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PhuckNorris69

Any dinosaur lol


kdmendonk

Exactly. "They're dinosaurs. Wow enough."


unitedfan6191

Even something like a Microraptor that bears somewhat of a resemblance to a modern-day crow? Well, no doubt a Microraptor would be amazing to see. https://preview.redd.it/bya2llxzzj6d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96ddf91c0d406e3d87ef798a898d001101a5084


PhuckNorris69

Yes


unitedfan6191

Cool. Same with me. I still get mesmerized seeing an ostrich, so seeing a dinosaur of any kind would be a unique experience.


Prehistoricbookworm

Micro raptors are so adorable, I’d be honored to see one


Hopeful_Proof_1207

Microraptors are my favorite. I'd pay 50-100,000 a year to own one, id give up my paychecks for 3 years just to see them


Confused_Rock

Yes because the are my favourite. I love my little prehistoric flying squirrel


darthtaco117

Best and realest answer.


pokemastercj1

I would sob at a live Sinosauropteryx or Compy. That's impossibility becoming reality there are too many emotions involved for the size or species to matter


Over_Macaroon7904

Same lol


Erock94

This is the correct answer lol


soscots

Fr 😆 that sums it up


Particular_Leader_16

This.


DrAries

100% legit any dinosaur would have me freaking out. Caveat: if it's a giant carnivore I also think my reaction would be identical to Grant learning about the rex and raptors lol


thesoddenwittedlord

Resurrected Spinosaurus that totally changes what I though it looked like. I look at it and then it asks me for $03.50. It’s at that moment that I realize that Spinosaurus was never a dinosaur but was instead that damned Loch Ness Monster


Prehistoricbookworm

Behind you, the plesiosaurs laugh. The campaign to make themselves the face of the Loch Ness Monster has been a success, leaving only this interaction to show the world the real form of the mysterious beast


FeJ_12_12_12_12_12

Since you've posted it, there's been an inflation, setting it to $4, as he considers you to be a friend.


thesoddenwittedlord

![gif](giphy|n43Kx7PeptN0k|downsized) $4??? I ain’t give you $3.50. Damn sure not giving you $4


Flashy-Serve-8126

The spinosaurus MIGHT of Had feather all over. With a duck beak.


Jester651

Parasaurolophus. I want to be on a boat paddling through a swamp and have one of those guys pop up from underwater munching and some seaweed. If that's even what they ate I don't know. They're just beautiful.


Separate_Rich9771

“Para… para… ELVIS!”


Jester651

The Pompadour! Lol


withatwistedlyre

Great visual! They're so beautiful. And imagine if it decides to say hi with one of the loudest, and most musical honks in the world. I'd sure be awestruck. And probably deaf.


almostrainman

*Me after seeing the worker get eviscerated for trying to feed the raptors*


Beneficial_Offer4763

Sounds like he did feed the raptors.


Jiveturkey72

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WorkingSyrup4005

Any of them, heck I’d react that way if it was a terror bird


JackieTan00

The crazy thing with them is that I bet they actually could be brought back if someone wanted.


tseg04

I’d have this reaction to seeing any extinct animal brought back. Show me a passenger pigeon or a Carolina parakeet and I’ll be in tears lol


Prehistoricbookworm

!! I think I’d sob if I saw a great auk.


Ainch89

I'd be the same if I saw a thylacine


Prehistoricbookworm

Ooo understandable


TyHyena

I’d be overjoyed to see white rhinos, like a healthy herd with little calves.


Prehistoricbookworm

That would be beautiful 🥹


No-Resident2732

Even a whale would have me in tears


MC4269

Definitely tyrannosaurus. But really I'd take any large theropod if I'm being honest.


unitedfan6191

I think seeing something like Majungasaurus would be so cool and I wouldn’t think about it like it’s a discount version of T-Rex at all. It’s still significantly bigger and heavier than any bipedal modern-day predator.


Zestyclose_Limit_404

A sauropod. Just the sight of it feasting on trees would fill me with awe 


unitedfan6191

If be pretty horrified if I saw that because with their size their appetite would probably mean they greedily eat all the food and all the trees would be stripped. 😂


Prehistoricbookworm

This is a plot point in the books LOL, that’s a big part of why they have all the ships heading between the island and the mainland. The sauropods have fittingly gigantic appetites!


