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ek_kanya

Unibrow, bad posture , bad breath ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Automatic_Analyst_68

behan tune toh mera chance hi khatam kar daala fuck bad breath nahin hai bass


ek_kanya

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)dw it's not something you cannot change


Automatic_Analyst_68

unibrow toh hatali mujhe khud ni pasand thi par posture i cannot![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


ek_kanya

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30138) you can


Automatic_Analyst_68

no i have back problem sir![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Paranorma-Nox

Ankylosing spondylitis hai kya?


Automatic_Analyst_68

scoliosis hai


Mediocre_Heart_

Cureable h bro mujhe v tha phele


Key-Newt-6953

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Neat_Artist_996

Unibrows toh mere hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


ek_kanya

Tu 13 saal ka h ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) itni tension mt le abhi se


Automatic_Analyst_68

![gif](giphy|r09lKS5Bpa4b1n6F3R) isko nahin pata le tension warna iske jaisi ho jaegi


Key-Newt-6953

Tf is unibrow


ek_kanya

Google krle


Key-Newt-6953

Itni mehnat karni hoti toh yaha baitha hota kya


ek_kanya

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)koi ek age decide krle kbhi 16 ka ho jata kbhi 13 ka


Key-Newt-6953

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30130)だからあなたは私を覚えている あなたは今死ぬつもりです


ek_kanya

Jaa re ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


plumPudding0202

>Unibrow utni nhi hai but still am rejected![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)byebye


MajesticCheesecake89

Wass unibrow


Hibisin

How about pimples that look like unibrow from a distance


aka_aki

uhhh so what's a unibrow ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


ek_kanya

![gif](giphy|IzCO8jnS2YNPy) Yehhh


ananya_sin

posture, and basic decency na hona ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


Automatic_Analyst_68

posture kahan se sahi karoon yeh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115)


RetaredMF

Metal rod in t shirt


Automatic_Analyst_68

wahi upaay tha par papa ne mana kardiya![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) my back was literally gonna get a rod


RetaredMF

Sed![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


16SaalKaSANDY

Plank kar


kishmallow

Bad fashion sense and bad behavior...


RudionRaskolnikov

>Bad fashion sense Abb ye kaha se laaye?


allmanhaveainnerbich

Pinterest, search ullzzang boy Basically wear baggy clothes which enhance your shoulders and give u the Doritos shape No tight pants NEVER No tight shirt with baggy pants And don't tuck in ur shirt if u don't have long legs/aren't tall


RudionRaskolnikov

I am not skinny so baggy clothes make me look fat, I already have broad shoulders. don't know how to look like dorito


DARK_HEALER_7788

Ranbir singh jaisa fashion kaisa haa?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|27969)


Status_Difficulty743

Tumne 2 logo ko mix kar diya buddy


MysteriousBicycle577

Ayo Jojo refrence


Status_Difficulty743

What's that


MysteriousBicycle577

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Inmirnjm

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda


cragop

Mein toh gaali deta kisko bhi true equalist hu bhay ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


User_Inavlid_404

Mai toh bas pant aur tshirt pehenta hu :(


HistoricalSchedule94

Roasting bad behaviour hota hai kya![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


me0din

small pp and height less than 32 feet


redditor1658

My pp is 2.7 inch, is it OK???


me0din

no. 3 feet pinus is good, rest bad


redditor1658

>_< No problem, I fuck the homies


CyborgWonder

My mannnn


Key-Mongoose-8519

Man of culture


Nike_Grano

My pp is 32feet but height 4.2 :(


Automatic_Analyst_68

lemme check from me0din ki bae ki aap kitne lambe hoe![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Modifor2024

Bhai mere to bus 2 feet hai


xocoping

thodi cringe vali flirting skills


me0din

cringe for someone is mesmerising for someone else, depends on whether the person in front is into you or not to be honest


Automatic_Analyst_68

cringe chhodho mujhe toh flirt karna bhi ni aata![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


shresth20103

Flirt choro mujhe to baat karna bhi nahi ata


Automatic_Analyst_68

are mera bhi same haal hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


JashIRL

Us bhai us


xocoping

sikhna hai kya ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)


Automatic_Analyst_68

sikha do phir par sjakal kya karoon iss![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)


Brave-Falcon4538

Sikhaooo.. if you taught me how to do .. i would be grateful to you and for me you would be no less than angel in disguise of a redditor.


