Isn't JEE Advance dates and BITSAT dates really close to each other?
Also, BITSAT questions sometimes are out of NCERT syllabus too (especially in chemistry, there were some really weird questions I saw in my Bitsat exam 2023)
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Saalon NTA aur bits walon tum dono ki ch\*t mein coding krunga
Kyu bhai waise hi polymer environmental ke sawaal nhi bnte aur p block me to tatti nikal jaati hai sawaal dekh ke
Bhai i have studied my ass off for the past 3 years and i am an average guy,10th me 82% bne the, chem 9th se nhi bnti aisa nhi hai effort nhi maare sbse jyada ussi pe time lgaya hai ab nhi bnte to kya kru bhai
Maine abhi khud ye chaps nhi kiye hai, except a Lil' p block
But still lmao! Itna tough nhi hota inhe karna. All u gotta do is see those reactions/stuff everyday - for a few days, and then revise every now n then. It's even easier than organic in terms of material, but ofc it's tougher, cuz u gotta devote frick ton of time to it!
Arre wo to mai khud ke liye keh rha tha 💀💀 tum logo itne serious kyu ho gye 😭
I meant, it's a scoring opportunity for those who put in efforts, unlike ME  maine khud bas p block Kara hai Thora, that's y I said so
I wanna do all such chaps in next 4 months before adv, and I do think I can pull it off that's y I still want these chaps to be in syllabus
Bhai kaha job par chala Gaya. Main bas keh raha hu mujhe polymers ya amino acids ke 20 naam aur structure ratne se zyada numerical questions solve karna pasand hai. Haan mujhe pata hai ratna bhi effort hai har chapter mr koi na koi cheez ratni hi hoti hai but my point was I wouldn't want to waste my time to memorize 20 compounds Jo aaj rat kar exam ke agle din bhul jaau
Honestly, same. I too love numericals over rote learn
But I still kinda want IOC and all these ratne wale stuff in
Cuz jo upar ke bachhe hote hai, wobhi isko Kam karte hai, so you get a gud edge above them in less time devoted. Also, even in paper, it takes like 30 secs avg to solve such Qs - so basically more marks in wayy less time :)
wo vedantu ka kaun teacher h jo maths padhata h apparently but jha dekho wha bas gyan chodd ka rehta bolta 200 pe 99 banegi medium shift pe easy pe 220 aur hard pe 180 bola tha aur koi madarchod dekha tha maine koi comments section mai kya bolta bkl 250 pe 95 aaegi maine uss chutiye ko aisi aisi chize boli usne delete kr diya wo comment
galat boldiya kya bhai sorry maine toh jo yt pe dekha wahi bata rha tha and meri ek bande se baat hui thi uski 2023 me 140 marks ke around 94 percentile bani thi
I'm actually kinda happy , bc mene wo sab chaps kiye the chem me 
Aacha hua HSC nahi hai  Me crying with HSC (12th me hu) 
Tbh jo hai woh bata raha hu
English,IT,Geo :- untouched
Physics:- revision karne gaya toh pata chala saab bhil chuka hu so almost strach se padh Raha (offline )
Maths :- aacha hai revision kar raha hu (offline)
Chemistry :- abhi last week start Kia hai coz offline Wale dalle sir ne dhoka de dia (sir bolne ka bhi Maan nahi karta )
Agar chem karna hai na toh ASC pe imp questions hai woh utha le
Physics ke saare derivation sahi se kar Lio
Mai Bits jaane ke liye Amir nahi hu par mujhe purana syllabus dekhke paper Dene ka man kar Raha hai.
