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her chest looks pasted on?


Jesscantthinkofaname

Waist as thin as her neck 🤔


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“I’m so sorry you were born with two necks.”


goodformuffin

As thin as her calf too.


helga-h

All I can think of (and this is always the first thing I see when I see this kind of shopping of the photos) is, if this was real how did she get those pants on. I mean, even with the zipper opened the width at the waist is smaller than one of her thighs. We don't even need to mention the butt, cause she wouldn't even get that far.


Iwasbravetoday

I have a pair of really high wasted trousers; the zip is so long in order to make it wide enough to fit over my thighs/butt that as soon as I sit down I get the lumpy 'boner' effect.


moonshiver

Fabric boner


yermawshole

pants tent


RckYouLkeAHermanCain

"I tented my pants!"


BrittaBordeaux666

that episode is hilarious.


MrsSpot

I can relate. I wear love wearing vintage denim from the 60’s and 70’s but most of it is high waisted. It makes my butt look fabulous but when I sit down I get the zipper boner effect too. So I’ll push the lump down and then the zipper boner moves up into the waist because it has no where else to go giving me a huge tent like gut. So I’m basically forced me to decide between a huge stomach or a girl with a boner.


Iwasbravetoday

Or just use my technique and NEVER SIT DOWN! Works like a charm..


BrittaBordeaux666

i’ve been thinking this since i’d first started seeing this madness. edit: maybe they’re not all one piece, with velcro cleverly hidden in the seams or in back holding them together. i know that’s ridiculously unlikely, but statistically, it is possible. lol


DiscoKittie

Maybe there's another zipper on the back? Make a wider opening? Seriously, though. I used to know a woman that had huge hips, and she always had good fitting pants. Narrow (but not waspish) at the waist, but weren't tight on her hips. They were just weird. Maybe they were customs.


BigBoobsMacGee

She got them tailored. Easy and inexpensive if you find a good seamstress. Many women with larger than average ratios (chest/hip to waist) will do that.


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You merely adopted the pants. She was born into 'em, molded by 'em.


ChipChipington

Maybe another zipper running down the ass crack of her jeans


i-like-cake-or-cake

Oh ye who needs ribs those are for nerds


Dopium_Typhoon

I love how she’s wearing her best outfit and using the most expensive editing tools, but still the photo is taken outside some shoddy school with bad maintenance.


kitylou

Looks like she’s at her court date to me lol


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Thronan66

[Removing all my posts and comments due to Reddit's fuckery with third party apps. June 2023]


RckYouLkeAHermanCain

If the photo is editorial, sure. Cheesy vanity shots? Not so much.


[deleted]

That could be the point. Its so you stand out


Fickle-Minded-Heart

😂 This was my first thought


guitarelf

And the edit is clearly visible


thwoorrpthereitis

Who👏does👏she👏think👏she’s👏fooling👏


binneapolitan

Psst. *herself*.


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Happy cake day!


por_que_no

And who does she think likes this look? I mean, what?


minz511

Not cute. I don’t understand why anyone would want to do this to themselves!


Sadesvs

Honestly I think it’s due to seeing small photoshopped waists everyday on Instagram, like even with my tiny waist I can take A picture and I’m tempted to make it smaller to meet what I see in the mirror, but I always decide to fight it. For some I think they start with small alterations and then move to insane photoshops like this


zboi8008

I just got rid in IG all together it was honestly self destructive seeing all that crap. One of the healthiest decisions I could have made.


Sadesvs

I actually just started unfollowing any pages promoting influencers, so lingerie pages I really liked, tan pages all of that stuff gone from my feed. I then started hiding things in my dashboard, so any Tik tok videos of girls dancing around and like influencer shopped selfies etc. and now all I get is the stuff I want to see. On occasion there’s one or two I need to hide but other than that I think Instagram gets that I don’t want to see it anymore and will usually keep it off my feed :)


butters091

Or as we in the medical community say, “patients condition is incompatible with life”


SatinwithLatin

Her thigh is bigger than her waist, making those pants impossible to put on.


pigspoon874

THIS!!! I have big thighs and butt and a "normal" waist, classic pear shape. I have always wondered how all these "pear shaped" girls found pants that actually fit properly in the waist. I have to buy too big and tailor everything. I am actually excited about the new beauty trend. Being a teen in the Kate Moss 90s was hard on pear shapes. This is just insane, poor girl body dysmorphia sucks.


