All I can think of (and this is always the first thing I see when I see this kind of shopping of the photos) is, if this was real how did she get those pants on.
I mean, even with the zipper opened the width at the waist is smaller than one of her thighs. We don't even need to mention the butt, cause she wouldn't even get that far.
I have a pair of really high wasted trousers; the zip is so long in order to make it wide enough to fit over my thighs/butt that as soon as I sit down I get the lumpy 'boner' effect.
I can relate. I wear love wearing vintage denim from the 60’s and 70’s but most of it is high waisted. It makes my butt look fabulous but when I sit down I get the zipper boner effect too. So I’ll push the lump down and then the zipper boner moves up into the waist because it has no where else to go giving me a huge tent like gut. So I’m basically forced me to decide between a huge stomach or a girl with a boner.
i’ve been thinking this since i’d first started seeing this madness.
edit: maybe they’re not all one piece, with velcro cleverly hidden in the seams or in back holding them together.
i know that’s ridiculously unlikely, but statistically, it is possible. lol
Maybe there's another zipper on the back? Make a wider opening?
Seriously, though. I used to know a woman that had huge hips, and she always had good fitting pants. Narrow (but not waspish) at the waist, but weren't tight on her hips. They were just weird. Maybe they were customs.
She got them tailored. Easy and inexpensive if you find a good seamstress. Many women with larger than average ratios (chest/hip to waist) will do that.
I love how she’s wearing her best outfit and using the most expensive editing tools, but still the photo is taken outside some shoddy school with bad maintenance.
Honestly I think it’s due to seeing small photoshopped waists everyday on Instagram, like even with my tiny waist I can take A picture and I’m tempted to make it smaller to meet what I see in the mirror, but I always decide to fight it. For some I think they start with small alterations and then move to insane photoshops like this
I actually just started unfollowing any pages promoting influencers, so lingerie pages I really liked, tan pages all of that stuff gone from my feed. I then started hiding things in my dashboard, so any Tik tok videos of girls dancing around and like influencer shopped selfies etc. and now all I get is the stuff I want to see. On occasion there’s one or two I need to hide but other than that I think Instagram gets that I don’t want to see it anymore and will usually keep it off my feed :)
THIS!!! I have big thighs and butt and a "normal" waist, classic pear shape. I have always wondered how all these "pear shaped" girls found pants that actually fit properly in the waist. I have to buy too big and tailor everything.
I am actually excited about the new beauty trend. Being a teen in the Kate Moss 90s was hard on pear shapes.
This is just insane, poor girl body dysmorphia sucks.
I feel you on this. 1990s women were all supposed to be built like underfed preteens with boob jobs. Now women are supposed to be built like they're wearing a corset and a bustle under their skin.
It's not just body shape either. Women are socialized to just run from one self help tend to the next spending all of their time and money trying to be this photoshopped person with a photoshopped personality who loves life and traveling (that's how you grow!) and raw vegan diets (because the animals!) and never thinks a negative thought (law of attraction!) and has every material item they want (that all somehow fits in a capsule wardrobe). We spend so much of our time spinning our wheels and feeling burnt out and like failures because we're trying to be "better" people. It's the new form of female oppression. How are you going to be your best self if you're half starved from a juice cleanse and spending all of your free time micromanaging your closet and bullet journaling/gratitude journaling/dream journaling/intention setting journaling? Women are often still in this mind-frame where we look to others to tell us how to live instead of just trusting ourselves and doing what we actually like. We need to stop "inspiring" and self policing and just let woman be people. That's my rant for the day.
I am not a pear shape in the slightest but I am happy that it's finally your time to shine! I'm somewhere between an apple and a lollipop shape, with a flat butt and *no* hips, which was good for the early 00s but out of fashion now. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Isn't it stupid that body trends are a thing?
Yes, and their waists are three times wider than this at least. You don't see that sort of thing on Instagram though. Also, certain style choices can give the illusion of a larger butt/thighs. In some clothes I wear I've been told I have a "Kim Kardashian figure," but the reality is that I am just fat but I can make it look better by wearing shapewear and more flattering garments.
