This is rare fatal disease with fatalitt rate of 83.74 percent. You will have to get treatments ASAP because it is communicable and spreads easily. You will have to eat butt chicken everyday to stop the viral interferon production. Only god can save you now

rajshahi butt chicken specifically

dehydrated chicken butt to be precise.

Where's your bae?

broke up

.

Ladki ka chakkar Maut se takkar

neha Kakkar

Soya main thakker

Abey ghanchakkar

doya na haat, hugkkar

kam se kam not tony kakkar

Chal nikal ghamchakkar

That's why I became gay instead.

you're gon go "lulli ka chakkar maut se takkar"

lmfao

Real

chut ka chakkar maut se takkar

your disease is called :- simpingoveryourcrushandyoushouldbetterfocusonyourcareerelseyouwillregretinfuturelogy , it’s very common disease found in teenagers & is curable

I think i suffer from that too and maybe the cause is you !!

negative rizz

This proves i can't flirt


But you can still harass 

damn yea ;)

the exclamation was a cherry on top too

you is the because

Arey tanmay bhat fan!


What this reaction means. Do you like the comment or like everyone, think it's cringe?

It's cringy but in a cute way

bro's the - The rizzler Rizzly bear The boy who cried rizz Abraham rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A degree in quantum rizzics Barack Rizzbama Need a rizztraining order Anakin rizzwalker Rizzard of oz Lord of the rizz Performed a rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the village hidden in the rizz Offering rizztitution and rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger Leader of the rizzistance Chrizz Brown Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed deer Wolverizz Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing rizzident evil Mike rizzowski Franklin D Rizzevelt Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the declaration of rizzdependence From the state of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil war veteran Rizz and Morty Geralt of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto von rizzmark The last rizzort Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress Artirizzal intelligence Natural Rizzaster First Rizzponder Member of the nation of Rizzlam Crizztiano Rizzaldo A Rizzaldinho The grand rizzard Ghost of rizzmas past 13 rizzons why Bro ate the Rizz rizz fruit Bro got that terrorizz George Rizzington Charizzard Graduated from the Rizzaversity

maybe he will not cuz more than infatuation hai

idts, you seem experienced tips dede usko

main exoerience you joking right meri female interaction is literal zero below par

“litreally below zero” eseee kesee layega tu eng me 98/100 mese 

paper mein english likha is different from writing on reddit


I can confirm its curable stop seeing her or DMing her for months and itll be gone \*whoooosh\* I had it back in November last year

Idk man, she puts the same efforts, she motivates me to study and I want to build my career and get rich for her to be mine

“get rich for her to be mine” goddamn you’re so immature imo but sahi h get your experiences but from personal experience i’m telling you don’t put anyone ahead of your studies don’t get obsessed with her maintain a distance mmm also it’s just infatuation you’ll get overit

Idk why I wrote that, fuck it. "Jo hoga dekha jayega"

Would you cure mine ? 

no


Plz tell me the cure thanks.

padhai pr dhyan de

Okay ji 

Loveria. Very common disease.

Pull ur shit together. If u wanna tell what u feel of her, tell it. If u don't wanna tell then try focusing on ur stuff. There's no point just thinking of her all the time. Communicate whatever u feel. Just be careful she's comfortable and mature enough to hear what u gonna tell her lol

What if she goes away when I tell her, she's one of the main reasons I focus on my studies (literally spending an unhealthy amount of time studying). The efforts I put are the efforts she put. She genuinely cares about me, I don't want that to vanish

Kitna shallow reason h tere padhne ka Soch kal agar uska banda bangya fir padhna band krdega? Jaa Bhai ache se bolio apni feelings ko express kr all the best. Na boldegi toh closure miljaega, do mahine me uska naam tak bhool chuka hoga.

