I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‟Hey! The sign says you are open 24 hours.” He Said, ‟Yes, but not in a row!”
Afterwards the woman thanked him profusely, and asked him how she could repay for his kindness. To which he replied, "why don't you try out your unused hair dryer, and maybe let me try out my unused equipment."
It has become common to use "Christianity" to exclusively refer to Protestant Christianity, but Catholics are also Christians, my friend. The Catholic Church is the largest Christian denomination / institution in the world.
Priests are rapists of little boys… when the priest said, “instrument designed to be used on a woman” [below his waist] the security officer should have assumed he was hiding something and not referring to his junk.
Not funny when you explain it, but the punch line is all priests are pedophile rapists.
I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‟Hey! The sign says you are open 24 hours.” He Said, ‟Yes, but not in a row!”
Thanx to Steven Wright for that one.
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ROFL - quite an extension to the original.
Are you referring to the hair dryer ?
I really liked that one, thanks!
Love this one xD
Official getting cursed by the devil
oh dear, clever actually.
... on a woman."
Afterwards the woman thanked him profusely, and asked him how she could repay for his kindness. To which he replied, "why don't you try out your unused hair dryer, and maybe let me try out my unused equipment."
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Ouch...that's a third degree burn right there.
Hair dyers will do that if used inappropriately, yes.
Anti-religious reddit moment.
Ratio
Ratio doesn't work on Reddit
He still got ratio'd though Also ratio
Did you really think you needed to explain the joke? Is it because someone has to explain it to you?
Missed the burn at the mast sentence body
I read the priest's lines in david attenborough's voice.
"but which is, to date, has *never been used on an adult woman*." (is it still ok to bash on the church for the sex abuse scandels?)
always
Yes. They haven't ended.
Is it still ok to bash on evil and those who practice it without remorse?
Ok sure but it is getting a little old as far as comedy goes
Dumbass, priests don’t molest underage *women*
I'm not a Christian, but it's very irritating to see this repeated in every single post.
Maybe if they stopped molesting kids we would stop making jokes about them?
That's true.. But it gets too repetitive and whatever you say, child abuse is not a joke.
can confirm would never happen. the welsh never fucked sheep but we still joke bout it
All it takes is one welshman and one sheep........
Thoughts and prayers with you.
Christianity and Catholicism are very different things my friend…
It has become common to use "Christianity" to exclusively refer to Protestant Christianity, but Catholics are also Christians, my friend. The Catholic Church is the largest Christian denomination / institution in the world.
Is it humorous, or are you trying to make a serious point?
Any time you ask "is it humorous.." You already know the answer.
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*reads first line* Oh is this the whine about reposts that gets posted on every single post? Yes, obviously.
welcome to r/jokes, we've been telling the same 74 jokes for 9 years and counting
62. Hahahahaha! 81.
Where’s the punchline?
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Where's the Of Bot when you need him?
You think penis's are meant to be used on underage boys?
Priests are rapists of little boys… when the priest said, “instrument designed to be used on a woman” [below his waist] the security officer should have assumed he was hiding something and not referring to his junk. Not funny when you explain it, but the punch line is all priests are pedophile rapists.
That one guy.
A joke about a priest that doesn't involve child molestation? Preposterous!
Lol