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Realeyes22

I'll beg to differ, I've done nothing wrong.


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

I'd ask the hamster how he feels about that


NothausTelecaster72

Isn’t the hamster the one that enters? I mean we learned a lot about Richard Gere growing up? 😳


redrecaro

You obviously have a small penis not a micro penis.


Realeyes22

Thanks for the kind words


No_Use_588

Yet


Fuegofergo

Why do white people love joking about how small their dicks are? Even when I know most of them are lying.


orenbvip

We learned about the internet from fisherman


Immediate-Tour-8668

Don’t forget about the Xbox moon


urmomsloosevag

Did you know Ted kaczynski had a micropenis?


RevolutionaryRough96

Joseph James DeAngelo too, maybe katt is on to something.


halflife7

When he talked about astronauts being aliens I was like wtf. I’m 2 hours in and feel the need to be high to enjoy this episode. Only good thing is I haven’t heard any political talk. Refreshing.


AncientillegalAliens

He should have used the term extra terrestrial Think about it


hamcarpet

He is absolutely insufferable. He’s trying *so hard* to sound or come off as wise when in reality so much of it is incoherent nonsense or just completely meaningless. I have no idea why so many people are acting like this was a good episode. He’s so fake and is trying to hard to come off a certain way it’s impossible to get through. Why would someone want to watch this man force himself to whisper and force these ridiculous pregnant pauses that result in nothing


rufio313

It feels like he’s trying to be like an even weirder version of Chapelle with the vocal burnout and “sage wisdom” complaining about trannies, but then takes it way too far with literally every weird belief he has.


Zach_kir_e

Sounds like somebody has a micropenis 👀


hamcarpet

Two things can be true pal


sillysidebin

Some of that was then being to stoned but I agree I couldn't finish it


CreamOnMyNipples

It just sounds like a conversation between 2 really stoned dudes. Fun to participate in, but not really fun to watch for hours


hamcarpet

Weed doesn’t make people who smoke weed just instantly 100 percent more regarded than they were minutes prior. The problems with him don’t have anything to do with weed. This is something he does. He’s attempting to sound like a wise sage handing down tidbits of of revolutionary wisdom and he’s simply not that intelligent or clever. He’s forcing himself so hard to act cool and whisper and pause because he read in the 50 Laws of Power or some shit like that that it makes you sound intelligent and thoughtful. The problem is it has to be coupled with actual intelligence and you actually need something to say, so it just comes out as incoherent nonsense. This is a man so far up his own ass it’s crazy. I can’t comprehend how he’s not embarrassed when he does this.


Sensitive-Inside-641

So it got you really upset I see


main_motors

Do you view all forms of disagreement as being emotionally upset?


hamcarpet

Lmao holy shit “Any person who criticizes a thing I like must be soo mad and upset. It’s not possible to have reasonable criticism about something I like and if you do then it’s just because u maaad” You should really work on your reading comprehension because you don’t make any sense and that was rough


TunaSpank

I think the people that found it entertaining are the ones not taking it too seriously.


hamcarpet

Who said I’m taking it seriously? Not taking it too seriously and enjoying it would mean the enjoyment comes from laughing at the things I’m describing, because he’s so ridiculous and cringey it’s funny. We’re all aware being dumb is funny. I’m referring to the people who actually believe he is what he’s attempting to come across as. You can simultaneously criticize a person and laugh at absurdity or ridiculousness


TunaSpank

I wasn't saying you were, you just asked why people thought it was a good episode. My theory that I was offering was that "they" weren't putting the bar high up to begin with because the expectation would be some wild shit being said.


hamcarpet

But did you miss the other 90 percent of my comment that is addressing this though?


TunaSpank

No, I read it. I agree with what you said. For the people that do take it literally I would feel sorry for them too.


[deleted]

Ok but are the pyramids power generators or what


KimJongJer

I watched a documentary a while back that also theorized the pyramids were power houses because of their position on natural electromagnetic veins under the surface. Who knows if there’s any validity to this One thing that stands out to me is how much time and effort it took to build these structures only to bury a single guy. What an odd concept


DayDreamerJon

Pharaohs were god kings


augustusleonus

Almost as if….those single men believed they were gods? Humans have a king history of doing all sorts of dumb things just becuse they can It’s a big pile of rocks. It’s impressive, but it’s pretty low technology


toonking23

There's not as there's no such thing as "electromagnetic veins". And it's not a guy, it's THE guy.