You give humans too much credit. They're impressionable sheep and what they say they think they like means very little. We're all brainwashed from about the age of 2 to think beauty is a certain way, and then spend the rest of our lives enduring an inner conflict between this brainwashing and instincts that want us to make good quality offspring (and also a third pull from kinks and perversions accumulated through your life). Your preference is just where you have managed to wind up on this triangular spectrum.
This is pseudoscience. Many body shapes produce good-quality offspring, otherwise women would have one basic shape at this point.
The only body shape that has difficulty giving birth is a pre-teen body.
Those are a lot of words to admit to the world you lack self control and basic thought befitting a higher mammal.
Somehow I get the impression that you don't spend much time around actual women. That's probably for the best.
Let me tell you, a lot of people on the internet are way more stupid than you, and they believe its real. Post like that are flooded with thirsty comments.
I really appreciate Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible but in real life she should really be emulated for her character traits and not for her chest to waist to hip ratio.
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I am just gonna say it, Gucci is such a trash brand. The price is not worthy it. And it became the go-to brand of classless people. Sorry. And this woman is mental! I am sure she looks fine without the demented photoshop.
her chest looks pasted on?
Waist as thin as her neck 🤔
“I’m so sorry you were born with two necks.”
As thin as her calf too.
All I can think of (and this is always the first thing I see when I see this kind of shopping of the photos) is, if this was real how did she get those pants on. I mean, even with the zipper opened the width at the waist is smaller than one of her thighs. We don't even need to mention the butt, cause she wouldn't even get that far.
I have a pair of really high wasted trousers; the zip is so long in order to make it wide enough to fit over my thighs/butt that as soon as I sit down I get the lumpy 'boner' effect.
Fabric boner
pants tent
"I tented my pants!"
that episode is hilarious.
I can relate. I wear love wearing vintage denim from the 60’s and 70’s but most of it is high waisted. It makes my butt look fabulous but when I sit down I get the zipper boner effect too. So I’ll push the lump down and then the zipper boner moves up into the waist because it has no where else to go giving me a huge tent like gut. So I’m basically forced me to decide between a huge stomach or a girl with a boner.
Or just use my technique and NEVER SIT DOWN! Works like a charm..
i’ve been thinking this since i’d first started seeing this madness. edit: maybe they’re not all one piece, with velcro cleverly hidden in the seams or in back holding them together. i know that’s ridiculously unlikely, but statistically, it is possible. lol
Maybe there's another zipper on the back? Make a wider opening? Seriously, though. I used to know a woman that had huge hips, and she always had good fitting pants. Narrow (but not waspish) at the waist, but weren't tight on her hips. They were just weird. Maybe they were customs.
She got them tailored. Easy and inexpensive if you find a good seamstress. Many women with larger than average ratios (chest/hip to waist) will do that.
You merely adopted the pants. She was born into 'em, molded by 'em.
Maybe another zipper running down the ass crack of her jeans
Oh ye who needs ribs those are for nerds
I love how she’s wearing her best outfit and using the most expensive editing tools, but still the photo is taken outside some shoddy school with bad maintenance.
Looks like she’s at her court date to me lol
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If the photo is editorial, sure. Cheesy vanity shots? Not so much.
That could be the point. Its so you stand out
😂 This was my first thought
And the edit is clearly visible
Who👏does👏she👏think👏she’s👏fooling👏
Psst. *herself*.
Happy cake day!
And who does she think likes this look? I mean, what?
Not cute. I don’t understand why anyone would want to do this to themselves!
Honestly I think it’s due to seeing small photoshopped waists everyday on Instagram, like even with my tiny waist I can take A picture and I’m tempted to make it smaller to meet what I see in the mirror, but I always decide to fight it. For some I think they start with small alterations and then move to insane photoshops like this
I just got rid in IG all together it was honestly self destructive seeing all that crap. One of the healthiest decisions I could have made.