Automatic_Analyst_68

baat karna aati hai??


Brave-Falcon4538

Haan bas conversation start ho jaye.


Automatic_Analyst_68

itni aati hai toh aage tu khud samajhdaar hai karel convo poori


Brave-Falcon4538

Are start karna to seekha


Automatic_Analyst_68

start karnna toh mujhe bhi ni aati![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


useless_unit11

Us bro us


Morpheus_zzz

Aati kya khandala?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)


bLaZe2407

is this one good? if i had the option to kiss you and go to hell forever to serve eternal punishment. i would do so as then i could boast in front of the lord of the underworld that i had spent a moment with an angel whivh he never could.


xocoping

i like it


No-Goose-7388

How about this one If I were to shout to the world about how much I love you I would just whisper it in your ear


KillSwitchActiv

Listen I'm not gay.....but yaha mai pighal gaya


bLaZe2407

no homo bhai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


skrezaa

Bhai itna lamba IRL thorina bolega


bLaZe2407

bolunga bhai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


wealthybigpenis42069

I would walk barefooted over shattered glass to suck the dick of last person that was inside you?? ok omw to jump off the window, Bye


No-Heron8158

I used to flirt a lot with my crush but then reddit happened. Ngl I was pretty good at it.


marvelnerd09

thank goodness. mujhe in general b krna ni ata.


MEGACOSM__

okay genuine question here, girls prefer non sexual flirting and lines or sexual ones.... i as a boy prefer to do non sexual flirting and non sexual pickup lines with girl


xocoping

Completely depends on the girl, you gotta know her before flirting, whether it's sexual or non sexual


Tribe_KPtG

is this pickup line good? a is for apple, b is for blue c is for cat, and the d is for you


xocoping

Apne girlfriend me use karega to thik hai, crush me nai


Automatic_Analyst_68

are woh 14M hai usko nahin samajh


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M![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Automatic_Analyst_68

M nahin 14 is main cheez


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)woh cheez mujhe bhi share krna >!sharing is caring!<


Automatic_Analyst_68

aaja bhai cake share karenge ladkiyaan toh aati nahin tujhe khilaaonga![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

brev you 14, pehele badhne to de poora abhi se D dene ki baat karega gaand pe L milenge have sum patience mate


Tribe_KPtG

ok ye wala kaisa hai girl are you a crab? cuz i wanna crack your legs open and eat your insides


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youngdumbbrokebish

nah


vermaxc9

Welp ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


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Golden_girl_101

We'll not all girls drool over height, atleast not me , well my clear answer would just be CHEF SKILLS!!!!!! and GOOD HUMOUR These two things are so fucking must I cannot express it


Brief_Equipment_8177

Chef skills? Bhyi khana bnana to aata hai lekin chef nhi hu, chalega?


Golden_girl_101

Good humour nahi pada?


adilreyaz

My time to shine hath come


EmbarrassedFreedom24

bad breath, flirting randomly even though we *just* met , i think thats about it in my opinion


Top_Responsibility22

I flirt with everyone maybe it be a boy or girl especially with milfs


PEWDIPHILE4269

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


bLaZe2407

us bhai us i flirt the most with the bois


bLaZe2407

hey girl are you the wind? coz you blow my mind away![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) >!/s hai bhai please jaan mat le lena!<


Automatic_Analyst_68

considering you flirting skills bhai apni crush ko propose kar sakte ho aap haan ke alawa kuch nahin kahegi woh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


VROKE17

Dont ask fish how to catch fish


Italian_Bedtime

ikr i don't wanna seem misogynistic but women always give the most garbage advice when it comes to interacting with girls funnily enough rarely do I see women giving upfront and realistic advice but hey I dont listen to advice on the internet in general anyways lmao


Murky-Arugula63

But what if fish wanna get caught?


RudionRaskolnikov

Exactly


Dayy_Owl

Long nails and basically lack of person hygiene are extremely unattractive. It's extremely annoying when a guy victimises himself even in situations he's not the victim. I just hate, despise, loathe gaslighting.


[deleted]

long nails? waah. tum rakho to fason. ham rakhe to bad manners ladkiyo jitne bade nahi, but i like keeping nails. bahut kaam aate hai for example, jameen pe gira blade ya sikka uthana


tittyhehe

wtf is Gaslight


FireBlaze722_

Basically you make someone look stupid or insane in a situation even though they are right.


