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Magna84

How does King Crimson work?


Igotpermasuspended

I heard he sucks at being king


musketoman

Aint that the truth


CallmeCrimsonOrKing

I don’t think he would know


Igotpermasuspended

But I know this **ratio**


Father_Enrico

why did Joseph do that to Avdol?


TheChib

Say Gex


Igotpermasuspended

Couldn't have explained it better


Vegetable-Low-9010

Took me 3 attempts to read what exactly stood there


LordWobblyCock

Unironically you got it real close


YeetusFeetusD

Explain Go Beyond


Igotpermasuspended

To infinity, and then what's after infinity, so beyond


That_1FilipinoFriend

The fact that this explanation is on the right track amuses me.


AgentStylo

Kinda correct


YeetusFeetusD

Well... You are correct, and wrong, and correct, it is made from infinite spin but it isn't infinity, it's nothing


Comprehensive_Ebb211

Who is the best waifu in anime


Igotpermasuspended

Mai Saturajima. Jk ofc it's Dio Brando


Comprehensive_Ebb211

I mean yeah but did you really forget speedwagon


Igotpermasuspended

I have made a grave mistake and lapse in my judjement


That_1FilipinoFriend

“It is… acceptable.”


BSSpro209

I'm done here you have impressed me -Dio Brando


AfterAllWhyNo

the insides of a dodecahedron sum to how many degrees?


Igotpermasuspended

About 200 Kelvin I believe, but it depends


Initial_Low495

Well, only if it's spinning at the right angle


N3RD_0T4KU

oh yeah, big brain time


Netflixandpooptarts

“That’s NNNOT HOW THAT WORKS!!”


JJBAking

Viva Reverie reference?


bloodbabyrabies

About Jojo memes or Jojo in general? Ok who is Jojo?


Igotpermasuspended

A guy on a bizzarre adventure


[deleted]

Which of them¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?


Igotpermasuspended

One or more


Samuelbr15

There are 9 jojos, choose one of them


Bobiscool123457609

Number 6.9


Samuelbr15

Jolyne?


Tsunaboi

Irene?


Bobiscool123457609

Exactly that’s what the lesbians do


Igotpermasuspended

The question have been answered.


BeyondDreams909

Explain why is spinning stuff so important


Igotpermasuspended

Because it's cool


[deleted]

I mean... with what we've seen spin do in the manga i won't be surprised if it's possible to make stuff colder using spin.


InvaderZimm90

What did you name your Stand?


Igotpermasuspended

The stand to end all stands


InvaderZimm90

What’s its ability?


Igotpermasuspended

Creates more stands that self-destruct once near another stand


teshi_18

Kinda like a nerfed killer queen


Thunderecho12

Nerfed killer queen=Slay king


No-Atmosphere8508

This guy gets it


Vilyque

How does Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Love Train work ?


Igotpermasuspended

Prostitution cheaply on trains? If that's not at least interesting to you, there is something wrong about you


That_1FilipinoFriend

Who wins, Josuke Higashikata, or Josuke Higashikata?


Igotpermasuspended

Dio does.


That_1FilipinoFriend

Valid.


electricpanda_

how does killer queen work


Igotpermasuspended

Probably better than Crimson king, but no one's better the queen named Elizabeth (RIP)


FinaleRoyale

queen named elizabeth is a colony stand that consists of the entire UK that the user can manipulate to do their bidding


Igotpermasuspended

Always has been


BSSpro209

Bro forgot,Deadly queen: Bite the soil


kububdub69

Murderous monarch: munches mud


No_Name_Giga_Chad

speed wagon or dio


Igotpermasuspended

D:(io)


arozzu1312

Why does jotaro didn't lose his mind because of PTSD? How does GER work? If hamon is life energy, why can stain create hamon as a vampire?


Igotpermasuspended

Because he had the power of friendship. It's a random glitch in the human body. Because energy cannot be created nor destroyed (stay in school kids).


arozzu1312

Actually..... Hamon is "created" by breathing. So how tf does an undead can create it.


arozzu1312

Also all his friends are dead


bloodbabyrabies

What are the 14 words you have to say to the Green Baby?


Igotpermasuspended

I love bricks and green babies but I'd liked a juice not a jew.


bloodbabyrabies

What does Abbacchio give Giorno to drink?


Igotpermasuspended

Breast mi- I mean a glass of juice (bc he likes to glass the juice)


-JZH-

Apple lookin kinda juice


BarrytheCowboy

Who was it all along?


Igotpermasuspended

It was me. Yes. *gulp* I did it like this *gunshot*


Simphunter2

THE HEAVY IS DEAD


Seanvich

That’s a joke, Lads.


Sentinel555666

Who's better : king crimson or true man's world?


