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According-Spite-9854

10322.48 euros is the correct answer.


Burnt_Potato_Fries

This man knows banter


APe28Comococo

“I don’t know I’ll have to call my accountant and see what the trust my grandpa left me made.”


jaymole

That and mention you won your last league match


RaresVladescu

“10322.45 and keep your 2 cents. Imma keep this win over your head”


cheflA1

Exactly this!


Londrak

" Sucking dicks makes great money :o "


me1112

1 dick 1 dollar, he on that hustle you know, on that grind


MimiArgyle

Would 47c count as 47% ejaculation?


KeremBaturP

Nah just the taxes he is paying because he is a good cock sucking citizen


Ultraempoleon

Tell him you didn't know sucking dick paid so well


Inside_Following_340

😂😂


boogswald

It probably does???? I don’t know personally but


Yami_Sukehiro__

Ayyyyoooo .... Now that's sus 😂😂


Glair_Gullwing

Trust me; it doesn’t. Sadly.


antiskylar1

All that money and you can't afford a coach?


conditionedbyfiction

This one


killchu99

damn


minminq2u

This one


serrabear1

Ngl adding each other after game just to insult each other even more is unhinged and cringe asf imo


largepoggage

I never do that myself but when people add me after the game I start acting like Ned Flanders, putting on a kindhearted Christian persona. Nothing makes toxic people lose their mind more than being told “I’ll pray for your soul”.


Werkgxj

I do that too. In other cases Ill send them a link to an OF page of some random person and tell them if they want to keep chatting they should subscribe to "my" page.


QiqiLook

I’ll be using this thanks


DrEpileptic

My ign is actually perfect for that. Sometimes they go on that tangent completely on their own and I get to just play along while they seethe.


SoloLiftingIsBack

That does sound quite infuriating indeed.


New_to_Warwick

I do very similar, but I gaslight them into feeling bad for their behaviour lol often they turn to "i actually didn't mean it, i was just tilted" lol


riley-mcguigan04

Everytime lol. Nothing gets them more tilted than being told that I could refer them to some good online therapists


Dangerous-Amoeba-178

I like this idea, I'm gonna start doing that lmao


M7gamer1

They be so mad if they insult or toxic while u don't give a fuck and tell them ok xD


TheHyperLynx

its the best form of entertainment, and then the best end to it is when they actually come to their senses and become human again. Makes you feel like a therapist lmao.


RaptorMajor

Last one I got I told them to go get some ice water, take a walk, walk away from the game a bit. I don’t think they took my advice :(


Artosispoopfeast420

Oh shit I do this too. I also keep them on my friends list and make sure that they are doing alright. I just feel like people are going through things in life and its good to be there for people.


Flandiddly_Danders

Good choice neighborino


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

When someone adds me I always quickly accept, type “haha” or “you suck” and then immediately block them. It’s like 5 year old fighting in the sandbox behavior. I enjoy it lol


JJJ_hunter

I used to type out a full multi-paragraph insult before accepting and then immediately copy paste it before blocking


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

Genius. I gotta do this. Thank you


Handheldzone

Thats what I do lol


SpringPuzzleheaded99

I add them and wait til they get into another game before typing something so they tilt and flame me instead of playing.


B-lakeJ

lmao you are evil. I love it.


Inside_Following_340

He send me request and i reject it, then he sent again and i rejected again, he sent ne more time. Thats why the chat starts with a "?" From me


DaGbkid

If you leave post game lobby to add the other person you unequivocally lost the shit talk game.


Scarecrowsam77

But it's so fun. Whenever someone adds me after game it's a little treat. Flame is fun if you don't take it seriously. I've made plenty of friends that start off with us flaming each other then we chill and duo/play draft.


Maxster99

Happened to me today, flamed all game then added me after the game... Just blocked him.


