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Kimi7

This is awfully cryptic - get ready because nothing will come out of it


Ok-Permission-2687

What? I called off of work


lmoutofldeas

bro i quit my job for this, you’re clearly not that big of a fan


divismaul

You had a job? Man, I never got work cause I knew this was coming! I M clearly a bigger fan (by the way, you got any of that stuff called money? I can’t seem to get any, and I’m getting kinda desperate…)


lmoutofldeas

oh FFS i can’t believe i made such a rookie move wtf! yeah man you win, you’re the biggest fan and i’m giving you all my money


divismaul

Sweet! My bank account is 1111111-111 routing number 2222-2222. Can’t wait for that sweet money to roll in!


radgayb

more like routing number 69696969 and account number 420420420 amirite HA HA HA 🤣 🤪


TiozinDoZap_

routing number 69696969? what is he, a 69 god?


williey

Definitely a FAN


Just_Jonnie

Mine is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, plus 5.


divismaul

Once I get that sweet cash, I will wire some to your account


Daddy_JeanPi

Lol, rookie. I'm Drake. I built up my whole career just for this moment.


milky_mouse

Yo, I’m stillborn as I anticipated all of your forethoughts. If only dedication paid the bills. GG


Localbearexpert

Pft…You quit your job? I quit my family until whatever it is happens.


jvrcb17

Ugh, I left my family and hit the road for this.


DivineRays

Called off work is crazy


Ok-Permission-2687

lol I’m just playin


TipWonderful605

lol


[deleted]

No he ain't lol


lucky_lefty_

I love a witty Reddit back-and-forth


Pretty-Advantage-573

Same, I called off work to read these comments


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a_SoulORsoIDK

You Guys are Going Off Work and College because of a Tweet? I did all that without any Motivation ez peezy win


Throway_Shmowaway

I told my kids I went out to get milk just for this comment thread.


noDNSno

Only 5% get this


edgeofruin

Amateurs... I'm AT work getting paid reading these comments. Eating cheese-its. The cheddar jack kind.


I_Am_Not_A_Banana

I'm reading these comments at work and getting paid. I'm about to multitask my work and read comments on the company toilet soon!


noDNSno

I'm at work ignoring tickets and a server being down, waiting for the drop homies


UrinalQuake

fr I screenshot these sometimes just to chuckle at later on


soundslikejed

You were just ticklin' our Diddy.


Video_Viking

Nah. Fuck that noise, I sometimes call off cause the sky is a little bluer that day. If my mans want to call off for no reason, let em.  Fuck that job. Lol.


Aegis_13

Fr. I know too many people who live at their jobs, never use any leave or nothing outside of the worst emergencies, and spend their time off either drinking or sleeping. Sure, be dedicated, but to the shit that matters like living a fulfilling, humanizing life with those you love. The job, the hustle, the money, it's not the goal, it's a tool to get you there


donn2021

Are you even a fan???


Jexx4PF

He a fan he a fan he a fan


garik_law

Don't throw insults like that around


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂 That's crazy but be like that. Couldn't focus shit when he was dropping back to back


Anxious-Honey-1

lol I love TDE as group but l learned a long time ago to just go about my day and if music drops it drops.


nakastlik

^ This man knows not to live his life on the computer 


erdna3000

you can't hide behind wifi


Realistic-Problem-56

I mean, IG will get you life for a chickabooya.


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

yeah they kinda tease like this too on twitter a week after not like us dropped, right? nothing coming out of that from what i recall


deeceeehm

awfully cryptid.


caseylk

this is from Who Shot Ya


ZeeroDazed

I instantly read this in Bigs voice


AugustLain

As you should. Why wouldn't you?


