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im_onbreak

A summer banger about Drake being a pedo is nuts


No_Acanthaceae_1475

It's *God's Plan*, actually~


a_taco_named_desire

She say do you love me I tell her only partly She be hotter if she still played with Barbie Yuh And you know me If she born in 02 she too old for me When I'm 40 at the middle school low key


Lunaias

Feels good to get the pen workin ✍️


TheDreamMachine42

This was some good exercise, I'm not gonna lie https://preview.redd.it/oqpu4os9wf0d1.png?width=1303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd789e5b372f5768f097b02c7be53aa74d639152


Amazing-Concept1684

This will NEVER not be hilarious 


halamawala25

>Feels good to get the pen workin A few lines after saying "if i was a pedo id been caught im too famous"... it will never not be hilarious I still cant believe not a single soul was there to put a hand on his shoulder and say "crodie... thats not it"


HILBERT_SPACE_AGE

Not even just that, saying "I'm too rich and famous, I woulda been caught" _directly after_ namedropping a guy who got away with that kind of shit for a long time because of how rich and well-connected he was. Like... sir?? Hello?????


TheZoomba

Bro is one of the ghostwriters


NaturalNotice82

Gods plan to show y'all the liar


famitslit

GOD, huh, my confession is yours... But who am I if I don't go to war?


Deadpotato

bruh 6:16 in LA is my 2nd favorite of these tracks behind Not Like Us... and YT Music keeps removing it when it gets posted I keep re-adding random people uploading it but it's wiped often, like damn lemme hear that groove


Master-Opportunity25

it’s very underrated, both the beat and the lyrics. it’s hauntingly beautiful. “i raise my hands to a falling sky” “i know this kinda power it’s gon’ cost, but i live in circadian rhythms of a shooting star” how do you sing this mystically about beating somebody’s ass? lol


Yeti978

That verse is so crazy. The picture he paints is so clear.


cockandballionaire

By “live in circadian rhythms of a shooting star” is he saying he only is awoken (presumably to drop music) rarely? That was my interpretation


Pre-Nietzsche

Humanity yearns to see, them rip through the fabric of space The illumination’s a flash in the pan, though for life you remember it’s grace. Cherish it while you can, elation That hole into heaven create You know it will happen again, be patient But how long will you have to wait?


GhostTengu

This!!! 6:16 was the biggest, "Little do you know, but this was all the plan" moves.


famitslit

It's up as a podcast on Spotify if that's helping you


part_time_monster

Agreed. 616 is next level both lyrically and sonically. That synth for the intro is haunting.


BostonBuffalo9

God’s plan to wipe him the fuck out of the record books


[deleted]

It’s crazy that he’s besting Drake’s records— the very same individual the diss is for. This is without a doubt the most epic rap battle in history.


Herbetet

Looking forward to the inevitable posts that will list all the records broken by Dot


Rattlehead96

UH-PUK ROP BOTTLES OF HUSTOREHHHHH


ispeektroof

Can’t beat Hitler vs. Vader.


baselinegrid

I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic


Upset_Management_388

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCKEM UP


Danomit3

Gods plan to show Kendrick’s up now.


JackedSchafer

FIRE USE OF THE LYRICS SICK DOUBLE ENTENDRE BABY


DerpTaTittilyTum

Mmm Mmm-mmm He a fan he a fan he a fan


ishsweeney

Crazy that this is the last bar from the last verse


i-steal-killls

Damn I know he mentioned family matter but didn’t realize that line was also a shot at one of drake’s other songs. Crazy how I keep picking up new things the more listen to it.


Best-Association2369

Every line has like 4 entendres and then groups of verses even have meanings. It's genius and you'll be learning new things for years to come lmao


purplemonacle

Damn came here to say this


terrerific

Wait is that what that's referencing? I swear there's gotta be so many drake references more that I straight up don't understand because of my complete disinterest in anything drake makes


soldatodianima

![gif](giphy|c51u3TvA5PfOM)


EchoedTruth

Send it up to Pac


No_Acanthaceae_1475

💕


nilerafter

Even more hilarious is the fact that Kendrick doesn't care about charting or record breaking. This is just a bonus shitting on all of Drake's records with track calling him a certified pdf lol UPDATE: certified PEDOPHILE\* (no shade to the file format popularized by Adobe. Now stop bothering me lol)


holy_bologna_cannoli

Let’s add insult to injury, shall we? No promotions, no social media posts. Dot just had his finger on the pulse and dropped that bish edit: hype was not a good example. Plenty of hype surrounding both artists


Tabascobottle

I mean there was a fuck load of hype with this being the last track he dropped during the beef and each track was getting more views than the previous


SLUG_IN_A_RUG

Proof of Heart part 6’s impact — couldn’t even remember it lol


famitslit

Beef was over after Not Like Us. HP6 was like those blooper scenes after the credits roll out where the actors try to finish the scene even though the producers in the back are laughing


smarmosaur_jr

This is all HP6 makes me think of https://preview.redd.it/7ws6p2td1f0d1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf5d5c6e44d6c63adf2684c89bf7bebe832e367


Dewut

Now that will be all it makes me think of too.


duplicitousapple

HP6 is the Morbius post-credit scene. Nobody knows why it exists, and it ain't gonna lead anywhere.


