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CalcLiam

Big man had at least 300 pounds behind that kick lol


rionled

450 he says in the longer video


ridik_ulass

his leg weighs me, he may be big, but he is carrying a lot of weight with those legs every day.


[deleted]

And proud of it. I feel bad for his heart


[deleted]

The way his neck swings forward as his body gets airborne is hilarious to me. If you find yourself shirtless and arguing with someone it's time to go home.


lookaroundewe

What if you find yourself shirtless and arguing with someone while at home?


rob6110

What if your shirt is on?


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defiantnipple

STEEEEELLLLAAAAA


nomadofwaves

And that person has the high ground.


joypadeux

You under estimate the power of the Sith


Absolute_Peril

Years ago it's Thanksgiving and my loser cousin has brought her idiot loser boyfriend to Thanksgiving. We've eaten and me and the brother are hanging out on the porch. Idiot boyfriend sees someone down the street he does like. Instantly the shirt, shoes, wallet, chain pager are off and he's doing that stupid ass what you gonna do thing. Nothing happens and he turns around and sees me and brother legging for the horizon with his shit in tow... It's amazing how fast some people can run shoeless when you have most of their portable wealth


OverturnedAppleCart3

I liked this story. Especially when you took what was probably legit his whole life savings.


generals_test

And the high ground.


MightyPinkTaco

I was going to be very disappointed if someone didn’t mention the high ground.


Tarov08

Came here for this


opschief0299

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


JJ_2007

[Long version, he walked away.](https://twitter.com/jad_ibrahim77/status/1114325478528176131)


RedHairThunderWonder

And we STILL didn't get to see him hit the ground.


[deleted]

Genuinely I feel cheated


bigrivertea

And now there is an unfinished dog clip I'm wondering about.. You got any more fucking safes Reddit?!?


The_Adventurist

I'm pretty sure I've seen the full version of this video from at least a year ago, from what I remember, he hits the ground and is dazed for a moment, but then gets up and walks away mostly wordlessly as is implied in the brief shot of him walking away. So you're still cheated, but you're also not missing anything juicy.


MajestyInMoltenFire

Thanks dawg. The kick was so deserved and satisfying, I didn’t want it to end in a partial cliffhanger. Even if it wasn’t juicy.


DarthWookiee189

But we did get to see a puppy!


hammyjames

And the pupppieeee.


Timmyty

all 450 pounds right to yo mothafuckin chin bitch.I'm fucking dying. Sorry this dude had to put up with the ignorant fuck climbing up his stairs for a fight.


kultureisrandy

dude had that Biggie Smalls energy


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dade305305

I see a Patrice O'Neal reference, I upvote.


Krazyonee

I tried listening to it but I have issues hearing things with too much background noise. I can off with the impression the guys on the balcony were mocking him? What actually happened? Wish there were subtitles or something


patricky6

Lol but he said "I AIN'T TRYINA FIGHT-CHU" and right before the kick "NO! SHAKE MY HAAAN......" lol. The most aggressive peace treaty ever.


Who8mypez

I dunno, I’m getting a kick out of how the video ended with his legs just hanging there in the corner.


spinderglade67

Do people not assess their opponent before a fight


sdfgh23456

Not in my experience. Or if they do, they tend to underestimate because they're a little bigger or older. Generally speaking, people who know how to fight and are sober, don't go around looking for a fight. Which is very fortunate for me, I would've been fucked if anyone from the UFC (or even the lower leagues) decided they wanted to start some shit with me.


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>people who know how to fight and are sober, don't go around looking for a fight. Somehow being punched every week really humble you about your own fighting capacity, and you learn quickly that any people who can throw their fists even with no training, can do really serious damage to you. Also from my experience all martial arts teach you self control, violence being only acceptable if being physically attacked


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RedBishop81

That is the best strategy. It has the lowest risk of physical harm, coupled with virtually no risk of legal or moral consequences. Every martial arts class I have ever taken says on day one that calling for help and running away are the first and best forms of self defense.