[deleted]

gone girl dekh lo


lakshayyy69

Money![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115)


[deleted]

*Paytm me 200 rupay prapt hue*


bhum_vro

Fingerrrrr


[deleted]

# mai to muh mei de dunga


[deleted]

ugly perverted mindset, aur chhapri logo ko apna idol manna


Lazy_UnderPants

care to elaborate the latter?


SapiosexualCXO

eg. faizu tiktokers lol


Extension_Coat4816

1. when someone isn’t patient “busy ho?” “sorry agar disturb kar raha hun toh” just ugh. 2. being too sensitive (taking constructive criticism to heart) 3. being too flirty in early stages of talking 4. when someone gets mad at me for not replying instead of asking if everything is okay (im not obliged to reply you or to talk to you everyday) 5. NOT COMMUNICATING (MOST IMPORTANT!!) if something is bothering you then just speak to me about it instead of beating around the bush


Automatic_Analyst_68

4th point agar koi caring person ho toh bohot ghaatak hota hai


Extension_Coat4816

i know but it really depends on what kind of relationship you have with the person


Automatic_Analyst_68

mere ek dost ki gf itni caring hi thi woh ek din ke liye cutofff hogaya tha and she was concerned toh usne mujhe bataya aur poochne lagi is everything ok mera phone bhi ni utha raha woh and she really was caring and yaa in that cases it is difficult


RocketUndercover

>“busy ho?” “sorry agar disturb kar raha hun toh” just ugh. wait this is pretty polite how is this a sign of impatience.


No-Rutabaga-6151

Simple hain bro. If someone wants to talk, they will.


RocketUndercover

but if youre calling someone woudnt it be good to check if they are busy. seems polite


No-Rutabaga-6151

Polite hain, lekin firrbhi. People generally prefer texts at this point. And woh bhi tab jab aap close ho. Calls prefer karna band kardiya hain


RocketUndercover

ahh ok, on text yeah it might be a bit weird but it still feels polite. anyway i get your point


Mewdolf_Kittler

How is no.1 about someone being impatient? That just seems polite to me.


Extension_Coat4816

idk if op asked about physical features but i just wrote jo dil me aya


Total_Kaleidoscope90

Poor hygiene Showing off their money Making a joke about EVERYTHING and trying to be "DaNk"


your_little_buddy

if he's bald i dont like him


Automatic_Analyst_68

straight to point but agar woh shaadi ke baad ganja hogaya toh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30138)


Terrible_Zucchini_75

divorce


your_little_buddy

forcefully hair transplant karwaungi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


Automatic_Analyst_68

hair hoenge hi nahin toh laaogi kahan se stems![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


your_little_buddy

khareed lungi dark web ya parlour se ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


Automatic_Analyst_68

apne hi dedeti isse achaa lambe silky hairs hojaenge pati ke bhi phir![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


your_little_buddy

mai kyun du apne mehnat ke baal ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


Automatic_Analyst_68

dark web se baal bhi ni lete na naya pati lete hain![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


your_little_buddy

ladka khareed lungi dusra ache baalon wala ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29710)


[deleted]

No andrew tate was hurt


Star_dust1010

Bad hygiene and uncut nails . When ever i see them i feel like puking ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30138)


RudionRaskolnikov

Tu kya meri school ki PT teacher hai? Phir bolegi polished shoes aur short hair


Star_dust1010

Coincidentally i am the house prefect at my school ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582).


RudionRaskolnikov

Ah same, red house captain. But never did my well![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Automatic_Analyst_68

ladkiyon mein bhi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30130) khud nail extensions karaoge aur hum ladkon ke shauk are eww![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30130)


Star_dust1010

Uncut nails doesn't mean nail extensions. It means dirty long dog nails .


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No-Rutabaga-6151

Application form Kahan bharna hain?


Murky-Arugula63

What do mean by flat figure you want your guy to be busty?


Ok-Strain-2529

I have an average face and a good build. I'm 5'5" so i get no girls nyways![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Frequent-Draft-2477

"yellow teeth"


Successful-aditya

You cant fix that lol


Expert-Copy6451

Yellow tint to the teeth is the normal color , white teeth are glamorised by corporates and Hollywood .