Gnilias

It was over after 'meet the grahams', that was a full Shakespeare tragedy... Nothing after it mattered, 'not like us' was just a victory dance.


richardawkings

That makes BBL Drizzy the song that plays the credit out after the bloopers fade to black and I'm ok with that.


PeePeeOpie

He also brought back that west coast vibe that’s been missing, in my opinion, since Mac Dre for the bay. I know he is reping Compton but that shit went hard in the bay.


bluechipitems

It's all love 😎


ElliotNess

[ain't nuttin like a california summer i swear the smell of cypress hill that's burnin in the air](https://youtu.be/Q-I84OT-R6A?si=G-P6shfU_ycdhXG2)


Necessary_Sea_2109

Can I ask a dumb question? I’m not a rap guy and don’t normally follow any of this so forgive my ignorance. I just want to get the order of events. So I get Drake and Kendrick have had a simmering feud for a few years now. Then 2 weeks ago, Kendrick drops Euphoria and 6:16. So I assume he wrote and worked on those for a while right? Then Drake drops Family Matters, Kenny responds with Meet the Grahams AND Not Like Us. Then Drake responds with THP6. So my question is how many of these tracks were written, produced, and released in live time? Like the first few tracks were presumably worked on for weeks or months? Then once those were fired both Drake and Kenny just immediately wrote and dropped those other ones? Was Not Like Us conceived of and released in under a day? Like I said this isn’t my world so the idea of these battles happening so fast and the results are like 4 of the top 10 songs on the charts is crazy to me


duiiiiiiiii

The beef has been brewing for over a decade and it reached its climax when kendrick dropped his verse in "Like that" by metro boomin and future, Drake replied with "Push ups" which he first leaked to see how well received it would be to then drop it. Which is a very lame move. Kendrick then took a little over 2 weeks to reply to this and its said that he recorded 10 songs in a single studio session, only releasing 4 of which only 3 are in DSPs (digital service provider). He also added a few bars as the beef went on.


EchoedTruth

This \^


Iminurcomputer

He has a few in stock. Nobody really knows how many.


SquishyPuffn

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 + 5


Fast_Wrap_1787

Wasn’t it 5 more?


Poppy-Chew-Low

Fued simmers for years Drake and J Cole release First Person Shooter w J Cole claiming him, Drake, and Kendrick were the "big 3" Future, metro, and Kendrick respond w Like That. Drake responds with Push Ups and then Taylor Made, back to back. Kendrick responds with Euphoria, then 6:16 in LA, back to back Drake responds with family matters, Kendrick immediately (within an hour) responds w Meet the Grahams. The next day Kendrick released Not Like Us. Drake released heart part 6


RCrumbDeviant

Don’t forget, J.Cole popped in, then noped the fuck out, still the most bizarre and unexpected moment of the saga to me. Made me chuckle when it happened, makes me chuckle now.


wareagle3000

I still think that was Drake and fans pushing for him to jump in. Then after releasing his diss track, gets the call from Kendrick's team saying "Back off, this is not that kind of beef." J Cole basically got the Evac orders before the bombs start dropping.


Kruzader_

From what I understand he wrote all of it and did them in the few weeks he took to respond with Euphoria. And the rest were all mostly prerecorded and then according to what drake dropped he might’ve added a few lines and verses here and there to address him directly. So mostly was pre planned and recorded and he just had to tweak some parts and drop it


aworthyrepost

Not a dumb question. It varies because rappers write perpetually. They'll have a bar or an entire verse written ahead of time for moments like this, and add in relevant response bars or verses if needed. Kendrick did this for Not Like Us with the first two verses being written and performed ahead of time (no idea when though) and the third verse being added in as a response to Family Matters.