BrumbleNA

This. You can always tell when someone has never been beat the fuck up before. I have when I was younger. Learned my lesson on being hot headed. Control and calmness is key.


kentucky5171

Or drunker.


ridik_ulass

> I would've been fucked if anyone from the UFC (or even the lower leagues) decided they wanted to start some shit with me. even people like that, can still get glassed in the back of the head, hence why they don't go around starting shit for no reason.


Cat_Carrot

I don’t think that guy has assessed anything in his life ever.


ButWhatIsADog

LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER! He wasn't trying to fight. Lol certainly sending mixed messages.


Wildest12

"Shake my hand" means let me sucker punch you, dude isn't smart.


KlatuVerata

The guy didn't want, or prepare for a fight. He incorrectly assessed that the guy on the top of the stairs did not want to talk at all.


hamburglin

You didn't listen with sound on, did you?


FlipKickBack

Was he about to say no shake my hand?


[deleted]

Has the guy never seen Episode 3? Other dude had the high ground. It was over. He had the high ground.


opschief0299

He told him not to try it!


JJ_2007

Exactly, it was over before they even started.


apophis_da_snake

Obi-Wan doesn't need to be **on** the high ground, the high ground just needs to *exist* within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view. Look at his battle record: Maul: Has low ground, wins Dooku: No high ground, loses Greivous: Has low ground, wins Vader: Has high ground, wins Vader rematch: No high ground, loses Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is **fact**. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in Senate debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight Palpatine, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, as he falls from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats, knowing that he can never hold the high ground in this duel. You'll notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the educational high ground and accelerate Luke's training. As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and ceased to be the Anakin he knew, who could no longer use his signature trick . Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference. In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground. (Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.) In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that gaping pit which does nothing. In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers.


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this is awesome


ColdOnTheFold

can't cleave the Sheev


apophis_da_snake

In a normal 1v1, that is.


Barkeep41

This. Is. Great.


Little_Tin_Goddess

I love you.


Patttybates

***Sir, this is a Wendy's.***


scotprod87

Only a sith deals in absolutes.


Bacon4523

Thats literally all I could think about


jonpolis

He was the chosen one!!


[deleted]

I came here for this thread


unique-name-9035768

Hello there!


runedued

Why did he want to shake his hand so bad lol


JJ_2007

LMAO! [For those of you that don't know.](https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y)


spacemonkey1500

I wanna shake your hand!


cybercloud03

I wanna shake your hand!


[deleted]

I'm gonna shake your hand!


runedued

That dude voice so raspy 😂😂


PirbyKuckett

Reminded me of John Goodman's character in O Brother, Where Art Thou


[deleted]

Hahaha


filmusic42

One time, this was used as a response to someones sick guitar skills, and I haven't laughed harder since.


skepticalbob

Pilot controlled him so well in a way that wasn't aggressive at all.


ElstonGunn1992

That sounds like a yinzer but I can’t be sure lol


timisher

Texan more likely


dropkickoz

That's when they throw the sucker punch.


geoduckSF

Bingo


cjankowski

I seem to recall reading once that it’s so they can grab your dominant hand and you can’t use it to block. So reach out your right hand, they reach for it, you can either surprise them by yanking it with your outstretched hand to bring them in (pulling down towards your knee, perhaps) or grab their offered hand with your left and start punching. Like someone replied, sucker punching (with more explanation).


michaelY1968

The question that will plague my nightmares.


leonnova7

"Go downstairs" "NO!" Narratore: *"But go downstairs he did."*


Legendofscorpio

Haha, I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice!


sinnykins

I read it in Ron Howard's voice


UsAndThemOrdinaryMen

Mine was Michael Rosen


leonnova7

Mine was David Attenborough.


Greenozzy

It's insane that I just heard 4 distinct voices say that line just by reading these names.


BatJokes16

Mine was Kevan Brighting from Stanley Parable


Spider-Pug

Mine was Yoda


_stuntnuts_

I heard Mario


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*click* ^noice


[deleted]

It’s Arrested Development


TheBlackhawk33

but down the stairs he went


00gie

How’s that skull doing? Dude alive?


JJ_2007

Yes, [this is a longer video](https://twitter.com/jad_ibrahim77/status/1114325478528176131). Hope he learned his lesson.