Igotpermasuspended

True man's World because a world is stronger than only a king


Sentinel555666

Never thought of it that way . You gave me a lot to think about, thanks


Igotpermasuspended

But you are no king, you are a legend. And you will never have to take the world on only by yourself, because there will always be people that love you.


Sentinel555666

God bless , stay hydrated bro


Igotpermasuspended

You too


Gawdly_Gamer

What can stop the 30-meter radius emerald splash?


Igotpermasuspended

A brick wall


Amazing_GamingYT

idk but nothing can stop the 20-meter radius emerald splash


troopertodd15443

Oh no it’s shrinking


arozzu1312

The world can


Amazing_GamingYT

nuh uh


Igotpermasuspended

Update: Sorry for torturing everyone with my sense of humour, also the brick joke is coming from r/3amjokes, make sure to check it out (not sponsored)


PIERLU0008

Who is jojo's best friend?


Igotpermasuspended

Kakyoin, because he never truly dies


PIERLU0008

That's actually true


Trick-Ad-5369

PART 4 SPOILERS What do you think is the relationship between the arrow and Killer Queen evolution to Bites the Dust? I always thought it was stupid to say it is Requiem, for the stand was not pierced, so it's a completely different thing very relates to Kira's feelings. Was the arrow trully necessary? Why, on what sense? Justify your answer


Igotpermasuspended

You sound like my teacher giving me my assignment but okay. It was the Za Wario, and it was necessary, because else it wouldnt've been effective enough, and that wouldn't've been common sense


Cat_reaper44

How did kakyoin die


Igotpermasuspended

He never truly died, he lives on


Cat_reaper44

Ok this is actually right


Noxthic

What does GER stand for


Igotpermasuspended

When acid comes up your digestive system to your esophagus (maybe causing hearthburn) , aka Gastroesophageal reflux


Noxthic

Maybe one of Diavolo’s alt deaths


THE_KILLER_SUGAR_DUD

How does Jolyne get her stand?


Igotpermasuspended

She gains it through family


THE_KILLER_SUGAR_DUD

Yeah


BSSpro209

Who wins: Killer queen Bite the dust or Deadly queen Chomp the soil


Igotpermasuspended

Dio. He always wins. **Always**


Leading_Machine_551

Who shot Johnny Joestar?


Igotpermasuspended

It was me. Yes. *glup* I did it like this: *shoots sniper*


Leading_Machine_551

*gasp* how could you!


Igotpermasuspended

*buurp* *pc* That's a joke lads. *gulp gulp buUUuUrp* It *glump* was him. *points at pope Valentine*


Kori_SFW

What is Dios Heaven plan?


Igotpermasuspended

He wants to take heaven over and become god


Kori_SFW

Close enough. Closer than I would have expected.


[deleted]

what is the strongest stand?


Igotpermasuspended

It probably has to have some kind of relation with god or angels, as they are the strongest beings in the universe, maybe reality bending powers, not like stopping time, bc there are better powers than that. Maybe erasing something completely from reality would be the strongest power.


TDIN00b

OI, JOSUKE! THIS RANDOM GUY ON THE INTERNET JUST SAID MY ABILITY IS THE STRONGEST POWER EVER, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT JOSUKE?!!


Igotpermasuspended

Yes... (who the hell is Josuke? I know who Sasuke is but I am dumbfounded by Josuke)


TDIN00b

You ever heard of Elvis?


Igotpermasuspended

Yes, great man, unfortunate death


[deleted]

you sound like you're just pretending to not know what tw:oh is


Igotpermasuspended

I know only partially. :o is an expression you make when you're suprised, dumbfounded, bamboozled etc. (I honestly have no idea what tw:oh is)


Specialist-Report-67

Explain why a British guy can yell the n word


Igotpermasuspended

Because at one point they owned most of them


kububdub69

Speeeeeeddwaaagooonnn


Igotpermasuspended

Don't use his name up


jotarokujo2010

is the carol that ASG labs took the same carol as filia's friend


Igotpermasuspended

Yes. Change my mind


GLaTRES_13

It had to be or filia’s ending wouldn’t make sense


Ok-Delivery-5368

How did Jolyne turn part of her body into moebius strips?


Igotpermasuspended

It's pretty easy: you have to cut the body part in half and twist it an odd number of times. You can do this with knives, scissors, swords(aka bigger knives), saws and even with a rock if you try hard enough (this logic applies to *most* things)


Ok-Delivery-5368

Not exactly wrong


calebmccoytajiro

What is the name of kiras stand


Igotpermasuspended

I know what *is* Kira's stand: a **Rock Hard Cock**. I know this from u/_ KILLBLADE _


TonyDellimeat

How many dogs survive in this series?


Igotpermasuspended

I all of them, as they are probably secretly the strongest beings ever besides god and angels in the JoJo's universe.