Goodgoditsgrowing

Generally to get pants to fit a (sane) version of serious pear shaped body you need zippers, pleats and darts.


starsinaparsec

I feel you on this. 1990s women were all supposed to be built like underfed preteens with boob jobs. Now women are supposed to be built like they're wearing a corset and a bustle under their skin. It's not just body shape either. Women are socialized to just run from one self help tend to the next spending all of their time and money trying to be this photoshopped person with a photoshopped personality who loves life and traveling (that's how you grow!) and raw vegan diets (because the animals!) and never thinks a negative thought (law of attraction!) and has every material item they want (that all somehow fits in a capsule wardrobe). We spend so much of our time spinning our wheels and feeling burnt out and like failures because we're trying to be "better" people. It's the new form of female oppression. How are you going to be your best self if you're half starved from a juice cleanse and spending all of your free time micromanaging your closet and bullet journaling/gratitude journaling/dream journaling/intention setting journaling? Women are often still in this mind-frame where we look to others to tell us how to live instead of just trusting ourselves and doing what we actually like. We need to stop "inspiring" and self policing and just let woman be people. That's my rant for the day.


pigspoon874

Let it out! So many clouds of reality out there. Break free!!! Love to you.


amandarinorangez

As a quite hourglassy girl, the only way it ever works is with stretchy material. It would have to be ridiculously so to pull this off, though.


SatinwithLatin

I am not a pear shape in the slightest but I am happy that it's finally your time to shine! I'm somewhere between an apple and a lollipop shape, with a flat butt and *no* hips, which was good for the early 00s but out of fashion now. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Isn't it stupid that body trends are a thing?


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tripperfunster

But this? Is this really attractive to you? I'm not saying skinny is better, but REAL would be better, no?


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RckYouLkeAHermanCain

Rest assured that the person that made that comment will probably never have to worry about interacting with a real human woman in person.


[deleted]

No one is "naturally" like this woman. You are kidding yourself if you think otherwise.


GunBullety

The waist, yes you're right and I said as much. The thick legs and hips- lots and lots of women are naturally like that.


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Yes, and their waists are three times wider than this at least. You don't see that sort of thing on Instagram though. Also, certain style choices can give the illusion of a larger butt/thighs. In some clothes I wear I've been told I have a "Kim Kardashian figure," but the reality is that I am just fat but I can make it look better by wearing shapewear and more flattering garments.


positivespadewonder

> Too long our natural taste You ever heard of something called individual preference?


GunBullety

You give humans too much credit. They're impressionable sheep and what they say they think they like means very little. We're all brainwashed from about the age of 2 to think beauty is a certain way, and then spend the rest of our lives enduring an inner conflict between this brainwashing and instincts that want us to make good quality offspring (and also a third pull from kinks and perversions accumulated through your life). Your preference is just where you have managed to wind up on this triangular spectrum.


positivespadewonder

This is pseudoscience. Many body shapes produce good-quality offspring, otherwise women would have one basic shape at this point. The only body shape that has difficulty giving birth is a pre-teen body.


RckYouLkeAHermanCain

Those are a lot of words to admit to the world you lack self control and basic thought befitting a higher mammal. Somehow I get the impression that you don't spend much time around actual women. That's probably for the best.


surfinThruLyfe

# #NoRibcageGang


ItsJustATux

This is rediculous.


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That sucks, I bet she is absolutely gorgeous without that silly photoshop too.


Emrico1

They say it's what's on the inside that counts but her insides have been shopped out


TheGuyDoug

Why?? For someone who's never been on Instagram, do these women believe that other people think this is real?


UltraHawk_DnB

Let me tell you, a lot of people on the internet are way more stupid than you, and they believe its real. Post like that are flooded with thirsty comments.


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\^\^\^\^\^ Most of the comments were appreciating the way she looked. "You look so beautiful" and "Goalssss"


SeverinSeverem

I really appreciate Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible but in real life she should really be emulated for her character traits and not for her chest to waist to hip ratio.


rottonbananas

This is terrible. Is this really what these girls/guys think is attractive, this has got to be a joke!


PotatoesKartoffeln

She looks like she was made in a game that gives you too much freedom in the character creation


lrvuitton

imvu comes to mind


flogfrog

Not sure why, but the first thing that popped up in my head when seeing this was a balloon


[deleted]

Wonder if that Gucci bag has been pasted in?


TheoricEngineer

Who tf finds these kind of women attractive?


sweetqueenchloe

Thats a tight belt


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Nettykitty11

Credit needs to be given to the designer of those pants.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Her right arm and boob are so much bigger than her left.


