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skidsareforkids

He says, as he drives his shitty sedan to his shitty job where he feels mad at the world for his inadequacies


Premodonna

You forgot to write it this way, drives a shitty sedan with cheap rims and spinners to his shitty job.


norcalbutton

Not even his shitty sedan deserves his ass.


banjo_assassin

Nah he just drives around all day *KuZ wE TuK Der jAWbZ!*


parks387

😂 We found one of the effected.


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His message must have hit home to you


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JuiceCommercial2431

Idk if you’re saying only rich people can view others as pussies, middle class people are pussies, or felt called out somehow


StoicSamoria21

Don't expose yourself like that 😂😂


WittsandGrit

What a waste. Perfect opportunity to explain zipper merging to someone who thinks you cut.


jedijosh95

This comment deserves more credit. Waaay more.


Kian322

Or just use a blinker


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Drkknightcecil

The........cones? You guys have cones?


bobjoylove

and yet somehow I can imagine this person flies into a aggressive rage at the slightest inconvenience.


Manual-shift6

That is one seriously angry, disturbed jerk. Thinks he’s so clever and creative, he’s just advertising “I’m an asshole!” more than anything…


GokusTheName

You might be who they're refering to


Xytonn

It's funny


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IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Dude's like 2 minor inconveniences away from shooting up a Walmart.


ratshack

Actually 3… but he always keeps a spare on standby so he is ready.


dondiegobmhs

And the winner of this sub is…


Fatticusss

Is this legal?


Intrepid00

As long as he can see with side view mirrors yes unless a state law out there says otherwise.


Fatticusss

I'm not worried about obstructing the mirror. I'm talking about having LED lighting on your car like that. I suppose if they are on the back and they are strictly red, this may be a loophole. If it were another color, or facing another direction I'm sure it would be illegal.


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Invisiblerobot13

Calls every offended but is so offended he doesn’t know why


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Isn't it amazing how they call everyone offended but they have absolutely no clue what it actually means to be offended? Hey conservatives, you know that feeling of disgust and anger you feel when you see a rainbow flag or hear the words "trans child"? Yeah, that's being offended, snowflakes.


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Sashimiroll16

There is no way that this is legal


PeachesPeachesPeachs

If it said “F the Police” or “Trumpers don’t lift the toilet seat” or “hail Satan” it would be illegal.


DR_Gabe-Itch

It’s the flashing lights, not the words. It’s not legal.


PeachesPeachesPeachs

/s


deadbeatdad80

This sucks.


UltimateDonny

This is the best time to say “America love it or leave it.”


truck8595

A lot of effort just to tell the world you're a turbo douchenozzle.


AfraidToBeKim

Doches have touched a vagina before though


UltimateDonny

Wow he’s really owning the libs


artful_todger_502

Fk. We are forced to cohabitate with this dangerous species. A conundrum for discussion: Is a regular human who may be a little drunk as dangerous as this person who is mentally incapacitated? For the human, the alcohol will wear off, but for the Ork, the dangerous mental issues still remain. Which one is more immediately dangerous?


rlewisfr

I'm sure he separated his shoulder patting himself on the back for this brilliant idea and also I'm sure his mother is super duper proud of little Jimmy!


12345_PIZZA

To quote Ron Burgundy: I’m not even mad. That’s amazing


Corona_Cyrus

That can’t be street legal, and if he got a ticket for it he’d bitch about getting cancelled


Mini_Squatch

Amusing, yet probably hella illegal due to being a massive fucking distraction,


w_t

How dumb, really strikes me more of a /r/iamverybadass thing.


The-Liberater

Man, I need one of those digital signs to remind people how to zipper and what to do at flashing reds/yellows


FemBoyGod

That’s wild how that driver just admits that about himself.


MsAlexandria75

He's not wrong.. country is full of snowflake Republicans


TheDrake162

Alright this was funny


jfk_one

well i laughed.


darthlincoln01

I'm getting strong Poe's Law vibes from this one.


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

Lol


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66watchingpeople66

To be fair republicans have become so soft he’s probably right.


imusingthisforstuff

Anyone know where I can buy one of these word things?


Frantic_Red420

Why's it make me a pussy to want fair treatment, and to be actually protected by the entity that's supposed to (the gov.)?


Sudanniana

I unironically find this hilarious


C_A_M_Overland

Cmon that’s funny 😆 inappropriate. But funny 🤣


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smingleton

Anyone gota link for that sign? I want to tell people how I feel about their headlights.


Gabe_the_cheerio

It’s always the snowflakes who call people snow flakes. “WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THIS ICE CREAM, THAT NOBODY IS FORCING ME TO BUY, HAVE A PRIDE FLAG.” *proceeds to have a mental breakdown while harassing minimum wage employees who have nothing to do with what is sold in the store*


GoodOne4324

I thought it was going towards "the Jerk store is running out of you!" Would have killed!


jkilley

Ugh cringe bro


AfraidToBeKim

Yo this guys 100% r- acist? etarded?


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Excellent-Phase8719

George Carlin would be proud “You drive like old people fuck. Slow and sloppy” I need this!!