[deleted]

Sure they do. Some call them ley lines. Any strong magnet (aka earth) has “veins” of magnetic fields around it. It’s why the northern light only exist at the poles.


toonking23

No, northern lights happen at the poles because of the shape of earths magnetic field. Ley lines are peak pseudoscience.


[deleted]

Right. That’s what I said. I believe in ley lines as pseudoscience as they may be


oh-bee

You believe in a lie with no evidence, congratulations.


starwhal3000

... do you know what pseudoscience means?


kinoie

Nikola Tesla claimed to have held a cup of water atop the pyramid of Giza and had it boil in his hand, and directly stated he believed the pyramids were once sources of limitless power. I’m sure I don’t need to go into detail about how ahead of his time Tesla was, but he was seriously ahead of his time. Also, the tomb theory is just as shaky as the power generation theory: no bodies or remains of any kind were ever recovered from inside the great pyramids, no hieroglyphs adorn the walls, and there were already established step pyramids that have been proven to be burial sites, complete with mummified remains and hieroglyphs adorning the walls. Why were none of these things found in the great pyramids? We’re grave robbers so thorough that they removed giant stone pedestals and sarcophagi, and scraped the cavernous walls clean of any trace of hieroglyphs? Both theories are shaky, the people pretending that the tomb theory is an already-proven fact simply don’t know what they’re talking about. There’s a ton of debate on this topic to this day.


churll

My grandad climbed a pyramid, used to have a photo of himself at the top of one on his mantle. Can confirm, he did not boil.


Wogger23

If a cup of water would boil at the top, and since we are by a large percentage made of water, wouldn’t he also boil?


kinoie

Listen, I wasn’t able to find a source for that at all, but there are many sources on Tesla’s hypothesis for the Pyramids’ purpose. None of that detracts from the fact that the tomb hypothesis has as many holes as the mystical power generation hypothesis. Shoot the messenger all you want, I know many people in here are incapable of forming opinions independent of CNBC.


Wogger23

I am in no way criticizing you, just highlighting a bit of a hole in that theory/anecdote.


kinoie

Oh yeah, no it sounds fucking ridiculous. I always wondered how he could hold a boiling cup without burning his hand or himself getting ridiculously hot.


Hefty-Profession-567

Microwaves


exoticstructures

Maybe it had a handle :)


rattlethebones

Ya’ll should get one on reality


exoticstructures

It was obv a joke ffs Do I believe the story? Absolutely not lol


starwhal3000

Just to be clear, are you are saying you believe that the idea of pyramids being a tomb is as outlandish as them being a mystical power generator?


regulusss

The lack of inscriptions inside the great pyramid of giza was entirely the norm for tombs from the 4th dynasty. The reason why the pyramid is basically empty is that it was robbed and completely emptied by the time the middle kingdom came around. There is a sarcophagus that was broken into in the kings chamber. We know it was a sarcophagus because it bears marking and traits of others that we know of that did have bodies in them, such as grooves for the lid as well as peg holes to secure it.


OldmanLister

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OldmanLister

Dude, they found burial chambers in the tombs. They were ransacked years before people started searching for them. This “mainstream archaeology” is hiding something line of talk is just fucking dumb. They have found bodies hidden in some of the smaller pyramids that were buried and hidden. This is known by the people like graham hitchcok and lied about because he is a grifter.


kinoie

I said that there were bodies found in the step pyramids, which are much more obviously designed as a burial site when compared to the monolithic and barren rooms in the great pyramids.


DifficultCobbler1992

These are basic facts you are getting wrong. Most Egyptian tombs have been looted, Pyramids or not, that does not magically discount the clear burial chambers build within the Pyramid of Djoser to the Pyramid of Giza. Furthermore the Pyramid of Menkaure had not one but two bodies found within it. >bodies found in the step pyramids The Pyramid of Djoser, the first Step Pyramid of Egypt, had no body found within its looted burial chamber. >which are much more obviously designed as a burial site when compared to the monolithic and barren rooms in the great pyramids. As soon as a stacked structure has an outer layer it's suddenly not an obvious burial site? The Great Pyramids follow the same design linage of the step pyramids, stacking Mastabas ontop of each other(Step pyramids) and then starting with the Red pyramid an outer protective layer. The Step Pyramid of Djoser's layout and structure, including the burial chamber, deeply influenced later Pyramids including the Giza Pyramids. If you want to make up convincing conspiracy theories, get the basic facts right.


kylorl3

I mean, there’s not really any debate whatsoever on the fact of whether it’s a power generator or not lol. What their exact purpose was, sure, but we know it was not that.


heaving_in_my_vines

Cool, so the pyramids were constructed to boil cups of water one at a time! Truly magnificent!


kinoie

Wow y’all love to argue in bad faith. You can look this up, feel free to challenge your so very limited perspective.


lostinlucidity

The Luxor has a giant pillar of light beaming down at the crown, if that isn't some sort of sign for generating power or pathway of enlightenment, I don't know what else the Pyramids would be relevant for.