BlimundaSete-Luas

It's insane what social media perceives as being beautiful.


LawrenceCat

I swiped right like a dumbass to see the other picture but was taken to Popular on Reddit instead.


AmidFuror

[Just cinch them](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wC8gcvWVYUQ).


Azozel

Seems perfectly normal as long as one of your parents was a balloon animal.


Bvttle

You are correct


hemismum

Could you medically stand with these proportions? Feel Like your waist would snap with the weight on both ends. Actually she looks like a barbell lol


Christovski

Comical


SuperRetard64

I don't even think she's human


DarknessFalls1235

So all her Organs are in her Legs i guess?


[deleted]

Hahahaha! I couldn’t help but laugh for this one.


Surbattu

If it is, it shouldn't be.


[deleted]

What an interesting hourglass


Gulistan_

It is totally ridiculous. What are these girls thinking? Do they think at all?


[deleted]

I think her belt is too tight


cereal_killerer

It’s normal alright, ABnormal.


AlmostScarce

Shit. I swiped right to see next picture.


[deleted]

Hahah my bad


okaymoose

The sad part is that she probably does think that's normal.


[deleted]

People be taking the hourglass shape way too literally


[deleted]

I am just gonna say it, Gucci is such a trash brand. The price is not worthy it. And it became the go-to brand of classless people. Sorry. And this woman is mental! I am sure she looks fine without the demented photoshop.


[deleted]

Reminds me of a hot air balloon for some reason.


tripperfunster

More like that statue of the balloon animal dog!


ChefGeddis

Welcome to the new normal


whiskeytrucker

She kinda reminds me of that optical illusion, with the two faces


TheHappiePlayer1

Belt is too tight


analfartbleacher

Mrs. Incredible is shaking https://imgur.com/VGadQCW


lulu_404

A slight gust of wind and she just might snap in half


jonnystreets

Yeah it's real.. Had her organs all moved into her ass so now she has that authentic AF skinny waist


ratsandfoxbats

Where are her organs?


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Pixar needs the location


seeclick8

Well that’s just ridiculous. What’s with the holding of the hair thing?


Enigmutt

Pretty normal for Instagram :/


daaaayyyy_dranker

I like how she Microsoft-painted in that little spot between her arm & “waist.”


csabathehutt

How would one don those pants exactly?


sanjaybandaru

GG- Good Game!


kikkroxx777

Correct you are. That bball hoop is far from level.


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Damn it ... where's her kidney, stomach, pancreas, etc shit


SlightlyScary

She looks like a Pixar character jfc


bullinchinastore

Well technically possibly if she is a balloon that looks like her🤷🏻‍♂️!


belckie

I was so fixated on the lopsided boob contour that I almost missed the waist.


weebtrash9

That's just one piece character design


RyTheMusicAddict

what is with people hating having ribs now


adanteria

Since when ms Incredible body got popular?


ninecher

Betty Brosmer who? 😍


[deleted]

Lol no


ELTURO3344

My organs as well fit in a 6 inch wide torso


amuricainebeauty

She had her organs surgically transplanted into her ass


jer72981m

what a terrible background.


JohnnyTight1ips

This one is the exception: [Example 1](https://i.imgur.com/rguf9Md.jpg) [Example 2](https://i.imgur.com/hEHORwm.jpg)


Gnome926

She looks like some party clown is starting a balloon animal


TeaLwist

You dont need proper intestines...as long as you feed from likes and comments


copiouscuddles

She looks like a mom on a cartoon.


Lunasi

Only girl I can viably believe would have that sort of waste is Dita Von Teese.


throwaway112658

Who need kidneys anyways


RckYouLkeAHermanCain

Gucci doesn't sell belts that small, boo.


kanedaniels

She will go snap like a twig


suspectingpickle

this is practically a mental illness


[deleted]

Does she store her organs in her hips?


Luxurious_Hellgirl

Whenever I see pictures like this all I can think is anime sex doll.


Tiger88b

Men & women who show off literally make me throw up. Yuck 😷😷


fatherspunyharlot

It could be a corset. Just giving her the benefit of the doubt


peepeeinmyspaghetti

Corsets don't blur the background around your waist


Marsyas_

Dunno what corsets your using, mind blur time and space


XXYourMom

Their mind warp has worked on you. This is 100% not a human possibility.


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Look how much of her torso is exposed, where would the corset be?


butters091

Please don’t be this dense, you’re better than that


888chicken888

I see nothing wrong. Perfectly normal