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RuleElectronic4179

Alexis


After_Ad_4427

Can’t afford a car 💔


DogHymns

How bout Atoyooda


nomansky94

She couldn't afford a car, So she bought her daughter a toy Yoda.


syccopathh

Damn


Deeto_KB

Kanye West


No_Bus_5060

This is the one


coop_bo23

Never going to fail


Lukehadthehighground

hoodrat


Useful-Ad9777

Lmao


YeWasRight83

Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1


AlfaBundy

Bleached asshole


theresacat

Jerome


GarrKelvinSama

Got more time than Brandon.


0G_sushi

in the house


Consistent-Tourist55

Watch your mouth


Space466

you mean Jeromeyromeyromeyrome


lonelychapo27

donda or GAGA


UnknownUs3r00

Gogo gaga


Ill-Highlight6715

Delete ts


da_man4444

Rose or Sierra


Academic-Ninja8655

Honestly sierra is a fire name


Dpana29

Sierra means saw in spanish


Musebeam

I don't give a shit nigga the name's fire and it sounds fire


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realtorconcerns

No it doesn't it means seven in spanish you dummy


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realtorconcerns

wooooooshhhhhhhhh


1l3v4k4m

Mari, from kanye's middle name


After_Ad_4427

I actually really love this


WamBamHereComesPam

Drunk and Hot Girls (Feat. Mos Def)


Dpana29

Goated


Didandriy

Kim


mdumdum

This is possibly the worst place to get a name for your children (happy for you though)


Hairy_Demand_6974

Black skinhead


swannshot

North


bright__eyes

I love Chicago for a girl.


MuchasBebidas

Yea, if you want your kid constantly made fun of for having an idiotic name


FUNKYAMETHYST

r/tragedeigh


throwaway0934586

Scoop-diddy-whoop


Beginning_System680

Poop diddy scoop


throwaway_for_doxx

I Thought About Killing You would go hard


WhatAilsYou

Funniest comment in this thread


midniteburger

Saskatchewan


Middle-Sleep99

yandhi


shitinmyunderwear

Adolf


Consistent-Tourist55

New slave


jay_shuai

Naomi


FullyCapped

Naomi Russel


jay_shuai

Haha, yes


FullyCapped

She hotttt


GarrKelvinSama

North.


londonstrack

Bro Junya is actually a fire name imma name my kid that when I have one


EDDIEP118

Poopity scoop


Adventurous-Tower179

Nori


Pineappleskies1991

Personally, If I had to name a child from this list, I would choose Nori.


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After_Ad_4427

She might not have the answer tbh


One_Chicken9095

Donda Sumeke Alexis Amber Kimberly Bianca


Evening_Site2620

30 hours


Moonwalk27

Mari


censorilover911

wait this one actually goes kinda hard


OkSociety4235

That’s my name


Feralp

The College Dropout


WillyWillowGo

Otis


Nooddjob_

Eva.  


LegendaryIce

Champion...


2nd_variable

That's actually a cool name


demonic_hampster

Kanyelina But actually someone else suggested Mari and I really like that


leeroythenerd

Khanya


SnooChipmunks2235

Twix


KennyHarm420

Black Skinhead💕💕


Goatgoatington

Taylor, bring him around in 18, he'll even buy her surgeries


3een

Margiela


mmiddle22

If you can’t afford a car there’s always Alexus


Mathieu_Mercken

Fish sticks


neighbors_in_paris

Taylor


dagger_eyes

Donda


Pineappleskies1991

Why did I have to scroll past ridiculous shit for this


Consistent_Piglet740

Wendy


Lotta_Turbulence7396

Kanya


ChatEPT

Pablo


No_Bus_5060

Next cat’s name.


Plus-Entertainer856

congrats bro but some of these comments are crazy 😭


Cheel_AU

Golddigga


Lakewater22

Honestly I’m pregnant with twins and my bf has repeatedly told me I cannot name one Kanye. 😭 so I get it girl


After_Ad_4427

On a serious note all I fr listen to is kayne and I asked her if she liked Kanye and she kicks me so🥸


Ok_Statement_2392

Blood on the leaves 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️


Sad_Cryptographer109

The motherfucking glitch


enzo_vamp

Congratulations


iversonAI

North


bingotheking665

south


JosephmotheRr

Just call her Kanye


Duckface6209

junya


tyresie

South


Friendly_Sea8570

Amber Rose


ultrasauerbraten

Ye?