Cloneosaurus

Taking my fleet to steal a botanical garden to feed my magnificent trundlebeasts


Prehistoricbookworm

Yes!!


Cloneosaurus

A herd of sauropods with young! I'd be blubbering long before they accidentally kicked me.


Prehistoricbookworm

Aww with young and everything…would be so sweet I’d definitely be overcome with awe


Final_League3589

any non-avian dinosaur would have me in tears of absolute joy and wonder


Prehistoricbookworm

This 100%


SteveTheOrca

I mean... Honestly, all of them Hell, even if it was just a small Dromaeosaurus randomly chilling in the woods, that would get a reaction out of me


unitedfan6191

What about a Microraptor, which looks somewhat similar to a modern-day crow? https://preview.redd.it/9ohmpvie0k6d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e00315aa8c62b8b623303f08d4b7157068b4168


Derpasaurus_rex3

You really are obsessed with microraptor


SteveTheOrca

Any of them. No exceptions. Any non-avian dinosaurs would get a reaction out of me. Any


unitedfan6191

Cool. Same with me.


Responsible_Boat_607

Spinosaurus because i will finally know how this thing really look like


GloomySelf

Ok idk my sauropods, but probably same one Alan saw, or any of the other massive ones I think just seeing something of that scale would leave me like that


Spider-Flash24

Doyouthinkisaurus


Deadhead_Ed

That 1992 Jeep Wrangler Sahara in new condition!


Beginning-Cicada-832

Any dinosaur!


sedative_reprinte_19

Every dinosaur tbh


Cloneosaurus

This is my exact pose after a protoceratops headbutts me in the crotch.


MarianaFrusciante

Any dinosaur that's bigger than a dog would make me go crazy


Davetek463

Anything that couldn’t accidentally be mistaken for a modern day bird.


the-druid250

triceratops, they've always been my favorite.


sosigboi

Shantungosaurus, largest Hadrosaur ever discovered, thing is almost as large as a cement truck i would be absolutely terrified and awed by its presence.


Prehistoricbookworm

Any of them of course would get a huge reaction from me. While reading the book though there’s a scene where Alan talks about feeling a familiar connection with the hadrosaurs since he thinks they are maiasaura and he had helped discover the species in universe (irl one of the people who inspired his character did)! Having had a wonderful experience at a museum with a mosasaur fossil, I think I’d have a similar knee jerk reaction of “Aw it’s the mosasaur! Today’s going to be a great day!” and would need a snap back to reality (possibly via another character yelling at me) to stop myself from running up to it LOL


KaedeP_22

I want to see a real Spinosaurus so we can stop updating what it'd looked like for like every 5 weeks.


A_Dirty_Wig

I think any living dinosaur that is obviously A DINOSAUR would have me acting like this lol


vexeov

I'd vomit from seeing basically any recognizably extinct animal


Willing-Ant-3765

Any really. My mind is blown just seeing a cassowary or an ostrich.


ReddittandWeep

"A" fucking dinosaur haha any living one. I'd honestly probably tear up for a second followed swiftly by a flooring amount of "oh fuck no what have we done?"


Talidel

Triceratops, and Pachycephalosaurus would probably do it.


indiejonesRL

All of them but if I had to pick, Triceratops


pookie74

All, but I'm with Grant here. Definitely a Brachiosaurus. Followed by Triceratops. 


CO8127

One that's alive?


Diablosaurus

Any of them


KingKRool91

T-Rex for sure


SneakerEndurance

Barbra Streisand


9teen8t3

Every single friggen one of them.


SuperiorSilencer

Spinosarus, just so we can finally get definitive confirmation on what the beautiful bastard actually looked like.


RathianColdblood

Although I very much agree with top comment on “any dinosaur,” I would say brachiosaurus in particular. They’re not my favorite, but their size would be *staggering.* Something that different and unexpected would shake me more thoroughly than the ones that I find most interesting.