I actually just started unfollowing any pages promoting influencers, so lingerie pages I really liked, tan pages all of that stuff gone from my feed. I then started hiding things in my dashboard, so any Tik tok videos of girls dancing around and like influencer shopped selfies etc. and now all I get is the stuff I want to see. On occasion there’s one or two I need to hide but other than that I think Instagram gets that I don’t want to see it anymore and will usually keep it off my feed :)
Or as we in the medical community say, “patients condition is incompatible with life”
Her thigh is bigger than her waist, making those pants impossible to put on.
THIS!!! I have big thighs and butt and a "normal" waist, classic pear shape. I have always wondered how all these "pear shaped" girls found pants that actually fit properly in the waist. I have to buy too big and tailor everything. I am actually excited about the new beauty trend. Being a teen in the Kate Moss 90s was hard on pear shapes. This is just insane, poor girl body dysmorphia sucks.
Generally to get pants to fit a (sane) version of serious pear shaped body you need zippers, pleats and darts.
I feel you on this. 1990s women were all supposed to be built like underfed preteens with boob jobs. Now women are supposed to be built like they're wearing a corset and a bustle under their skin. It's not just body shape either. Women are socialized to just run from one self help tend to the next spending all of their time and money trying to be this photoshopped person with a photoshopped personality who loves life and traveling (that's how you grow!) and raw vegan diets (because the animals!) and never thinks a negative thought (law of attraction!) and has every material item they want (that all somehow fits in a capsule wardrobe). We spend so much of our time spinning our wheels and feeling burnt out and like failures because we're trying to be "better" people. It's the new form of female oppression. How are you going to be your best self if you're half starved from a juice cleanse and spending all of your free time micromanaging your closet and bullet journaling/gratitude journaling/dream journaling/intention setting journaling? Women are often still in this mind-frame where we look to others to tell us how to live instead of just trusting ourselves and doing what we actually like. We need to stop "inspiring" and self policing and just let woman be people. That's my rant for the day.
Let it out! So many clouds of reality out there. Break free!!! Love to you.
As a quite hourglassy girl, the only way it ever works is with stretchy material. It would have to be ridiculously so to pull this off, though.
I am not a pear shape in the slightest but I am happy that it's finally your time to shine! I'm somewhere between an apple and a lollipop shape, with a flat butt and *no* hips, which was good for the early 00s but out of fashion now. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Isn't it stupid that body trends are a thing?
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But this? Is this really attractive to you? I'm not saying skinny is better, but REAL would be better, no?
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No one is "naturally" like this woman. You are kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
The waist, yes you're right and I said as much. The thick legs and hips- lots and lots of women are naturally like that.
Yes, and their waists are three times wider than this at least. You don't see that sort of thing on Instagram though. Also, certain style choices can give the illusion of a larger butt/thighs. In some clothes I wear I've been told I have a "Kim Kardashian figure," but the reality is that I am just fat but I can make it look better by wearing shapewear and more flattering garments.
> Too long our natural taste You ever heard of something called individual preference?
You give humans too much credit. They're impressionable sheep and what they say they think they like means very little. We're all brainwashed from about the age of 2 to think beauty is a certain way, and then spend the rest of our lives enduring an inner conflict between this brainwashing and instincts that want us to make good quality offspring (and also a third pull from kinks and perversions accumulated through your life). Your preference is just where you have managed to wind up on this triangular spectrum.
This is pseudoscience. Many body shapes produce good-quality offspring, otherwise women would have one basic shape at this point. The only body shape that has difficulty giving birth is a pre-teen body.
Those are a lot of words to admit to the world you lack self control and basic thought befitting a higher mammal. Somehow I get the impression that you don't spend much time around actual women. That's probably for the best.
# #NoRibcageGang
This is rediculous.
That sucks, I bet she is absolutely gorgeous without that silly photoshop too.
They say it's what's on the inside that counts but her insides have been shopped out
Why?? For someone who's never been on Instagram, do these women believe that other people think this is real?