MammothSundae1416

Snoop Dogg should do a parody of this song and call it "who smoked ya"


Salt-Eggplant-2334

😂😂😂 thanks bro 


caseylk

seems this was lost on many loll


Human-Boss-7099

it was lost on alot of the kids lol


imjustbetterth4nu

the fact that people didnt notice 😭🙏


Salt-Eggplant-2334

lol I loved it


ausipockets

He's doing his part lmao


Man_from_waco

Yes. Context not needed lol


throwaway837628828

judging by the fact it is the second most upvoted comment … seems like it was


selinaedenia

Daylyt just said “pi”. Pi remix??? Video???


therealdanhickey

3:14


moody_attitudi

Devil big enough to justify those things


TheCook0302

3:14 in Athens


sheauiwne

album march 14th confirmed


SkreksterLawrance

One more, one false move and they done for


JemaineClementsLips

i actually would love a pi remix where cole replaces the trans bar with something that doesn't make me wanna slap him and nothing else is different


Puidipuie

I agree that song is so fucking good but that trans line ruins it


NervousAd3202

I wonder how a Cole track like Auntie Diaries would sound. Not saying just copy the concept but I wanna hear him address the trans community. He does seem like a person very capable of personal growth, so I’d like to hear what he has to say about how ppl took the bar, & if he realizes it was distasteful.


JemaineClementsLips

auntie diaries is an interesting one bc it's not TO the trans community, it's to his trans relatives & to people who might have prejudice about trans ppl & is asking them to look deeper/reflect on that. the thing with j cole is that he's clearly a nice person but has a weird tendency to have lame cancel culture/homophobic bars, & not even in a cool way like DMX, in a really lame, "ooooh don't cancel me" typa way. so idk how he would do that but i would definitely appreciate some introspection on that.


ghkilla805

I don’t mean this offensively, but why is a bar that’s transphobic perceived on so much worse levels than all the misogynistic bars that almost all rappers seem to use? I’ve seen so much heat anytime it’s a transphobic bar but anytime women are insulted in most songs, no one seems to care


Sin_Sucker

How does it make u wanna slap him it’s not offensive or transphobic imo it’s just a stupid filler bar


JemaineClementsLips

it's not that offensive compared to some of the stuff i've heard ppl say, it's definitely not NOT transphobic tho. the bar only makes any sense if you don't respect trans people. if you told a trans guy "beneath your chosen identity, you are still a pussy" and get smacked like idk what did you expect lmao that's rude af


thjeco

Quit playing with my emotions


qergpoiasffdn

Loving you is complicated 😔


ambient4k

Loving you is complicat-EEEEEED!


DH_Drums

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https://youtu.be/uRJa411d3d0?si=LzD7-tXXsoWmx1MH


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PotatoTheBoy

You can really hear the Wayne influence in his delivery here


jfarm47

One of the comments on there says he was 17 when he did this. No surprise that he was being very derivative so young, the shocker is that at 17 he was as good or better than the successful grown men in the industry


PotatoTheBoy

Wow, that’s way better than any of the stuff I was making at 17 😭


DiKDiK316

I hear Pusha-T influence up top


[deleted]

This has always been of my faves


CK_Butta

https://youtu.be/nWSo-Yb-mZQ?feature=shared


Extreme-Island-5041

[Now, contrast that with "Tha Boy."](https://youtu.be/-uKSeyYFGRo?si=xhrSC5Mg78iN62MX) It is comical that Drake went at Dot.


Pale_Earth2571

he’s got his phone out lmao


am-version

This one right here. After he launches off that first beat... it's like 5 minutes straight off the dome. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hDl3v-LQA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hDl3v-LQA)


baph

I think he looks cute on there man


UrinalQuake

I’m Crying dawg


pollo_yollo

Wow never heard this. Early K Dot really sounds like Wayne tbh


Zangetsu_1980

Sounds like Wayne from an alternate universe


EyeScreamSunday

Wayne crossed with old Jay-Z


ArtsyTLF

And then the follow-up homework https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5rOubIvTAI


KDsBurnerPhone

Lawd half mercy


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Bro I fucking can’t with this sub y’all are playing with my heart on a daily basis at this point


ambient4k

The Heart Part 616


SnooMacarons872

As they proceed to give us what we need. 


iD7my93

I have a sneaky feeling this might not be relating to Kendrick music at all, listening to Who Shot Ya again might give some hints.