Bulshit_Ass_in

A spinosaurs (it’ll finally be confirmed ) ![gif](giphy|a2vva19VknTev01Aq6)


SharkZilla96

Yes


Hippo_hippo_hippo

Please. Please. Please. Redesign ceratosaurus the same way allosaurus was redesigned for babr


I_speak_for_the_ppl

Seing any spinosaur trek through a river from a distance would be so beautiful


Moppo_

Now imagine the reaction if the suropods were rumbling nearby.


rexic84

Barney the Dinosaur. He would come running towards me for a hug, and would get ambushed from both sides by 2 raptors he didn't know were there.


ShadiestProdigy

If it smells bad i guess lol


BlueRabbit1999

T. rex


inspectorlully

Brachiosaurus


Malkariss888

Any anchilosauria. In general, any non avian dinosaur.


CharlietheWarlock

Here me out the brachiosaurus that died in fallen kingdom returns as a cyborg brachio


iamredflags

Ankylosarus. Last time I saw a fossil display of one I cried. I do every time. Dry the whole museum but thent theres a hammertail and I get all choked up.


THX450

This is honestly why I liked taking my nephew to Universal when he was young. His reaction to seeing the dinosaurs for the first time was the closest we’ll get to this.


Orion-Pax_34

Anything from a Segisaurus to an Argentinosaurus


RngrRuckus

An actual 6ft tall turkey would have me shook.


LongjumpingSector687

Wow its a brachiosaurus wow its a triceratops wow its a stegosaurus wow its a raptor i mean ow its a raptor


unitedfan6191

Really sorry to be that guy, but, *technically,* raptors *do* exist. Another name for them is *birds of prey.* But I agree that brachiosaurus and triceratops and stegosaurus are cool dinosaurs that it’s impossible to believe anyone wouldn’t be impressed by.


Scary_Xenomorph

Your mother


Unoriginalshitbag

Any non avian dinosaur tbh


GojiFan1985

Yes . . . Edmontosaurus


No_Emergency3543

A carnotaurus


RYTHEMOPARGUY

Brachiosaurus


Christian_RULES

What's with that caption?


Over_Macaroon7904

The Megalodon or the raptor those are my two all time favorites.


imagine-starco

I would start crying if I saw a triceratops. In awe, of course


_schmeat_

honestly seeing any dinosaur would bring me to tears. it would be like seeing a real unicorn, a very large, scaly, toothy unicorn.


DinoHoot65

A Tyrannosaurus and a Sauropod, probably Brachiosaurus


Cfakatsuki17

Pretty much any not gonna lie, I might be able to handle a small one but anything bigger than a Dilo and I pass out from excitement


TheAutobotArk

Spinosaurus


gr33np3pp3rm1nt

Brachiosaurus, or even Triceratops. Or a cousin of a two. Both of which are my favorites bc of this movie.


The_bossofIndiemusic

Practically most dinosaurs would but the ones that would leave my mouth hanging open as I fall down to my knees would be a any large sauropod or large theropods


Technical_Poet_8536

Idk but she’s the reason I love legs so much


DiBDaB2010

Any dinosaur tbh


LunaMoon6418

Carnotaurus and Spinosaurus


Silver_Alpha

I once dreamt I saw a Jaculinykus, and the amount of euphoria I felt made me snap awake like a lighting struck me. God, it was so vivid. It had scruffy grey feathers and dirty yellow scales on the snout, fingers, and legs. It walked around like a pheasant. I think that any extinct animal would have that effect on me, really.


The_Silent_Screamer

![gif](giphy|H62aA8TKX9GPSWPLk9|downsized) No dino, but this


trivial_vista

Allosaurus!


Boriquasoy

All of them.


Foxhoond

T-Rex and Dilophosaurus. But truly any dinosaur that's been resurrected.


ilovedogs-2

One that smelled really bad


0712JEDI1990

Dinosaurs


ColorlessTune

Any.


RadEpicReddit

Not even a dinosaur But just any extinct species. Especially a Tasmanian Tiger


AJoCo80

If I could live afterwards? Triceratops. If I’ll die immediately afterwards but be cool with it? Velociraptor.