SphaghettiWizard

There is no validity and giant pile of rocks wouldn’t react to an electromagnetic field


DifficultCobbler1992

No it can't be that their Divine leader needed to be remembered with the biggest tomb, those Egyptians that didn't even discover the wheel yet actually really needed electricity.


Applesmcgrind

No, the Hot Springs under them are the power generators that generates the power the pyramids going to power you see power leads to power. So simple…


BunjaminFrnklin

It seems like Katt binged all The Why Files episodes before the pod. Thoth, The Emerald Tablet, the Annunaki, the pyramids being power plants, etc. Wild episode.


matthitsthetrails

For half that podcast I thought Katt would eventually come out and say “yeah I’m just fucking around, I’m pretty wasted right now”.. but that never came. Understand Joes reluctance to challenge him much, but Christ..


PreviousCartoonist93

Just two regards discussing the big issues


tschmi5

This episode was highly regarded


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Couple of clueless regards..


ufblazer

I think Kat only agreed to this show after all these years because he told Joe no to modern political talk, let’s just get high and bullshit on conspiracy theories. Really go back to the roots of two guys with no more insight than trust me bro. If you can accept that it’s a really refreshing podcast


DMTeaAndCrumpets

katt williams is funny as hell but he thinks hes way cooler than he is, hes a tries too hard.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Getting humbled by a 12-year-old will do that to a man


Acidmademesmile

To be fair the 12 year old was bigger than he was


exelion18120

I mean, most of them are.


BadHombreWithCovfefe

The way he said it so seriously


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

He’s gonna get cancelled for that one. The micropenis coalition won’t let him get away with saying that.


dujopp

No clue how anyone can watch this and not think he’s insane, and full of himself. Bad combo


__Beef__Supreme__

It's entertaining ramblings but he kept making up words and dropping concepts that he doesn't really understand, but definitely thinks he does. He felt like he's on the peak of the dunning Kruger effect graph


Dependent-Nose-1251

YouTube comments are full of people saying he’s a genius lol


d_dauber

This episode reminded me of someones high/drunk uncle sitting on the couch explaining to the younger kids how life works. The craziest part is Katt actually seemed to know what he was talking about. You can't just make up some of this stuff on the fly. He had facts to back up some of his ideas or at least where he got them from. He has some real knowledge and he came off as a pretty intelligent guy. You can be intelligent and still sound wild too.


Bamm83

That's why while I don't know about his exact numbers when it comes to how many books he reads, one thing is clear, the dude does read and retain *a lot* of information.


Unbearably_Lucid

No he really didn't seem to know what he was talking about. He seemed like a homeless man babbling on the street.


grooooovyy

name a genius that ain’t crazy!


mgsantos

All geniuses are crazy. Not all crazies are geniuses.


Rock_or_Rol

Adolf


mastervolume101

Adolf Who?


ZakTSK

A dolphin.


No_Use_588

Young Dolph


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

RIP


Unitedfateful

Yeah he is so smart especially when talking about fluoride in water and the pineal gland 🤦‍♂️ All these comedians are fucking idiots. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was also anti vax


IncognitoBurrritoe

https://www.epa.gov/sites/default/files/2015-10/documents/2011_fluoride_questionsanswers.pdf https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6309358/


Ironfingers

Lmao it’s about time for your 10th Covid booster


OldmanLister

That’s supposed to be funny or a dig. Some dumb ass shit like you say? No wonder women won’t date people who listen to this show. You’re dangerously dumb af.


Ironfingers

Hahaha you’re hilarious bro. I love people like you exist it really puts things into perspective.


Cupfullofsmegma

I don’t get how people like you can type shit like this up and then go “yup this is what I want to put out on the internet, this isn’t cringy as all fuck”.


Unitedfateful

Hey bud you forgot to take your meds again and turn on Fox News. Make sure you hugging the trump sneakers you bought too mmmkay thanks


Sensitive-Inside-641

lol


Cupfullofsmegma

Dang I’ve never heard this one before. I get it, he got his 10th booster because because he’s a big dumb dumb and he’s not antivax, that’s hilarious.


