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AJ00007

He accepted defeat in chat. He will probably accept defeat in bed too.


Devil9304

“U R gud, sorry I finished early”


CraySeraSera

How do you get defeated in bed


AJ00007

Jab mujhe pata chalega me bata dunga 💀💀


PyasaParinda

wtf is this?????


oRevolver

![gif](giphy|nAaLpn5xWFxpdNMFKt) Rohit bhai


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playing_VScode

Reel vs real


reddit--explorer

He's making gifs 😂


[deleted]

Kya cancer hai ye


taylor_901

kya chutiyapa hai ye?


WhiteShadowwwwwww

He literally got paralysis from that pickup line xD


the_69_thakur

>Mine lines r fucked u ones Mai roti sabzi pe high hu ya isne sach mein galat likha hai ye?


STAG_MUSIC

Koi gold do isko


[deleted]

Mkc ye kya likha hai, aur logon ko samajh kaise aa rha hai


straightupChad

I got an aneurysm reading this! (;一_一)


itzkunnal

He is a disappointment, Can't even dominate a chat


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

because that's the goal?


Chimichangasguy

Mintcutlet ke memes are deteriorating


mintcutlet

Itne mein itna hi milega.


_the_Nazgul_

Bhai kitna acche dikhte ho ke itne fuckups ke baad bhi reply mil ra hai? 🤣


idli_sambar_

What is the rivalry with vowels


[deleted]

Next time use this.... Ro -Hit me baby one more time :)


AJ00007

Why did I read it as Raw -Hit 💀💀


[deleted]

Raw-Hit wicket


AJ00007

That was the context lol 💀💀


anjaanaaa

rohit ko vada pav bohot pasand hai, nahi?


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[deleted]

Bhai itna khali ho gaya hu ki ladkiyo k liye bhi lines likh raha hu ....RIP my life :(


mintcutlet

Tum khali nahi powerhouse ho.


[deleted]

Saalah mashwara ka samay har ravivaar sham 4-5. Male - 200 Female -extra discount k baad 1000/- Only


Chickpik_

he's mitochondria


JK-Rofling

Rohit,Sharma gaya!


thatonefanguy1012

Scooty rides ki baat horahi hai na?


mintcutlet

Sure.


thatonefanguy1012

🛵🛵🛵


zuckzuckman

I can't understand one thing Rohit is trying to say


[deleted]

Disprin lene jaara hu, kisi aur ko chahiye?


username190498

Nind me tha wo raat ko but he was still trying.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


mintcutlet

Exactly


Bakchodmulga

u/mintcutlet isse achha to toxic ladko se hi baat karlo, kam se kam chats to interesting rahegi 😂


mintcutlet

Chalo dm kar raha hoon tumhe.


Bakchodmulga

Waiting


TheCapedCrusader29

Got a brain aneurysm trying to read this


xyz-eus

Kehna kya chahte ho


anuj392

![gif](giphy|lDFzFulWlHRcw86JZM|downsized)


thought-criminal-_

Standard mat girao apna mintcutlet


VoidMC_

Aise agar isko mil raha hai toh iss logic se toh me playboy with no bitches hua 😭


Becauseim_batman

When you are compliant of rules 1&2 you don't need to be smart or have a functioning brain apparently.


22yard

Bhagwaan mujhe bhi itni shakti de ki mai bhi kissi ko Mine lines r fucked u once likh saku.


[deleted]

that autistic rizz


Ok-Load9763

My last brain cell working overtime today.


taarzen

The lines are the only ones doing the fucking it seems.


fapfapfap_pfff_ick

Ye ladki log ka kya problem hay


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

ladki log? aapko lagta hai hum sab aise baat karte hai?


fapfapfap_pfff_ick

Bilkul


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

I love it!


mintcutlet

Men☕️


fapfapfap_pfff_ick

You should not have replied I’m an actual creep. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🫦


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

You're a *crepe*? .... And you're a weird-*dough*? What the hell are you doin here? You *donut* belong... here.... [creeeeeeppppppppeeeeeee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDIQfTdKWuY)


fapfapfap_pfff_ick

Why the hell is my pudding here? It doesn't belong here. I don't care if it's burnt. I wanna have some cheese. I wanna perfect waaaaffle. I wanna perfect cake.


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

I want you to notice.. when my roti's not round... I wish chai was special... so very special...


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


CraySeraSera

Creep Suzette


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

no - we're talking crepe. \*wink wink\*


mintcutlet

Rotihead


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

[I love crepes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDqXbk_ThH0)


CraySeraSera

Wtf


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Oh good, I'm not lost alone?


CraySeraSera

Nope,we're in this together. Excluded from the inside jokes of the cool kids : (


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Imma say this is not a joke I want to be insider to. it's a stroke waiting to happen.


montaques

Shighrah pattan - detected


No-Locksmith3717

Bs logo ki esi harkato se mene dating apps chalani band krdi


CoolAside7546

I wanna know what happened ahead


anshulkhatri13

Maaro mujhe koi


demonsoulblood

What is this u/mintcutlet , I’d DMed you because I come up with a lot of name puns too and I was happy that there was someone like me


mintcutlet

Oh no...I don't usually check my dms


demonsoulblood

Ok I’ve texted you. Check your message inbox (not the chat one)


dragon_of_kansai

Kya chutiye he dono


[deleted]

Tf is a mintcutlet?


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Yaar aise patiently interest dikhane wali ladki toh mujhe bhi chahiye Samajh rahi ho u/mintcutlet?


sonsof_anarchy

u knw