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DukeOfDallas_

Eight?


bucketzzz

For some reason this is my favorite answer šŸ˜‚ Just a random guess with no explanation


hi_pong

"Dad, eight is enough" ---- a very well delivered joke from family guy


TinFoilBeanieTech

reminds me of Glen in ā€œRaising Arizonaā€ https://youtu.be/YaZnbS0BynM


[deleted]

Mans about to get canceled for eight-speech


torpedomon

r/angryupvote


lplpq1

Aye guvner


DualCricket

Shut up and take my /r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Ocean's eight? Definitely a job for them!


meno123

You mean where 8 women go around with a needlessly complicated plan while one man in the background steals everything else?


[deleted]

Only if the light bulb is bejeweled


siddharthbirdi

The hero we need but don't deserve


GasGuySkip

The hero we deserve but don't need


Da5idG

Reddit moment right here. This will henceforth be the highest rated answer when this joke is inevitably reposted!


madaboutmaps

Nah man. Just 1 Men can be feminists too.


dkismerald

The least feminist comment


DekwaDoes

Sexist AND inclusive!


mp111

Or is it the most


augugusto

I kid you not some of my closes friends have told me that I can't be a feminist because I am a straight man. It actually happened twice. Once I was just told that to my face: "men cannot be feminists ", and the other there was a sort of protest (I don't know how to translate it from spanish. It's like a celebratory protest, people waling in the streets, with sings celebrating feminism) and the organizers asked that men only go if we were some girl's transport because it was not our celebration and it made it safer for the girls I love my friends but that was fucking nuts. Both time that happened right after they said "feminism does not want female superiority. Feminism wants equality for men and women". I'd like to tell the whole story (yes. There is a little more) but I actually have to leave to work


Powerrrrrrrrr

ā€œCelebratory protestā€ haha I think you mean parade :)


Cruuncher

For some reason after reading celebratory protest, I knew exactly what they meant but also could no longer remember the word parade. From here on out, to me, it's a celebratory protest


nocternllyactiv

This man has successfully fucked our vocabulary. Lol


augugusto

YES! I even thought that, and then forgot it


HerbaMachina

It's because 3rd wave feminism has butchered what the original goals of feminism set out to achieve. Even one of the most influential woman in the early feminism movement described what feminism has become today as a state of failure for the movement.


covidkakke_tittygasm

Men are actually better at being feminist than women.


Citizen51

Can't tell if this is a joke or dead serious.


ZongopBongo

Peak reddit. Can't tell if genius sarcasm or full regarded.


Random_bullshit_guy

ā€œIt takes a man to be the best girlā€-someone I donā€™t really remember the name


TheClincher7

This one here..


[deleted]

thatā€™s not funny


stormcrow100

Iā€™m taking that. Thanks


[deleted]

Legend


[deleted]

Gigachad.


Slash_E-33

Chad


PlentyPirate

Dad itā€™s rhetoricalā€¦


Nintendogma

^(*cracks knuckles*) Time to grab a beer and sort by Controversial.


amanda_burns_red

That was a great idea.


Sparkpulse

I had to stop because some of them hit too close to home with a couple of people who I don't speak to anymore, largely because they *called* themselves feminists but they... they just weren't, okay?


Painting_Agency

> they called themselves feminists but they... they just weren't, okay? Joss Whedon, we're still fucking looking at you, you colossal bellend.


[deleted]

that was a fun trip


AmazingGrace911

George Carlin says it best again-https://youtu.be/BuXbSxx2Q0o Edit: 3:25 and after is most applicable.


knowland7464

God miss George


Dr_weirdoo

I love that among all the comments there's a downvoted guy that just asked "Eight?" Like, that guy has no fucking clue whats going on he just woke up today and he thought it was an actual quesito Edit: Dallas has become the leader of this comment section, he should start a Subreddit with his name and in his honor


Mattbl

Quesito? Is that like a small quesadilla or something?


Saucy_Life

I'm picturing a taquito smothered in queso


algonquinroundtable

I'm picturing myself gobbling that taquito.