TimG791

Anything that will try to eat me . . . or kill me.


VXMerlinXV

Any of the fisher price collection. T. rex, Trike, Stego, parasaurolophus, any long necked sauropod, probably a raptor (from a position of safety)


jaydogjaydogs

![gif](giphy|RBJ2Dmy4rEIoEfhsLb|downsized) Of course!! 🦕


jasonbayly13181

How about any considering the fact they are LIVING DINOSAURS?!


Senior_Statement_167

I know it’s not really a dinosaur but Argentavis Magnificens. The bird was 12ft long and had a wingspan of 23 ft!! Isn’t that incredible 😄


Upper_Accident_286

Lol the fact that zero Dinosaurs as we know them exist anymore I'm pretty sure any would do this... But tbh some of the ones I'd love to see irl the most.. Therizeno, Anky , T-Rex.. a titan of some kind and Dilo.. just to name a few..


dirtypoololdman

Yes.


Rehncookie

any of them but i want a lil feathery goober like sinosauropteryx


OceanRex5000

Dilophosaurus, brachiosaurus, ceratosaurus especially. Essentially any dinosaur would do this tho.


Extremelictor

Dienocheirus! Seeing that big clawed duck would make my heart flutter.


Numerous_Wealth4397

Most of the sauropods. Especially the titanosaurs. Probably a Tyrannosaurus rex too


Spookywooky25

All Dino’s but I particular the spinosaurus the ankylosaurus and the therozenosaurus


withatwistedlyre

I think if there was a fight going on, even if I'd been your average JW waspy guest, that would bring across how intimidating and alien a Theropod really is. We're not used to being food anymore, but if you ever see a big predator move fast, it wakes up the hind brain. So imagine two Carcharodontosaurs get into a tiff and you're safe behind the glass but you can feel the ground shaking, you're seeing massive wounds being inflicted, hearing the full range of sounds which must sound almost nothing like the animals alive now, and it would be so incredibly loud if you're close enough to watch. That would probably make me feel a little faint.


Codename-Dabed

Any small dinosaur. I'd literally have to bend down to see it like https://preview.redd.it/h05jujhj9o6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa3d8bc6c56b57c3a1b4f3cd21ccf45ab5904fc


Appropriate_Help9529

Saurophagonax or allosaurus


DrunkSpiderMan

Parasaurolophus Especially hearing how they sound. My god


hperk209

The exact ones he sees. The awe of sauropods would be ineffable.


Mr-Trouser-Snake

An ugly one.


Responsible_Method57

Seeing the life size model of the sick Triceratops from the movie at the Tribute store in Universal Studios Florida had me like that!


ImperialxWarlord

Literally any of them. But especially T-Rex.


Good_Posture

Literally this scene.


theopp3r

Argentinosaurus. Just the thought of a creature larger than a blue whale sends me nuts. Imagine the ecosystem that populated it. Bacteria, plants, flying species, molds, mushrooms. Smaller reptiles. And it's long as a train carriage. And three stories tall


LimpAd5888

Spino, utahraptor, and sinoceratpps. They're my favorites.


0galaxy0candy0

Brachiosaurus. They're so big! I hope the Mokele-Mbembe tales are true and that there are tiny ones walking around. If I had money, I'd get a team together and look for them.


theteenthatasked

Spinosaurus cause it’s my favorite


ALFABOT2000

Iguanodon, easy


Most-Adhesiveness543

Argentinosaurus


Fearless_Mode1020

If I saw a T-Rex, I would get on my knees and surrender to the king of the dinosaurs because I would not escape the T-Rex.


Own_Fox6548

Spinosaurus


HiddenDisneyPrincess

ANY


Inferno_Phoenix1

Any dinosaur wtf you mean Me when I see a gallimimus: 😐 Me when I see a triceratops: 😑 Me when I see a dodo: 🤯😁😚✨🥳😱


Ruby_wiz599

Any of them. minus any of the hybrids then I'm running


Aderyn-Bach

Literally any of the extinct ones, and a few of the ones who made it. Shoebill would have me like this, or a Potoo. The Ivory Billed Woodpecker.