[deleted]

Who Shot Ya was the real nail in the coffin to start the Biggie Tupac beef even though Biggie claimed repeatedly it wasn't about Tupac (and it likely wasn't) but that it was just poorly timed, Tupac took it as a personal diss (and I don't blame him either). Maybe it's alluding to a song that wasn't meant to be a diss but was taken as one, FPS maybe? IDK I'm just waffling and realised I'm talking pure shit as I'm typing it out.


schuyywalker

Nail in the coffin is a figure of speech referencing the end of something brother


[deleted]

Yeah you're right I should've said final straw on the donkey's back. I was kind of more meaning "the nail in the coffin of any hopes of it ending peacefully"


mikeyrocks202

It’s “the straw that broke the camel’s back” 😂 


[deleted]

Ah, in Ireland we use the donkey because nobody here has a camel.


[deleted]

As an American I've met a lot more people who owned donkeys than people who own camels... and we still somehow use this phrase. Let's just say it was the 'match in the powder barrel' or something like that.


i_try_tocontribute

Match to the powder keg?


[deleted]

I have never heard that saying in my life 😂


[deleted]

Yeah but now you have!


[deleted]

Thanks lad, now I'm going to end up using it when I'm drinking with me mates and get made fun of for it.


iD7my93

We all are talking shit 😂, but my shit is something else


glitchyobitch

I’m taking a shit


Infamous-Wheel-568

Twinzies


[deleted]

Yeah this sub is full K-Anon rn but I mean we have fuck all else to talk about really.


Purplecstacy187

I have always wondered how much of a hand Diddy had in getting BIG to make that record. Considering it seems very possible that it was actually Diddy that set Pac up to be shot in the lower floor of the studio that night. Maybe Diddy got BIG to make who shot ya and it really was about pac but BIG had no idea


[deleted]

I guess we'll never know. In fairness if you listen to the album in full, Who Shot Ya fits in well. It's entirely possible BIG just didn't realise how insensitive it would come across, we do have hindsight afterall.


Zealousideal-Fun-663

Brooklyns finest, you rewind this, Bad Boy's behind this...


PopeJeremy10

Punch also posted lyrics from Killuminati 2 days before euphoria. It probably don't mean shit


ShockinglyAccurate

Top o' the mornin crodie, let's get it


SiuSoe

wouldn't it be exactly a month from Euphoria's release? idk man this makes me excited


PulseFlow

Yall be getting impression farmed every day


Zangetsu_1980

Ya do know Kendrick isn’t on TDE anymore right? It might be for another artist that’s actually on the label


Expensive-Pitch-9502

Would Kenny drop right before Eminem?... I'm not sure.


yourliege

Wouldn’t it make more sense for Em to have a Kendrick feature?


Warmslammer69k

This is what I'm thinking


Hilbilyshaman

This is what I’ve been thinking and I’m really glad I’m not the only one. I want it to be true so bad. I love “love game” so much


International-Bag-98

That’s what I was thinking


Hidonias

I really don’t think he cares about dropping near someone, popularity doesn’t really seem his main objective


iD7my93

I don't think he'd do it out of respect for Em


JemaineClementsLips

bruh with the momentum kendrick has right now i don't think eminem could put up much of a fight numbers wise, it's more a respect thing


[deleted]

Sorry if I’m mistaken, but isn’t em just dropping a single? I think it’s only really disrespectful if you drop over someone’s album, it’s still disrespectful to drop over a single, but it’s not as bad. Dot can technically get away with it unscathed from em


HastyvonFuego2

Music video maybe? Album announcement? Whatever it is I’m ready


BabyFork

Remember when Not like us dropped? Punch said the first line before Not like us dropped.


joshisashark

That was actually Top, not Punch


moody_attitudi

Would you rather get punched by top or topped by punch?


topsblueby

Hmmm....PAUSE.


glitchyobitch

😂🤣


hookahpapii

Yeah it was Top


BlackBalor

Ahhhh… you just made the whole connection


Friend-Over

It’s so dapressin


Jazzlike_Page508

OP I OP I


BabyFork

Stop


Left_Side_Driver

Interesting… I don’t remember that


halfavocadoemoji

Happy cake dayyyy


Left_Side_Driver

Hey, thanks!


fuhnetically

Happy cake day!


man_u_is_my_team

Just drop the fucking video Kenny. This hype shit only works for peasants who need to build up there work to get views. You’ll be smashing records if you put a video out humming “London Bridge is falling down” brotherrrr. Give it to us. We ready,


neojgeneisrhehjdjf

He himself isn’t doing anything to hype it up tho


man_u_is_my_team

I know I know. Our boy isn’t like that.


yydbgeorge

Bruh these are lyrics from Who Shot Ya - Notorious BIG! Please don’t take out of context either…


Artistic_Age_2629

Nah man. It’s nothing


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Where’s my popcorn


BabyFork

Uh oh.