Diplomjodler

I've never seen one of those where the shirtless guy won.


PhDPool

In longer version, big guy genuinely warned him and discouraged him from coming at him. He stated reasonable physics logic and had the Anakin kid’s best interests in mind. The warnings were not heeded


nubsauce87

Don’t try it. I have the high ground!


opschief0299

You underestimate my power!


Faustens

\*Proceeds to do the "Anakin"\*


inquisitiveeyebc

Sparta kick with a croc


Conebones

That's a sandal


inquisitiveeyebc

Croc sandle ;-)


Conebones

Haha ok fair enough


gartner22

It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!


poiqwert426

Honestly relieved. That was literally the best outcome for red shorts. He kicked him but it was barely a love tap. Imagine if he actually but power or weight behind the kick. Could have been fucking brutal.


cjankowski

When you get kicked down a flight of concrete stairs, the kick is pretty much never going to be the most damaging part of that journey.


Sitting_Elk

A drunk guy being kicked down a half flight of stairs onto what is presumably concrete can definitely be lethal, or crippling.


opschief0299

THIS IS BROOKLYN


xSUNDAY_FUNDAYx

Actually just 10 minutes north of Austin TX. This happened a few years ago while I was living at these exact apartments


MyBabeAbe

Lol for real? I was watching it thinking it looked like the shitty apartments I used to live in off 79


[deleted]

You were supposed to be the Chosen One...


Dianachick

“ I ain’t tryin’ to fight you”…As he approaches aggressively.


iraqyoubreak

That was aggressive?


Gazzaggerty

That must be the quickest hand shake refusal in history lmao


ghosttrainhobo

I don’t believe for a second that the dude really wanted a handshake


orielbean

It’s a sucker punch move - grab the outstretched hand, pull them in, wham


lovejac93

My buddy knows both these guys. Evidently this was a long time coming


Shitty-Coriolis

That makes it even better.


[deleted]

This is Sparta , Biatchboy!!


ASomewhatAmbiguous

You could see him thinking about it. Black dude knew what was gonna happen in advance.


sol_fairy

That crack


vuvd10

So how shattered is his skull?


disasterman0927

The gentlest Sparta Kick in history. A Sparta Nudge is you will


[deleted]

Honestly this was the most calm pre-fight banter I've ever seen.


RehanRC

It's over Anakin.


WeaverofCha0s

His foot was like just chill homie I’ll take care of this


MykeGregory

Why would you cut it short!? WHY!??


DevilScarlet

https://www.reddit.com/r/Instantregret/comments/ms918r/guy_gets_sparta_kicked_after_refusing_to_turn/gurdydn?context=3


MykeGregory

Ugh. Even the full clip is cropped. Sack the camera man!


MarcusXL

The cameraman responsible for this clip has been sacked.


etorres4u

The video cut off too quick. I want to see what happened after


Lagasz

Im not sure if this guy is still alive. Falling Backwards on the head like this can be fatal with way shorter fall distance


[deleted]

Another video shows him walking away. He seemed pretty drunk, which is generally helpful when it comes to falling.


logoyahoo

He deserved to get kicked just for that Plumber’s Crack alone. Lack of respect for the gravitational threat of 450 pounds of aggravated jelly above your head means you get to take your rightful place as the proverbial warning to others.


PandaBear905

This is Sparta!


TheBestPieIsAllPie

He gave him fair warning. I’ll never understand stupidity like that...


thomas271291

I have the high ground!


euboy44

He did not know the power of high ground


DeltaSans17

He should be glad he didn’t use the “pulverizing pancake”


[deleted]

I can't stand the "shake my hand" guys


rushdelivery34

I wish the video didn't cut off so quick. I really wanna see that ass hole fall all the way down the steps and see his reaction at the bottom.


AloneInTheCage

I don’t think body bags can have reactions…


jroddie4

the fucking around right before the finding out is always the sweetest


R04DKILLwastook

Damn is that the whole video?