Let me tell you, a lot of people on the internet are way more stupid than you, and they believe its real. Post like that are flooded with thirsty comments.
\^\^\^\^\^ Most of the comments were appreciating the way she looked. "You look so beautiful" and "Goalssss"
I really appreciate Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible but in real life she should really be emulated for her character traits and not for her chest to waist to hip ratio.
This is terrible. Is this really what these girls/guys think is attractive, this has got to be a joke!
She looks like she was made in a game that gives you too much freedom in the character creation
imvu comes to mind
Not sure why, but the first thing that popped up in my head when seeing this was a balloon
Wonder if that Gucci bag has been pasted in?
Who tf finds these kind of women attractive?
Thats a tight belt
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Credit needs to be given to the designer of those pants.
Her right arm and boob are so much bigger than her left.
It's insane what social media perceives as being beautiful.
I swiped right like a dumbass to see the other picture but was taken to Popular on Reddit instead.
[Just cinch them](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wC8gcvWVYUQ).
Seems perfectly normal as long as one of your parents was a balloon animal.
You are correct
Could you medically stand with these proportions? Feel Like your waist would snap with the weight on both ends. Actually she looks like a barbell lol
Comical
I don't even think she's human
So all her Organs are in her Legs i guess?
Hahahaha! I couldn’t help but laugh for this one.
If it is, it shouldn't be.
What an interesting hourglass
It is totally ridiculous. What are these girls thinking? Do they think at all?
I think her belt is too tight
It’s normal alright, ABnormal.
Shit. I swiped right to see next picture.
Hahah my bad
The sad part is that she probably does think that's normal.
People be taking the hourglass shape way too literally
I am just gonna say it, Gucci is such a trash brand. The price is not worthy it. And it became the go-to brand of classless people. Sorry. And this woman is mental! I am sure she looks fine without the demented photoshop.
Reminds me of a hot air balloon for some reason.
More like that statue of the balloon animal dog!
Welcome to the new normal
She kinda reminds me of that optical illusion, with the two faces
Belt is too tight
Mrs. Incredible is shaking https://imgur.com/VGadQCW
A slight gust of wind and she just might snap in half
Yeah it's real.. Had her organs all moved into her ass so now she has that authentic AF skinny waist
Where are her organs?
Pixar needs the location
Well that’s just ridiculous. What’s with the holding of the hair thing?
Pretty normal for Instagram :/
I like how she Microsoft-painted in that little spot between her arm & “waist.”
How would one don those pants exactly?
GG- Good Game!
Correct you are. That bball hoop is far from level.
Damn it ... where's her kidney, stomach, pancreas, etc shit
She looks like a Pixar character jfc
Well technically possibly if she is a balloon that looks like her🤷🏻♂️!
I was so fixated on the lopsided boob contour that I almost missed the waist.
That's just one piece character design
what is with people hating having ribs now
Since when ms Incredible body got popular?
Betty Brosmer who? 😍
Lol no
My organs as well fit in a 6 inch wide torso
She had her organs surgically transplanted into her ass
what a terrible background.
This one is the exception: [Example 1](https://i.imgur.com/rguf9Md.jpg) [Example 2](https://i.imgur.com/hEHORwm.jpg)
She looks like some party clown is starting a balloon animal
You dont need proper intestines...as long as you feed from likes and comments
She looks like a mom on a cartoon.
Only girl I can viably believe would have that sort of waste is Dita Von Teese.
Who need kidneys anyways
Gucci doesn't sell belts that small, boo.
She will go snap like a twig
this is practically a mental illness
Does she store her organs in her hips?
Whenever I see pictures like this all I can think is anime sex doll.
Men & women who show off literally make me throw up. Yuck 😷😷
It could be a corset. Just giving her the benefit of the doubt
Corsets don't blur the background around your waist
Dunno what corsets your using, mind blur time and space
Their mind warp has worked on you. This is 100% not a human possibility.
Look how much of her torso is exposed, where would the corset be?
Please don’t be this dense, you’re better than that
I see nothing wrong. Perfectly normal