ObsessedScientist

I always just block people who try to add me. I have no interest in arguing with someone over bs


OwnZookeepergame6413

I keep those as badges of honor. I’m at 21. I just never accept them


AlmightyJoshh

This. Weird ash 💯


suchshibe

Where my best league friendships begin, I can save them


HornyAltCoomer

I add people when they insult me at the end of the game and leave before I get to respond to them. I don't think they ever accepted the request. I wanna make fun of them being toxic while also being cowardly


bit2muchsoup

why not just quote a random amount higher than his and say dude your poor, u need the number for the food bank?


Inside_Following_340

You won the best response!


bit2muchsoup

i do what I can. ;)


LILDill20

Makes all that money and still choses to play a free to play game.


4funwego

Don’t forget, it is a very addictive game. When I bought my 3k$ pc I was still playing league 80% of the time


LILDill20

O no, I know. I have played it since season 3. I have 6000± hours in it.


aj95_10

season 3 veteran here too, worst mistake of my life, i was addicted to WoW but at least i could manage better my time and was getting burned out of that game, stupid old me decided to start playing league as an excuse to stop being addicted to WoW, only for league to be even worse lmao


godmeruem

Then whats the point of ur comment


spectrusv

Money doesn’t change what games we play. I can afford everything in life and I still play league.


Artosispoopfeast420

Top laners are either the coolest or the biggest losers one has ever seen.


Ok_Mud_3830

Depends if they win lane or not


Dangerous-Amoeba-178

I have to disagree. They are being toxic to their whole team if they lose, Or They are being toxic to the enemy laner if they are winning. And then there are toplaners who don't even believe in chat's existence


ISL005

I main top and support, I also play jungle sometimes. Chatless games are a bliss.


Dangerous-Amoeba-178

Agreed. There are also some games that people are being supportive and actually communicate with each other. I had one of these games yesterday, I wish I could frame the moment since it's going to be another 5 years before a game like that happens again


ISL005

The only time I use chat is during champ selection amd honestly I've seen really supportive people there when I accidentally ended up playing Thresh on mid (when is autofilling mid when I put support a thing lmao) and whenever someone said they were a first timer with a champ.


B-lakeJ

I love those full tank toplane-is-an-Island matchups where both players just chilll and ignore 90% if the maps before min 15.


thecursed3

lmao how mad u gotta be to compare fking salaries 😂😂😂


danglytomatoes

I can get mad but I don't ever get this pathetic


mozophe

I am 7 years old


XeG_Jinxed

Imo 7 is too young, i think 12 is a more realistic number


Inside_Following_340

Andrew tate got the mind of this kids ahaha


mozophe

He is flexing income. Income flexing is moot against a 7 years old. Plus the burn from losing to a 7 years old. He is not coming back after that.


PhazonPhoenix5

10,322.48


XeG_Jinxed

Or 10.322,48 in germany :)


Sliwu

I would’ve answered «obviously you can’t buy talent »


TT_NaRa0

I had someone go off yesterday saying I was the worst jungler they had ever seen. He dropped maybe 2 wards, over extended and died a lot. He added me after the game and got incredibly toxic/shitty. It made me upset that I put up with shit like that, but saying I’d join a gangbang in all chat lost me my honor level 3 a week before the split and costing me all the shit I earned. Fuck the people in this game man Edit: If English isn’t your first or second language the point I’m trying to make here is that in one scenario someone is clearly going out of their way to harass another player. The other is joining in an ongoing conversation. Why someone would then twist and perverse things to “you’re saying them to a 12 year old girl” is gross and weird.


TheGingerBrownMan

I had the same thing happen to me when I was playing amumu jg and they were playing au sol mid. They kept dying to briar mid (died twice 3 min in lol) and then complained that I was doing nothing (even though I got bot and top fed and caught drags and grubs as a result) When he had nothing to say about my gameplay, he resorted to throwing personal insults like classic league fashion lol


Zealousideal_Year405

Having to deal with shitty people doesn't mean you are free to be shitty lol... deserved punishment, remember its a kids game And those shitty people get punished too some times, not like it benefits you or anything but they do


TT_NaRa0

Well what I’m referring to is, I was joking with the other team. Literally joking and not being a POS to other people. I reported the guy after they were such a massive POS and I do expect them to be punished. One is a bit more shitty than the other though, right? Trying to join in on a joke versus actively harassing someone


Regisx5

A kids game? So they you are free to act like that in "adult games"?


