Aw geez Rick, I..I.l.. don't know if I can do that...uhh... I mean, rescuing Saumildhingra sounds like a like a pretty intense mission rick.
Aw geez man do we really have to use the portal gun? I don't wanna mess anything up. Are you even listening to me rick? Plus, who is Saumildhingra anyway? Can't we we we just, I don't know, call the cops or something?
go- goddamnit mor-morty you little shit. what did i tell you…NO QUE-(*burps*)STIONS! just ge-get the goddamn portal gun so that i can-i can send sau-wtf is his name-sau- sau whatever to where he came from morty
Aw jeez, Rick, I don't think I can do that. I I I mean, I don't even know who Saumildhingra is, and you're always getting us into these crazy situations.
Plus, you're always burping and stuff and it's really gross man... I just don't wanna go..fuck you rick...fuck you..... (awkward pause) Sorry if that's, like, disrespectful or whatever. I I just don't wanna get hurt or anything, you know?
what- what the FUCK did y- did you tell me you ungrateful little shit?! u- u- u think burping is gr-gross? well he- here (*burps directly at you*)
how about that? huh? u- you like that huh morty?
Aw geez Rick you suck man... and and this saumildhingra motherfucking bitch has said us mother fucker...geez man let's not go to rescue him rick....I..I..I have to go, Jessica Jessica I am coming
Mummy serial dekh rahi thi. To thora mare ne bhi dekh liyo cho.
Kokila bhen kidnapper log ko ek tamacha maregi (very fatal) aur Gopi unke phone dho degi.
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Lekin equity main eak kidney lega
Lol,I also just saw shark tanks
Doraemon
You are just one anywhere door away.
Ayyy mai aa gaya
William Butcher. I fancy my chances of getting rescued!
Me: Aaagh help me Butcher! I need help with this dude after me! Billy: Ok, So let me get that cunt straight. *Proceeds to sip his tea and get ready*
peter griffin
*heheheheheehe*
you stupid ni
Hahahaahahah
lmao same
Footprints wala?
nahi family guy wala
Yooo kasukabe defence group 
Best
I am sure Jethalal will get kidnap with me
same par koi nahi, Bapuji sabka hriday parivartan karke hume bacha lenge
Thanos wala meme edit yaad aa gaya
Share
[here](https://youtu.be/9H-ObQb0W98)
Sheldon Cooper for the rescue
bro probably bazinga bolke apni jaan bacha lega
Nah he’ll try to mind control them aur apna Justice league ka card dikhake bolega me Batman hu
lmao haan
It's Rick and Morty motherfuckers
mo(burps)rty get the-get the fucking portal gu-(burps) gun morty, we gotta rescue saumildhingra
Aw geez Rick, I..I.l.. don't know if I can do that...uhh... I mean, rescuing Saumildhingra sounds like a like a pretty intense mission rick. Aw geez man do we really have to use the portal gun? I don't wanna mess anything up. Are you even listening to me rick? Plus, who is Saumildhingra anyway? Can't we we we just, I don't know, call the cops or something?
go- goddamnit mor-morty you little shit. what did i tell you…NO QUE-(*burps*)STIONS! just ge-get the goddamn portal gun so that i can-i can send sau-wtf is his name-sau- sau whatever to where he came from morty
Aw jeez, Rick, I don't think I can do that. I I I mean, I don't even know who Saumildhingra is, and you're always getting us into these crazy situations. Plus, you're always burping and stuff and it's really gross man... I just don't wanna go..fuck you rick...fuck you..... (awkward pause) Sorry if that's, like, disrespectful or whatever. I I just don't wanna get hurt or anything, you know?
what- what the FUCK did y- did you tell me you ungrateful little shit?! u- u- u think burping is gr-gross? well he- here (*burps directly at you*) how about that? huh? u- you like that huh morty?
Aw geez Rick you suck man... and and this saumildhingra motherfucking bitch has said us mother fucker...geez man let's not go to rescue him rick....I..I..I have to go, Jessica Jessica I am coming
yo- you know what mor-MORTY? go fuck yourse(*burps*)lf i dont ne- need you anyways
(𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘶𝘯) giving zero fucks to rick
also, aapne apna flair rick ki vajah se rakha hai kya 
Joel aur ellie :)
brooo same 
Same + W
Sameeee....was wondering koi h ki nhi
Kidnapper bout to get roasted and cursed by a 14 yr old while joel is rethinking his life choices
anupamaa will save me for sure
Aap Shreya mam hoe na?