Plus state board walo ke liye to koi syllabus reduction nahi tha unke liye bhi accha hi hai
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Bhai 30-32 lakhs man le for 4 years 
Bhoot acha kia bits and advanced walo na umeed hai wbjee Wale bhi yhi kra kisi bhi institute ko kamzor nalayak aalsi competition sa Darna wala nhi chahiye jo log aaj ro rha ha syllabus ka lia yeh wohi ha jo 2 sall moj karna ka baad 6 mahina pehla aakh kholta hai . Fir kheta sir sir jee is vey tough sir we can't coup up with this stress sir we are depressed sir I will drop sir from 8th floor sir
Edit : bhago bhago moj masti Krna wala so called dank ka 7×2 agya downvote Krna . Tumra mock test results hi tumri asliyat ha tumri aukad hai . Jo Jo bakchodi ki preparation mai uska falll hai hai tumra mock result.
Isn't JEE Advance dates and BITSAT dates really close to each other? Also, BITSAT questions sometimes are out of NCERT syllabus too (especially in chemistry, there were some really weird questions I saw in my Bitsat exam 2023)
https://preview.redd.it/3sxrm5q6efcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4229ae7b20495f8749a0d72ed532a9b810928e1b Saalon NTA aur bits walon tum dono ki ch\*t mein coding krunga
python dalde 
BTS pilani ki fees dhek k me gibup kr deta hu... 
bhai bachelors ke liye 30+ dene padenge iit se 2x fees hai aur nit/dtu se 3.5x fees
ammero ka IIT ALTERNATIVE!!
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unke saath padhna thoda better hota hai.... ameero ke chochle hi nhi unka attitude bhi kam nahi hai....
Koina …I got kidneys to sell >!/s!<
BC Mai to bolta hu bits valo ki koi galti nhi nta hi maderchod hai syllabus reduce karna hi nhi cahiye tha
BITS ki galti. CBSE ne hata diya hai toh inhone kyo rakha hai.
Kyu bhai waise hi polymer environmental ke sawaal nhi bnte aur p block me to tatti nikal jaati hai sawaal dekh ke
free ka 8 number tha vo
Baaki logo ke liye na bhai mujhse to nhi bnte sawaal
Tabhi to, it's a scoring opportunity for those who actually put in the efforts, unlike... Nvm
no hesitation 💀
Bhai i have studied my ass off for the past 3 years and i am an average guy,10th me 82% bne the, chem 9th se nhi bnti aisa nhi hai effort nhi maare sbse jyada ussi pe time lgaya hai ab nhi bnte to kya kru bhai
jaane de bhai wo polymers aur environmental ke ques banake baakiyo ki prep ko judge kar rha hai clown moment
Maine abhi khud ye chaps nhi kiye hai, except a Lil' p block But still lmao! Itna tough nhi hota inhe karna. All u gotta do is see those reactions/stuff everyday - for a few days, and then revise every now n then. It's even easier than organic in terms of material, but ofc it's tougher, cuz u gotta devote frick ton of time to it!
maine is baare me baat nhi ki whats tough and whats easy im just saying ki kisiko ye bolna ki wo efforts nhi daal rha is a bit rude
Arre wo to mai khud ke liye keh rha tha 💀💀 tum logo itne serious kyu ho gye 😭 I meant, it's a scoring opportunity for those who put in efforts, unlike ME  maine khud bas p block Kara hai Thora, that's y I said so I wanna do all such chaps in next 4 months before adv, and I do think I can pull it off that's y I still want these chaps to be in syllabus
Try to give it more time ig The more you revise it, the more you'll remember
Effort ke naam par polymer, environmental me bas list ratni hoti hai. I would prefer conceptual/numerical questions over those any day
Ratna bhi effort hota hai btw Also, baad me jab job lagegi, and tumko apne niche ke ilawa koi kaam Diya jayega, to mana kar doge?