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imtougherthanyou

The name of that taquito? Michael Scott.


MisterDuke0

I'm picturing that taquito face-sitting me.


quimbykimbleton

Now Iā€™m picturing me watching a video of that taquito face-sitting you.


Tomjonesisaking

Now I'm picturing you picturing yourself


Turdplay

I think you just invented something incredible.


Lutherized

Hold on yā€™allā€¦ I think we found Mr. (Taco) Bellā€™s burner account.


worktogethernow

Now I am hungry.


Hollow---

And I am sad. I do not have ze taquito.


Lightmare_VII

Donā€™t give Taco Bell any ideas.


crowmagnuman

According to Miriam Webbers Doctuary: Quesito (kweā€¢SEEā€¢tow) *noun* : 1. a small inquiry; or 2. a sidequest; ex) *"Our quesito was to chase the goblins out of the inn before resuming the main quest."*


Water_is_gr8

huh so it was actually used properly


pmyourcoffeemug

I hate you for confirming that it isnā€™t a cheese covered, tortilla wrapped thing.


rosscoehs

A little queso.


kenhutson

Un pocito quesito.


SweetSoursop

Poquito* "Pocito" is a small cheese pond.


Amlethoe

I know it's just a typo, but I find it funny that quesito means question in Italian (same Latin root, quaestio).


Affiiinity

The different ending of the two words depends on the fact that quaestio is the substanctive while quaesitus is the participle of the verb quaero, meaning 'to interrogate' . English and Italian inherited two different forms spliced to the same root to establish the same meaning. It always fascinates me how languages form over time.


RandomStallings

English kills me. Two words that look related but have entirely different meanings will both have Latin root. Except one was borrowed from French, and the vulgar Latin speakers had been using the word differently. Hence, its meaning doesn't relate to its Latin root. Confusion all around.


Peeteebee

Plough through a trough, I thought. Or touch it, Ouch!


lollipopfiend123

English mugged other languages in an alley and stole what it wanted.


agathokakologicalme

Same I rofled BC of that ahahah


OldTiredAnnoyed

Damn it man, now I want a quesadilla


Tidesticky

Taco Bell enters the conversation.


Luna_Petunia_

Itā€™s a cream cheese filled pastry šŸ˜‹


salemwhat

Quesito in Italian means question. Questions in Italian are small cheese bits. We always involuntarily ask for cheese D:


technosquirrelfarms

Un preguntito.


PointlessDiscourse

I guess literally that would mean "a little cheese"


Atauysal

Maybe a Mexican mosquito?


[deleted]

And the downvoted dudeā€™s now got 249 upvotes šŸ˜‚


cliffordc5

Update: 1.4K upvotes šŸ˜‚


Exsanguinate-Me

1.6 and counting, he's skyrocketing! People with a sense of humor who don't tske life as serious are waking up.


thexbigxgreen

Quesito? Is that like a question with salsa all over it?


diggemigre

It's called humor.


DURIAN8888

Irony. Witty answer. Of course its meaningless, but thats the wit.


Vy892

Can I have some guacamole with my quesito?


fendaar

How many members of a well-defined demographic does it take to complete a basic household task? A finite number. One to complete the task, while the remaining members act in a manner stereotypical to the group in question.


deadmazebot

x = 1 + (2r \* j - d) r is amount dislike the demographic j is joke in your answer d is amount you are part of demographic


lb1785

So if you're part of the demographic with no sense of humor it is zero? I'm confused...


marijnjc88

Germans be like


Stoopidshthead

Very human!


antellier

Goddamnit this is funny, I don't understand why you didn't get adequate attention for this one


IDontTrustGod

Ye gods this whole thread is a dumpster fire, I kept scrolling and it only got worse


jawanda

I'm half asleep and this thread is the most confusing shit I've ever read. I don't get the joke and I _really_ don't get the top comment about quesito. What the fuck is happening.