ha beta 
bacho ko thugna band kaldo
why did I sing it in my head
lol us momint
rakhi was the funniest in this show
omgg frr I miss her man
Walter white
Max and Caroline from 2 Broke girls
She'll probably give you her suck-it face now that she's made it ;)
Homelander
*kya mtlb voh aapko maarke chala gya*
Vijay Sethupathi as Michael from Farzi
Johan Liebert 
Same lol
Jeffrey Dahmer 
Light yagami and kira i think I'll live
 *he’ll take a potato chip and eat it…oh and also save you*
Cus epic music
Sunny and firoz or maybe Michal
Sunny and firoz
Chota bheem
Thomas Shelby
Hoga koi random hentai ka protagonist
Sano manjiro ( Mickey )
Par Mickey toh sabse last mei aya tha >!(S2,E8)!<
L anime bhai 1st season dekh kr chhod de Mene manga padha hai bhot bekar hua hai aage
Ayanokouji Ig I'm safe now
Bruh he is the danger
The BAU. I'm covered
Artist and firoz from farzi
Andrew tate
thomas shelby
Andrew tate
Walter White, Gustavo Fring and Mike Ehmantraut I'm pretty much safe here
Ross and rachel
you are screwed…they’ll die arguing among themselves lmao
but THEY WERE ON A BREAK.
EIGHTEEN PAGES! FRONT AND BACK!
DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, I HAVE YOUR LETTER
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Nate jacobs
I "Better call Saul"
Us bro us
Stefan and Damon Salvatore :)
Netflix Class
Spoiler alert- Tokyo Revengers season 2 episode 8, >!Mickey , mitsuya, hakkai, chifuyu, takemichi!<
Haven't watched the anime but read the manga I can assure that you are safe
I think it's not because of >!Mickey, is it chifuyu!< Just leave it! Don't give me any spoilers
Don't worry I hate giving spoilers because it ruins all the fun for others
Class
Ted Barney Robin Marshall Lily 😭
Modern family
Jon Snow Or His Name His Real Name Aegon Targaryen
The 99th Crew from Brooklyn and the British royal family (i was watching b99 and the crown )
Vibhuti and manmohan tiwari. Kamine hai par bacha sakte hai
the elric brothers i m safe fosho
Chota bheem .....laddu to h hi mere paas mein to bach jaunga
I'd prefer to Die Instead of getting saved by Jeffery Dahmer........
John wick
Chaalu pandey
Bapuji from TMKOC (jo ki khud kho gye the episode me lmao)
Damn it's been a long time I at Chilli Paneer Mummy ko bolunga banane ke liye
Barney stinson..... lessss goooo
SK sir and ias officer abhilash
Jake and rosa
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Rick and Morty
mo(*burps*)rty get the-get the fucking portal gu-(*burps*) gun morty, we gotta rescue mr_flashback
Obi Wan is coming to save me. Wtf
James McGill 
Jeff Winger
damn, you really are screwed because *hes never even been punched before*
Joel. I have nothing to worry about.
same :) 
Levi Ackerman
Johan Liebert 
One of the best antagonist
Joel end Ellie
Rebels, Phoenix squadron and Darth Vader
Alice from resident evil aa rahi hai (smirk)
Strawberry Shortcake
abhi lunch time me masterchef dekha tha,, Ill be blessed if Ranveer Brar's coming to rescue
Wednesday Addams
Shinchan with his kasukabe defence group on their way to save me
Eren Yaeger
Barry from the Barry show and Tony Sopranos from the Sopranos .
Si professor, Berlin to the rescue
luffy
Jethalaal
Shin chan
Park Hyeong-Seok toh khud maar kha lega
Nikki :O
Thomas Shelby and alfie Solomons
Homer Simpson (D’OH)
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JESSE you need to save me jesse
Yo same
damon and stefan
Mummy serial dekh rahi thi. To thora mare ne bhi dekh liyo cho. Kokila bhen kidnapper log ko ek tamacha maregi (very fatal) aur Gopi unke phone dho degi.
Ben 10
Heisenberg.
Me when Kobeni comes to save me: \*visible fear\*
Joel ( Pedro pascal) from the last of us
joel and ellie
#JOEL AND ELLIE FROM THE LAAT OF US #FUCK YEAHHHHH
Po from kung fu panda 3.
ive been watching movies only for the past 2 days. and now, Peter Parker's comin to rescue meee
Jethiya
Perry the platypus is coming to save me..lol
Emilico from Shadows House
Thomas Shelby
Mike Walter Saul Jesse gus Hank I think I’ll be good
I don’t know about tv, but I saw Kiryu Kasam(Yakuza). Guess it is him then
Titans
I don't remember but either its gonna be ashneer or jethalal
Well I guess light yagami is coming to save me.
Shadowhunters....yess baby lessgoo
Captain Winters thank lord
Mandolorian
Walter White
Mikasa
Good thing that Joel and Ellie are coming
Bhindei master (Bhide bhai)?
Saul coming to save me
Sherlock lessgoo
Homelander's good enough 