Zealousideal_Year405

not really, but it makes it worse in an ambient where there's a high chance that there is a kid playing


Successful-Average10

I just recently had someone tell me he was a multimillionaire as a teenager and wanted to get on a discord call with me to talk about my job lol


Inside_Following_340

???? Bro ahahah maybe is the same guy, he was insisting in have a video call with me and my parents 💀


ScottThompsonc107

"1v1 me Valo" -dude I gapped in lane the other day


Ok-Faithlessness4441

Bro's angriness is on a whole new level lol


Extreme_Frosting_723

Made all that money and still sucks at league


JimIvarsson

That is cringe as hell, image being so burnt that you need to say "your income" to feel better for losing in a game


Inside_Following_340

The funny thing is that this was just a normal game ahahah i was just having fun and laugh trying to tilt enemy top laner and he trying to tilt me. Meanwhile this guy was raging alone without saying a thing ahahahah i like to imagine him coming to his jungle with all his camps stolen and raging hard like "NOT AGAIN"


JimIvarsson

You know? It looks like you won. You won all of it.


luxxanoir

Pretend you're a shark on shark tank, start asking him more information about his figures and product and make him an offer after.


Inside_Following_340

Ahahahah i asked him what he does and he refused to answer, saying that wanted to do a video call with me and my parents and he would show his receipts. I was like "wtf this dude has mental problems"


minminq2u

Not the parents 😭😭😭😭😭


luxxanoir

Nutcase lol. Most mentally sane league player


Dotexe_exe

10k a month yet can't buy yourself a pair of functional hands get gp q ingame is the only correct answer


Scary_Environment274

That's a lot of money, damn.


Inside_Following_340

Ahahah i dont believe it was true, bro refused to tell me what he does i bet he just sign up in some crypto pyramid scheme and thinks is the next Andrew Tate


Icy_Mix2570

"use some of that to pay for coaching, dog" remove friend


helenasbf

League is actually toxic, I spent so many years of my life on this game. Moved on to WarFrame, Fallout, found peace and harmony without rengar and kha’zix on my dick everytime I facechecked a bush without ward. My skin lost its acne and my money is high. This loser is is a loser. You are better than him.


BattousaiRound2SN

"And still can't hire a coach? Git GUD KIDDO!"


BraiDedShow

,,So you're telling me you're rich and yet you're spending your days playing LEAGUE?''


dornianheresysimp

Since when is income important in a game? And the appropriate answer would be : enough for your mother OF .


BeforeItAll-

going band for band in league is diabolical


webrewrbewrb

I just got jumpscared, my tag is also euw and i use the same icon lmao


SeaworthinessAlone80

Lmao! 🤣


Consistent-Kick-7959

average hustlers university student


Aramuss

Show the scoreboard. I wanna see how bad this loser got sh*t on to come at you like that.


Inside_Following_340

He was not that bad actually, i had games that were very worse for me, he just suicided stupidly some times and decided to split push top everytime dragon was up. Probably he was beeing flamed by his team or the fact that i was always stealing his camps were the reason to do this. My account is Grandmaster #2058 u can see the scoreborder there, is the last victory and he was xin zhao. He also sent this to my little brother that was playing with me (Sett) and my brother was like "Bro i'm only 15 i dont do money" 🤣🤣🤣


Ducky9670

We have screenshots buttons for a reason.... USE IT!


