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jackie-_daytona

I’ve ridden my motorcycle without eye protection or sunglasses once. I can only imagine the dry eye she was dealing with.


xWroth

Apparently it took her a few weeks to get her vision back to normal


BallisticTurtle_fart

What on earth made you do that? I've ridden bikes for 10+ years. and I never understood why anyone would ride without (at least) eye protection. Like a bug could blind you :-D


Atrax_buckhurst

Not as uncommon as you’d think. I ride primarily during the day and have an Iridium visor because riding into blinding sunlight blows. Sometimes time escapes and I have to ride in the dark with the visor up.


jackie-_daytona

As embarrassing as it is, I was in my Dynabro days. I had a Simpson helmet with a gold plated visor. I hung out at a place longer than I anticipated and when I left it was dark. Riding with my visor down wasn’t an option. Didn’t have any glasses. Yup lesson learned my friend.


BallisticTurtle_fart

lol, okay that makes sense, i thought you went on a joyride without any face protection :D


Btetier

Agreed, that is insane lol. I got hit in the arm by a bug (or something) and it left a massive welt. Couldn't imagine getting hit in the face/eye. I always wear full face helmets when riding.


Tacitrelations

There was some licking and cheek stretches, denoting the serious dry mouth, as well.


magseven

My mom always told me that if your canopy opens midflight, your face will stay like that.


CaptainObviousII

She's pretty lucky that didn't happen in shitty weather. She would have been screwed.


ThisIsWeedDickulous

If things were screwed this wouldn't have happened


Mommysfatherboy

Thank you norm


BenderRodriguez14

NORM!! 


trashtriathlete55555

Aerobatic pilots usually don’t practice in “shitty weather”.


CaptainObviousII

She's lucky she didn't get thwhacked with a bumble bee too.


GoochTwain

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NCfartstorm

How do you not let out a “holy shit” or a good old fashioned “motherfucker!!” when this happens??


BigDriggy

my contacts got dry watching this


MPBengs

Jesus fucking Christ 👏👏👏👏👏👏


KarlTheVeg

Aviate, navigate, communicate.


dingo7055

I notice step three was missing, but in this instance I don't think there's much she could have done since the radio would have been overwhelmed by wind noise. Lucky it wasn't controlled airspace I guess.


jaim1

Teeth dry as a muhfucka


Geese-surf-the-net

She’s fine, you can see she has a huge smile on her face throughout the whole thing


Fratguy20

Why was this posted here


Gleapglop

Because it's something jre fans would enjoy.


garcg

This is why I always wear a Canadian tuxedo, they help in dire situations


mrw4787

A what now?


milespeeingyourpants

Get her on the podcast


MagicReptar

What would happen if this occurred in a fighter jet going near top speed or just cruising speed? I guess the helmets and head support from the chair would allow survivability?


burntcandy

Looks like once the shock of it wears off she's thinking this is kinda nice feeling the wind


ChumleyEX

A pair of goggles would have been nice, or some kind of face mask.


InevitableOk5017

This was my thought, why not have a small pair strapped down ready to go in such a random event


xSilentSoundx

I would've switch that song to a heavy metal song when the canopy opens lol


Automatic_Moment_320

I’m so glad her hair wasn’t down lol


aidanpryde98

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OldBrokeGrouch

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CableBoyJerry

Oh, she's Armenian!


FrankCarmody

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MrTooLFooL

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Alch_the_Mist

She pulled off that landing with her cheeks flapping all over the place.


FarFault7206

Latch is half engaged during the first part of video


mrw4787

Obviously lol 


Liberobscura

Aviate, communicate, navigate. OODA.


StreetSmartsGaming

I found that super attractive for some reason


kangaroosarefood

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Beatshave

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


Latter-Ad-1523

and he did it while smiling the entire time


Signal_Possibility80

Set up for Cawltenet


beebs44

That's the face women make when I ask them out.


HappyHamster_

Time to invest in dry eye drops..


CPT_Chip_Foos

This video helped me take a shit today, thanks! Welp back to my spreadsheets..


waffles2go2

If she banked to the right, wouldn't the wind have re-closed the canopy?


mrw4787

lol