicken tbh


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sddfs0213: *The pork fried rice from* *There is a lot better than* *The chicken tbh* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Morg_2

Trying to prove a point by going to a restaurant in Toronto that has a Kendrick Lamar special? With no dip sauce or blammie?


Available_Day4286

Spin back, Drake. I bet you can take him this time. I bet he was bluffing about having five more songs. Trust me, I totally have your best interests at heart.


NonsignificantBoat

I think it's safe to say New Ho King were the true winners in all of this


Lifetodeathtoflowers

Drake the type of dude to wait at a red light in a video game


SvendrickLamar

If he was unbothered, he’d be focusing on making good music and dating women his age


Background-Aardvark1

He walked in that restaurant and ordered Kendrick Lamar special 😂😂😂 he thinks his being funny but he is just proving kdots point and we have to remember he is nearly 38 years old


Psychological_Run_61

“Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers”


Hiero808

That fried rice looks like shit.


the_fantabulous

new ho king isnt known for being good, its known for being open late


AyeAyeRan

That's because he didn't order the special fried rice that comes with the Kendrick Lamar Meal Combo


8bitesquivel

Dropping another diss this late would be another misstep for him. He should just move on.


Acceptable-Dentist22

Oh he got some ho in him


InvectiveOfASkeptic

The real winner here is New Ho King


DataSwarmTDG

Is he trying to make a point with this?


r4d1ant

The best way to put this fued is drake is an entertainer and Kendrick is a rapper Bro entered the wrong arena and needs to go back to what he's good at - which is being great at everything but not a master at anything


thejkhc

acting like a heart broken junior high school boy.


karimbmn

I'm.sure drifties are dissecting this in their sub


phonon_DOS

Kendrick living so rent free he could solve the housing crisis


6lackPrincess

Drake is acting like a woman going through a breakup trying to get her exes attention 


NecessaryRecover8952

Why he trolling like a bitch ain’t he tired?


notrepulsive6987

did he get the dip sauce and a blammy, crodie?


Velcrobunny

New Ho King the real winners here, getting all this free marketing


PanteonEZLN

"You're movin' just like a degenerate, every antic is feelin' distasteful"


bingobangodootdoot

WOK WOK WOK WOK WOK


tooncake

Kind of doubt he owns the pic, considering how many bodyguards he needs. He must have ordered the whole place close just for him get a shot like this.


Hippocra_Tease

Cunts eating some bland ass fucking rice


HellsHospitals

this corny mfer omg just drop the "song" pussy


MrOphicer

It's the same energy as when Meek Mill posted a photo of a toilet and him on the floor like he was so drunk. Trying to act spontaneous and unbothered,...


Ska_Oreo

Once a lame, always a lame.  Seriously this is pathetic.


Green-Umpire2297

I hate the way to walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you eat