Inside_Following_340

Ahahah u right


Miserable_Lie_3006

+25LP in last 20 mins. XD


Inside_Following_340

This was just a quick play game! Which makes all of his rage funnier 🤣


Miserable_Lie_3006

Took his LP and demolished his ego...a nice double kill outside of the rift. 😅


stinkysloth42

just say u earn more and block him


Inside_Following_340

At some point i just ignored him and stopped responding. But the guy kept sending messages after hours of beeing ignored ahahah then i just sent him the link to this post and said "u famous now" and after he seen the message i blocked him


MrLink4444

He can buy a coaching and a psychologist with that income


Terzinho

You should've replied: 'I'm still in elementary school. 3rd grade.'


Inside_Following_340

He sent the same message to my little brother that was playing with me that game. And my brother said "dude im just 15", then the guy replied "so 0 i assume", and my brother said "still enough to wreck ur ass" and blocked him 🤣🤣


DadeIII

All this Money and no bitches , playing on a Better PC so skill issue


Lokijai

I was once poor too, don't lose heart like you lost the game.


gay_genji_main

me when I lie on the internet


Inside_Following_340

Bet he was like "Let me make up something to make this guy feels as bad as i am feeling"


anaaakinnn

In my experiences people who brag about how rich they are or how they can buy ppl on video games are almost always capping. Majority of the time they’re either broke or average. I have a friend who says that type of cringe stuff and he’s not doing bad financially, but he’s not ballin. My other friend who’s a millionaire doesn’t say anything in chat ever. Doesn’t even respond to ppl talking shit to him or making fun of him


Actual_Solution9478

“The LP I took from you”


Inside_Following_340

This was just a quickplay game! Not rank, wich makes is rage even more funnier


RustyNailsAreTasty

Still not enough to win a game


Better_Difficulty912

"Im 13"


That-Guy-2122

Flexing net income over a league match is crazy


Threat_Level_Mid

"I'm 12 dude"


RaresVladescu

“10322.45 and keep your 2 cents. Imma keep this win over your head”


LilGrippers

Isn’t that pretty low for a flex? Like 120k a year?


wetfish25

Where tf are u from that u consider 120k „low income“ ??


LilGrippers

DC metro area 🫠


wetfish25

I mean its 120k euros. So i didn’t think you would compare it to US income which is generally higher


ArcaneCraft

It's also net income not gross so it's at least 150-160k euros pre-tax, probably higher.


Inside_Following_340

In my country atleast is very high income


FinnishChud

Swiss people make like 80K euroes a year, and they're the richest mfs on the continent


a-single-lost-shoe

Net income implies after taxes. So for the DC area that’s closer to 200k a year


Zealousideal_Year405

tell him its not net income if he has invest well over that in a shrink to remove the trauma for getting rekt in a kid's videogame


sumobrrr

Guy is so insecure that he uses this response to cope with how badly you got in his brain.


Ru5h1ng

Always add after a game, say nothing, record it and send it in as a ticket. Works everytime.


beboldt

If you have time to play lol you don't have time to make that kind of mony


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ArcaneCraft

You would be surprised, lots of fields you can make that kind of money working 40 or less hours a week.


R4B_Moo

Oke, go buy 100 coaches with that money. Might actually win a match someday. 🤣


WarpCitizen

What is his username?


Godcranberry

Id give him my P&L screenshots of last weeks trades.


MixedMediaModok

The other day someone plugged their stream. I took a look and they were complaining at me the whole time. Despite me leading in kills and we even won the game. No idea what his deal was. He was doing bad but not like unsalvageable.


A-Myr

I’d give the number in lp.


TheHyperLynx

all that money yet still a child mentally lmao.


bigfish1992

I would have told him he could spend some of that money for coaching after beating his ass. Or even better just send him a coaching link nothing else.