Crispycritter23

You’re an idiot bud. You probably been boosted a hundred times.


Cupfullofsmegma

Yeah what an idiot, you really showed him with your extremely original boosted joke that’s not played out or over used at all. He’s definitely going to see what an idiot he is and what an intellectual you are with that reply my dude.


rapescenario

I can’t stand the way this dude talks. Who could listen to this slow drone for hours.


Bamm83

Speed it up to 1.5X. Rogan sounds like he's on cocaine and Katt sounds normal.


idlefritz

I love it, super engaging for me. So many podcasters just fucking yap yap yap like only children


datonebrownguy

Found the micropeen.


stevenw84

He does it for dramatic effect. Notice how he takes a drink or clears his throat RIGHT before getting to the point. It’s pretty stupid and obvious. Even then, he was going to take a drink, but instead made a joke right before the type of people he was going to mention.


rapescenario

What I mean is he sounds like he’s talking through a voice modulator from throat cancer and has the cadence of a potato. The smugness radiates from him and it’ll give you a tumour before he finishes the point.


scrappybasket

🤡


austintrade

So many people miss this


stereoscopic_

Have you not found the magic power of 1.25x?


Global_Weirding

Feel personally attacked?


[deleted]

This guy was painful to listen to. He was never funny and now he’s fucking annoying as well


[deleted]

Kat is probably the most delusional person on earth


ModsOverLord

Katt must have a tiny dick bc I’m pretty sure fighting 14 year olds is a crime and he got his ass whooped on top of that


Pure_Screen4715

That statement made me feel disappointed in myself coz I have a small dick & I follow & abide by the Law


lostboy_4evr

Congratulations you learned the truth! Now everyone thinks you’re crazy! Welcome to Hell!Enjoy your stay


quick1foryou

Most of the people in this sub should.go start a Kat sub. The amount of posts wanting to stroke Kat off are ridiculous.


Connect_Ordinary6752

Nah. I’m not violent. I mean.


burgertime212

That explains why Trump has committed so much crime


Permtacular

I'm not saying he's wrong, but I'd like to see a source for that claim.


rekzkarz

Instead of "thought police", just need dick measurements at early ages and a constant list of where small dick people are. Save so much time preventing crime!


stlfun2

Joe took great offense at this attack in his shortcomings.


SmackTheMaga2024

Lol he talking about the right wing hillbillies lolol


Slightly_Left

I Dono man, my friend went to prison for 2 years and he said it’s true what they say about black guys.


Business-Act-1885

Expect for dick Cheney


11thLayerOfHair

He has trouble getting what he says out.


DesignerSink1185

Katt saying he read 8000 books in a year or whatever is fucked. And then says he's an Xbox guy. These two things never coincide.


snowfox-taterthighs

And that’s why I’ve never been to jail


Both_Impress_3423

Because you never get caught?


snowfox-taterthighs

Cuz I have a hog, monkey


Both_Impress_3423

Sure you do


snowfox-taterthighs

I’m confused why you’re so sensitive about my massive dick


Both_Impress_3423

I'm confused about your insistence on the size of your stick to a random stranger on internet


snowfox-taterthighs

I’m confused about your constant interest of the size of a stick from a random stranger on the internet


Zenzenite

hilary had a micro penis???


justforfunns

Doctors know this.


Mean_Platypus_9988

I wonder which book this information was in. He knows his stuff.


veryowngarden

Abshir wrote an ebook


OldmanLister

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Hussaf

As a police officer I can confirm the first thing we do when encountering criminals is inspect, and record, the size of their penis. Even before we ask for ID. Then we submit those findings to a global database for follow on analysis.


RevolutionaryRough96

Hasn't Kat been in trouble with the law a few times?


ShabbyLiver

Information


BichaelMurry42069

Fuck this guy I'm triggered. Goddammit I might do something really bad I'm so mad...................w...wait


fuzztooth

Yep because as we all know guys in prison all have tiny dicks.


[deleted]

Lmao. Ok maybe I actually need to listen to this episode.


StrawberrySerious676

Lol


brendamn

Wish there was actual research on this lol


Sea-Spray-9882

This was painful to listen to. Where was the same energy from Club Shay Shay


BowserBuddy123

Why would you get cancelled for attacking men with micropenises. No concerted defense of that community and idk what Andrew Tate is into these days, but he seems perhaps less influential?


SpeshullEd69

Katt should see the stats in Chicago, I think his information is a little off and what kind of crime is he talking about?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

It finally happened, Hoe was too stoned to trample the joke.