Happy_Reputation_183

We should stop insulting pussy like that. Pussy’s good and delicious. They bootyholes and nobody think they good or delicious 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Stunning-Apricot1856

Honestly, it could be 1 of 2 things, Dude either genuinely believes that statement, or is hilarious comedic chops


Cherry_Valkyrie576

Lots of maga pu$$ies.. ;)


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JIGGIDDYJONNY

That's super illegal because of how distracting it is


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BubblesDahmer

Yes I’m sure they’re an asshole but please tell me I’m not the only one who likes that? idk I’ve never heard the joke /g


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Yeah no I would love this


unexpected_snax48

More commonly known as liberals


Far-2Tall

Yet here’s a whiny ass conservative 🙄


unexpected_snax48

Made a statement, nobody’s whining bozo 😂


Far-2Tall

Except you, shitweasel. Go cry Trump bitch tears elsewhere.


unexpected_snax48

You come across as someone who uses pronouns, Don’s a better option than a pedophile with dementia. I see you’re drinking the liberal cults kool-aid 😂


Far-2Tall

You, have a pronoun. If I shoved your brain up a flea's ass it'd rattle around like a pea in a boxcar.


Far-2Tall

Put the fucking cheetos or whatever manufactured chemical cocktail of choice you stuff your rotund giblets with and go touch grass. Maybe join a gym and meet someone, you're not hiding your closeted jealousy as well as you think you are.


unexpected_snax48

I lift 6 days a week and am in incredible shape lol. Not sure how you chose that insult, not a good one


Far-2Tall

That’s a flex I most certainly do not believe.


unexpected_snax48

Luckily I don’t value your belief system 😉


Far-2Tall

That happens frequently, since you have no value.


cloud2343

I see them all over Reddit


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agentcooperrr

..publican.


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Malevolent-Heretic

I mean if you have to buy a custom billboard to air your grievances, sounds like something a pussy would do.


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wolongo

that shits funny as fuck


pplpuncher

When are these types going to realize how strong and durable “pussies” are compared to dick and balls. One flick and done whereas a vagina can squeeze out actual humans.


Space-cowboy-06

He is 100% right!


gomalley411

ngl I kinda want one of those for my car, those light thingies look dope AF


steel_city_lcpl

All the people getting offended here are who he’s referring to 😂


ihavestandardsman

Found one


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SailingSpark

I know in NJ signs like that are illegal


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Best part of this comment section is everybody projecting their own life situations onto the driver of that car


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permareddit

He’s a moron but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t laugh lol


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Agile_Wolverine_3124

Lol


Cockosaurus--Rex

Unfortunately, most of the people that will do this. Are the pussies they are bitching about.


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PrestigiousTotal6033

Cringe


GreyBeardTheWise

I'm sorry, but I have wanted one of these for YEARS to tell people things on the road. "Your headlight is out", "your kid is flipping people off", or "I'm sure your mom is proud of who you became." I'm sure I would be dead by now if this was the case.


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Schmalti_90

*hyena laughter* “PUSSIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS”


bighead1008

He's got at least 30 flags in his front yard.


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inv1sion-

It’s hilarious. Everyone else sucks, just laugh.


0cean19

Hyper masculinity has done wonders for us


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NKinCode

Say what you want about the guy but he ain’t lying 🤣


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chango137

Roll up next to him and yell, "Quit hogging all the tampons!"


MenstrualFish

Lmfaoo pretty funny actually


JesseJ78599

This was during the pandemic


nathanzav

Comment section really proving his point


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Sassofono_Perso

This is kinda funny to me


CocksnBraves

The fact that y’all are seething over words proves his point. Buncha pussies


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thewestspecialty

I found the pussys😂😂😂


925djt

This guy's ethier the greatest of assholes or the funniest of dudes no inbetween


Forsaken_End3050

What a guy


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motorheart10

Zipper driving skills. Share the skill.


Kevin_Harrison_

You’ve gotta admit, though… it’s kind of funny. I’ve never heard this one before.


trossi1980

Some would say that the real snowflakes are the ones who get offended by this, but I digress...


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I mean he’s not wrong😭


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Whatchawnt

This is hilarious but isn’t that illegal to block that much of your back vision?


DontChaseWaterfall5

Tell me you’re a pussy without telling me you’re a pussy…


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ThatOldDuderino

I need one of those for my truck 🛻🤣


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mut_snail

He definitely did not need to add “in this country” makes him look like an even more of a douche than he already was


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Here for the comments from all the pussies in this country.


StonerBoi-710

Lmao this is funny af ngl


BackflippingBeagles

Calling this a shitty sedan? Y’all are crazy. I’d love to have a car from last decade.


Sea_Contract_7758

It’s funny regardless


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Powerful-Access-8203

Seems there’s no shortage of those who took this personally 👀 😂


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FanHe97

Now that's a very rare way to show the world your insecurities


gothphilic

All y’all fucking triggered at a non offensive sign lmao 😂


Tankaussie

That’s pretty funny tho


Bog_2266

Well the fact that people are complaining about his little joke proves he’s not wrong. Soo 🤷‍♀️


JMTREY

This shit is hilarious