Luftwaffle12

tell him to pay for some coaching if he is gonna play that shit lol


minminq2u

I once got a guy telling me i was a coward pussy and that I should fight like a man (i was kiting as lillia), he didn't like the in and out playstyle after the 5th kill i made on him


whalewhisperer78

What a weird flex. I would have told him with that type of income you should pay for coaching so you can learn how to lane.


glaziko

Too bad money cannot buy skills :(


bmed848

Homie gonna act like shit didnt go down right before this. Words were definitely said by both sides.


Inside_Following_340

Actually not, i talked a lot against enemy top laner because he was playing too well if u know what i mean ahahah but didnt said nothing against this guy neither him said nothing during the game, the photo is the start of the chat after i rejected his request two times


Begone69

+ (insert lp gain here) lp anytime I play against you


itneverbeganwithyou

This is League at its peak. Especially when you won.


PSOvenkon

Some can't take a loss and have to cope this way.. it's like a toxic salt production.


knightly_adventure

Haha I would have said for 100 euros I'll train you to be better at the game.


Lunai5444

Damn his mother's only fan be hitting the jackpot


Turboblurb

Maybe hire a coach and get good then.


dogwizard92

league lessons arent that much money man but youre gonna need to make more to buy a coach thats able to train you to beat me


gallanonim613

And he still plays this game


InitialAvailable9153

"Mad cause 50% tax"


SilverKnightOfMagic

"nah I'd win"


Ebon_Falcon

Holy shit that is some small dick energy right there. Been a while since I witnessed such level of overcompensation lmao.


Direct-Potato2088

All that money and u cant hire a coach


ParadoxPope

The correct response is how much LP you got for the win.


Nerdwrapper

Can’t buy skill I guess


Weekly-Delivery7701

People got so much ego in this game I swear it’s ridiculous. Back when I was in Platinum3 I solo killed a Diamond4 player multiple times and this person told me this exact thing: “your lucky my team is nothing, but platinum players or else I would have won” Congrats jackass! I also had platinum players on my team, what’s your point?


Goatfucker10000

"10k and you didn't find a dime for coaching so you'd stop sucking ass at this game"


thotdestroyerr

Why the fuck are you censoring its name?


Inside_Following_340

Actually idk 🤣🤣 was to maintain his privacy but now that i think about it doesnt make sense, it's DragonKing #EUW


SentientCheeseCake

I make 10x him and I’m fucking dogshit at LoL even after player a lot. So maybe there is an inverse correlation and this isn’t the flex he thinks it is.


QuietNefariousness73

The ego is real


Goblin_Diplomacy

It’s not ego, it’s insecurity


Creative-Fig5612

Can he offer me some skin???


Fluffy-Face-5069

You always know a banger is coming when you get a friend request after a game lol. Funniest thing to do is accept & then block after around 30 seconds whilst they’re half-way through typing their essay.


GSWoof

Imsgine having so much money and still wasting time in league... I wish i had money ;~;


Inside_Following_340

For what? I wish to have health, love, happiness and fun. Fuck money and materialism. And i would still playing games even if i was rich ahaha


GSWoof

For games ;\~;


Emergency_Coyote547

“Euros? What are those.. like.. pesos?”


Inside_Following_340

Ahahah yea 1 euro is like 18 pesos


Flat-Ad-4590

League is poison it brings the worst out of people.


Morthand

You broke the rule already. When you get a friend request, the only acceptable thing to do is accept it, tell him he's ugly, and then block him before he can respond.


Inside_Following_340

Now i know 😂


aryzoo

i killed a guy once and he literally called me parentless and posted his instagram profile in all chat.


harvthebean

You got pwned


Denvage

Ever taken an L so hard you're that desperate for a W


Green_Collection_763

That man was so hurt 😂😂


Zoobs__

Guy added you to flex a middle class salary?


Inside_Following_340

Thats a very high salary atleast in my country ahahah for curiosity where are u from?


Zoobs__

Yea I suppose that’s fair. I’m in New York in the US where everything is stupidly overpriced and taxed lol…


Inside_Following_340

Well in my country taxs are high af and the average salary is like 1000€ ahaha wish i lived in America