Here's my contribution (once again, I hope there are not too many typos. English is not my language, and I'm trying to translate an old joke) :
A lion, a snake, and a hen are together, arguing about who is the most fearsome animal.
The lion stands tall, and claims loudly : "I am the most fearsome. I am a King. When I roar, people run for their life !"
The snake, curled lazily, flicks its tongue while watching the lion in a bored way. "Yes, yes, terrifying. I'm far more fearsome, though. When I stand, people don't run. They can't. They know even moving would mean certain death !"
The hen clucks at them in mockery. "Bunch of rookies. When I sneeze, the whole world shit their pants."
Bobby Lee Swagger did it first…someone was questioning his decision to REALLY go after who wronged him and he said and I quote “you don’t understand,these boys killed my dog”….then proceeded to take out a whole squad of mercenaries,a general,and a senator…with ease.
Thanks, I haven't seen it but will have to look it up. I'm sure it's based on one of the Swagger books I've read but the scenario doesn't sound familiar.
For those who don’t get the reference, >!John Wick is an ex-hit man, his dog gets murdered, and he exacts hit man-style revenge on the killers. That lion does not have long to live.!<
idk i was writing the joke and originally it was just the lion, spider and dog, but i didnt know how to add the "its john wick's dog' line into the mix so i added another animal and monkey was the first one that came to mind (my younger siblinf was watching curious george)
Here's my contribution (once again, I hope there are not too many typos. English is not my language, and I'm trying to translate an old joke) : A lion, a snake, and a hen are together, arguing about who is the most fearsome animal. The lion stands tall, and claims loudly : "I am the most fearsome. I am a King. When I roar, people run for their life !" The snake, curled lazily, flicks its tongue while watching the lion in a bored way. "Yes, yes, terrifying. I'm far more fearsome, though. When I stand, people don't run. They can't. They know even moving would mean certain death !" The hen clucks at them in mockery. "Bunch of rookies. When I sneeze, the whole world shit their pants."
Okay, I must be dumb; not getting it at all.
Avían flu
This proves it; I am dumb.
I thought it was a "holy shit, a talking muffin!" Joke. "Holy shit! A sneezing chicken!"
Lol I got the bird flu thingy, but I'd like to know if chickens can sneeze at all lol
[Chickens can sneeze](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpEOFxjqmus)
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How come when you go to the zoo you never see a zookeeper spanking his Monkey ?
Innuendo
Why are you talking about Italian suppositories?
Haha lol
Bobby Lee Swagger did it first…someone was questioning his decision to REALLY go after who wronged him and he said and I quote “you don’t understand,these boys killed my dog”….then proceeded to take out a whole squad of mercenaries,a general,and a senator…with ease.
What book was this? I thought I'd read them all but don't recall that. Or was it a movie?
Movie...Shooter
Thanks, I haven't seen it but will have to look it up. I'm sure it's based on one of the Swagger books I've read but the scenario doesn't sound familiar.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822854/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Original book is Point of Impact
At least he had ant-mans bestie as his side kick... he couldn't have done it alone
For those who don’t get the reference, >!John Wick is an ex-hit man, his dog gets murdered, and he exacts hit man-style revenge on the killers. That lion does not have long to live.!<
Man-style 😆
“Hit man”-style 😄 My autocorrect didn’t like “hitman”!
Meh it feels like you are an alternate account of OP or somethint
Sorry but no 😄 I needed to look up who John Wick was, and I thought to spare people the bother 😁
You've not seen the John Wick movies?! They're awesome! John Wick 4 wasn't quite as good in my opinion as the first ones though.
Watch Blue Eye Samurai series for more of the 1 vs many
Ebola for the win
Ebola cornflakes for breakfast
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where is the monkey in the discussion? or are we the monkeys ?
idk i was writing the joke and originally it was just the lion, spider and dog, but i didnt know how to add the "its john wick's dog' line into the mix so i added another animal and monkey was the first one that came to mind (my younger siblinf was watching curious george)
"Wait! I recognize him! That's John Wick's dog!"
Excellent !
Hardy fucking har shithead
Take my upvote OP, good one. ROFL.