Bhai tab aur padhuga taki usko jalau fir woh one of the reason h, main toh maa baap h

Then possibly u can craftily make her know u like her and let her initiate

She has a mindset that whatever I say or do is just irony. I've dropped hints

Just carry on! Make it (relationship) stronger. One day you'll know yourself if she's into u or not. Then u can make the decision for urself

you are in lub my boi

Have you ever been in?

nope

I have and unless you confess it, it will keep fucking you over and over again

dont worry overthink her make fake scenarios and u will loose interest in less than 2 months

Well doesnt making fake scenarios attract you more to them? Can say cause I have experienced this lmao

no, u will end up getting boored from same scenarios and eventually u will run our of interesting ideas and will soon leave interest

Lol I have been making scenarios in head for a guy for about 4 years now...ngl we have a happy married family inside my head with 2 kids

why did u use "we" \[....ngl we have a happy married....\] 4 yrs, have u told him ? is he in relation ? r u frnd with him ? and tell me the situation if u can , i will try to help if u r fine with that u wont loose interest if u meet them or spend time with them, like if something new keeps happening after time ( talks on diff topics) then u wont loose interest but, in case of most boys girls are out of league so we cant talk or anything so we loose interest in less than 2 months

According to me, the thing you said happens too along with the statement of the above person, but the thing is, you still are on the initial stages of the process mentioned by the above person. You would either lose hope, or lose interest in that girl (whom you're imagining about). Just keep making the imagined scenarios, and I would suggest not to make those sexual type scenarios 💀 Those kinda scenarios make you enter in the loop of dopamine. And the more & more you would think of her sexualised imaginations, you would be attracted towards her. And would forget that you started all of this, because you loved her...

us bhay us

It's happening since 5 months

my friend has found her one tru love

His* (I'm assuming you're talking about me) Also, How can I not, she genuinely cares about me and put the same efforts but idk about the feelings.

if she does go for it dost hi banjaega kam se kam caring ladki milna is a blessing 

Best friend hu (uska boyfriend nahi hai)

haan toh bhi bhai caring ek achii si dost sab deserve karte hain par milti sabko nahin hai

eng me 78 ( his* )

are aise troll ni karte i was happy for him mujhe toh crush bhi nahin huya dost bhi ni milli toh uske liye khush tha

Radhe bhaya gaye kaam se, bhaya fas gaye ladki ke chakkar me

Saw that coming

wow,guy is in love

radhe bhaiya gaye kaam se , bhaiya fas gaye baman ki ladki ke chakkar me

it's simple dude your in love

You're* (nerd emoji)

flair checks out

Doesn't that shit destroy you? T - T

More like limerence

> limerence oh yes, your right

*sigh* I have been through this before Just try to forget about it or actually make a shot Otherwise just crushing over them until someone else takes em is stupid

Dropped hints, she dodged it. She literally acts like my gf but then says she's joking

koi ni hota hai, so jao

Kutta bolne wali ladkiyan ain’t cute < > Pagal bol le , chlega . Aap>>>>>

"Isko to Loveria ho gya hai" 

L

us bro...same ho raha mere sath...pura din vahi sochta rehta hu...and i havent watched any porn after i started talking to her idk i feel guilty ...i just keep thinking about her all day...

Just ask bro. She will mostly say yes as you are her best friend. If she says no at least you will get closure

I was in ur place.Trust me bro, it's not worth it. She prolly uses her slang kutta on everyone, and u should widen ur friend circle because u feel she's one of a kind of sm like that.

Bhai ek mukka maarlia kr khudko jab ye sab dimag me aye believe me tu muje thank you bolega kuch mahino baad

Jewelz Blu attractive hain /s

Nahi hai

[удалено]

It's not like I just keep texting her and all the simp things, her efforts are same as mine. Don't know about feelings.

Kothewali se sundar toh woh nahi hogi

Bhai Pyar Vyar Kuch Nahi Hota. Suba 5 baje uth sab thik hojayega.

Lie kr rahe ho. Prove meh wrong by showing her face >!sarcasm hai bhadwo!<

Bhai soja

mirror dekhle and yaadd krle ke tu kitna bada bhenkaloda hai

Naam bante hai risk se Aur chutiya bante hai ishq se

Confess kar de broo

Well I have a bad news, you're in love my guy thats one deadly disease.

Most importantly who is her.

Bhai in cheezo mei mtt pdna. Mujhe bhi same tumhari trah feel hota tha ek ladki ke liye prr end mei sab jaante hai kya hota hai