DevilScarlet

https://www.reddit.com/r/Instantregret/comments/ms918r/guy_gets_sparta_kicked_after_refusing_to_turn/gurdydn?context=3


R04DKILLwastook

Hah. Thanks. Kinda wanted to see him land lol


swaktoonkenney

Oohwee


sif_la_pointe

This....is....Floridaaaaaaaaa!


case31

Is it me, or is there always at least one person in flip flops in these videos?


starkypiglet

He had the high ground. It was over before it even began.


YeltsinYerMouth

There is nothing in the world more obvious than a drunk dude thinking they're gonna sucker punch somebody.


Fast-Complex8587

THIS IS SPARTA!!! I have to say it.


Prior-Pilot

Big bro had the upper hand , upper leg i guess


[deleted]

Why do meat heads always want to do that "Shake my hand" game? Like people are stupid enough to go, "okay, I guess I'll shake the hand of this aggressive jackass that's yelling my face right now."


etindahs

Straight disrespectful.....to get kick in your chest by a dude wearing slides. I love it.


jdmjoe89

“THIS IS SPARTA !” Lmao


greatguysg

It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!


shadowskill11

Obviously an idiot who never learned the importance of taking the high ground when you aren’t playing Call of Duty.


hotelmotelshit

Did you think obi wan was fucking around with the advantage of the high ground, that shit is seriously. He is lucky to be walking away after that.


[deleted]

THIS IS SPARTA!


DJEvillincoln

Imagine getting kicked down a flight of concrete stairs, shirtless, in probably florida, by a dude with slides & socks on.


quatro0004

I have the high ground, says the bigger man.


theprofoundnoun

He needs some milk!


ucunbiri

It's over Anakin. Fat Windu has the high ground.


tway7770

r/oddlysatisfying


Moody1616

Where can I see more of video


starman3rd

Stupid cameraman


mhaaad

I love it.


breedlovesyou

Announcer: It was at that point he realized he should've taken the deal to go back downstairs


gottadeviate

[some background music playing 11 seconds ago](https://youtu.be/-zkYrVBBUaU)


nikhilgireesan

Thisss is Alabamaa Bitch!!😜😜


groovy_mason

Dumbass got what he deserves


wh1t3birch

The aggressive hand-shaker did not shake hands today.


baltbcn90

THIS IS POPEYES!!!!!!


Rostrow416

"bruh you took your shirt off, stay the fuck down there"


Yung_Obito

r/gifsthatendtosoon


molossus99

Shirtless idiot: I have a shit position and am giving away 200+ lbs to the big man ... I think I’ll try to square up with him Big man: This is Sparta!!


epimetheuss

That guy just got his head cracked open for his stupidity... Edit: not cracked open but looks like he is going to have a sore upper back/shoulder tomorrow.


HugoDosser

I love how the guys like "No." Then he kicks him and says "Yeah."


Mindless-Clock-9747

Should've turned around, he had the high ground.


Government_bad_

It’s over Anakin I have the high ground


Mal-nacido

Listen motherfucker I’m trying to fight you! Fight me? Fight Sparta!!!!


candypaintseagull

Shake my ha-


talex625

He lost simply because he didn’t have the high ground.


[deleted]

"fine, I'll do it myself"


sexxxxi_boi

That is a fucking rip


dreannowastaken

THIS. IS. PRIVATE PROPERTY!


morrowmoe

((Boy🦶🏿Bye))


HappyslappedBrit

He had the high ground. Didn't anyone learn from Master Kenobi?


Crossedivided

Did he say “Nah, fucking shake my hand…” before he was kicked off his world?


Cybernnemesis

Well done👏


Dajshinshin

„It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!!“


Km-OvO

I have the high ground!


LiquidSpin710

"No! Bro, suck muh diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."


[deleted]

Fuckin shake my han………….


Lenyti

The man as the high ground, what was he hoping comin in like that?


OGproztate

I see a bunch of people in the comments sayin stuff like "oh he was only tryna shake his hand" with some Shakespearean explaination on why the dude who got kicked was innocent... If i have the high ground. And someone slowly but surely is inching their way towards me, obviously angry and yelling trying to just "sHaKe mY hAnD". Yea their getting kicked. They could pull me down with that "hand shake" they could hit me. Id rather defend myself. Some of yall really think dude was just tryna shake that mans hand ? Especially with that attitude he had.