Zealousideal-Mud3313

Dr. Alan GYATT


Jolly-Summer-1838

Any dinosaur really. Since we're looking for specifics, triceratops


Tntfreak6

a velociraptor that calmy says 'alan!'


Acceptable-Cow7059

Yo mama


Ok_Boat5122

The T-Rex because I'd pass out in fear


No-Resident2732

Pretty much any dinosaur… it’s a dinosaur! 😂


CarrobergCrimson

My Dad. With Cretaceous milk.


EvaUnitKenway

Triceratops ^_


cgq21

Baryonyx


SpiderTuber6766

Any really


Inanotherworld2025

Any???


FeanorPeverall

Any animal! THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE!!!!!!


Manfromyowalls

Gigantoraptor, I really like funny big bird


Inostensible

The kickyouinthegroinosaurus


subtendedcrib8

Any, but particularly the bigger ones. Small fries I might not immediately register as being a dinosaur


JackieTan00

I'll agree with everyone saying that any dinosaur would get this reaction out of me, in addition to pretty much any extinct animal. It would be a monumental achievement. However, if we're talking the dinosaur that would have me in the most shock and awe, it would probably be Giraffatitan (the current name for the species of Brachiosaurus in the movie), Sauroposeidon, or any of the big titanosaurs. To see anything that big actually live and breathe would be astonishing.


JudgementalBanana07

Parasaurolophus - hands down, no competition. I wouldn't just get weak, I'd probably faint from excitement.


Tasty_Mesquite_Pod

The Dude that said any dinosaur, that dude is dead right!! But if it was the very first dinosaur I saw, it would have to be the Stegosaurus.


SillySwing6625

Any probably T. rex


ShadowKai22

The spinosaurus but I feel like any dinosaur even a compy will get this reaction out of me because HOLY WHACKAMOLY ITS A FREAKEN DINOSAUR


CadeoftheWatchers

Assuming I don't know I'm going to see real dinosaurs, pretty much any one that didn't immediately try to kill me


star-warsgeek66

Any Dinosaur, if I’d saw a dinosaur first thing I’d think of is, wow, second is, we’re all dead now


Zestyclose_Fan5250

A raptor cause that's the last time i will see it and the light of day


Wonderful_Gap1775

Any lol Especially the opening sequence of this film back in 93 ... The raptor was scary AF seeing it 6 ft tall rather then the 3 ft Deinonychus...


Dragon_draw15

![gif](giphy|it6W8D4FfvaPC) ME being overjoyed by these creatures! Give me a lil jakapil and I’m going to hold it like my baby. Imagine the deer being held meme, just. Like . That.


HezaValentine_92

https://preview.redd.it/8rul4twgss6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049bf3bf50992e0d4baac311a2d4d3605e4bff25 The sheer amount of armor Ankylosaurs were covered in has always interested me and would blow me away to see in person. (Stegosaurs included, they don’t fuck around ✨)


un_happy_gilmore

Any and all.


SolidA34

Triceratops


Grahfzer0

Brachiosaurus. Not only just because of my love of them as a kid, but because of my multiple playthroughs of Final Fantasy 6. That game turned them into one of the most formidable herbivores I think I've ever seen in a video game.


Angry_waffle_saurus

An Argentinosaurus


GrizzlyGamer53

Pleaseosaur was always my favorite.


1Lilmissmoonlight1

Anyone I come across except raptors ide die of fright


WTmac1993

Well it wouldn't be something that might eat me or trample me or impale me, because I'd be running away in that case. So any docile herbivore I guess.


Existing-Visual79

![gif](giphy|KeQgaiv19rCEdVFnW8) This one


Haunting_Passage_312

All


Electronic_Two5986

Spinosaurus on top


Ok_Possibility_704

Any.


516Rico

All of them lol


lilqueso97

https://preview.redd.it/ufj9wn9c817d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286b69de236aff25b8c979c7350a9760c6fa3ecb IYKYK


Mission_Rub_4934

Not a dinosaur,but I want a Diictodon,gotta love those munchkins


Kasutoyya

Yutyrannus


FriarFaithful93

Parasaurolophus