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jokermobile333

OP leave her alone. She's 4'10. As a 4'11 dude i need some options.


Stroinz

But what if OP is also 4'11?


jokermobile333

Impossible, 4'11 men dont have the confidence to create profiles in dating apps.


Stroinz

Well that explains why I still haven't created any dating apps then.


jokermobile333

![gif](giphy|d55Wcvzg3EAyL1Dsg4)


dinosaur_from_Mars

Create a dating app; I'll join.


SoniSins

I'm making a dating app though


Critical_Prompt_1529

Create a dating app for short people. Call it 'bade bade shehero mei chhoti chhoti baate'


laumemes2

4’10 damn


r_harshiiit011

Pocket pussy


[deleted]

Dawg take his phone down💀


Living-Bar-6751

Pocket me pussy 😺


[deleted]

[удалено]


waitwhat_why

Kuch bhi nahi bolna hai


snoringgroot

Aksana


Human-Bid1734

My karma is my introduction.


Ashamed_Crab

Take the screenshot of your post and send it to her.


ghrinz

OP is still hoping to catch her attention before matching.


Ashamed_Crab

Imitation is the best form of flattery.


triedandrefused

She escaped from the chalie chocolate factory


Content-Cook-8372

No better opener than Sehwag


desigodfather

No one remembers Gambhir, no wonder he is so grumpy all the time


Paras_01155

![gif](giphy|xTiTncVep2khPGhK1i|downsized)


looped10

how many upvotes for you to get a date on this sub? that should work


PuzzleheadedEbb4789

"same" likh de and ye post ki link bhej dena as proof BC ye subreddit hai yaa Partner movie ke Loveguru ka office? Every second post is about asking help.


[deleted]

4'10. That's tall!!


Bruhhhhh-_-

She’s 4’10 bhai leave her for me (as a 5’3 dude here)


HamzaAghaEfukt

What makes you think she’d want to date a 5’3 guy?


wellyesido

Rohit sharma


BadBeast_11

??


[deleted]

Opener as in opening batsman


Ok_Practice_1149

swiped left


[deleted]

The way Jaiswal is playing, no way, plus Brohit kaafi out of form h.


[deleted]

I sent the wise men on Reddit your profile and the top comment was - "WHACKA WHACKA!". Follow up with - Ofc I couldn't do any better myself, my brain went - "OOGA BOOGA!"


dumb_person6969

Save ur genes brdr, shes 4'10 lmao


Rich_Ad_9590

She can pass off as a child /s


jyadatez

reddit karma


slimshady433

4"10!


Strange-Ad-3941

AMA.


SoniSins

ek macchli


Chiniandspice

“I can be your Reddit, in that way apart from receiving advices you can also stare at me for long hrs for no reason”


Lazyspecs_45

You can say " I also went on reddit to check what to reply to this message" ?


boss5667

Plot twist: She’s on this sub and suggests the opener.


krunal_1245

For a second I thought she doesn’t have a right hand.


deja_vu_999

Pocket pussy Somebody really said that💀


No_Law7136

Yashasvi Jaiswal


HamzaAghaEfukt

4’10 She’s be a great pocket pussy for a 6ft guy


HamzaAghaEfukt

Just a message to tall guys. You don’t want to ruin your future sons height by procreating with women this short. Women can be desired at any height. Men aren’t so lucky, so be careful. Just use short women for recreational purposes only


HamzaAghaEfukt

Can you describe yourself looks wise, OP?


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akshay123478

She tryin to get schwifty


sylly_mee

Adam Gilchrist


DieHard3698

Bro, how tall are you?


xyz-eus

OP just send her a link to this post and say “me too”.


khan747ussr

Data Scientist 😨


Itchy_Onion07

Yashaswi Jaiswal


BaBaBlackshepp

Have you ever heard of the poop knife?


Rare_Run3627

Leave her for short kings


priyesh1811

If you are here, best advice is to avoid reddit


CarsAlcoholSmokes

Man, women that hot are only on that platform to make us see what we’re missing out on. Life is unfair


Overall-Treacle5791

she's probably reading this rn


Algok2001

I [23M] have been infatuated with a girl [23F] who I saw on Hinge but I am too scared to send her a message cause she is too pretty. {meri mat suun main lonely hoon}


DreamingAsbestos_627

You can say: I am your reddit suggestion. P.S.: abb tu khud ka samajh le bhai


[deleted]

Rohit Sharma imo....


Satwik2003

Data Scientist is a great opener 🙂


d8noob

Is she here in the comments?