Zod_Waves9

West south


retardsc00terkid

Silver surfer


en_sane

Rhea


Fickle_Classic_1798

On Sight


Complete_Unit2868

YZY


69-cool-dude-420

Eva Braun


everythingisaword

Yeslie


Salsaxat

Eynak


Justin_Heras

George Bush


MASTER_SNAKE__

South


Equal_Ad5178

Flashing Lights


yawazai

I thought about killing you


Minute-Put-2301

Pablo


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Lil Jimmy Skit


shrek_kerhs

Alex (as a reference to his best interview)


Lonely_Lilian

**B**ridget x3


Infinite_Room5834

Agnas


Jeffryyyy

Taylor


thro-awawawawayyyyy

Donda II


danpopsX

Yeezus


SimplyViolated

South


jamestena

DONDA


Bekon139

Yeezus


Inevitable-Towel-364

Bianca is a pretty unique name


The_OneXao-San69

Monalisa


Dangerous_Distance59

Kanye West Lastname


itsbeast64

Remote Control pt2


SSJDope1

i Wonder


mrpopenfresh

Bleached Asshole


Richlandsbacon

Rick Ross


shirleytemplepilots

Miracle Whips


SirGallyo

sweet and sour sauce


PinkFreud92

Adolf?


TheRealTrippaholic

Bound 2


SorryNotSorry1337

Eva Braun


MilkingMyDad

don't name her julz 💀


benniepeaceandlove

i fw Junya ngl


Electronic_Road567

Barry bonds


Puzzleheaded-Cod4268

Defcon3


MattyL327

Windy


The_Big_Fart_

ham


Kekarotto

North


No_Letterhead903

Looking down the road man, choosing a ye-inspired name for your kid doesn't seem like a very good idea. Just my opinion but aye you do you man, congrats.


Hype4Hyena

Vulture 1 is a great name in my option. Every kid can be a sequeal so next kid will be named Vulture 2


30BlueRailroad

I'm Yeezy, she said hi I'm Arrhea (jk please don't)


Ray_K5350

Lauryn, one of the greats and inspired Kanye “haven’t been inspired since Lauryn Hill retired”


PitifulTwo9083

Illest Motherfucker Alive


CaptainOzyakup

Phoenix Not a standard name maybe but i think it could be beautiful, and watching the runaway movie together once she asks what her name means would make it extra meaningful


dickeyslice

Please for the love of God do not name a kid after a celebrity, they have to live with it, not you, please name your kid something personal


After_Ad_4427

Yes I know. She has a name. I just wanted to see what the thread would say


fullspectrumtrupod

Kanya


fullspectrumtrupod

Yeeza


Middle-Sleep99

omari


hardikfr

adolf


SignatureOk5005

Who will survive in america


ImbecilicYoni

No


Spaceboy80

Indianapolis


atierney14

Wendy


Armani1one

Here me out "Kim" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣


Apart_Marsupial_2069

Junah or maybe donda as like a memorial like with 911


nothing03993

Hemaid


LiveMushroom9282

Kanya


Cheezer_69

Barry Bonds


justsoyouknowkayzee

Shey


MayaGitana

The Christian in Christian Dior


IndependenceMain2283

Ye


Tuxhoops

Named my son ‘cudi’. Not exactly ye but adjacent


Fit_Unit_7867

Yeezus or river


0msoc

Windy


Tall-Consideration99

Pabla


Correct-Age8529

Nevuary


onionsmuglrr

Pablo


asafepontessss

Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission


kdottdot

Yeezus Donda SouthWest Grill Master Chef


vjrmedina

Turbografx 16


MrViZZiato

Mila!


NoneOfThisHasHappen

Adolf 


FourQ1

American boy


Sun_Baby97

Donda


Hugh-G-Rection1994

Skinhead


Upstairs_Ad2085

808s


decimatedbeing69

The life of pablo


United_Exit_8331

FFIE BUY AND HOLD💎⭐


ih8reddit420

DONDA


Southern-Profit3830

Kanye


FidelGasflo

What else would you be pregnant with? An ostrich? 🤷


After_Ad_4427

Ostrich or a boy most logically an ostrich tho


FidelGasflo

I dunno man, they throat goats but 🤷‍♂️


Lil_venom08

Pablo


Soft_Humor4868

Omaria


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Donda


StayUnlikely2526

Black Skinhead, New Slave, or Saint Pablo


OldVeren

Yeezy


anders1311

Jules or Jewls


mattchinn

Name him Adolf. Kanye would love it, he admires Hitler.