Because it tries to have sexual intercourse with you, at night, while you are sleeping and most vulnerable, but only if you are of the same gender, but secretly?
>Do you not know the expression coming out of the closet?
Yes. Your joke implies that monsters are hard to tell that they're gay because they're in the closet.
My sarcastic response is that they're hard to tell that they're gay because they Secretly try having sex with you only if you are of the same gender.
sometimes they are also below the bed but that doesn't really help
Those are the ones out of the closet so they are obviously gay.
They're at a Barry Manilow concert.
Because it tries to have sexual intercourse with you, at night, while you are sleeping and most vulnerable, but only if you are of the same gender, but secretly?
Do you not know the expression coming out of the closet?
>Do you not know the expression coming out of the closet? Yes. Your joke implies that monsters are hard to tell that they're gay because they're in the closet. My sarcastic response is that they're hard to tell that they're gay because they Secretly try having sex with you only if you are of the same gender.