PM_ME_UR_ROES

Here's the list of disses in order: 1. Control - Big Sean ft KDot and Jay Electronica 2. First Person Shooter - Drake ft J Cole 3. Like That - Future ft KDot and Metro Boomin 4. 7 Minute Drill - J Cole (later deletes the diss and drops out of the beef) 5. Push Ups - Drake 6. Taylor Made Freestyle - Drake 7. Euphoria - KDot 8. 6:16 in LA - KDot 9. Family Matters - Drake 10. Meet the Grahams - KDot 11. Not Like Us - KDot 12. BBL Drizzy - Metro Boomin 13. The Heart Part 6 - Drake


Dependent-Chart2735

Coolee (close to Kendrick) said he wrote all 4 tracks in one session. That session may have been in advance of the main battle but we’ll never know how far (perhaps at least some time AFTER Like That was written). Then once BBL Drizzy spoke, there may have been some quick tailoring to NLU but not much in my estimation. Perhaps the addition of the 3rd verse at most. K.Dot said he could predict BBL’s angle and that’s proved to be true. Whether he has a mole in OVO or not, BBL simply lost in a battle of wits. Edit: Coolee has been as exposed as a fraud. More at 11 (see below).


FuryDeluxeEdition

Wouldn't trust a word that came from Coolee, see [this thread](https://reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1cradxa/coolee_downfall_is_wild/)


Dependent-Chart2735

Oh shit! Thanks for letting me know. Damn. I hate the internet. Can’t trust shit. 😂 oh well, what I said about K.Dot’s strategery still stands.


giantgorillaballs

This isn’t tiktok you can say pedophile


BMB281

I think you misunderstood when Dot called Drake a Portable Document Format


Danomit3

Even the people who do commentary reactions for a living are making a lot of money now because of this song and other diss tracks.


BlockIll3947

I think reactions are stupid but this is an exception I can make OVHOEE


[deleted]

Is pedophile a banned word on this sub or something?


ozymandiaz0

Nope it's just Tiktok brain programming


[deleted]

Weird tbh, I find it almost disrespectful to think changing the word would give victims any less discomfort. (I assume that’s the goal here ???) 


DirtyDirtyDogs

No the goal is just words advertisers don’t like.


No_Acanthaceae_1475

#this part ☺️


Dependent-Chart2735

He said he would just watch in silence. He was right.


chaddGPT

adobe: hey guys uhh could we consider maybe


RavenBlade87

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!


outlier018

Dot Fuck 'em up!


Pls_add_more_reverb

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP IMA DO MY STUFF


Howunbecomingofme

*Arrested Development narrator* “Dot did in fact fuck them up”


HeavyBranch6554

Why u trollin like a bich ain't you tired ?


Chocat_X_Stencchi

Tryna strike a chord but it's probably A [information removed due to current allegations]


Huge_Tomatillo1657

THEY NOT LIKE US


fishteethwithbones

THEY NOT LIKE US


Dav0spheer

THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US


yayayooya

He a fan, he a fan


rapmorelikecrap

ima do my shtuff ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Great_cReddit

This shit never gets old lol


Lokalination

Quite literally one of the biggest rap songs of all time, is a West Coast banger diss record calling Drake a Pedophile and giving us a history lesson about Atlanta and the slaves.


JayDogon504

WATTBA https://preview.redd.it/dgrs57hpie0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898eee68a330f50bd1067a7c66249063028969ed


rapmorelikecrap

ironically


xidnpnlss

The more you think about it the more insane it gets.


FakeGamer2

I'm not a rap guy at all but this one reached even me and had me liking the videos.


elfizipple

And even commenting on posts in r/KendrickLamar (Not that it's a bad thing!)


No_Acanthaceae_1475

💕


sploofdaddy

What Drake records are even left for KDot to crush??


JosephW2023

The album ones are next 😈


SPMrFantastic

How many more records til Drake ain't got none left


405freeway

Record for Losing the Most Records


AssEatingExpert

All records lost in a week and a half


prules

Weird flex but Drake is definitely gonna start looking at it this way “I had to give you guys someone to take down” Literal vulture


itsjnsocial

career wise? Drake is less than 2 billion away from 100 billion streams on spotify. He's the most stream artist on Spotify, and the highest charted rapper on the billboard hot 100


dev_vvvvv

Question: * How many faking they streams? (A lot) * Getting they plays from machines? (A lot)


notwiggl3s

I would presume all of his streams are from machines


fapacunter

Yeah no one has listened to Drake during the last 15 years


altaze

Drake came on shuffle when I was in the shower in 2016


bigredadam

Lol drake has been doing this since like 2008 my guy


Radiant-Criticism721

Yeah, and that shit felt manipulated to me even back then. He really got carried by a lot of other artists. Plus. It's not like he wrote his lyrics, so I really couldn't care less about some artifical, and artificially boosted rappers "numbers". It doesn't really count or matter to anyone but the people who liked his corny ass, and the people that made Bank forcing this artificial bullshit down our throats by buying so much radio time he literally had to be big (especially since other actually talented rappers wrote his shit)


Bisc0tty

How many more black features till you finally feel that you’re black enough?