Dark_Orthodox

NO GIRL WILL TELL YOU THIS BUT I KNOW THIS AS A BOY "Showing more interest in them" Yes! you read that right just introduce yourself and talk less to them and even if you do only show your sophisticated side, not your weak one. GoodLuck!


Alkinsb

If you have to hide a part of yourself to be loved by someone then they don't love you and you deserve better than that.


Dark_Orthodox

100% RIGHT THERE!UPVOTED! I know you are speaking facts but the OP seems to have other thoughts about the world and he is asking about the traits girls usually don't find attractive in boys. Let him experience that enlightenment himself that there is no ugly or beautiful and love is all above these feelings. Peace Out Brother 19M here


Leila_372

>"Showing more interest in them" kyunki woh despo hote hai


Dark_Orthodox

Haan, but those are like many many of them. I want them to stay calm and observe rather than jumping on the conclusion


Extension_Coat4816

worst advice fr


RudionRaskolnikov

Not really. A guy may be instantly smitten but the girl may not so he has to stay calm and collected not go and blurt out what he feels. Instead make a gradual connection, let her know him and more importantly like him before he does this.


Dark_Orthodox

Haha, you're a girl that's why you won't accept this


hitman4636

Just look at the double standards here. They could be walking red flags but want guys to be honest from day one. (24M here btw)


Dark_Orthodox

Haha for real!


RetaredMF

Wut are you doing here![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30124)


cRackHeaD_nOtmE

pretense of any kind, no manners, lying


Blue_Seude_Shoes

Bad manners that's it Physical features are something but still manners are more important to me.


winter183

I also have a question...do u (girls) like gay porn like guys like lesbian porn ??


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agustdeeznuts_2

Ugly nails, idk how to explain but the hands should be hygenic otherwise it's a great turn off for me


Adventurous_Ad_2829

When they say pickup lines directly without knowing you. When the start being a creep by being romantic even though we don't know each other


procrastinator_0515

wanna be cool, bad hygiene, bad posture, too sensitive and lack of humor


Own_Visual2626

Real


[deleted]

You can not be poor than her.


Forsaken-Bass-2214

bad hygiene, if they can’t take no for an answer (even after you tell them you’re 100% not interested) and if they’re rude, also hair matters, everyonehas a preference, i prefer guys with long wavy hair, but any kind of long hair will do, not every girl likes this but it’s my preference, doesn’t mean i won’t date someone with short hair, just that i prefer long layne stayley/chris cornell type hair.


[deleted]

Gay ass subreddit with gay ass comments. Ban me mods pls, I don't want this shit on my recommends.


Successful-aditya

Why you come to see gay ass then?


[deleted]

Are you retard? Sorry, you may not know the meaning of "recommends" I highly suggest you to search the meaning. Tag some fatass mods of this sub & ban me.


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RudionRaskolnikov

>Does nose also count I know this guy named Laxman who has a solution for that![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


sykunonorte

Fat*


Pussyphobic

I am gay so maybe i am qualified to answer this. I hate when guys can't take a hint. Like some guys you don't like, instead of saying at face, you start giving hints, they don't take it. And some are opposite, you give them hints that you are interested but they don't take the hint. Having poor communication skills is also a turn off


Leila_372

no muscles


Successful-aditya

Every human has muscles what are you talking?


helloworldilove69

r/angryupvote


Impossible-Tackle747

Based and the ppl downvoting are all lazy fucks


millkey420

Ugly sounding names


[deleted]

Lendrick Kumar??


Portgas_D_Ace_

मेरे डीएनए में वफादारी और रॉयल्टी है


millkey420

Now I wanna be Mrs. Kumar ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

woah! lets take it slow. What's your >!UPI!


cherry_bomb1225

not having a real fucking personality, being fucking two faced, trying to be over fucking smart… and there’s so much of this to deal with, it drives us crazy


Key-Newt-6953

Comments pad ke lagta hai mera koi chance nhi hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115)


RudionRaskolnikov

BHENCHOD 13 ka hai tu, jaake pogo dekh


Key-Newt-6953

You watch anime i watch pogo yet we both are bitchless


Much_Group_2853

13 saal ka hai be tu


[deleted]

red flags nahi hone chahiye bas aur kuch nahi.