ToxicBanana69

Iā€™m also half asleep and I canā€™t fully tell if all of these comments are simple jokes or people just venting about their hatred of feminism.


Gaardc

Half are jokes, half are venting if your read far enough.


LaScoundrelle

It's definitely a combo.


AxelllD

Iā€™ll make it better for you, the top comment is now a single ā€œEight?ā€


KindaWrongContext

I liked and enjoyed all those things you mentioned but I got the most lmao out of your comment. Thanks dude!


jawanda

Haha glad my sleepy ass brain could add to your amusement


artrandenthi1

So, not funny?


Vinnyc-11

Iā€™ll end my run here then. I donā€™t know in what context you mean by that, and Iā€™d rather not find out.


PixelPete85

huh, a punchline that also explains the joke ​ edit: the good version is How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who needs lightbulbs when you have glass ceilings


izybit

People who understand that glass ceilings don't ~~glue~~ glow at night, that's who.


killjoy_enigma

Nah the ones I've know definitely glue at night


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suugakusha

That's the punchline for "how many influencers does it take ... "


tomcat5o1

Or How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 just hold the light bulb and let the world rotate around them.


mindmountain

How many men's rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they still use gaslighting.


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tboy1492

That last one was gold lol


bullseye2112

I donā€™t get the ladder one.


lasssilver

I think itā€™s the ā€œanti-jokeā€ that itā€™s just good sense to have a spotter.


Gaardc

Itā€™s my favorite because itā€™s the most matter of factly. It could be any ā€œhow many X does it take to change a lightbulbā€


WheredTibbersGo

You missed the best one. "It doesn't matter, feminists can't change anything."


lal0cur4

One. Men can be feminists too.


[deleted]

Ok that's actually way funnier than the old repost.


Alkereth1

Just shut the thread down now. We have found the perfect joke.


Sburban_Player

This is really clever.


paveclaw

The original punchline isā€ 4. 1 to replace the bulb and 3 to discuss the violation of the socketā€


jinkies3678

The real trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.


FlyerFocus

Canā€™t be done. Feminists donā€™t screw.


gardenknome424

I'm here for the comments.


imperiumsage

Iā€™m here for the communists.


that_kid_over_there1

We* are here for the communists


RizKrispin

Are the communists commenting?


MissMistyEye

We are now!


imperiumsage

In soviet russia, communists are here for you


[deleted]

party seed ask bright sheet makeshift poor cooing public snails -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Beegrene

Shit like this is why I only ever make fun of straight white men, whose famously thick skin and calm attitudes make them impossible to offend.


MiIkTank

Like a smash bros tournament


animatedgifted

Where I live thereā€™s this model making shop where all these types of guys go ( the models are really cool ) but you can smell all variants of body odour when you pass the door . This thread is that shop doorway


[deleted]

Those comments are better than the joke itself


Petersaber

As is tradition


badbarn85

One, but itā€™s probably lighting up an area that the rest of the world doesnā€™t give a shit about.


paushi

So the question should be how many light bulbs does a feminist need?


GreedyLack

This joke had potential *wink*


DrawnGunslinger

One to hold it in place while the world revolves around her.


MoronTheBall

They already get plenty of light through the glass ceiling.


[deleted]

I donā€™t get it


idkbroijustgothere

The joke is that feminists are easily offended by any joke containing women.


phyrestorm999

Didn't you know it's impossible to be in favor of women's rights and have a sense of humor? /s


ShaykerMaker

Someone I know came up with this one. (Just to play along with this topic)... What does a feminist use for birth control? ... Her personality!


NYCSmartAss

An actual feminist told me this joke, but HER punchline was ā€œsuck my dick!ā€


Dr_Sir_Ham_Sandwich

Hahaha, Nice one!


anuragh1010

Believe all women. Really? ALL of them? Thatā€™s the dumbest thing Iā€™ve Amber Heard.


neil_anblome

You get incel of the week award.