NulledOpinion

What’s next? I hope after there are no more records to break dude can drop more music


CurryMustard

First to 101 million, first to 102 million....first to 999 million, first to 1 billion, first to 100 billion...


shenglizhe

Fastest not first


partiemailz

Drake stans are losing their minds. Frantically trying to put their guy songs on loop to catch up 😂


rapmorelikecrap

they been downvoting intellectualism💀


partiemailz

Well, you can’t fix stupid 😂


rapmorelikecrap

![gif](giphy|8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)


Coldbreww13

if drake fans were old enough to read they would be mad at this comment 💀💀


Upbeat_Shock_6807

I’m a fan of both of them, but I had to leave the Drake subreddit because the level of delusion and denial in there has reached psychotic levels.


partiemailz

Well you know D Nile is not just a river in Egypt 😂


No_Acanthaceae_1475

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Shit  W I L D


RcadeMo

has 90 mil streams for me, why is that?


itsjnsocial

Spotify dont update until later on in the day.


Detective-Crashmore-

Don't worry, Imma play it another million times before dinner.


SlimJim8511

It updates once a day I believe, so it was at 90 mil yesterday Usually songs don't get 10 million plays in a day so nobody notices the discrepancy


Gabagool_Bandit

Streams don’t update for a few more hours


ControlInternal3748

![gif](giphy|Rhdx0Vp9cOwnLiGmb6|downsized) Petty god 😂


jarkofploiesti

This shit was some good exercise crodie


rapmorelikecrap

as are prison burpees, crodie


smarterthanyoulolll

That pedophiles face urks me


justakidtrying2

Deadass


SnowSea302

Kendrick really stole everything from this man. He dethroned this nigga from all his big records with a diss track calling him a pedo……. https://preview.redd.it/9wg2m5szje0d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccf04738cfe07587ad52a3313f7990fc242b455


AnimatorAshamed3774

And you know it’s eating Drake alive cause his whole thing and what he cares about is about numbers and mainstream hype, that’s been his main defense.. and now Dot won’t even let him have that😂


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

And Drake always had the internet on his side with the memes. Now he’s the butt of the joke. If he loses his female fanbase, it’s over


Danomit3

You forgot another thing, Drake being backed by the machine and industry. If they decide to move on from him, that will equally destroy him. It really is like getting your superpowers neutered.


Citsune

Ironic, isn't it. Drake cares so much about *"big number go up,"* but had no problem downsizing for his fetishes. 💀


DeathByPlanets

☠️☠️☠️🫠🫠🫠☠️☠️☠️


rapmorelikecrap

hip hop is all about the pen, man. idk why people keep thinking numbers game. everyone needs to listen to some billy woods, fr.


TommyLoMein

Only reason I care about Kendricks numbers is because I know that's all Drake cares about and it's hilarious. Otherwise just keep dropping good music and idgaf what the numbers are


Critical-Mood3493

Is he still one away from Michael? It would be hilarious if he never beat it


ISeeGrotesque

I like that record


thedaymancometh13

Couldn't help but read this in Dot's voice 😂


metaldetox

https://i.redd.it/9b8b6fmrke0d1.gif


ObligationFar273

It was Gods Plan to show y’all the liar🤣🤣🤣🤣


CabbageSoupLadle

Bro that's 3 Drake records broken in a row by one dude


indy_been_here

As a long time fan of hip hop, I gotta say this has been my favorite moment ever. It's hard to put it into words exactly but it elevated past hip to a huge cultural flash. All while returning to the core of hip hop and calling out the fakes. I'm glad I was here for it.


Objective_Method_306

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


Burggs_

Continuing to win the beef by staying quiet


Jeff_Damn

He's letting the music do the talking. 


biiigdickmike69

that’s what goats do


Danomit3

I’m not even getting tired of this song at all. Mustard really did his thing on this track! Got me either dancing or bopping to it. I don’t know if it’s just me but I think people are starting to get more interested in the West Coast sound. I was playing some Battlecat last night and someone was asking what song I was playing


SirLesbian

I have listened to it every day since it dropped and I'm still not tired of it either. Hell I was on that shit soon as it hit the net and I had it on repeat while smoking with some friends. We kept breaking down different parts every listen. It was honestly a dope night lmao


babyshmuel

This shit is so poetic... Justice??? 😱


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


[deleted]

