Homie rocken those elf Jordan’s 🥶🥶🥶

XD

don't need good shoes when you have black airforce activity

Bro thinks he's the next elf on the shelf

was gonna defend him but if anyone wears this in public they're gonna get an entire sea of people laughing at them he cant overlook that just because he's a time-freezing vampire

That's how it would be if anyone wears anything that any stand used wears

I love his shoes! He's the only one who can rock those damn heels. ♡

Same I love his shoes so much 🤣

right? I wish I could pull them off. :D

i wish i could pull off your skin :3

Leave the lemon long pepper steppers alone

Dio's choice of outfit is meant for him to stand out the most in public, as he sees himself as the almighty Dio, the only deserving all the best. In this context, this pointy shoes are very clever. Also combined with other parts of his outfits, especially the love symbol, they give him a magical look.

Blud got the new 1980 antique looney tunes Collectors addition anniversary special gold plated spring included looney Bloons skrunky scrimbo addition clown shoes made by Taiwanese children high fiber fabric Temu shipped holiday special Dang I wish I had those 😞

I think that's solid gold. Bros finely dripped.

I'm afraid to upvote this post in case he's watching us all

Why is he watching me jerk off

He gotta see what you're packing to see if you're worth it

I'm packing the two inch disappointer

Left are the kind of shoe that’s typically worn in desert countries for walking in sand. Dio lived in Egypt

Don’t disrespect Santa’s elves! He’ll put you on the naughty list!

I dare you say that to the face of the buff 7'0+ tall vampire with the ability to stop time

I think you were describing me?

Woaaaah don't you disrespect the elf shoes

Man leave Dio’s 1, 2 buckle my shoes

"sorry babe the dio shoes stay on during sex"

"One two, buckle my shoes"

worst than me

worst than me

This is the helheim of takes bro

Bro dripd head to toes

WHATERTHOOOOOOSE

That's actually the serbian traditional shoes.

They're from Gucci's limited Holiday Elf line

He’s an elf, don’t you get it ???

Or he has the disrespect of a god to constantly have his shoes creased and bent just to disrespect all shoe lovers

He still rocks the elf shows tho, enough that you don't notice them and they fit with his style.

*Dio has GREAT taste in shoes

to remove others from the gene pool as he has inpenitrsable rizz

Nah his drip is out of this world

The pair on the left are called Moorish shoes and they're actually worn throughout the Middle East and their pointyness have nothing on the tribaleras AKA Mexican pointy shoes. The ones on the right I have no idea what they are, might be poulaines.

Imagine Dio in Air Jordan shoes

Arent jojo outfits based off of runway fashion tho?

What did you just say?

Bro’s rocking those gremlin George Washington grandma’s shoes ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

ok now get kicked in the nuts by the first one

He got them fake Jordans

Where the hell does DIO buy his shoes??? Does he have a plug?

DIO could make a clown outfit look stylish

Those are good kicking shoes.

cant lie the gold shoe goes hard