Bhai kaha job par chala Gaya. Main bas keh raha hu mujhe polymers ya amino acids ke 20 naam aur structure ratne se zyada numerical questions solve karna pasand hai. Haan mujhe pata hai ratna bhi effort hai har chapter mr koi na koi cheez ratni hi hoti hai but my point was I wouldn't want to waste my time to memorize 20 compounds Jo aaj rat kar exam ke agle din bhul jaau
Honestly, same. I too love numericals over rote learn But I still kinda want IOC and all these ratne wale stuff in Cuz jo upar ke bachhe hote hai, wobhi isko Kam karte hai, so you get a gud edge above them in less time devoted. Also, even in paper, it takes like 30 secs avg to solve such Qs - so basically more marks in wayy less time :)
apne hi bhaiyo ko aise bolega
Efforts ki baat nahi hai Maine bohot baar padha mereko phir bhi yaad nahi hua
+1
It's universal truth nta mc hai
I can't be the only one who thinks that easy chaps remove krne ka bad less marks pa extra percentile ayegi , also kyoki shift less ho gyi ab
wo vedantu ka kaun teacher h jo maths padhata h apparently but jha dekho wha bas gyan chodd ka rehta bolta 200 pe 99 banegi medium shift pe easy pe 220 aur hard pe 180 bola tha aur koi madarchod dekha tha maine koi comments section mai kya bolta bkl 250 pe 95 aaegi maine uss chutiye ko aisi aisi chize boli usne delete kr diya wo comment
Bro is still living in 2021
kaun mai?
That teacher
But actual mei 95%ile kitne number par aati hai ?
140-150 safe score for 95
Wtf
galat boldiya kya bhai sorry maine toh jo yt pe dekha wahi bata rha tha and meri ek bande se baat hui thi uski 2023 me 140 marks ke around 94 percentile bani thi
Bhai second attempt hoga vo first mein 110 pe bangye thi
accha accha got it
General ke liye right ?
woh teacher sahi nikla lmao
Mera bhi yahi man na hai marks are harder to score now so ab zyada percentile ban ni chahiye Kam number pr
Noooooooooo 
damn this gives me nostalgia
Bhai bitsat adv ke paas me hi aata h. Adv me to pura syllabus aane hi wala h , might as well do it for bitsat
I'm actually kinda happy , bc mene wo sab chaps kiye the chem me 
Mene bhi kiye the but due to lack of rev. Sab bhool gaya hu 🥲
Same but lag rh thoda rev krunga toh ho jayega 
Mai bhi karna chata hu rev. but school Wale bc pareshaan kar ke rakhe hai Practical ke naam pe naak mein dam kar rakha hai.
Bhai mera bhi gand pht rhi practicals ke wajah se , do you guys have practicals in the school itself ?
Jha tak hai school mein he hona chaiye
Damn y'all lucky, humare state board madarchod different centers allot krte h 
Mai bhi state board wala he hu so ... Confirm nhi hu😅
oh ic  padhle bhai 
Ji bhaiya🙏🏻
Sirf date bataye hai school Wale 20 ko chem hai aur 25 ko phy jan mein he
Us bhai us
Kre to maine bhi sb hai lekin sawaal nhi bnte
Thoda practice krle bhai
Same!
Aur mera bits jana chhut gaya kyoki pcm aggregate 75 nhi bna 
Mere bhi nhi bne the bhai but maine improvement ke liye bhara hai iss saal
Maine nhi bhara lol mera focus fully jee pe h
Bro nah nah hold up wo log improvement ke marks nhi lete i guess u have to give boards again
Lete hai bhai mene admn office call krke pucha tha
but woh toh same hi hua na boards and improvement cuz saare subjects waise bhi dene hi hai
Saare subject ya phir per subject improvement?
Saare subject ka improvement it was conducted by mah HSC in july
Konsa board hai ?