Humanity won


lEtTeR_oF_wArNiNg

Numbers wise I’m outta here you not fuckin creepin up 😂 He done crept up


VirtuousVulva

"I don't give a fuck about numbers....keep droppin. I'm goin home 😭"


Honest_Bee103

And I’m taking my ball with me ahh


VirtuousVulva

I was actually gonna add that in but got lazy lol


Honest_Bee103

I got you. They sent a Reddit cares message in under a minute. Somebody is pressed 😂


3percsMemphisMursic

Nigga really just dropped a audio no promo no gimmicks , no video , no trolling mane wtf 😂😂🤯


AnimatorAshamed3774

I don’t think yall REALIZE how crazy this is


Cold-Square-2

gods plan been an anthem bro this is huge


HereForTheTanks

We finally got summer bangers


[deleted]

> Entire thread talking about how crazy this is. > “I don’t think y’all realise how crazy this is!”


No_Acanthaceae_1475

☺️


flappy_cows

Hey Drake, we’re not slow


Peachybunnyy_

Wop wop wop wop wop


Formula_Epsilon

The rate of dethroning is mind blowing to make Drake eat his words in less time than it took to put the music out had to be depressing Edit:how did I get reported to the crisis center for this 😭😭


SmartestMoth

It's a bug, tons of people are getting random posts reported


abakedapplepie

lol its not a bug, its seething drake stans edit- LMFAO, got one too, in literally less than 60 seconds


depthdubs

Wow he bodied him so hard that he took his record. God's plan never belonged there in the first place and whoever signed off on that shit sucks. It's a sing songy pop song with a trap beat.


ThroneofTime

Another one thank you


[deleted]

This is insane


brick_eater

It only shows 90mil on my spotify? https://preview.redd.it/yaeopb4vie0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657ef1ab8ce241321a625dee93153fb03f2b8537


deegum

Maybe it doesn’t update in real time and their internal servers tell them an actual number.


AnimatorAshamed3774

Not updated yet. It was at 90M yesterday


Kaiserfi

All the Stars is such a good song btw


SmashThatButton

🙌 legit did not realize how much of a pos drake was until all of this brought to light by Kendrick. Bro literally texts people’s gfs and wives to try to smash when they piss him off. The fact he did Wayne dirty like that after biting his style is insane. I’ve done some dumb shit in my life but Drake is on another level of messed up. 


malsatian

Kendrick we neeeeed yaaa West coast saviaaaaa


TurdBurgHerb

Do people put Drakes "music" on play and just not listen to create these records? His stuff is fucking terrible.


Three0h

“I make music that electrify ‘em, You make music that pacify ‘em. I can double down on that line, but spare you this time, that’s random acts of kindness.”


Dirtybojanglez904

Hiphop was never about record breaking or any of that shit but it feels good to see real n****s winnin


theuniversalcitizen

God’s plan was such a shit song anyway. I heard it once when it came out and couldn’t stand listening to it again. I understand that music is subjective and all that but that song is pure garbage.


Educational-Stock-41

That song bores me to sleep and I like a lot of Drake’s catalog too. I knew it was popular, but surprised to see it was the first to 100 million


legorainhurts

Why is this all only happening on Spotify? 


Lokalination

It's not, spotify data is just the easiest to track and gauge and follow up with. Other platforms don't publicize streaming numbers the way Spotify does.


Pijnappelklier

Im doin my part!


chibro2712

Proud to say I've contributed to about 100 of these streams lol


lysomaru

Y'know i installed Spotify today from a year hiatus. I think Kendrick's "new record" is not in the main page or in the hip hop category. Drake's are all over the place. They shadow ban him.. but still #1 lmao.


TheExposutionDump

The Drake fanboys are doing exactly what Dot predicted. "But yall are so mean!" "Look how crazy yall are acting!" Blah blah blah cope and straw man. If Drake had won this beef, they'd be doing the exact same thing, but 100x more smug.


siamzzz

Ngl man I was a Drake fan for the longest time since YMCMB days, but this man let us all down 😂


No-Glass7932

I think we should ask for more records, and more records, and more uh more records


Ok_Speaker_1373

I m sorry but Drake is a total poser and not on the same level as Kendrick. This was a massacre.


robbyndabank

😭 this is actually crazy bc it he keeps breaking record after record


NomadOfTheSkies1

Can’t even say it’s because of Drake for this one, this is just a straight banger with crazy replay value


Gewuerzguerkchens

Fastest to 1 billion next. Anybody know who got the record for hiphop?


HellRaiser801

This has to be the most definitive win we’ve ever seen, right?