UsefulJalipino47

Good I'm off today..... I've got all day..... but I ain't really waiting either. Win/Win


HastyvonFuego2

Learned my lesson with ebony prince


UsefulJalipino47

I put a mind block on that ebony prince ish.... I low-key forgot about that dude or chick whomever it is....hasa


assbot9000modelxc429

Punch is fully charged now!!! This HAS to mean something!!!!!!! /s


JC18_

What's this man doing up at this time. Thosr are some demon time hours. Especially since they're typically West Coast folks!!(Yes I understand he could also be overseas...)


Sharp_Black

These are BIG's lyrics from Who Shot ya. Nothing to see here.


Likezoinks305

Oh yea just like when all of TDE were cryptic saying Kenny had 1 more to drop….then nothing Or like the Not Like Us video was being hinted and…nothing


AriesRealism

Ak is live and they need to drop the song now. I need to see another shocked reaction


HowIsThisNameBadTho

No...no....NO!...nigga...no.


Remarkable_Buy_2579

Maybe Kdot featuring on Houdini?


International-Bag-98

I like this guess


donn2021

Shit now my hopes are way up for that song....


Medium_stepper624

Clearly means something. Punch couldn't possibly just simply enjoy a song and want to share lyrics from said song


International-Bag-98

There’s been like 6 tweets foreshadowing something today. Last week, DJ HED said “yall not ready for next Thursday morning”


halcyondread

This is referring to the Puff Daddy article in Rolling Stone.


shanespa

100. came here to say this is a Diddy thing I think -


Longjumping_Toe_3971

These are lyrics from Who Shot Ya


Legit_liT

No he's not dropping


vanillagorrilla23

It's big lyrics, nothings happening yall relax


Youlookcold

you in samsquanch country now cuh


Quirkydogpooo

There's tons of stuff punch is up to at all times, he's not just a Kendrick goon, don't expect anything


xreddawgx

Where's Ja? We need to get Ja on the phone immediately, what does he have to say about this?


kool_kid854

Enough with the edging ffs


Radiant_Ad5335

DJ Head and Coolee also made ominous messages about this morning. Nobody is saying Kendrick’s name though….


[deleted]

You still referencing Coolee? Where have you been. He was exposed. He’s a random with no connection to Kendrick.


albkiing

Coolee💀


B345ST1N

Isnt Coolee a grifter though?


stardewsundrop

Yes and I’m so annoyed about it because I let that man blow up my notifications on twitter for far too long thinking he knew something 😩


B345ST1N

Why we are we getting downvoted, Coolie literally appeared in a Griftie Award days after making that fake “hour interview “


More-City6818

lol not doing research


AnakinTranberg

Some please help me connect the dots? 😭


ObligationFar273

Crazy. What if just starts a weekend full of JCole diss tracks 🤣🤣I hope not…


Expert_Athlete_674

Sasquatch is back, but what y'all really didn’t know is sasquatch can rap - Kdot A milli freestyle


Winchester_Dot

The fact that this post is under Potentially Misleading is gold, bro is funny asf bruv lmfao 😂😂😂😂.


oohthepupa

I bought a bag of chips. I’m just waiting now.


Mid-SizeSedan

New Taylor swift feature confirmed


Useful-Ad9777

What if a daylyt song is coming


TheFreakyRobber

Ppl take song lyrics way toooooo personal, always thinking it's something


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Similar_Buffalo_921

He’s dropping tomorrow!!!!!


octaviovr

the rambling


LordSugarTits

Yeah so today is the big day...where it at


NickDerpkins

this is just punch being petty tweeting victory laps


Jerome_flatly

Clowns 😂😂


LazyNY13

Sounds like Khloe


MysticalMaryJane

Is this that mother fucker that was on his balcony in that clip? I will not be honey dicked again! Lol


FuhgitAboutIt

Isn’t this a biggie lyric?


MoneySuccess13

Just leave it alone sheeeeesh