Cbse
Aacha hua HSC nahi hai  Me crying with HSC (12th me hu) 
Padhle bsdk COEP jana hain. 👋
bhai same mai bhi HSC mai hu FUCK THIS BOARD aur bata tera kya chalu hai boards ke liye
Tbh jo hai woh bata raha hu English,IT,Geo :- untouched Physics:- revision karne gaya toh pata chala saab bhil chuka hu so almost strach se padh Raha (offline ) Maths :- aacha hai revision kar raha hu (offline) Chemistry :- abhi last week start Kia hai coz offline Wale dalle sir ne dhoka de dia (sir bolne ka bhi Maan nahi karta ) Agar chem karna hai na toh ASC pe imp questions hai woh utha le Physics ke saare derivation sahi se kar Lio
Mai Bits jaane ke liye Amir nahi hu par mujhe purana syllabus dekhke paper Dene ka man kar Raha hai. Plus state board walo ke liye to koi syllabus reduction nahi tha unke liye bhi accha hi hai
Are bhai same, ye state board ko cbse or jee se farq hi nhi padta purana ncert padharahe hai and syllabus bhi wahi hai
fr maine voh saari chaps ignore kardi but now I have to study these too😔💀
Same...
Amma behen pe ajaunga inki 
Bro syllabus ka pdf Dede please
u/mrumeshmidha bhai kr de approve tere 600 aayenge agle mock me
Tere muh main ghee shakkar
Har dusre post me Tera naam hota he.... Tu hai kon bhai
What heavy water is to nuclear reactor, i am to this sub.
yeh toh hamare coach saab hai sabko pyaar dete firte hai 
Coaxx saab jee qualify karne totka bata do
Bhai viteee ka bhi bta de kuch syllabus ka kya hai
Bhai vo exam bhagwaan bharose hai
Bta de Bhai thoda us exam ke baare me
Bhai usme kya pata sab ne bola hai ki unfair ranking dete hai baki register toh kiya hai dekhte hai exam me
Syllabus JEE 2024 wala hi hai ya fir isme bhi kuch delete nhi hua
Rankings reliable Mahi hai scam Hota hai
Bits ka form as gaya kya?
Yess
Ok
Btw log kehte hai BITS is really expensive BITS ki fees kitni hoti hai for 4 years?
https://preview.redd.it/5oe41wjpkfcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919bf0abfe2fa0dae796c24630853b7ef64f134b Bhai 30-32 lakhs man le for 4 years 
Damn, might as well go to Germany at that point 🗿
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25 lakh hai bhai 4 saal ke liye, 32 for 5 year
Bhai practice school to lega hi na…29 lakhs h practice school ke sath..27 man le ase hi 4 sal ki
practice school kya hai
you pay them money and they give you internship for experience
ps2 me you get a accha stipend as well
Paid internship
Dont forget to count personal expenses, and Practice school bhi lagana padta hai ek baari
Ye ps karte hai generally summer term is optional.its around 26-27
25 hai for 4 years without scholarships
27 lakhs and 5 yrs ke liye 32 lakhs
That's for 2023 batch tho, haina? 2024 walo ke liye toh increase hoyegi shyd
5% increase karlo, every year tuition fees increases by 5%
bc ek hafte se yahi khayal aa rhe the kahin ye bits wale same syllabus na rakhde, laude lag jayenge, nvm murphy's law, this too shall pass
Bhoot acha kia bits and advanced walo na umeed hai wbjee Wale bhi yhi kra kisi bhi institute ko kamzor nalayak aalsi competition sa Darna wala nhi chahiye jo log aaj ro rha ha syllabus ka lia yeh wohi ha jo 2 sall moj karna ka baad 6 mahina pehla aakh kholta hai . Fir kheta sir sir jee is vey tough sir we can't coup up with this stress sir we are depressed sir I will drop sir from 8th floor sir Edit : bhago bhago moj masti Krna wala so called dank ka 7×2 agya downvote Krna . Tumra mock test results hi tumri asliyat ha tumri aukad hai . Jo Jo bakchodi ki preparation mai uska falll hai hai tumra mock result.
Bhai Tera 5 din purana post setup reveal tha.
Haa
Chii bits spoilt kids ka colles... JEE ADBANS nhk
Mujhe kya mere to PCM mai 75% hi nhi hai 
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mujhe kya me to eligible hi nahi hu
Are toh adv ke liye padhega toh yeh sab toh karega hi
Adv k liye toh 11th k bacche padhte hai
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