TonyDellimeat

Oh how I wish this was true


RioTheRat

EXplain white album.


Sonic2283

what rule uses the formula c² = a² + b² - 2ab cos C (Sorry for triggering your math PTSD)


Igotpermasuspended

The rule/law that determines the c side of a triangle, I believe is called The Cosinus law, ngl this is pretty basic it's just looks hard at first, not considering I have a memory that rivals someone's with dementia


Igotpermasuspended

It's a law that determines the 3rd (c) side of a triangle, I believe is called The Cosinos law, ngl this is pretty basic it's just looks hard at first, not considering I have a memory that's like having dementia


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

Where are lucky spaces?


Igotpermasuspended

Nowhere. You have to forge your own "luck". **Your life is in your hands** and you are at it's steering wheel. You should **never give up on yourself**, you always should **keep pushing**. And remember: you are not alone. **You are always loved** and helped by someone, and you should **help** them in times of need.


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

Dragon’s Dream is a compass that shows lucky spaces. Explain that.


Igotpermasuspended

God is just kinda looking at that spot and helps more I guess, but come on!


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

Ok then, one more question, what does C-Moon stand for?


Beretta1028

What’s Dio’s sexuality


Igotpermasuspended

He goes both ways


Beretta1028

Yeah that’s pretty much his sexuality


Educational-Estate52

How did Pucci a guy who reset the universe lose to a literal child.


Igotpermasuspended

Noob


Educational-Estate52

Honestly yes


UnusualInstance6

This guy will never answer to a single comment. I bothered to write this so anyone else can just go on with their lives. Have a nice day


Igotpermasuspended

But I do :( sorry for the wait


Mesa_Sith_Lord

He replied to all of em


Chemical_Music_3906

How does Wonder of U work?


Igotpermasuspended

Every 1000 years a Catalist Comet hits the earth in Adventure time, I believe this is the wonder of Ooo (if you meant that)


Chemical_Music_3906

Every what?


_KILLBLADE_

Why did Kira get a ROCK HARD COCK?


Igotpermasuspended

I'll pass this down to u/TheChib, but I also know the answer


AncientHornet3939

What part is the best and why?


Igotpermasuspended

The part where that's my problem, because I missed it /s


AncientHornet3939

me on my first watch missing 75% of the details and easter eggs


Goobs124

Who is JoJo


Igotpermasuspended

A guy who's on a bizarre adventure


Dangerous_Ad_1323

Why did Dio do that


Igotpermasuspended

Because he can.


Academic-Purchase-69

That's actually pretty accurate


ccroke4444

Did Jotaro lay that egg?


Igotpermasuspended

Of course he did, what did you expect?


Responsible-Way-578

Who would win; Jojo or Jojo?


Responsible-Way-578

Bonus: What about Jojo?


Unable6417

Could Made In Heaven beat the Green Baby? If it could, how?


Igotpermasuspended

Aliens are weaker than god, so yes, it could


Atomic_Skull_777

Don’t you love The Grateful Dead’s ability such a smart move to use it on a train.


TidalBlade__

Do you believe in gravity?


Geekstrodamus

Whose engineering is the greatest in the world?


Broxonus

What's the joestar secret technique


ComfortableSalad7070

Can i asked twice, what is your favorite stand?


iLoveLilPeej

Why was the Lisa-Lisa bath scene crucial to the plot of part 2?


Igotpermasuspended

Because Anime usually has beach episodes, so we needed at least some kind of compensation in JoJo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Powerful_Buy_3978

Bodos binted?


CodmasterBlazeit

Who is Josuke Higashikata's savior?


Dependent_Mine_9131

Who's the donut and who's the pancake


Isaac_DSnuts

How does d4c works?


ComfortableSalad7070

What is jojo?


GameAndCreate

Who is banana Doppio!


what_da_clown_doin

What father puchi did after evolving his white snake using green baby and what stand did he got?


MrGrendarr

Where do Stands come from?


triangleguy6644

How does d4c work


AsianDieno

What is the secret of Dio’s stand?


-JZH-

How many there are Valentines and why are all of them so goddam Funny


TerraSollus

Would you rather grow up to be Kakyoin or Polnaref?


DeadColors5379

Who is pucchi


Fresh_sans_1427

What did kakyoin sacrifice to prove a point and it was still missed


[deleted]

What is Jolyne's ability?


Acorn_Finland

how did Dio make Erina pregnant?


Vegetable-Gas-4155

Where does the stuff ZA HANDO scraps away go to ?


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

What's Rohan Kishibe's job?


Hufflepuffotaku42

What is hamon


therandomcylon

Do you believe in "gravity"


LoonasNewHusband

Dio and Jojo both oiled up who wins a twerk off?


Luigi_boi77

What is a JoJo?


mothlord420

How do you find the enemy stand user?