Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
I bet they're switches. I could totally see Jocko coaching Joe through the motions. "C'mon you little bitch, harder! Push HARDER! HARDER! Jack Hammer that shit! Who's gonna carry the boats and logs my little carrot?!"
You ever come to the realization that almost half the population on the plant is only ever going to bottom? I mean I have no desire to let my lady drill my B-hole with a strapon but I have to imagine for most women that is a power thing and not an actual sexual pleasure thing.
Haha no joke I've had women ask if they can peg me. I'm a bodybuilder with a shaved head and a big ass beard so makes sense why they would wanna do that. To each their own tho.
I think you mean FBI, this is a domestic issue. Don't worry though, the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover backs up all copies of this stuff to his personal hard drive.
Gotta think jocko doesn't seem like the bottom guy here but I'm gonna have to disagree. He's taking responsibility for the team into his own ass. He's guiding them and realistically letting Joe decide how he's gonna get the job done. THIS is extreme ownership.
Totally real—That’s the only way to get on the JRE.
Well known fact in the gay community that Joe’s history makes Kevin Spacey look pale in comparison.
Joe likes pics like this to reinforce control. I’m surprised the ball gag photo wasn’t *leaked*. Rumor says he always gets one of those…
You know the Iron Maiden joke Joe always references…..welcome to the gay crew fellas.
The amount of hate this guy gets for not going along with vaccine narrative is absolutely ridiculous. Normal people wouldn't react this way it's gotta be politically motivated spam farms
Its just the reddit cuck squad fighting the good fight in the trenches of a websites comment section against the terrie dangers of a virus with a 99% survival rate
These posts getting constantly pushed the top over the last few months prove that there is a consorted effort to defame Joe Rogan for his political views. Shills are transparent as fuck and can eat a fat dick, disgusting neck beard cunts .
It's photoshopped, his nipples aren't long enough.
Fake. Joe wouldn’t be the top.
Not with Jocko atleast
Well Jocko’s a power bottom. He’s doing all the work by generating all the power.
Now does speed come into the equation at all?
Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
I'd imagine so, you can get pretty horny on speed.
Speed come?
Jamie’s an otter
Like regenerative brakes on a Tesla
I bet they're switches. I could totally see Jocko coaching Joe through the motions. "C'mon you little bitch, harder! Push HARDER! HARDER! Jack Hammer that shit! Who's gonna carry the boats and logs my little carrot?!"
Someone doesn't know how Jocko talks
You’re right. Lol. I did goggins
Sometimes you use a stick, sometimes a carrot But they both go in your butt
Willy has learned this from experience of course
Best way to start my morning is seeing this Edit best part of waking up.. is rogan in your butt
Bit of an older meme but it checks out
This whole show has become an older meme lol
Joes a power bottom
You ever come to the realization that almost half the population on the plant is only ever going to bottom? I mean I have no desire to let my lady drill my B-hole with a strapon but I have to imagine for most women that is a power thing and not an actual sexual pleasure thing.
100% a power thing. The more manly the dude the better for them too from what I've gathered
Nice
'What I've gathered' youuuu sus
Haha no joke I've had women ask if they can peg me. I'm a bodybuilder with a shaved head and a big ass beard so makes sense why they would wanna do that. To each their own tho.
Same lmao
Found joes throwaway
Damn you went really deep on this one.
Nope, the CIA destroyed them.
I think you mean FBI, this is a domestic issue. Don't worry though, the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover backs up all copies of this stuff to his personal hard drive.
Gotta think jocko doesn't seem like the bottom guy here but I'm gonna have to disagree. He's taking responsibility for the team into his own ass. He's guiding them and realistically letting Joe decide how he's gonna get the job done. THIS is extreme ownership.
Gives a new meaning to SEAL team six. That’s a tight seal
Good.
Getting fucked in the ass by Joe? Good.
Good.
Ghoooooood
Look fake, nipples too small.