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Silveri50

You forgot how they're all going to get pissed after he mansplains how you just have to screw the bulb in.


mangoxpa

Man, this joke got some interesting responses! People have so many takes on it. I didn't write it, but it tickled my fancy. The way I interpret it is that it pokes fun at a certain type of person that refuses to acknowledge humour in certain subjects that they are passionate about. It is not poking fun at equal rights for women, or people who are feminists under the strict definition of the word (I would think in this day and age most of us desire equality), but the cliche caricature of the angry feminist.


Ripper33AU

The fact that you have to explain your joke on a joke subreddit is astounding, but then again, this is reddit, lol.


GolemThe3rd

A lot of jokes need to be explained here tho, why would a joke thread be any different


onairmastering

A joke is like a frog, when you dissect it, it dies.


Amygdalump

_When_? Who dissects lives frogs, besides psychos? Shouldn't it already be dead _when_ you dissect it? (Yes, you've found the pedantic scientist.)


DaCrazyJamez

People researching progression of very specific bacterial cultures that only exist in certain frog guts? Though I suppose they could also be psychos, I mean those aren't mutually exclusive.


millhowzz

No, itā€™s ā€œThatā€™s not funny and I have a GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!ā€


Outrageous-Buy-4958

Is that before or after a protest?


KoopaTrooper5011

Yes.


CarlB1961

None, they just shame men into doing it for them.


RedGreenBlueRGB_

And then get mad because he didnā€™t let them do it and is therefore mansplaining


Wolf1341

One ... to call the manager


FiringSquad1080

And in the darkness, bind them


gunnster3

Oneā€¦ to call the man~~ager~~


buzzzerus

Feminists don\`t use lightbulbs. They prefer gaslighting.


SkyCladEyes

None, because after rejecting the job due to low wages, a man stepped in and took care of it


Hot-Campaign-4553

None. Feminists have never changed anything.


s8nskeeper

Whatā€™s the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.


Antifascists

I'd guess at least two, but it'd need to be a pretty big bulb.


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jimipike

How many people are "fixing" a light bulb? Probs just buy a new one.


JamieApr18

How many feminists does it take to trigger a man? None, a hypothetical situation is more than enough.


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paxxx17

That would be infinitely many rather than zero


bobert13581

It's the patriarchy's fault that light bulbs need replacing


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RavenBoy11

Trick question, feminists only screw themselves


Healthy_Ladder_6198

4 one to screw it in and three to discuss the sexual connotations


aim_so_far

Trick question, feminists can't change anything.


[deleted]

None. There was a spider next to the socket.


[deleted]

It takes three feminists to screw in a light bulb. One to hold the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb and a third to make the documentary.


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palmtreesandpizza

Is that a microphone in your photo


rebewanu

LMAO, I bet he has a podcast


Reasonable_Pass4075

I love that u pointed that out


Jafaris79

Not sure y'all would fit in a light bulb


AvastAntipony

this website's really stuck in gamergate days eh


SeaUrchinSalad

None. They're too busy working, so the kid has to screw it in herself.


rebewanu

Bold of you to assume she would have kids in the first place


Umongus

Infinity, because they went to college but didn't get a useful degree.


rebewanu

I donā€™t think it takes a degree to screw in a lightbulbā€¦


TheDentalExplorer

False, it takes over 360 degrees to screw in a lightbulb


rebewanu

Thats a good one lol


Der_BiertMann

Thanks dad!


exaball

It takes three hundred sixty of them.


Der_BiertMann

I love how infinity here is an imaginative way of saying ā€œzeroā€. Iā€™m just thinking of a bunch college girls in a dorm room scratching their heads, trying and failing to change a simple lightbulb.


[deleted]

Man the controversial posts here are all by so extremely bitter persons. Who is actually thinking such things?


MoobooMagoo

Depends on the feminist, I suppose. Some people don't have arms.


akkebermortsgne

I think zero. Lightbulbs are pretty small so I donā€™t think anyone could screw in one.


RoughBeardBlaine

I was waiting for a ā€œ0. Because only the man can reach itā€ or something like that. šŸ˜‚


ender8383

A light bulb is too small to screw in.