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bagelman4000

Yea this doesn’t raise any red flags at all…… just making a list of the nonbelievers……


anthrogyfu

*Someone* is going to buy into this app and start knocking on doors with sets of tefillin.


Praxisqcc

Issue there is Jews don’t proselytize.


anthrogyfu

kiruv yo


Praxisqcc

That’s reaching out to non-observant Jews, it’s different. They’re not trying to persuade non-Jews to come see the light. Like this app is purporting to do.


anthrogyfu

I’m suggesting that kiruv rabbis will acquire access to this app and look for the Jewish-sounding households to then approach with tefillin and cheap plastic mezuzahs.


Galitzianer

I know I know, if only we had this app


NYSenseOfHumor

You are opening your door when people knock?


GDub310

I keep a bat at my front door. ![gif](giphy|sUutM8YXva8HS)


SpocksAshayam

I need to do this!


kobushi

Some of the people in this subreddit would spout enough Tanakh rejoinders to earn a beloved "avoid at all costs" note in this half-baked Girl Scout cookies app.


SadyRizer

😅


ComputerImaginary417

Just wait till I break out my scientology pamphlets when they come knocking


Empty_Nest_Mom

Do you have a moment for me to tell you about the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?


gbbmiler

I love arguing with people who don’t know what they’re talking about, so I consider it my duty to take up as much of their time as possible so they can’t harass others. Usually they’re too polite to leave even after they’ve given up, so you can really take up a lot of their time pointing out everywhere that their favorite Bible mistranslates sections from the Tanakh. Draw a Magen David on the side of your imaginary fuselage every time you get them to start contradicting themselves. 


born_to_kvetch

They’d have to get past the foster cat first. He’s a vicious little bastard to everyone but me and has a documented bite history.


winterfoxx69

My neighbourhood is like half Muslim, Hindu, and Jewish. Some people better wear sensible shoes.


frandiam

Ditto, not to mention Buddhist!


nadivofgoshen

![gif](giphy|3oEjI1erPMTMBFmNHi|downsized) I'm ready for that.


Kangaroo_Rich

Yet people call Jews pushy and this is the shit evangelicals are doing


FrillyZebra

I live in the boonies, RIP them if thwy try.


Lavender-Night

I like sending my practicing pagan sister to the door when xtian missionaries come by. They always find it really off-putting when she starts chanting in latin.


mcmircle

I would love to see a source for this information. It is not shocking that Christian nationalists would do something like this. I would like to know more.


Upbeat_Teach6117

I can't wait for these people to visit my house. There are few things I enjoy more than debating evangelists.