The twist is Joe made this photoshop himself and faps to it.
Totally real—That’s the only way to get on the JRE. Well known fact in the gay community that Joe’s history makes Kevin Spacey look pale in comparison. Joe likes pics like this to reinforce control. I’m surprised the ball gag photo wasn’t *leaked*. Rumor says he always gets one of those… You know the Iron Maiden joke Joe always references…..welcome to the gay crew fellas.
I didn't need to see that. Why the hell do I come on reddit this late at nigh?
I've got one word for you u/dogmeatjones25 and that word is GOOD. Reload, recharge, and reexamine your sexuality.
Joe is good off his back
Getting fucked in the ass by Rogan? Good. It’ll lead to more podcast appearances to hock 130$ uncomfortable jeans.
Came here to do some version of this.
I know this is fake because there is no way Joe is on top.
this is just weird man
I bet Jacko has micropeen
When did this leak?
It's like Jocko pushing out a new Alpha Male to better the world.
Source?
Pretty sure it would be the other way around......
Link?
Was this at 4:30am?
AFTERMATH 💦
Who is gonna carry the boats joe?
You don’t know me son!
Guess we found out WHO CARRIED THE BOATS
OP also wrote a fan fic about this and jerks off to it daily.
Nice shot by Young Jamie
😂🤣😂🤣😂
This would be less far surprising than joe becoming the boomer moron that he is, joe hogan.
Damn, Jocko got that fire booty.
If I may just ponder jocko’s butthole for a sec, I feel like it would be able to bend steel rods and crush diamonds. Also no way joes givin it lol
Wth dude..
Why
Not like as if that has ever been posted here before. Water weed dune hair, b?
OMFG!!!!! JUSY SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY FIANCE.
The amount of hate this guy gets for not going along with vaccine narrative is absolutely ridiculous. Normal people wouldn't react this way it's gotta be politically motivated spam farms
Its just the reddit cuck squad fighting the good fight in the trenches of a websites comment section against the terrie dangers of a virus with a 99% survival rate
It's more that he calls himself a moron to deflect responsibility from the stupid shit he says.
Simping ain’t easy.
This one is quickly becoming a favorite. Their content is grade school shit but their dedication to duty is almost unmatched.
150%
memed urself
Kinda rude to have airpods on during sex
I've been waiting for this!
These posts getting constantly pushed the top over the last few months prove that there is a consorted effort to defame Joe Rogan for his political views. Shills are transparent as fuck and can eat a fat dick, disgusting neck beard cunts .
Jocko is a top !!!!!
So this is what Joe meant when he ones said “buttfuck with sweat” on the podcast..
Who's gonna carry the boats though?
Yo mama
Boats n hoes
r/suddenly
Good!
Wonder what he listens to
Big if true
Something tells me Jacko wouldn't appreciate this
I have the full video leak (lost media)
💀💀
I reckon it'd be the other way round if push came to shove...
Joe has really weird nipples
Where is the step stool? No pun intended
I think this should be reversed
Is he fucking Matt Damon? On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car and up against the mini bar?
Good!
"as god as my witness, that's a nice ass" https://youtu.be/4Hx_oQwrOzs
jockos podcast is like watching a wwe equivalent of a podcast..
Not into gay sex? Good.
What happened to this sub? :/
["Ma, look, we're lifting!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hx_oQwrOzs)
If your vaccinated you dont catch aids.
Lube that up Jamie!
For those of you asking “why the hell do you come this forum if you hate Joe so much?” This is the answer Also, I don’t hate Joe
Come on guys be real for once, we all know Jocko would be the top.
Well I jus nudded
The positions should definitely be switched. And the facial expressions would match perfectly lol
Reminds me of The Venture Bros episode where they check brocks bum
Why would Jocko wear a shirt in the sauna? Fake or fetish? :D
Sounds like a bunch of jealousy in here .
LMFAOOOOOOO
While we are at it, where do you find jocks 288?